"Some like it hot and twistin' 1965 yeah!" Red and white rocket fireworks shoot out from the big screen and from the steel ramp, creating a domino effect. The sold out crowd is on their feet, cheering and holding up signs.

JR: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! We're here live in the Nationwide Arena in Columbus, Ohio!
King: We sure are and do we have an explosive show for you!

Bridget vs. Juliara vs. Taylor

"I'm crazy for this little lady. She's chic but she's not shady, yeah." Bridget Riley comes to the top of the ramp, ready for action.

Lilian Garcia: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Hacienda Heights, California...Bridget Riley!

King: JR what a wonderful way to start off the show!

Bridget walks to the ring alone and prepares for her match.

A new song, SOS, hits the arena. Unleashed's newest diva appears smiling at the top of the ramp.

Lilian Garcia: Making her way to the ring, from Toronto Canada, Juliara Smith!

JR: A new, impressive diva making her debut here tonight, King.
King: A new, impressive, HOT diva!

"But in the end it doesn't even matter!" Taylor Moore walks down to the ring, ready to go.

Lilian Garcia: And the challenger, from Brooklyn, New York..Taylor Moore!

King: No Kristal, no Kasha, what is this JR?
JR: A fair fight, maybe? It's a triple threat match, King, not a free for all.

Taylor gets in the ring and looks down at the two considerably smaller divas that she towers over. Taylor grabs them both and smashes them together. Taylor stands there for a moment, trying to decide who to attack first. She decides on Bridget and drags her to her feet with her hair. Taylor lifts Bridget up and swings her down into a side slam. She then picks up the rookie and goes for a body slam, but Juliara slides down and shoves Taylor into the ropes. Taylor bounces back and gets drop kicked to the mat. Juliara gets thrown to the mat by Bridget's bulldog. Bridget gets Taylor in a side headlock and runs at the ropes looking to use them as a ladder. Bridget jumps and from behind, Juliara catches Taylor's back end. The two work together to bring Taylor down into a neck breaker and suplex mix.

JR: These girls may be smaller, but they can get the job done.
King: Do you -
JR: I don't even want to hear what's about to come out of your mouth.

Taylor rolls around on the canvas, leaving Bridget and Juliara to face off. Bridget grabs Juliara by the arm and swings her in for a clothesline. Juliara blocks it and gets her legs wrapped around Bridget's neck for a tilt-a-whirl. Juliara goes for the cover.

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King: She's got her!

2...

JR: Kick out by Bridget!

Juliara goes to pull her back up, but Taylor comes from behind with a neck breaker on her knee.Taylor goes for a pin but Bridget breaks it up. Bridget gets on the offense and starts delivering kicks to Taylor's knees. Juliara has gotten back to her feet and is helping Bridget beat on Taylor. Kasha comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring. The referee immediately starts calling for the bell. Taylor and Kasha are now beating on Bridget and Juliara. Kristal comes running from the back and charges at Taylor. Kristal and Bridget are now dominating and have gotten rid of Taylor and Kasha. They turn towards Juliara and walk towards her, but get knocked off their feet.

King: Who the hell is that?!

Leyla knocks the two divas down with a huge clothesline. Juliara manages to get to her feet and looks at Leyla, confused and worried that she'll attack her too. Leyla offers a smile and helps Juliara up the ramp where they start talking a little trash to the other four girls.

After the match, the camera goes to the backstage area. Dawn Marie is leaned up against a wall, talking on her cell phone. From behind her a small woman is coming from behind the corner. Her hair, makeup, clothes, everything is black. She narrows her eyes at Dawn and watches her for a minute. Dawn laughs and twirls her hair. She hangs up her phone and starts to walk in the direction of the girl. Dawn gasps a little when she sees her. "Sorry, I didn't see you there...are you new?" She looks at her, questioning who she is. "Hi, I'm Annie," she says, grinning wickedly. "Nice to mee-" Dawn gets cut off by the girl who tackles her to the ground. "Nice to meet me, is that what you were going to say, Dawn?!!?" She starts smashing Dawn Marie's head into the concrete, screaming at her. Several security guards along with Stone Cold and Mickie James and Candice Michelle come running to break the fight up. Mickie and Candice have Dawn while the security guards hold Annie. "Who the hell are you and why are you here?" She goes to answer, but he cuts her off. "No, I don't even want to hear it. You want to beat up on my divas, fine, you get your depressed ass in the ring. Next week, you will face Dawn and...Mickie James." Austin grumbles something about stupid hookers and walks away as Unleashed goes to a commercial.

