Unleashed11-2

Instead of the usual Unleashed theme, we hear the General Manager’s song. Lilian walks down to the ring, smiling.
King: This can’t be good…
Lilian glides into the ring through the ropes and gets a microphone. “Before Unleashed even gets started I want to talk about the upcoming pay-per-view! That’s right ladies and gentlemen! It’s that time of the month again, and I don’t mean the way King is thinking.”
King: …how’d she do that?!
“The next XWE PPV will be XWE Xplosion!!!” The crowd goes crazy in response. “That’s right and I already have some matches planned. If TaTyana wins her match tonight, it’ll be one less match. However, if she loses, it will be Leyla vs. Michelle McCool vs. TaTyana Casey for the Women’s Title. Summer and Jewel will team up to take on Tristin and Candice.”
King: Oh baby JR! Two diva matches already!!
“The tag team titles will also be on the line. Jeff Hardy and Edge will go up against the team of Snitsky and Ken Kennedy! And for the Unleashed main event will be a double ladder match for the United States and the World Heavyweight Titles! The Rock will take on Hellfire in what promises to be a brutal match! Also, next week, it will be a pick your opponent. The Rock will pick who Hellfire faces and vice versa.” The crowd erupts and Lilian turns to leave. “No chance, that’s what you’ve got!” Vince McMahon struts to the ring and grabs a microphone. “Lilian, I honestly can say I like how you’ve been handling things here on Unleashed. Ratings have been great. I think the upcoming Pay-Per-View is going to be great. Although…I do have one little problem, you’re getting a bit too close with one of your superstars, am I right?” Lilian simply nods her head. “That’s right, I’m always right. I’m Vince McMahon damn it! Anyways, I’m out here because I have a problem with this little relationship. You see, you’re on this show as the general manager and to take charge in situations, the head person on Unleashed. I feel as though this would distract you from your rightful duties. You have until Xplosion to get things worked out Miss. Garcia. If they don’t, there will be consequences.” Vince smiles and heads out of the ring. He stops mid way up the ramp and says, “Oh and, his tag match against Hellfire and their unknown opponents starts now.”

Hellfire and ? vs. The Rock and ?
Hellfire's music goes off and he walks down to the ring getting boos. He slides in the ring and taunts the crowd. "IF YA SUHMEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL....WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKIN'!" The Rock's music blasts through the speakers and the crowd erupts. The Rock walks down to the ring and waits at the ramp. The crowd falls silent for a good twenty seconds. Ric Flair's music starts playing and the crowd gives him a standing ovation. He walks out with his strut. Flair and The Rock get in the ring. The crowd falls silent again and Hellfire whispers something in the announcer's ear. "Hellfire has just informed me that he has a tag team partner...” "MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!.......KENNEDY!!!" Ken Kennedy walks down to the ring being booed like crazy. He gets in the ring and his microphone comes from the ceiling. "Hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin...Weighing in at 245 pounds...MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNEDY!!!" He goes up on the top rope. "....Ke..." The Rock has enough and he ambushes Kennedy on the top rope and flings him off.
JR: Thank God, he shut him up!
Flair starts chopping away at Hellfire's chest. They both throw Hellfire and Kennedy over the top rope. Kennedy and Hellfire regroup and make a strategy. Kennedy gets on the apron and Hellfire starts out the match with Ric Flair. They lock up and Flair breaks it. "WOOOOO!"
King: WOOOO!
Hellfire smacks him and whips him off the rope. He comes back and gets hit with a dropkick. He knocks The Rock off the apron and tags in Kennedy. Kennedy picks Flair up and hits a body slam on him and goes to the second rope then comes off with a knee to the face. He does Flair's strut.
JR: Ugh! What disrespect!
Flair gets up and Kennedy backs into him. Flair starts hitting him with chops. Kennedy hits Flair in the head and Flair walks a little bit before falling. The Rock flings Hellfire off the apron and they go at it on the outside. Kennedy sets Flair up on the top rope. Hellfire clotheslines Rock over the barricade. Kennedy hits his inverted top rope Samoan driver. The Rock and Hellfire brawl out of view. 1...2...3!! Kennedy grabs a microphone. "HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS OF THIS MATCH...HELLFIRE AND MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNEDYYYYYYYYY.....KENNEDY!!!!"
JR: Oh please.
King: What’s the matter JR?
JR: Shut up.
The camera goes to the back and sees Hellfire and The Rock fighting in the parking lot. Rock is running at Hellfire who dodges and Rock goes head first into the production truck.
JR: OH MAH GAWD!
Hellfire picks Rock up and flings him through a car. He runs to his Messenger and high tails it out of there leaving
JR: How horrible! The Rock must be busted wide open! What a way to start off Unleashed!
The Rock laying there as we head to the first commercial break.

