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| Breakdown - Agony said "Ectasy" in overdrive she came riding on the world, Thunder Kissin' 1965! A series of red and white pyros shoot off into the top of the arena, starting at the bottom of the ramp and going all the way up to the top where two criss cross and several blast off. JR: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to XWE Unleashed! King: We're live here from the Resch Center in Green Bay, Wisconsin! The camera shows Edge and Justice standing backstage. Edge is speaking to Justice, who has his arms crossed and is listening intently. Edge: Justice, I'm really sorry about what happened last week with Lance. I swear, if I had known, I would've been there. Justice: It's alright, really. Edge: No, no it's not. I'm going to make it up to you. I'm going to go out to the ring right now, and I'm going to call that chumpstain out for a match. Justice: Edge, you don't have to-- Edge: No, I do. I'm going to go right now. Edge runs off down the hall. J.R.: Edge is headed to the ring right now to call Lance Hoyt out! "You think you know me..." "Metalingus" by Alter Bridge begins to play as Edge makes his way out, holding a microphone. The fans greet him with cheers as he heads to the ring. He slides into the ring and quickly gets up. Edge holds up the microphone, ready to speak. Edge: Cut the music! The music comes to an abrupt stop. Edge: Last week, my tag team partner, Justice received a beating at the hands of Lance Hoyt and, apparently, I wasn't around to help. I've decided to make it up to him like only I can... Edge turns towards the ramp. Edge: And Lance, I'm challenging you to a match right here, right now! The crowd cheers in approval. Edge: And if you don't get your ass out here, Hoyt, I'm going to get back up that ramp and drag you out here myself! He waits a few seconds. King: Looks like Hoyt's got other plans! Edge: Lance, get out here or-- Lance Hoyt's music hits and is responded to with boos. Lance comes running down the ramp, ready to answer to Edge's challenge with a stiff right hand. Edge vs. Lance Hoyt Edge struggles to his feet as Lance kicks him in the ribs a few times. Edge manages to catch his leg and throws Lance around with a dragon screw. JR: Excellent reversal there by Edge! Edge hits a tilt whirl backbreaker and a powerslam. Lance tries to get back to his feet, but Edge shoulder blocks him in the ribs. Edge hits a snap suplex. He lifts Lance up and holds up his fist before crunching it down on Lance's face. Edge walks around the ring a few times and turns back to see Lance on his feet. Lance goes for a right punch, but Edge ducks it. As Edge turns back around, Lance hits him with a big boot, but again Edge ducks and Lance ends up straddling the top rope. King: Ooh! TaT isn't going to like that one! Edge takes advantage and starts hammering Lance with shots. TaTyana comes down the ramp, distracting Edge. He stops punching Lance and goes over to the ropes to yell at her. Lance spins him around and knocks him with a big boot. The referee goes over to the ropes where TaT has gotten on the apron. He's trying to tell her to leave. The crowd starts reacting louder. Someone slides in the ring and pulls Edge up. JR: BAH GAWD! ITS AJ STYLES! AJ spins Edge around and sets him up for the Styles Clash. He connects and quickly rolls out of the ring as TaTyana leaves. JR: IT WAS A DAMN SET UP! Lance covers Edge. 1... 2... 3! Lance quickly leaves the ring to join TaT and AJ at the top of the ramp, leaving Edge in the ring, looking angry. The camera pans into Christian's locker room. He is pacing back and forth, holding a cellphone to his ear. Christian: I'm telling you, they're not going to find out! He listens for an answer. Christian: Listen to me, I assure you; TNA management are not going to know you're here. Christian frowns and runs his free hand through his hair. Christian: They're busy enough as it is, I doubt they'll notice. He then smiles, obviously happy with the caller's answer. Christian: Awesome. I'll see you later then. Christian hangs up the phone and walks off, grinning like