Edge and Christian vs. AJ Styles and Bobby Lashley

AJ Styles is in the ring with his tag team partner, Bobby Lashley, warming up for their match.

Jim Ross: Tonight we've got ourselves some tag team action in AJ Styles and Bobby Lashley against Edge and Christian, and this is sure to be a slobberknocker!

Lilian Garcia: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall! In the ring at this time at a combined weight of 498 pounds, AJ Styles and Bobby Lashley!

Styles and Lashley and are welcomed with boos.

Jerry "The King" Lawler: I definitely know who's winning this one!
J.R.: And we all know how good you are at the guessing game!

You think you know me...

"Metalingus" hits as Edge makes his way out to many cheers.

Lilian: And one half of their opponents, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... Edge!

Edge quickly makes his way down the ramp. Styles and Lashley clear the ring as Edge slides in.

Christian's music hits next to more cheers. Christian casually walks out onto the stage. He smacks his chest a couple of times and points to the direction of the crowd before making his way to the ring.

Lilian: And his partner, weighing in at 227 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... Christian!

Edge and Christian meet in their corner as Styles and Lashley re-enter the ring. Both teams talk strategy for a few seconds before Lashley takes his spot on the apron and Christian takes his. Edge and Styles measure each other up as the bell rings. Both men lock up for a test of strength. Edge is able to overpower Styles and gets him into a headlock. Styles fights out of it with some elbows, then whips Edge into the ropes. Styles goes for a splash but Edge blocks it with a kick to Styles' face. Edge then whips Styles into the ropes and lays him out with a dropkick. Edge rolls Styles up for the count: 1... 2... Styles is able to kick out! Edge picks Styles up by the head and readies him for a DDT, but Lashley runs in and kicks Edge in the face. Christian climbs into the ring, taking offense to the illegal attack, but the ref holds him back. The ref then turns to Lashley and warns him to stay in his place. Styles is up and stomps on Edge a bit before picking him up and delivering a few arm drags. Edge shakes it off and gets up, charging at Styles. Styles ducks and then dropkicks the back of Edge's head, sending him face-first into the turnbuckles.

AJ rushes over for another splash, but Edge quickly moves out of the way. Styles gets a face full of turnbuckle. Edge picks Styles up and drags him to the corner and tags Christian in. Edge and Christian then double-team on Styles, hitting him with a double clothesline and then executing their Sidewalk Slam/Diving Reverse DDT combo. Christian signals for the end of the match by readying Styles for his Unprettier, but Styles reverses the move into a Facebuster! Christian falls to his knees, and falls victim to an Enziguri. Styles slowly moves towards Lashley and gives him the tag. Lashley scrambles in and clotheslines Christian. Lashley pummels Christian with a Sidewalk Slam and picks him up for some hard rights. Christian, desperate to get away, stomps on Lashley's foot and runs over to Edge, tagging him in.

Edge capitalizes with a Downward Spiral, then gets up and crouches at the turnbuckle, signaling for his Spear. Lashley slowly gets up, and, as Edge charges at him, delivers a crippling kick to his stomach. Edge doubles over in pain, and Lashley quickly executes his inverted powerbomb, The Dominator. Lashley covers Edge. 1... 2... 3!

Lilian Garcia: Here are your winners - Bobby Lashley and AJ Styles!

J.R.: Bah gawd, what a match!
King: Yeah, I knew they'd win!
J.R.: Sure you did, King.

"You see that Austin? My boys are going to beat your boys' to a bloody pulp!" "Would you stop flappin' your damn gums and shut up?" Eric Bischoff and Stone Cold are in their office after watching the tag match. "What's the matter Steve? You upset that Edge and Christian lost?" Austin scoffs. "No, as a matter of fact, I'm not upset. Because you see, you have failed to realize that this was just one match and that my team is going to whip your ass. You have also neglected the fact that there is a pay-per-view coming up, Highway to Hell. And at this PPV, there will be the biggest ass whippin' possible." Stone Cold smiles. "Now then, I got beer to drink and a show to watch." Austin plops down on the couch and grabs a can of beer as the camera goes back to the ring.

Jewel vs. Sarah Electra - Women's Title

Touch hits the arena and Sarah Electra appears at the top of the ramp. The crowd rises to their feet ready for some diva action.

