“So c’mon, c’mon, get up get up! South Texas death ride, ya mother – “ Huge fireworks set off inside the arena. All the fans are on their feet, screaming and holding up signs. JR: Welcome everyone to XWE Unleashed, coming to you from Staten Island! King: Shh, shh!! Here comes Nikki! Riot Girl is playing as Nikki heads down to the ring, the fans booing. Nikki climbs into the ring and gets a microphone. She has a pissed look on her face as the crowd continues to boo. “Shut up!” They all start in with the slut chant, pissing her off even more. Nikki starts yelling over them. “Last week, Jessica Hardy decided to attack me from behind! Yes, that’s right, she attacked me from behind! She blind sided me! Judging from your boos, you all disagree. Well too bad! She did, and that’s that. If she wouldn’t have come from behind, I would’ve beaten her down like the slut she truly is!” The fans start cheering wildly. Nikki looks a little shocked but then starts to smile. “Up here, whore!” Nikki spins around to see Jessica Hardy on the screen! “Yeah, they’re cheering for me, you idiot. Now, since you think you can take me, how about we have a match? You and me at Xplosion.” “Oh, that sounds fine and dandy Miss. Jessica, but no. See, in case you’ve forgotten, I’m pregnant with your husband’s baby. So the answer to your question…” You don’t know, you just don’t know me at all! Lilian Garcia’s music hits and she makes her way out on the ramp with a microphone in hand. “The answer is yes. There will be a match at Xplosion. Nikki, you will go one on one with Jessica. I’ve talked to your doctor, you are cleared to wrestle.” Lilian smiles and heads back to her office as Unleashed goes to its first commercial break. TaTyana and Summer vs. Leyla and Candice (with Michelle) ‘I aint have no daddy around when I was growing up’ The XWE Women’s Champion’s music hits and she comes out on stage followed by her partner Summer and Taylor. JR: Taylor is accompanying TaTyana and Summer to the ring… King: And I bet it’s because Michelle McCool is coming out with Candice and Leyla JR. JR: These divas need to sort out their problems King. King: …In a Bra & Panties match!!! JR: You’re one hopeless sick man King. They all walk down to the ring together pumping up the crowd as they cheer for them. “Oooh! Let me show you what love is! Let me show you how to move your body!” As soon as the music starts, the cheer’s from the crowd turn to boos. Candice walks out waving her wand around as Leyla walks out behind her followed by Michelle McCool. They make their way down to the ring and Candice & Leyla slide in only to get kicked and beat on by TaTyana and Summer on entrance to the ring. TaTyana gets Candice to her feet and smacks her in the jaw a few times and then whips her into the ropes. The referee breaks Summer and Leyla up and he sends them to their respective corners. Candice bounces off the ropes and an awaiting TaTyana gets hit with a flying forearm smash from Candice. Summer runs into the ring behind Candice and spins her around. Candice goes to hit Summer, but summer avoids the oncoming fist. Candice wobbles around a bit after the force that she through her fist and Summer grabs her around the head and hits a swinging DDT. The referee tells Summer to get out of the ring as Leyla and Michelle both get in. The referee stops Michelle and ejects her from ringside. Michelle puts up a fight, so Taylor jumps into the ring and they start slapping each other and pulling each other’s hair. Taylor grabs Michelle by her hair and whips her into the ropes. Michelle comes off the ropes and an oncoming Taylor bulldog’s her straight into the canvas. The referee ejects Taylor from ringside as well. So Taylor grabs Michelle and drags her all the way backstage. Leyla runs past the referee and goes straight for Summer. They start exchanging blows as TaTyana gets Candice to her feet and hits a swinging neck-breaker. Summer whips Leyla into the turnbuckle and puts her up on the top rope. Summer climbs up to the top rope with Leyla and flies off with a massive DDT. Summer gets out of the ring and TaTyana rolls Leyla out of the ring and goes and tags Summer back in, who comes in and gets Candice to her feet, but as Candice comes up, she knocks Summer in the stomach, grabs her by the head, turns around and hits a backbreaker. Candice runs over to TaTyana and knocks her off the apron. TaTyana lands on her arm awkwardly and looks like she’s in a lot of pain. Candice smiles and bows to the crowd as they start booing her. Candice gets Summer to her feet and sets her up for a power-bomb. JR: What the hell is going on King? King: The lights have just gone out… A spotlight comes down from the top of the arena showing that Summer has still got her head between Candice’s legs waiting for the power-bomb. All of a sudden the titantron flashes with lights and strobe lights start flashing throughout the whole arena. King: This could only mean one thing JR… JR: … That the lights are working? King: NO, MORE PUPPIES!!! The crowd looks up to the titantron as the words: DIRRTY… FILTHY… NASTY flash up on the screen, and then the echo of, ‘IF YOU’RE NOT DIRRTY… YOU AINT HERE TO PARTAAAAY!!!’ sounds from the speakers around the arena. The crowd gets to their feet as their sexy hometown diva’s music hits. Candice lets go of Summer and walks over to the ropes keeping her eyes on the entrance ramp. King: If these strobe lights keep flashing like this, we’re all gonna have seizures and we’ll miss the puppies! Candice starts freaking out not knowing where Jewel is coming from and then just as quick as her music started, it stops. The lights come back on and Leyla is still outside the ring unconscious. TaTyana is still clutching her arm in pain on the outside as well. Summer is behind Candice in the ring and she bends down and lifts Candice up onto her shoulders. The crowd goes nuts as Summer falls backwards hitting the Electric Chair drop. She quickly recovers and goes for the pin, 1…2…3! King: Woo, they did it… TaTyana and Summer have beaten Candice and Leyla in what seemed like the weirdest diva match I have ever witnessed. JR: That’s weird coming from you King. All I usually here from you is how much you loved a divas match due to facts other than wrestling. King: Well, this one was good too… Anyway, Jewel’s music hit during the match obviously to distract Candice and help the Women’s Champion, TaTyana, and Jewel’s friend and Tag partner, Summer, get the win tonight. JR: And the matches we can look forward to at the PPV will include every one of the divas in the ring tonight. TaTyana will be defending her Women’s title against Leyla & Michelle McCool in a triple threat match and Jewel and Summer will take on Candice Michelle and Tristin. King: I just hope TaTyana’s arm is alright for her to wrestle at the upcoming PPV. If not, we might crown a new XWE Women’s Champion! The Rock vs. ? "IF YA SUHMELLLL...WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKIN'!" The Rock walks down to the ring to a standing ovation. He gets in the ring and taunts a bit. The arena is silent for a good three minutes before The Rock gets fed up and grabs a microphone. King: Let’s here what The Great One has to say! JR: I wonder who he’s facing… "Hey Jaboroni, get your candyass out here The Rock says he doesn't have all day!" "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!!!" The crowd goes nuts and starts screaming L.O.D "LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD!" Animal walks out and stops. Some pyros go off and he continues walking. King: OH MY GOD IT’S ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL! He gets in the ring and takes off his spikes. The Rock and Animal both nod at the crowd. They lock up and are equal for a few seconds before The Rock gets powered back into the corner. The Rock walks up to Animal and goes for a big spit punch but Animal grabs his hand and twists it. The Rock drops and does a nip up and trips Animal. JR: Nice athleticism by The Rock. The Rock puts Animal's arm in an arm bar. Animal grabs Rock's arm with his other hand and pulls back on it. The Rock does another nip up but Animal pulls on his arm and Rock falls back down. King: Animal is a power house! Animal powers up and Irish whips The Rock off of the rope. The Rock comes back and Animal hits an Oklahoma slam on The People's Champ. Animal calls for the power slam but The Rock rolls out of the ring. Animal follows him and flings him back into the ring. The Rock goes off the rope and forearms Animal in the face. He puts Animal in the position for The Rock bottom and does his smelling the air taunt. He hits the Rock Bottom and pins Animal. "1...2...3!!!" "HERE IS YOUR WINNERRR! THE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!" The Rock climbs the turnbuckles and salutes the audience a little before heading to the back. Kurt Angle vs. Chuck Palumbo vs. Johnny Nitro “The following contest is scheduled for one fall… Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the only Olympic Gold Medalist in the XWE, Kurt Angle…” Kurt