a cheshire cat. COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOO! The camera pans over to Monty Brown as he sits up in his bed and stretches. Monty: Damn, yo, I needs me some Co'n Flakes! Monty roars and jumps out of bed, making a mad dash for the kitchen. Once he's there, he quickly makes a mess of the kitchen looking for cereal, and finally finds a box. He looks into the camera with a smile on his face. Monty: Yo, when y'all be gettin' all hungry and all that nonsense, get'cho ass all up in da Serengeti wif some O'Row O's cereal! Monty holds up the box of O'Row O's cereal, which has his face plastered on it. *Click Here* Monty: Hook yo'self up wif some'a this! It's da bomb diggetty! Monty's mom (off-camera): MONTY TIMTAKTUKI BROWN, GET UP HE'A AND RUB DA CORNS ON MAH FEETS. Monty: DAMN YO, I'M SHOOTIN' A COMMERCIAL UP IN HE'A FO' MAH FANS IN DA SERENGETI! So hook yo'self up wif a box of O'Row O's. It's da bomb, son! Monty roars and runs off-camera. The camera zooms into Monty's face on the cereal box... closer and closer and closer until the scene fades. Annie vs. Dawn Marie vs. Mickie James Some new music hits the speakers and the crowd gets to their feet, ready for the match. Annie walks out to the ring, showing absolutely no emotion. Lilian: The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is a handicapped match! Introducing first, the challenger, Annie! JR: Some new character we got here. King: What dumpster do you think she crawled out of, JR? As Annie gets into the ring, Mickie's song hits. "Oh Mickie you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickie!" She runs down to the ring. Lilian: And her opponents, first, from Richmond Virginia, Mickie James! King: Oh, I love this one! She's fiesty! The song changes into Dawn Marie's, who makes her way down to the ring, smiling. Lilian: And her partner, from Woodbridge New Jersey, Dawn Marie! Dawn and Mickie wink at each other before running at Annie with a double clothesline. Annie rolls around, but lays still as Mickie and Dawn stomp at her. They lock hands and then jump forward, hitting Annie in the throat with their elbows. Mickie covers her. 1... JR: Hook of the near leg.. 2... JR: But it's not enough! Annie kicks up and drags herself to the ropes. Pulling herself up, she begins to block off punches and slaps coming from the other two girls. She gets her momentum going and starts firing back with some big rights and lefts. JR: Good Gawd, this girl has got a punch! Mickie and Dawn keep falling, but get right back up. Annie starts delivering head butts and kicking them in the stomach. Mickie bounces of the ropes from an Irish Whip and gets hammered down with a Lou Thesz Press. She starts smashing her forearms into Mickie's head until she gets pulled backwards by Dawn's body press into a pin. 1... Annie kicks out quickly. Getting to her feet she moves her hand infront of her neck as if to say, "No more!" Dawn gets up and gets a swift kick to the gut followed by a Stunner! Dawn goes bouncing out of the ring as Mickie gets to her feet. Annie gives her to the same kick and brings her down for another Stunner. 1... 2... 3... Lilian: Here is your winner...ANNIE! The celebration stops shortly as glass shatters. The Texas Rattlesnake comes out with a microphone in hand. "Alright, so you won." WHAT? "I said, you beat them." WHAT? "Pinned them." WHAT? "Got the 1-2-3." WHAT? "You're the winner." WHAT? "I said the same damn thing!" The crowd breaks into laughter, but Annie doesn't find it as funny. "Good God kid, laugh a little. Just a joke." WHAT? "I was playing." WHAT? "Kidding." WHAT? "Pullin' your leg." WHAT? "Yankin' your chain." WHAT? "Since you just whipped some ass out here, I've got a proposition for you. I am out here to offer you a full contract here on Unleashed." Annie stands still in the ring, listening. "The only thing you've got to do is defeat Jazz at Highway to Hell." The crowd gasps a little and then begins to cheer loudly. Annie smirks in the ring and shakes her head 'yes.' Austin flips her the bird and heads backstage as Unleashed heads to a commercial. Torrie Wilson vs. Sarah