Lilian Garcia: The following match is scheduled for one for and it is for the XWE Women's Championship. Making her way to the ring, the challenger from Toronto Canada, Sarah Electra!

King: Oh baby, I cannot wait for this one!
JR: Would you knock it off?

"DIRRTY...FILTHY...NASTY!" Jewel comes to the top of the ramp, her title thrown over her shoulder. She grins down to her opponent and descends down the ramp.

Lilian Garcia: From Staten Island, New York, she is your women's champion...Jewel!

Jewel gets in the ring and hands her belt off to the referee. He calls for the bell and the match begins. Sarah tries for a chop on Jewel but she dodges it and hits her with an uppercut. She forces Sarah into the ropes and launches her at the opposite ropes. Sarah bounces back and gets taken down with a shuffle kick. Sarah gets to her feet and tries for a clothesline, but Jewel ducks it. Sarah takes her down from behind with a dropkick.

JR: Some great athletism here by our divas.

The two get up and lock up. Sarah tries for a suplex, but Jewel counters and leaves Sarah on the mat with belly to belly suplex. Jewel grins and gets back to her feet. She goes to stomp on Sarah, but she grabs her by the ankles and brings her down to the mat. Sarah quickly gets up and catches Jewel by surprise with a leg drop to the back of her head.

JR: Good God, I would not want to get in the ring with these two.
King: I would!

Sarah presses her forearm on Jewel's face, rubbing it into the canvas. Jewel twists her body up and gets Sarah under her for an armlock submission. Sarah tries to get out of the hold, but Jewel keeps it cinched on. Sarah crawls for a rope break, but Jewel stands up, bringing Sarah with her. She pulls her arm behind her and then whips Sarah down into a sitdown face plant and goes for the pin.

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JR: Hook of the far leg.

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JR: But it's not enough, Sarah kicks out.

Sarah tries to tie Jewel up, but Jewel fights it. Sarah releases Jewel and catches her by surprise with a hurracanrana. Stunned, Jewel gets to her feet and rushes towards Sarah, but she dodges and hits Jewel with yet another hurracanrana that sends her flying over the top rope.

JR: Bah Gawd, Jewel must be knocked out! If Sarah can get her in the ring, we'll have a new champion!
King: Who's that?!

Torrie Wilson comes running down the ramp. She slides into the ring and grabs Sarah by the hair, slamming her face first into the canvas. She then grabs her arm and applies the Anderson Lock! The referee is motioning for the bell and is trying to pull Torrie off.

Lilian Garcia: The winner of the match due to disqualification, Sarah Electra!

Torrie finally releases her hold and walks to the back with a smirk on her face as Unleashed heads to a commerical.

MISTAAAAAAAAAAAR KENNEDY........KENNEDY!!! The brash wrestler comes down to loud boos. He gets a microphone and ignores the people. "The following announcement has been made possible to you all by Eric Bischoff." Louder boos. "From Green Bay, Wisconsin, I weigh in tonight at 243 pounds....MMMMMIISSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR KENNNNNNNNNEDAAAY!!!"

JR: What is this man doing out here?
King: Shh JR! It's the best part!

He climbs up on the turnbuckle and pauses. "KENNEDY!" The lights come back on and he gets back to the center of the ring. "I am out here because I was sent by Eric Bischoff and because I want to be. Lilian Garcia, would you please get into the ring?" The camera changes to show Lilian sitting at ringside looking very confused. She gets up from her seat and slowly gets in the ring. "Do you have any idea why I'm out here?" She shakes her head no. "Figures, you've never been the brightest bulb in the box. Now, I knew you wouldn't have the slighest clue of why I'm out here, so I put together a little video for you." He motions to the screen and video of Lilian announcing several different matches appears. The clip ends and back in the ring, Lilian is still confused. "Let me spell it out for you, you suck as a ring announcer!" Her face changes from confusion to anger. "Yeah, you heard me, you suck. You're mediocre, you can't even sing!" She goes to slap him, but he puts his hand up, grabbing her wrist. "You go ahead and march yourself backstage and you let a real announcer take care of the rest of the show!" He releases her a little rough. She looks extremely pissed off, but leaves anyways. Kennedy grins and takes her seat at ringside.

JR: Well that was just wrong. I think Lilian does a fine job.
King: She looks better too, but Kennedy has a point. She is mediocre.
JR: Would you shut up?