Back from commercial, TaTyana Casey is already in the ring with a microphone. “Before I get ready for my match tonight, I just want to make a quick announcement about the pay-per-view. Next week, on the last Unleashed before Xplosion, there’s going to be a triple threat match: Kurt Angle against Johnny Nitro against Chuck Palumbo. The loser of that match will be out of this so called competition. That leaves two more guys. Well, those two who didn’t get pinned will be facing the other at the PPV. The winner of this match won’t go away empty handed either. No, the winner will get the best prize of them all. Not a title, not a title shot, nothing like that. No, the winner will get me.”
King: …I want to wrestle in this match!
“That’s right, the winner will get me as their manager…and maybe something a little more,” TaTyana says seductively. She winks and exits the ring, heading to the back.

Backstage, the camera turns on inside Jewel’s locker room. She and Summer are sitting on the couch, talking. Jewel takes a drink of her water and turns to Summer. “Listen, I don’t really care what happens tonight in the match. All I care about is either you or I win, then I’ll be happy.” Summer smiles and nods her head. Jewel puts the top of her water bottle back on before continuing. “I know this is your first big match, but do not get nervous. You’ll do great. Just remember to do the best you can and go at it hard. Don’t forget everything you’ve learned and never quit.” Jewel gets cut off as the door swings open. Tristin and Candice walk in and walk over to Jewel and Summer. Candice smirks and says, “Giving your little tramp a pep talk, skank?” Tristin looks at Summer and says, “I hope she taught you well because you’re going to be in the ring with us tonight.” Jewel scoffs and rolls her eyes. “I cannot believe you two! You do realize this is a bra and panties match?! The winner is based solely on the luck that you can pull off the other girls’ clothes. You two are talking trash over nothing. You aren’t proving a damn thing! Maybe if this was a match for the women’s title, I would understand.” Candice laughs and says, “Well, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say little Miss Skanky is scared that the entire world is going to see her in her bra and panties tonight.” Tristin follows up with, “Not that they haven’t already.” Candice and Tristin both start laughing. Jewel stands up, causing the other two divas to back up. “You think I’m scared of a match like this?! Well, I have news for you! I’m just going to start this match with my top already off! How about that?! Yeah, I’ll show you just how much of a skank I am!” Summer looks up from the couch, shocked. Candice and Tristin storm out of the locker room. Summer stands up next to Jewel. “Wow, I would never have the courage to do that…” The camera fades off into a commercial.

Edge vs. Snitsky
"You Think You Know Me" Metalingus goes off and Edge runs out pumped up to a huge pop. He runs down to the ring and slides in. He gets up and goes on the top rope and taunts. Then gets down and goes on the ropes. "It Wasn't My Fault!" Snitsky's music goes off and he walks down receiving some boos.
King: That is one ugly man!
He walks into the ring and the bell rings. Edge runs and starts pounding on his back. He whips him off the rope and Snitsky misses a boot to the face. Edge hits a chop block on Snitsky and locks in the Educator!
JR: Smart move by Edge!
The referee asks Snitsky if he wants to tap but he says no and uses his leg strength to fling Edge across the ring. Edge comes back with a clothesline. He picks Snitsky up and hits the Educution!
JR: Look at the strength of Edge!
The crowd goes nuts as Edge goes in the corner for a spear. He hits it and Ken Kennedy comes running down to the ring and distract the referee. Jeff Hardy runs down and gets on the top rope and hurricanranas Kennedy in. Everybody starts brawling and the referee rings the bell.
King: All hell has broken lose!
"The Winner Of The Match Is......” The Referee tells the announcer something. ”This match is a no contest!" Edge and Snitsky start beating the hell out of each other and Jeff and Kennedy try to rip them apart before they kill each other. Jeff and Edge get the upper hand on both of them though. Jeff lets Edge go and attacks Kennedy. Edge starts hammering on Snitsky. Kennedy and Snitsky manage to roll out of the ring and run to the back.
JR: Look at them! Running like a bunch of scalded dogs!
Jeff and Edge start walking up the ramp when Nikki’s music goes off.
JR: What the hell…?
Nikki saunters up to Jeff and slides her hand down his face. Jeff looks at her, disgusted, and then pushes her away. Nikki gets a microphone. “Quit acting like you don’t want this Jeff. I saw Jessica’s outfit last week on Aggression. It wasn’t cute. I know you’re just pretending that you want her back. You should’ve seen my Halloween costume. Oh, that’s right, you did see it. That was a good night, wasn’t it Jeff? I know you say you were drunk but let’s face reality, you weren’t. You wanted me bad. You left Jessica for the better girl, just own up to it.” Just then, Jessica Hardy’s music goes off!
JR: OH MY GOD ITS JESSICA!
King: Uh oh…
After a couple of moments and still no Jessica, Nikki starts laughing. “Gotchya!” Nikki starts laughing even harder. Then the music starts back up and this time Jessica comes running out behind the curtain and knocks Nikki to the steel below. Jessica starts slamming her head on the ramp. She keeps slapping her. Finally, Jeff grabs Jessica and pulls her off. Edge helps Nikki up and the two guys keep the two divas away from each other as Unleashed goes to another commercial.