comes out onto the stage and shoots his hands into the air while the fireworks blast behind him. “And from, Los Angeles, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the XWE Cruiserweight Champion, Johnny Nitro…” Nitro comes through the curtain and makes his way to the ring. ”And from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 265 pounds, Chuck Palumbo!” All three superstars occupy the ring as the referee signals for the bell. As soon as the bell sounds, Kurt and Nitro both run straight at Chuck and hit a double clothesline knocking Chuck straight to the canvas. JR: It seems as if Angle and Nitro are working together here to put Chuck away. King: Well, Nitro is under Kurt’s control seeing as though he hired him as TaTyana’s bodyguard. Kurt gets Chuck to his feet and Nitro and Kurt set him up for a double suplex, but Chuck reverses and kicks Nitro in the mid-section and then he DDTs Angle. Chuck whips Johnny into the corner and then runs and clotheslines him, he holds on around Nitro’s head and brings him forward to hit a Bulldog. Kurt gets up and smacks Chuck in the head a few times with a clenched right fist. The referee starts his 5 count but Kurt stops hitting Chuck at the count of 3 and whips him against the ropes. Chuck bounces off and comes back at Kurt who sends him flying over the top of him. Kurt helps Nitro get up and then they get to the top rope of opposite turnbuckles. With Chuck lying in the middle of the ring, Kurt flies off the top rope with his elbow out. Chuck moves at the last second and Kurt smacks down hard on to the canvas. Johnny flies off the opposite turnbuckle hoping for a leg drop but Chuck rolls back the other way avoiding it. Chuck stands up as the crowd starts booing. He gets Johnny Nitro to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle, but the referee is standing there and Nitro hits him, knocking him down. King: Things are going to start to get messy now JR. JR: We need a new referee down here quickly! Nitro stumbles away from the corner and lands in the arms of Chuck, who grabs him around the waist and hits his belly to belly suplex finisher, the Chuck Deluxe! Chuck rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair and brings it back in. Kurt is starting to get up as Chuck attempts to whack the chair over Kurt’s head, but Kurt kicks Chuck making him drop the chair and he hits a belly to belly suplex. Kurt fires up and pulls his straps down. The crowd gets to their feet as Kurt holds the Ankle lock on Chuck who is screaming in pain. Nitro gets up and grabs the chair. He starts smashing the chair over Chuck’s back. JR: SOMEBODY COME DOWN AND STOP THIS!!! Kurt lets the hold go as Nitro throws the chair over the rope and the referee starts to get up. Nitro signals Kurt to take the pin. Kurt bends down over Chuck as the referee counts, 1… 2… All of a sudden, Angle gets up, spins Nitro around and hits the Angle Slam. Kurt covers Nitro, 1…2…3! ‘Here is your winner, Kurt Angle!’ King: What the hell? JR: I can’t believe it King! King: Well, I guess it is a triple threat match JR; it’s every man for himself. Unleashed goes off to a commercial as the three men return to the back. Sarah Electra walks into Lilian’s office, obviously nervous. “Miss. Garcia? You wanted to see me?” Lilian looks up and smiles. “Yes I did, thanks for coming Sarah. I found out something about you.” Sarah looks surprised. “You did?” Lilian nods. “Yes, and at Xplosion, I’m going to make sure every finds out. I know you’ll be very happy.” Sarah looks very confused as she turns to leave. Kurt Angle is in his locker-room getting dressed. Johnny Nitro bursts through the door and says, “Kurt, what the hell do you think you’re doing? We were supposed to stick to the plan, and then you come out and hit your stupid little finished on me… and get the victory over me. I don’t get it. You had it won with Chuck Kurt.” Kurt, “The plan has changed Johnny. I got the match at the Pay Per View to be a no disqualification match and you can come down and help me win so that we can have TaTyana.” Johnny looks at Kurt for a while and then says, “Okay,” and then walks out of the room. Kurt says to himself, “Yeah, you’re only helping me get my girl Johnny boy. That’s all you’re good for. After that, your assistance won’t be need anymore!” Hellfire vs. ? Hellfire's music plays and he walks into the ring. King: Here we go JR! I wonder who The Great One picked. He gets into the ring and the arena goes black. He taunts the crowd as they boo him as his music stops. About