Justice and Gail Kim vs. Lance Hoyt and TaTyana

"Break Out" hits and the crowd gets to their feet, cheering. Justice and Gail come out to loud cheers.

Mr. Kennedy: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first the team of Justice Williams and Gail Kim!

They get inside the ring and talk a little strategy as Lance Hoyt and TaTyana make their appearance to a large amount of boos.

Mr. Kennedy: And their opponents, the team of Lance Hoyt and TaTyana Casey.....Casey!

TaT gives Kennedy a wierd look and climbs in through the ropes that Lance pulls open for her. The referee calls for the bell. Lance and Justice started the match out. Lance forces Justice down to the mat with repeated right juabs until the referee stops him, but then he starts again. The referee manages to pry Lance off Justice and Justice tries to attack him while his back is turned, but Lance grabs his arm and throws him against the ropes. Catching him on the rebound, he hits a back body drop. TaTyana loudly claps her hands in encouragement. Lance gets up and catches Justice before he can get back to his feet with a gutbuster, then pulls him up for a suplex, but ends up hitting a brainbuster.

JR: BAH GAWD! Justice was just dropped right on his head!

Lance drops a knee into Justice's face and then picks him up. Lance puts Justice in for a powerbomb and hits it, but he doesn't release. He pulls Justice back up and powerbombs him a second time - still not releasing. After a third powerbomb, he leaves Justice laid out in the ring. Lance gets up and goes to the ropes. TaTyana leaves her corner and poses next to him on the apron.

King: Aw, they make the perfect couple!
JR: No, they don't. They're disgusting.

Lance turns to find Justice trying to get himself over to Gail. She reaches over the ropes for the tag. Lance leaps and grabs Justice's ankle just before he can tag in and the crowd boos with disappointment, but then Justice lunges forward and tags in Gail. Lance curses under his breath and marches over to tag in TaTyana.

King: Here we go JR, the moment I've been waiting for!

Standing in his corner, Lance stomps his feet and charges all the way across the ring and gores Justice through the ropes. Justice crashes against the divider with a sickening thud, both men collapse into a pile.

JR: OH MAH GAWD! JUSTICE MUST BE BROKEN DAMN NEAR IN HALF!

Back in the ring, Gail looks on in shock and tries to shout to see if her partner is okay when TaTyana grabs her from behind into a reverse headlock and hits an inverted DDT. TaT starts to stomp away mercilessly on Gail. TaT leans back against the ropes and rushes at Gail, hitting a leg drop.

On the outside, Lance starts to get up. He pulls the padding off the top of the divider, and grabs Justice's head which smashes into the exposed concrete barrier repeatedly. After five or six blows, he gives it one more hard bounce and Justice starts bleeding all over the place. Grabbing his opponent, Lance rams his back against the ring then grabs him and throws him against the steel steps.

JR: Bah Gawd that is brutal! Justice has been busted wide open!

In the ring, TaTyana pulls Gail up for a suplex, but she counters and shoves TaT forward. As she comes back, Gail hits a back suplex, gets up, and runs back against the ropes. When TaTayana gets up, Gail dropkicks her. Gail locks in a cross face on TaT, appling her knee to the small of her back.

King: Look!

The camera shoots over to the ramp where Lance has dragged Justice. He pulls him up and hits a brainbuster on the steel ramp. Lance pulls him up again and hits another brainbuster and another and another.

King: Oh my God JR!
JR: Somebody get help!

In the ring, TaT manages to pull herself to the ropes and the referee makes Gail let go of the hold. Gail gets up and TaT uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet. TaT goes for a quick kick to the gut, but Gail catches her leg. TaT pulls an Enziguri kick out and knocks Gail to the mat. TaT quickly goes for the cover.

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2…

JR: That was a close one!

TaT gets up and runs a hand through her hair, grinning. She picks up Gail and gets her in position for the Sweet Dreams.Gail manages to reverse it, but takes the referee down with her. TaTyana grabs Gail and connects with the Sweet Dreams!

King: That's it! Cover her!
JR: The ref is down, o' wise one.

The crowd's reaction grows louder and the camera once again goes to the ramp where Elisabeth Young is walking down. She smirks at the look on TaTyana's face. She quickly climbs into the ring where TaTyana is waiting. Lizzy reverses her and slams her face first in the mat with her face plant bulldog. She drags Gail over for the cover and climbs out of the ring where she shakes the referee.