Jewel vs. Olivia vs. Tristin vs. Summer vs. Kristal vs. Candice – Bra and Panties Match
King: Here we go JR! The moment I’ve been waiting for! Puppies!
JR: Am I going to have to listen to this during the entire match?!
Let’s Go by Trick Daddy hits and the crowd starts to boo.
King: Shhh! It’s starting!
Tristin makes her way to the ring, ignoring all the boos.
“Oooh! Let me show you what love is! Let me show you how to move your body!” Candice appears on the ramp, audience continues to boo. Candice gets in the ring and talks strategy with Tristin.
JR: I wonder if they realize they’re opponents in this match.
Kristal’s music starts and again, the people boo. She yells at some of the fans. Wild Tonight begins and for once, people start to cheer. Olivia smiles and climbs inside the ring. Summer comes down next, smiling and waving at the cheering fans. She stops at the steps, waiting for Jewel. “Dirrty! Filthy! Nasty!” flashes up on the screen. The lights in the arena go out. The shadow of Jewel’s body can be seen crawling down the ramp. “You ain’t here to PARTY!!! WOO! Ladies MOVE! Gentlemen MOVE!” The lights start flickering on and off as several spotlights light up the ramp. One hits Jewel as she hops to her feet and shakes her ass. The crowd explodes, welcoming her with the loudest cheers. The song begins and Jewel walks to the ring, stopping every so often to shake her ass. Every time she stops, the lights start flickering and the audience screams even louder. Jewel gets in the ring only wearing her mini shorts and a deep green bra.
King: Oh baby! I have a new favorite diva!
Summer gets in the ring right after Jewel. The bell rings and the divas start at it. Tristin and Jewel tear at the other’s hair. Summer has Candice on the mat and is ripping at her top. Kristal and Olivia are exchanging slaps and forearms.
King: Oh JR! Would you look at all of those beautiful puppies?!
JR: I’m a married man King.
King: Sucks to be you! HA-HA!
Jewel leans over Tristin and rips her shirt off.
King: DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
Jewel smirks at Tristin who runs to protect herself. Jewel goes over to Olivia and Kristal. She bends down and yanks both of their bottoms off.
King: She’s on fire!!!!
Tristin comes out of nowhere and grabs onto Jewel’s shorts, pulling them down, but not all the way. Jewel pulls her shorts back up and spins around to slap Tristin. Summer keeps kicking Kristal down on the mat. Kristal and Olivia both grab the bottom of the other one’s shirt and jerk it up, ripping it off over their heads.
King: Looks like they’ve had some practice with that.
Kristal and Olivia get escorted to the back as they’ve been eliminated. Candice does a flip over Summer, taking her top with her.
King: Yes! Yes!
JR: For the love of God would you SHUT UP?!
Candice then does a back flip and reaches back for Summer’s skirt, pulling it down.
King: Pink’s my favorite color, JR!
JR: …so is black, and white, and red, and every other color that happens to come on a diva and in lace.
Summer looks at Jewel with a sorrowful look before retreating to the back.
JR: Looks like Jewel is on her own out here.
King: I’d gladly help her!
JR: We know.
Jewel quickly throws Tristin out of the ring. She grabs Candice by her straps on her dress. She gets up on the turnbuckle, dragging Candice with her. She does a flip over her, pulling her dress down with her as she goes, stripping Candice. Candice grabs her dress and runs to the back, trying to hide herself. Tristin rolls back in the ring and the two square off.
JR: Here we go King!
Tristin hits Jewel with a quick heel kick and a head scissors DDT to follow up. Tristin stands with Jewel at her back and then leaps up for a standing moonsault. Instead of actually going to remove her shorts, she whips Jewel into the ropes. She tries to DDT her on the rebound, but Jewel escapes and flips her over her head. Tristin climbs to her feet but gets taken down with a spinning kick from Jewel. Jewel bounces off the ropes and hits a leg drop.
King: Oh! She’s trying to be like Hulk Hogan!
JR: I…seriously doubt that King.
Jewel plays it up with the fans and turns around to find Tristin trying to pull her shorts down. Jewel knees her off and walks around her. Jewel shoves Tristin into the turnbuckle and starts to choke her. Jewel climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and holds onto Tristin’s shorts. Jewel leaps off the turnbuckle, pulling Tristin’s shorts down with her.
King: She did it! Jewel won!!!
Jewel celebrates her win as Unleashed heads off to a commercial.