Electra - Bikini Contest King: Well, I got to go do my job, JR. JR: Lawd, somebody get this man some water and an ambulance. King's music hits and he gets out of his chair. Grabbing his crown, he moves towards the ring. Lilian: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jerry "The King" Lawler! King gets in the ring and gets a microphone. "Now's the time where I really love my job! I'm going to be in the ring with two of the hottest divas here on Unleashed. I'm tired of waiting, so let's bring them out!" I just need a little space to call my own. Torrie Wilson walks to the ring, smiling happily. She gets in the ring and King watches her closely. Touch starts playing after Torrie's and out comes Sarah Electra. She looks a little ticked to see Torrie, but gets into the ring. "Whew! You two look amazing in those robes but...let's see what's under them! Torrie, why don't you go first?" Some music comes on and the lights go down. Torrie steps in front and slowly unties the knot on her robe. She lets it roll off her shoulders revealing this: *Click Here* King's mouth drops to the mat. "Ohh baby, purple is my favorite color!" Torrie smiles and dances around a little bit. The lights turn back on and King seems to be in la-la land. "Go ahead Sarah." The same music starts playing and Sarah all but rips her robe off, showing off this: *Click Here* "Ohhh my God! Denim is my new favorite." The lights come back on and King stands between the two. He starts to talk but gets interrupted. "Dirrty! Filthy! Nasty!" Jewel comes out in a robe as well. The purple strobe lights hit her as she rips it off. "WANNA GET DIRRTY! IT'S ABOUT TIME I CAME TO STOP THE PARTY!" *Click Here* She gets down to the ring and gets in, grabbing a microphone. "It seems you've forgotten somebody, King." Without any warning, she drops the microphone and delivers a spinning heel kick to Sarah. Torrie starts to run, but gets snagged back by Jewel grabbing her hair. She lifts her up and swings her over on her back. She jumps up and then comes down with a Widow's Peak. Jewel gets up and starts pointing her finger at both of them, yelling something as Unleashed goes to a commercial. Christian vs. AJ Styles AJ Styles' entrance music hits, and Styles makes his way out to an arena-full of boos. Lilian: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Gainesville, Georgia, and weighing in at 219 pounds... AJ Styles! Styles yells at the crowd as he quickly walks down the ramp. He enters the ring and awaits Christian's presence as he yells "Get out here, Christian!". "Just Close Your Eyes" by Waterproof Blonde starts up to many cheers as Christian makes his way to the stage, slapping his chest in his signature fashion before walking down the ramp. King: I still want to know who he invited over here! J.R.: I'm sure we'll all find out soon enough. Lilian: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... weighing in at 227 pounds... Christian! Christian stops at the bottom of the ramp and turns, a wide smile on his face. As his music continues, he motions for someone to come out. King: Oh boy! Here he comes! J.R.: Or she. King: OH BOY! A tall, slender, blonde woman makes her way out to the stage, smiling. J.R.: OH MAH GAWD! IT'S JACKIE GAYDA! CHRISTIAN MANAGED TO BRING JACKIE TO UNLEASHED! King: My Christmas wish came true early! AJ's eyes widen, and he seems to be demanding to know what drove Jackie to align herself with Christian. Jackie meets Christian at the bottom of the ramp and engages in an argument with Styles. Christian enters the ring and capitalizes by grabbing Styles and delivering a series of strong right hands. Styles stumbles backwards, and Christian takes advantage and charges at him. Styles quickly foils Christian's attempt at a shoulder block, however, with a drop toe hold followed by a standing moonsault. Styles hooks Christian's leg for the pin... 1... 