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2....

3!

King: That is not fair! TaTyana is not going to be happy!
JR: Oh shut up! Gail won and Elisabeth got some revenge on TaTyana. The only question is, what is Justice's condition?


Al stands in the backstage area, grinning his widest grin in... seconds... as he looks down at Head.

Al: Ladies and gentlemen, this just in; I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

Al laughs maniacally at his cheesey attempt at a joke.

Head: ...

Al: YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, HEAD!

Al looks at the camera, still smiling.

Al: Tonight, I'm interviewing a man who has a nice haircut done by a lady named Nicole... he's lean, he's mean, and he might not fit easily into most overhead storage bins... CHRIS... SABIN!

The camera pans out to reveal a horribly confused Sabin, who is scratching his head.

Sabin: Al, before we begin, I have a question for you; have you taken your medication today?

Al: ...you know, I actually lost that stuff with a couple of bags at the airport.  It happens.

Sabin's face contorts to a "God, help me" look.

Al: First question, Chris; what are your thoughts on Rob Van Dam?

Sabin smirks at the question.

Sabin: I'll tell you what, Al, Rob Van Dam is nothing more than a--

Sabin is attacked by behind by none other than Rob Van Dam himself!  Van Dam delivers some hard rights while screaming "WHAT AM I, SABIN?".  The two get into a brawl, and dozens of referees, wrestlers and other personnel help to break it up.  The camera pans back to Al, who is juggling Head and his microphone while singing an unusual medley of Celine Dion's  "My Heart Will Go On" and John Cena's "My Time Is Now".  Eventually, Al wanders off, and the camera follows the brawl's aftermath.

The scene opens up into a grocery store aisle. Maven is walking down the dairy line, looking at the milk. He then gets to the juice section and notices there is no more orange juice.

Maven: Ah dew nawt buhleev dis! How cayun yew be owt of orayunge jooce!?

He reaches into the shelf, feeling around for another bottle that may have fallen. The camera follows his arm and his hand ends up in the outside area of a sunny Florida orange field. There's a woman standing there holding a container of juice and she gets ready to hand it to Maven when he suddenly grabs her boob.

Maven: Whut duh heuck is thayut?!

He squeezes a little and the woman has started freaking out. Some of the other workers hear her and run to her. One of the guys grabs Maven's arm and yanks on it, sending Maven crashing into the shelves. As Maven crashes over and over into the shelves, a voice-over is heard.

Voice Over: Do you want your daily amount of Vitamin C without making the mistake of grabbing a woman's tender breasts?

Maven: Ah shurr dew--AHH!

Maven gets yanked into the Florida orange field, and is beaten to a bloody pulp by the field workers.

Voice Over: Forget Florida's stinkin' oranges.

The workers and Florida landscape disappear, leaving Maven in a white area. A glass of juice appears in Maven's hand. Maven takes a sip.

Maven: HOOOO-WEE! Ah doo buhleev thayut is sum darn gewd jooce.

Voice Over: That's not orange juice.

Maven: Well it shurr taysts lahk eet. Sew wut duh heyuck is eet?

A logo that reads THAT'S NOT ORANGE JUICE flies into Maven, knocking him on his back. He gets up and turns to see it.

Maven: Th... teh-heh... thah..

Announcer: That's Not Orange Juice. It's orange and liquidy, just like real orange juice, only... That's Not Orange Juice!

Maven: Whut deed ah poot in muh mouf?!

Announcer: Wouldn't you like to know!

Maven: Ah wood.

Announcer: Sorry, but no can do. That's Not Orange Juice - you'll swear you're drinking orange juice, but you're not!

Female Announcer: From the makers of That's Not Yogurt and Those Aren't Olives.

The commercial ends with Maven happily chugging the mystery drink, and the screen fades back into the ring.


Jayson Anderson vs. Kane

Jayson Anderson's music hits to many cheers as he walks out onto the stage with Torrie Wilson.

Kennedy: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring weighing in at... enough! From Bronx, New York and accompanied by Torrie Wilson... JAAAAAAYSON... ANDERSOOOOON!

Kennedy smiles and shrugs as though to say "what the hell?"

Kennedy: ANDERSOOOOON!

Jayson and Torrie walk down the ramp and enter the ring. They play to the crowd a bit, then await Jayson's opponent.