a minute later Real American starts playing! JR: BAH GAWD KING! IT’S HULK HOGAN! King: AH! The Hulkster! Hellfire looks shocked as Hulk Hogan walks down to the ring. Hogan steps in the ring and Hellfire gets out. He throws the announcer from his chair and folds it up. He goes to the other side of the ring. JR: Oh c’mon! This isn’t right! He climbs up to the top rope. Hogan turns and gets blasted with the chair. Hellfire turns around and starts doing the Hogan poses. JR: Ugh! How disrespectful! King: What? He’s just showing Hulk whose boss! Hogan starts hulking up and the crowd starts cheering. JR: Uh oh! Hellfire turns around and gets whipped off the ropes and big booted. Hogan goes off the ropes and hits an atomic leg drop on Hellfire. "ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!" King: Match is over for Hellfire! Hogan goes off the ropes again and the lights go out! A loud bang is heard. JR: …’ the hell? Then it sounds like a beat down is occurring. The lights come back on and they flicker a few times. Hogan is laid out and Hellfire has a smirk on his face. Hellfire signals for the Hell slam and hits. He pins "1..2.." JR: Oh just pin him! You have him beat, be done with it! He lifts Hogan off of the ground and whips him off the ropes. He hits a spine buster. He then goes for the people's elbow. King: Ouch, that won’t sit well with The Rock! He hits it. "1..2..3" "HERE IS YOUR WINNER HELLFIREEEE!!!" The crowd boos Hellfire because he probably cheated. "Listen up Rock...What happened to Hogan tonight was NOTHING compared to what’s going to happen to you at Xplosion! You better train up...Eat your vitamins...And say your prayers...Well maybe that won't work. Ask Hogan if you don't believe me. See you around people's chump!" Hellfire leaves the ring and heads to the back. JR: That is totally uncalled for and rude! Jeff with Edge vs. Ken Kennedy with Snitsky Ken Kennedy’s music hits and the fans begin to boo. Snitsky follows him, looking like he’s ready to beat anybody up. They get in the ring and then Jeff’s music hits. The audience starts cheering like crazy! Jeff and Edge come out together, Jeff dancing. He runs into the ring with Edge. Ken Kennedy runs up and kicks Edge on the back. King: …he’s supposed to be in the match with Jeff! The bell hasn’t even rung yet! Snitsky sees Jeff going over to help out Edge and slams his fist into his back. JR: It was a damn set up! Snitsky picks Jeff up by his hair and puts him into a military press. He walks over to the ropes to toss him over but he suddenly falls to his knees. Edge is behind him, after just giving him a low blow. King: That’ll bring any man down! JR: You’re not kidding! Edge spins around just in time to block a huge left hand from Kennedy. He swings him into the corner and lays a few punches into him. He then gets on all fours and Jeff runs from the other side of the ring, hitting the Poetry in Motion! JR: Wow! Kennedy falls and Edge backs up to the opposite corner, taunting Ken to get up. He finally reaches his feet and Edge takes off running, slamming him to the mat with a huge spear. Jeff eliminates him from the ring and then they both turn their attention on Snitsky. They both grab one of his arms and swing him into the ropes. As he bounces back, they hit him with a double DDT. JR: Jeff and Edge certainly are working well together. King: Edge doesn’t seem to be thinking about Stacy…think I have a chance?! JR: Are you serious? She’s the boss’s daughter! He’d fire you in an instant! King: So you think I got a shot? JR: I think you got nothing. She wouldn’t let you come within 10 feet of her. Back in the ring, both Edge and Jeff have Snitsky by the arms again. This time they flip him over the top rope, leaving only them in the ring. They raise their arms in victory as Unleashed heads to a commercial. Torrie Wilson is walking backstage, headed to Jayson’s locker room. Shawn Michaels comes up from behind her. “Why hello Torrie!” Torrie spins around, and when she sees Shawn, she rolls her eyes. “What do you want Shawn?” “Oh c’mon Torrie! You actually think I want something from you?” Torrie just crosses her arms and stares at him. “Okay, you got me. I want you to give Jayson a message for me.” Torrie laughs a little. “Why? Are you too scared to tell him yourself?” Shawn gets an angry look on his face and starts to walk closer to Torrie. Torrie shrinks back and then Jayson comes up. He steps in between them and smiles at Shawn. “Hello Shawn, I heard you had something to tell me?” Shawn snarls and starts