2... Kick-out by Christian! J.R.: BAH GAWD! Christian kicks out just a second shy of a 3-count! Before Christian can get himself up completely, Styles knocks him back with a dropkick. Christian lands with his back against the turnbuckle. Styles backs up, then charges at him, delivering a second dropkick. "Come on, Christian!" can be heard coming from Jackie. Styles, still peeved over Jackie's betrayal of TNA, orders her to shut her mouth. Jackie becomes angered and begins to climb onto the apron. The referee takes his eyes off of Styles and Christian and tells Jackie to keep away from the ring. Christian uses the distraction to deliver a low-blow to Styles that sends the crowd into a frenzy. King: Christian's Peeps seem to enjoy that! Jackie cheers Christian on as Styles drops to the floor, holding his package in pain. Christian crawls over and goes for the pin, confident that the match is ending right here. 1... 2... Kick-out! Christian's eyes widen. Who kicks out after a low-blow?! Christian starts to throw a tantrum and punches the canvas angrily as the crowd happily chants "Christian Fit!". Styles takes this time to get up and grab Christian by the hair -- big mistake. Christian pushes Styles away. A confused look washes over Styles' face. Christian lets him know that the hair is not to be touched under any circumstances, then grabs Styles and delivers a belly-to-belly suplex. He fixes his hair and poses a little for the Peeps, who are cheering wildly. Christian picks Styles up off the mat, and lifts him upside-down into the air, holding him for a couple of seconds. J.R.: BAH GAWD, LOOK AT THE STRENGTH, GETTING ALL THE BLOOD TO FLOW TO AJ STYLES' HEAD! AJ swings over and reverses Christian's attempted suplex into a Huracanrana pin. 1... 2... Christian kicks out just in time! Jackie continues to cheer Christian on. AJ becomes frustrated and begins to pound his fist into Christian's head. The referee tells Styles to ease off, causing Styles to turn to the ref and yell. Jackie climbs to the apron again, yelling her head off, causing both the referee and Styles to yell back. Christian looks towards the stage and smiles. The crowd cheers as Edge hurriedly makes his way down the ramp holding two chairs. Christian quickly gets up and violently shoves Styles. He grins as Styles crashes into the referee and knocks him out, and the crowd is on its feet with anticipation! J.R.: GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY, THE REFEREE IS OUT! King: And here comes Edge with those chairs! Edge enters the ring and throws the chairs onto the canvas. Styles looks down to find the referee knocked out and slowly gets to his feet. Christian yells "DO IT!" to Edge, and Styles immediately finds himself on the receiving end of Christian's Unprettier, delivered by Edge! The audience explodes into deafening cheers! J.R.: UNBELIEVABLE! EDGE HAS USED CHRISTIAN'S FINISHING MOVE ON AJ STYLES! King: Some people call that copyright infringement! Christian walks over and grabs the two steel chairs, tossing one over to Edge. He and Edge stand at opposite sides of Styles, slamming the chairs twice simultaneously onto the canvas. They wait for Styles to get to his feet again, and as he does, Edge and Christian deliver their signature Conchairto! The cold steel connects with Styles' skull, and he is on the mat once again! Christian drops to his knees and covers Styles. Edge drops to the mat as well, and grabs the knocked-out referee's hand, slamming it down for a three-count! 1... 2... 3! J.R.: BAH GAWD! Edge and Christian have teamed up to take AJ Styles out by any means necessary! Lilian: Here is your winner... Christian! Jackie enters the ring and jumps up and down happily as the three celebrate Christian's victory over AJ Styles. King: OH! Look at Jackie! Look at the puppies! The show fades into a commercial as the three continue to celebrate, much to the fans' enjoyment. The scene opens up in front of a large establishment. It's your typical McDonald's restaurant. However, upon further inspection, it turns out that this is no McDonald's. An elderly man struts out the door and raises his arms gleefully. The camera zooms in to reveal... oh no... Vince McMahon: I'm Vince McMahon, and I just bought out every McDonald's restaurant on the damn planet! Don't like it? TOO BAD! Now, when you ask for a Big Mac, you're