Coming back we see Monique and Edge in the hallway, both of them holding their cell phones. Edge speaks up first, “Are you sure this is a good idea Monique?” “Of course it is Adam. We have to find out what’s going on.” Edge nods and dials in a number. They both hit a button and put their phones to their ears. “Hey Stacy, what’re you up to?...Oh, with Randy?...Uh huh.” Monique turns her back. “Hey Sexy, how’re you?...Who’s that?...Ugh! I should’ve known. Listen you better,” Edge cuts her off. He shakes his head. “Whatever, I’ll see you tonight after the show…mhm, bye.” Monique clicks off her phone. “Yeah, I’m excited too. I’ll see you later, bye.” Edge hangs up his as well. “At least they aren’t lying about being together,” Edge notes. Monique rolls her eyes. “This has got to stop Adam, I’m sick of it.” She stomps off as the camera heads back out to the ring.

That’s So Maven

Maven’s music is playing and the ring is all ready for the show. Maven’s dancing around in the ring as the crowd cheers for him.
JR: Well, that’s it, the man has some fans.
Maven picks up the microphone to talk, more than likely to introduce his guest, Shawn Michaels. But he gets cut off by HBK’s music. “I think I’m cute! I know I’m sexy! I’ve got the looks that drive the girls wild!” Shawn dances out on the ramp and walks to the ring, getting booed by everyone. Shawn jumps in the ring and grabs the microphone from Maven. “Why don’t you not talk for a change? Maybe you should go and read something first. I know I’ve taken a few too many shots to the ol’ noggin but I still have no idea what you say. I’m sure you were going to ask me why I did what I did to Jayson Anderson last week. Well, let me save you the trouble.” Maven shrugs and sits on the corner of his desk. “I did what I did last week because I’m the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. You see, Jayson Anderson is an undeserving person to hold the title. What has he done? Beaten a couple of rookies? So what. He hasn’t beaten any big superstar and yet all of you sheep out there love him. I don’t get it! So I decided to put a stop to it. It’s time for Jayson to stand up or shut up.” Oh I think they like me remix hits the speakers and out comes Jayson to a huge ovation from the fans.
King: Looks like there’s going to be some trouble!
Jayson walks to the ring and grabs a microphone. “Shut up Shawn! You’re jealous because I had a title, and you didn’t.” Shawn throws his head back and laughs. “Laugh all you want, you know its true. But you know what? I’ve decided to fix it. I challenge you, HBK, to a match at XWE Xplosion. That’s right, you and me. But, not just any old match. No, see I want to prove to you just how wrong you are about me. It will be a ladder match. Suspended above the ring will be a contract for a World Heavyweight Title shot. Sound good?” Shawn thinks for a moment. “Oh yeah, you’re on kid! You’re on.” Shawn drops the microphone and rolls out of the ring. Jayson leaves after a little bit with all the fans cheering for him as Unleashed cuts to a commercial.