to talk. “Yeah, I do have something to say to you. “At Xplosion, I’m going to show you what you’re really are. You’re not facing any of those rookies anymore. Oh, no, you’re facing the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. And I’m a whole other level.” “We’ll see about that at Xplosion.” Jayson wraps his arm around Torrie’s waist and they walk off together. That’s So Maven In the arena, the ring is set up for That’s So Maven. King: I can’t wait for this JR! JR: What? You hate this… King: Not tonight! Jewel is his special guest! Maven’s music hits and he heads to the ring, dressed in a black suit with little yellow rubber ducks on it. He grins widely as the fans cheer loudly for him. King: Would ya look at that get up? How come he can wear that and still get girls to come close to him? Jewel’s music hits for the second time tonight. She gets a huge ovation from the fans. JR: This is her hometown! King: Think her mom would like it if she brought me home? JR: …think you should shut up? Jewel dances down to the ring, dressed in this: http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/6158/88se.jpg King: ... JR: I don’t even want to hear it. Close your mouth. The crowd screams for her and holds up their Jewel signs. She blows kisses to them as she climbs into the ring. She even gives Maven a kiss on the cheek and takes a microphone. King: How does he do it?! Maven takes a moment to soak it in and then asks his first questions. “Suh, Joowal, whut dew yew theenk uv duh Unleeshed wemen’s deevishun?” Jewel takes a seat in one of the bean bags and says, “Well, the women’s division on Unleashed is the best it’s ever been. I love the fact that there are so many divas here you can pick a fight with, and that’s great! There’s a lot going on with all of the divas though, but I still love it.” Maven nods. “Whut waz it lyke tew shoot up threw duh rayunks uv da Uhgresshun ayund Unleeshed tew becohme one uv da most popoolar deevuz uv ahll tyme?” King: That was a mouth full! “It’s been great, a really awesome experience. I’m lucky that I’ve had this opportunity to be this successful. I do not doubt that I’m a great diva, not at all. But I do think that in the future, there will be more like me.” “Ah see, Ah see, suh, howe does it feel nowe thayut Moeneeke iz own Uhgresshun?” “This is actually the first time I’ve ever been on a brand without Monique. When I first got here, I had a run with her, as most of you know. Then we both got drafted to Unleashed and managed to work our differences out. It doesn’t bother me that she isn’t here anymore. It just means…well, honestly, it means I’m the most popular diva on Unleashed!” The fans start to cheer wildly again. “Let’s go! Let’s go! If you want it you can get it let me know!” The cheers turn to boos as Tristin and Candice appear at the top of the ramp. Candice raises the microphone in her hand up to her mouth. “Jewel, there really is no denying it. You are a great diva…and every great diva needs a man.” Tristin grins and grabs the microphone. “And you’ve had plenty of them! Did you know that when I was first training, I looked up to you? You were like my idol, Jewel. But now, I think you are nothing but a disgrace to all divas! Look at you, standing out here, being stuck up. Telling all of these Staten Island losers that you’re the best diva.” Candice takes the microphone back. “Now Tristin, let’s not get carried away. You have to remember, Jewel is one of these losers!” Jewel raises the microphone to say something, but Candice cuts her off. “But, the PPV is coming up. Tristin and I will get to beat you and that little whore’s ass!” Summer’s music hits and the crowd goes nuts. Candice and Tristin spin around as Jewel gets out of the ring and runs up the ramp. Jewel grabs Tristin by the hair and throws her at the mini-tron in front of the ramp. The crowd gets riled up, but Candice turns and kicks Jewel in the stomach. Candice gives her a DDT and then Summer runs out. She grabs Candice by the neck and pulls her down into a back breaker! Tristin gets back to her feet and runs at Jewel. Jewel trips her up and plants her, face first, into the steel ramp. Her nose starts bleeding, flowing down her face. Candice gets back up and Jewel flips her in position for a widow’s peak! She hits it and starts to wave to all her Staten Island fans. Jewel winks and blows a kiss to Maven before her and Summer walk to the back. Tristin and Candice lay there on the steel, trying to recover as Unleashed goes off air. JR: See you at Xplosion folks! |