asking for it in... The “Donald” part of McDonald's suddenly flies away in a poorly Photoshopped fashion, and “McMahon” appears in its place. McMahon: That's right! McMcMahon's! The scene cuts to inside the restaurant. Everything is neat, the place is packed, and nothing seems to be out of whack... yet. Vince steps in front of the camera. McMahon: Here at McMcMahon's, everything is done on a sub-par level, just like real live WWE booking! He makes his way towards the counter, where a family is ordering a meal. Vince angrily flails his arms around. McMahon: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! The family runs off, absolutely horrified. Vince smiles towards the camera. McMahon: And we have friendly workers that will tend to your every other need! Isn't that right... BRET HART?! The cashier stomps his foot angrily and removes his hood and mask to reveal Bret Hart. As Bret speaks, Vince is dancing happily in the background as if he's accomplished a good deed. Hart: I live... to serve you... like I serve... Vincent Kennedy McMahon's every... need. Bret suddenly becomes angered and turns to Vince. Hart: I'm not doing this. STOP SCREWING ME OVER! I quit! I'm going to McBischoff's! Bret spits on Vince and leaves. Vince claps his hands and his son, Shane, comes dancing out to his father's side. Shane: Thanks, Dad! I was born to do this job! Vince continues his speech as Shane keeps dancing his signature dance. McMahon: Yes. Friendly workers that tend... Vince looks over at his dancing son. McMahon: Tend to... He frowns. McMahon: Tend... SHANE, KNOCK IT OFF! Shane freezes in his current position and smiles. Vince storms off to another part of the restaurant, in front of what seems to be where McMcMahon's stores the beef. McMahon: We use Grade A beef on our burgers! He opens the door to reveal an empty room, minus Ashley Massaro on the floor, bound, gagged and crying, and Mickie James happily kicking her and throwing frozen beef patties on her. Vince laughs nervously and slowly shuts the door. We then cut to the outside of McMcMahon's where Vince, Shane, Stephanie and Triple H are suddenly standing. Shane is still dancing, Stephanie is still patting her belly, and Triple H is crushing his waterbottle and signing it. The McMcMahon's logo appears on the screen, followed by a singing voice that sounds like Vince mixed with a dying emu. McMahon: Miiick-Miiick-MAAAAAAN'S! The commercial finally comes to an end with a whack to Shane's head from Vince. J.R.: I believe it's now time to see what's going on backstage with Al Snow. King: Aw, come on! Backstage, Al has one hand around Head's neck and the other holding her hair out like an arm as he dances to and fro with her. Al (singing): Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts... Cameraman (whispering): Al... you're on. Al stops abruptly and looks over at the camera. He smiles nervously, then picks his microphone up off the floor and situates Head in its place. Al: Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I am interviewing three ladies whose undeniably good looks would send Hugh Hefner into violent convulsions... Juliara, Bridget Riley and Taylor Smith! The camera pans out as Al's guests join him. Al frowns, realizing he has to interview them all at once. Al: Head, help me out here... Head: ... Al: Oh, that's right! Ladies and gentlemen, Head has just reminded me to announce that at Highway To Hell, we will be seeing Juliara and Leyla vs. Bridget and Kristal vs. Kasha and Taylor for the Divas Tag Team Titles, which is good because now we have a topic! Al turns to Juliara and grins. Juliara smiles back nervously. Al: JULIARA. Juliara jumps back a bit. Al: What are your thoughts on this? Juliara: Well... I-I've got my new tag partner, Leyla, and I'm pretty confident that we'll do the best we can. Taylor and Bridget snicker at the comment. Al turns to Taylor and Bridget. Al: Anything to add to this, ladies? Taylor: Well, I'M pretty confident that no one's taking these belts away from me or Kasha. Bridget: You wish. Taylor looks at Bridget. Taylor: Excuse me? Bridget: You heard me. At Highway To