Leyla and Michelle McCool vs. TaTyana

Michelle’s music hits and the people immediately stand up and boo. Michelle and Leyla make their way to the ring and talk some strategy. “I’m a slave for you!” TaTyana walks down and the fans start cheering, Johnny Nitro is with her. She stops and tells him to go ahead and go to the back, she’d rather do this on her own. Nitro shrugs and walks to the back. TaTyana continues her descent down to the ring with the women’s title thrown over her shoulder. She climbs into the ring and holds her belt up high.
JR: That’s an impressive champion, going against two other divas.
King: Yeah, with an impressive –
JR: Shut up!
The bell rings. Leyla and Michelle charge at TaTyana, knocking her off her feet. They continue to stomp and slap her.
JR: Looks like TaTyana will be defending her title at the pay-per-view.
King: For all of you at home that have no clue what JR is talking about, if TaTyana loses this match she has to defend her title at XWE Xplosion in a triple threat match!
JR: Exactly and she will be in the ring with those two women.
The crowd starts cheering and clapping, willing TaTyana to get back to her feet and fight back.
JR: She’s getting up King!
TaTyana uses the ropes and pulls herself to her feet. Leyla and Michelle continue to slap at her and pull her hair. TaTyana starts fighting back with rights and lefts.
King: There she goes!
Leyla and Michelle fall on their backs and get back up. They get knocked down again by TaTyana’s punches. She pulls Leyla up by her hair and Irish Whips her to the ropes. Leyla bounces back and gets taken down by a Lou Thez Press. TaTyana starts laying into her with forearms and slamming her head onto the mat.
King: I do NOT want to make her mad!
JR: Good God she is raising hell!
TaTyana throws Leyla over the top rope to the mats below. She turns her attention to Michelle, who is now back on her feet.
JR: Here we go! This is gonna be a good one!
The two divas circle each other until finally TaTyana dives in, tackling Michelle to the mat. They start rolling around, slamming the other’s head on the canvas. TaTyana gets the upper hand and sits on top of Michelle. She starts smacking her with forearms. Leyla gets back in the ring and yanks TaTyana off by her hair. She lifts her off the mat just by her hair, then she pulls up and let’s go. TaTyana comes crashing back down, landing hard on her back. She screams out in pain as Leyla starts kicking and stomping her already hurt back.
King: I got magic hands!
JR: …you cannot be serious. TaTyana is getting her back broke and all you can talk about is your hands!
King: You didn’t let me finish!
JR: Well, by all means, go ahead.
King: Thank you. I got magic hands, do you think TaTyana will let me put a spell on her back and –
JR: ENOUGH!
King: I give great massages, thank you very much.
From out of nowhere, the camera zooms to the back locker rooms where Johnny Nitro and Kurt Angle are talking, watching the match. “I should be out there to help her…but TaT really wanted to do this on her own.” “Don’t worry about it Nitro. Listen, we need to talk about this match at Xplosion. We need to get rid of Chuck.” Nitro nods and watches the television intently while Kurt continues on. “Yeah, it’ll be an easy win for me so that I can finally get my girl.” Kurt smiles at himself and watches the match. Johnny turns and looks at him and nods then goes back to the match.
Leyla and Michelle are both punishing TaTyana’s back. Michelle lifts TaTyana’s front end and Leyla grabs her back end. Michelle twists her neck and Leyla gets a tight grip on her legs. They both jump and drill TaTyana’s back on to the mat. Michelle looks at the camera and shouts, “That’s for you Monique!” She then turns around and jumps on TaTyana for the pin while Leyla walks around the ring counting with the referee. 1…2…3!
JR: Well, at XWE Xplosion it will be TaTyana vs. Michelle McCool vs. Leyla for the title!
King: I can’t wait!

As Leyla and Michelle roll out of the ring, the camera goes back to the locker room. Kurt and Nitro are sitting there, watching the match. “Oh my God…Let me handle this one Johnny. I’ve got to get my girl and make sure she’s alright.” Kurt runs out of the room down to the ring to get TaTyana. Nitro leans back on the couch and mumbles to himself. “Your girl? Oh please Kurt. Whatever you say though. We’ll just have to see at Xplosion won’t we?” Nitro smiles as Unleashed goes off.