A loud explosion of pyro is heard, and Kane is in the arena! He is acknowledged with a chorus of boos.

Kennedy: And his opponent, weighing in at a lot more... KAAAAAAAANE!

Kane trudges down the ramp and adjusts his elbow pad. He grabs onto the top rope from outside of the ring and hoists himself up. Kane enters the ring and calls for his signature pyro. Torrie exits the ring, leaving Jayson with Kane.

At the sound of the bell, Anderson springs forward and takes Kane down with a strong shoulder block. He jumps up on the second rope, and leaps at Kane on the rebound, hitting him with a flying clothesline. Anderson rolls again, jumps off the second rope again for another clothesline, but this time Kane catches him by the neck. The fans boo loudly.

Kane raises Anderson for a Chokeslam, but is met with a reversal in the form of a sidewalk slam.

Anderson gets to his feet, and drops an elbow onto Kane. He races back against the ropes, charges at Kane, and hits a leg drop onto him.

He makes the cover for a pin.

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2…

Anderson pounds on his chest to work the crowd, and charges at Kane as he gets up to his feet, hooking him for a second sidewalk slam. Kane counters it into a DDT. The fans all wince as the Anderson bounces off the mat.

Kane gets to his feet. He grabs Anderson, and delivers a punishing suplex. He seems to go for another, but keeps it locked in, and hits a brainbuster, bouncing Anderson's spine off the mat.

He covers Anderson for the pin.


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2…

Kick out by Anderson!

Both men stand up, and Kane gets the advantage, setting up a second suplex, but Anderson counters it into a devastating DDT that bounces Kane's head off the mat.

Anderson doesn’t stop to catch a breath and leaps up onto the turnbuckle. As Kane gets to his feet, he leaps, and connects with a corkscrew missile dropkick that knocks Kane off his feet once more.

Kane tries to get up faster than Anderson, but can’t manage to outspeed his opponent, as Anderson catches him with a clothesline. Kane is on the mat once again, and Anderson hooks his leg for the pin!

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2…

Kane sits up, and Anderson gets up to his feet. He looks frustrated for a moment, but then he starts stomping his feet, and pounding on his chest. He seems to have an idea!

Before he can execute whatever he was thinking, however, Kane springs up behind him, lifts him up from behind, and second suplex for a pin.

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2…

Kick out!

Kane slaps on a full nelson onto Anderson while he’s on the ground, and whips him up over his head with a dragon suplex, then rolls him over for a second, and then a third.

J.R.: Bah gawd, an amazing show of athleticism from Kane tonight!

As if to further the point, Kane grabs Anderson, and hits an exploder backbreaker onto the smaller man.

Kane gets to his feet again. He turns to adjust his elbow pad, and Anderson has gotten to his feet!

Anderson goes for the J-5, but Kane manages to counter it into a Tombstone Piledriver!

Anderson’s head bounces off the mat. The fans boo loudly at this.

Anderson lies near a turnbuckle, looking stunned, and Kane picks him up, flipping him over for a second Tombstone Piledriver!

King: Oh no!
J.R.: BAH GAWD, ONE IS ENOUGH!

Anderson manages to counter the Tombstone into a Flip Piledriver, and the fans go wild as Kane head crashes into the canvas!

Anderson picks Kane up, not ready to pin him just yet, and delivers his finisher, the Jay Bomb, onto Kane! Anderson hooks Kane's leg for the pin.

1…

2…

3!

Kennedy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... Here is your winner... JAAAAYSOOOON... ANDERSOOOOON!

Torrie enters the ring to celebrate with Jayson, and jumps onto him for a hug as his theme music plays.

Oh I Think They Like Me is interrupted by glass shattering, and Stone Cold's entrance music playing. Stone Cold appears at the top of the ramp with a microphone in hand.

Stone Cold: So, you beat Kane. Congratulations, champ - but let's see if lightning will strike twice in this sumbitch when you face off against Kane at Highway to Hell! Not only that, Anderson, but it'll be for your shiny little title belt!

Jayson and Torrie look ticked off as Austin starts to leave. Suddenly, Austin stops and turns around.

Stone Cold: One last thing, Anderson; son, this match is going to be an damn Inferno Match!

Austin grins and walks backstage leaving Jayson mad and Torrie to console him.

JR: BAH GAWD A RING SURROUNDED BY FIRE!!!
King: Austin's gone crazy!