Hell, you and Kasha can kiss those belts goodbye. Taylor: Oh, is that so? Well, YOU can say hello to this... Bridget stands in confusion, but is suddenly knocked to the floor by Kasha, who is laughing and high-fiving Taylor. Leyla suddenly appears and grabs Taylor by the hair, dragging her down to the floor as well. Juliara and Leyla gang up on Taylor as Kristal appears and adds to the brawl by grabbing Kasha. All six girls are beating each other up, and Al picks Head up and looks at her. King: I LIKE THIS! J.R.: I'll bet. Al: We've gotta find a way to conduct these interviews in a safer environment. He wanders off, dancing with Head again and various referees arrive to break up the massive brawl. TaTyana and Teairra vs. Elisabeth and Gail Kim "No Daddy" hits and out comes TaTyana looking cocky as hell. She throws her arms up in the air like she's the greatest thing to grace God's green earth and makes her way to the ring. Lilian: The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is a tag team match up. Introducing first, from Bronx New York, TaTyana Casey! TaT's music dies down and "Make Her Feel Good" kicks up. Teairra Mari walks down to the ramp, ignoring the loud boos. Lilian: And her partner, from Detroit Michigan, Teairra Mari! She gets in the ring and walks over to TaTyana to talk some strategy. "Boys" finally plays and out comes Elisabeth and Gail. Lilian: And their opponents, the team of Elisabeth Young and Gail Kim! Gail and Teairra start the match off. TaTyana takes her spot on the apron and the referee starts the match. Teairra gets Gail down to the mat with repeated slaps until the referee stops her, but she starts slapping again. The referee manages to pull Teairra off and Gail tries to attack her, but Teairra grabs her arm and throws her against the ropes. Catching her on the rebound, she hits a nice headscissors take down. TaTyana on the outside loudly claps her hands, cheering Teairra on. Teairra gets to her feet and catches Gail before she can get to hers with a gutbuster. She pulls her up for a suplex and crashes her down into a DDT. JR: Good GAWD! King: Gail's going to be feeling that one in the morning! Teairra drops a knee into Gail's face and pulls her up. She delivers some elbows to Gail's face before driving her down with a chin breaker. Teairra goes to the ropes, looking to climb the turnbuckle. She turns around to see Gail pulling herself over to Elisabeth. Teairra jumps off the ropes, but not fast enough as Elisabeth gets into the ring. Teairra puts her hands up and starts to back away. Elisabeth smirks and grabs Teairra by the hair, looking out at the crowd. Elisabeth crashes her hand down on Teairra's face and then shoves her into the mat. TaTyana goes to get inside, but the referee makes her stay out, allowing Gail to hold Teairra's arms so Elisabeth and straight kick her in the stomach. JR: Nice team work by Gail and Lizzy. King: Why is it, JR, that whenever the people you like, when they cheat, it becomes teamwork? Back in the ring, Gail has released Teairra and gets tagged in. Gail stomps around on Teairra before dragging her over to Teairra's corner to taunt TaTyana. TaTyana gets a nice punch in on Gail, causing her to release her grip and Teairra to make her tag. TaTyana comes running in, but Gail is already to Elisabeth who gets in. The two divas take each other down and start slamming their heads on the canvas. TaTyana gets the upperhand and drags Elisabeth to her feet for a short-arm clothesline. She goes for the pin but Elisabeth kicks out. TaTyana stays on the offense, hammering Elisabeth down with elbow drops. TaTyana pulls her up and flattens Elisabeth with a neckbreaker. JR: This is over. TaT puts an arm over Elisabeth. 1... 2... JR: BAH GAWD SHE KICKED OUT. TaTyana can't believe it and tags in Teairra. Elisabeth tries to drag herself over to her partner, but Teairra pulls her back. Teairra gives a sinister grin before dropping an elbow to the small of Elisabeth's back. She starts rolling around, yelling in pain, but Teairra doesn't stop there. She lifts Elisabeth up and slams her down on her knee with a backbreaker. Elisabeth lies motionless while Teairra and TaTyana taunt the fans. Elisabeth slowly pulls herself to her knees. Teairra backs up to the corner. JR: Oh Mah Gawd! Teairra's going for a spear! Elisabeth turns around and Teairra takes off. At the last second, Lizzy moves and the referee gets leveled to the mat by Teairra. She looks at the referee and suddenly gets pissed. She nudges him with her boot but he doesn't move. Teairra turns around to find Elisabeth waiting for her. She kicks Teairra in the stomach and grabs her by the hair. Jumping up, she smashes Teairra's face into the ground with her Face Buster. Elisabeth covers Teairra, but the referee is still knocked out. JR: Wait, look at TaTyana! On the outside, TaTyana has jumped down from her side and ran over to where Gail is standing. Grabbing her legs, she jerks Gail off the apron, smacking her face on the canvas. TaTyana looks towards the announce table. She walks over, shoves Lilian and takes her chair. JR: Oh this cannot be good! King: Crazy woman with a chair! TaTyana folds the chair up and slides in the ring. Elisabeth is checking on the referee but spins around when TaT taps her shoulder. She raises the chair and crashes it down on Elisabeth's head. Tossing the chair out of the ring, she grabs Teairra and throws an arm over Lizzy. TaTyana goes to the referee and drags him over to where Teairra is covering Elisabeth. 1... JR: Oh c'mon!! This is not right! 2... 3! Lilian: Here are your winners TaTyana and Teairra! Elisabeth rolls out of the ring, finding Gail. Teairra and TaT stand in the middle, the referee raising their arms. Glass shatters and the crowd's boos instantly flip to cheers. Austin steps out on the ramp with a microphone. "Ah ah ah! Just hold on a damn second. You two won, congratulations," he says dryly. "Sorry to bust up your little party, but I got something I need to get off my chest." He pauses for a moment, looking at the sea of middle fingers in the crowd. "Teairra Mari, do you know how long you have had that title?" She nods her head. "Do you know how many times you've defended the damn thing in the past four weeks?" In the ring, she smirks and nods again. "Zero." WHAT? "Nada." WHAT? "Goose egg." WHAT? "Zilch." WHAT? "Negative." WHAT? "Never, you have not defend that title in the past four weeks. I, as Co-General Manager have the right to strip you off that title." In the ring, her happy expression changes into pure rage. "Cool your damn jets, kid. I'm just stripping you of that title, I don't need to see you stripped down naked, no thanks." Teairra starts angrily marching around the ring, kicking the ropes. "Yeah, yeah, boohoo, get over it. You, Teairra Mari, are no longer the XWE Cruiserweight Champion." Teairra gets even angrier, throwing her belt down. TaTyana shakes her head and whispers something in her ear. The anger goes away and she starts to smile. TaTyana gets out of the ring and gets a can of gasoline. JR: OH MAH GAWD! King: Run for cover! She gets back inside and pours some of the can on the title. Teairra reaches into her back pocket and pulls out a box of matches.She gets a microphone and says, "Here's your title!" Smirking one last time at Austin, she lights one and tosses it on the belt which bursts into flames. Austin stands there, not caring either way about the title. "You two really aren't the smartest ones we got on the roster, are ya? Burn all you want, but when it's all said and done, it'll be you sumbitches that are burning!" Austin drops the microphone and turns to leave. TaT and Teairra start to get out of the ring but see Lizzy. The exchange glances and nod. Teairra goes and grabs Lizzy while TaT gets a table. She slides that in the ring and they roll in Elisabeth. Teairra sets up the table while TaTyana talks some trash. Teairra covers the table in gasoline and sets it on fire. TaT and Teairra set Elisabeth on their shoulders and smash her through the burning table with a big powerbomb. JR: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! Stone Cold watches them in awe. They get up on the ropes and start yelling at him as Unleashed heads off air. |
