Unleashed7-27

JR and King welcome us to Unleashed, coming to you from the Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Missouri.
JR: We have got an explosive show for you tonight ladies and gentlemen!
King: Shawn Michaels vs. Kane tonight for our main event, and who knows what else will happen!
The general manager of Unleashed makes her way down to the ring. She gets a microphone and waits for the crowd to quiet down. “Welcome everyone to Unleashed! We’ve got several great matches lined up for you tonight and a couple of surprises too! This is a new beginning to Unleashed so don’t be too surprised if you see some big changes! Kicking off tonight’s Unleashed, Jewel vs. Gail Kim! Winner advances in the Women’s Championship Tournament!” Lilian grins and leaves the ring.

Jewel vs. Gail Kim – Women’s Championship Tournament

Gail comes down to the ring first, the crowd loving her. Jewel’s music goes off next and she makes her way to the ring, everyone booing and jeering at her. In the ring, the referee calls for the bell and the ladies square up, circling each other.
JR: Gail Kim has a lot of talent; this match is probably going to be a good one.
King: Did you see what she’s wearin’!?? Oh the puppies! Puppies!
JR: You alright there King? Oh! Gail Kim has Jewel backed up to the corner! Monkey flip by Gail!
King: Did anything flip out?
Jewel lays on her back, arching up trying to relieve the pain. Gail stays on the attack and flips Jewel into a Boston Crab.
King: Ah! Don’t tap Jewel! Don’t tap!!!
JR: Why shouldn’t she? That’s not the most comfortable position you want to be in.
King: Because it’ll end the match! If it ends the match, that means no more puppies!
Jewel is close enough to the ropes so she drags herself to them and grabs on. Gail finally releases the hold at the 4 count. Gail flips her hair back and goes back to Jewel, going for her legs. Jewel powers out though, sending Gail into the turnbuckle. Jewel uses the ropes to pull herself up and over to the corner. She starts to chop Gail’s chest.
King: Oh no!! Don’t hurt the puppies!
Jewel Irish Whips Gail into the opposite corner, but Gail stops short because she hit the referee dead on. He goes down and Jewel slides out of the ring and grabs a chair.
King: AH! The madwoman has got a chair!
JR: Oh this isn’t right!!!
Jewel gets back in the ring with the chair. She goes to hit Gail with it, but Gail stops her and grabs the chair. Jewel sees the referee waking up and falls to the ground, acting like Gail had hit with the chair. Gail looks at her like she’s nuts and then throws the chair out of the ring, but the referee saw it. He shakes his head and calls for the bell. “The winner of this match by disqualification…JEWEL!”
JR: Well this just isn’t fair! Gail didn’t do anything with that chair, Jewel set her up!
King: At least nobody and their puppies were injured! I can’t say the same for the referee; he looks a bit out of it.
The referee raises Jewel’s hand in victory. She gets out of the ring, smirking, the crowd booing like crazy. Gail slowly makes her way to the back, still shocked and angry.
JR: Let’s see a replay of that.
A video plays of Jewel coming in with the chair. Then falling as though she had been hit, while Gail was holding it.
JR: In any event, up next we have Hellfire vs. RVD

Hellfire vs. Rob Van Dam

The lights go out and the loud roaring of a motorcycle echoes throughout the arena. The headlight is visible and Hellfire’s music hits. From out of nowhere, RVD comes running down the ramp after Hellfire with a chair in his hand. Rob throws the chair at the back of Hellfire’s head, sending him flying off the bike.
JR: OH MAH GAWD, KING! HELLFIRE MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!
Van Dam drags Hellfire’s limp body next to the steel steps and lays him so that his head is propped up to it. He grabs the chair and places it in front of his face. RVD gets on the motorcycle and starts it back up.
King: JR, I think he’s going to…
JR: I hope you’re wrong.
Rob Van Dam revs the engine up and then goes full fledge at Hellfire, ramming the steel chair into his face.
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, KING!
RVD backs up and leaves, a sick grin on his face. Hellfire lays motionless, blood oozing from his head, nose, and mouth. The medics come out to check on him as we go to a commercial break.

Back on Unleashed, JR and King are sitting at the announce table, the cameras on them.
JR: That was a barbaric thing on RVD to do! Cheap shotting Hellfire like that.
King: Yeah but what about what he said during the commercial break.
Backstage, there’s a little box that says “during the break” and Hellfire is on a stretcher being loaded into an ambulance. RVD comes up, laughing. “I’ll see you at the Pay-per-view, dude!” He walks away, still laughing.
The view goes back to JR and King.
JR: That was just hellacious. Nobody in this world deserves something like that to happen to them.
King: Yeah, and who knows how long it’ll be before Hellfire comes back!
Lilian Garcia’s music hits and she walks out with a microphone in hand.

Lilian Garcia comes out to the top of the ramp. “As I already stated earlier in the show, there are going to be a couple changes happening here on Unleashed. One of these changes is about to happen right now. A certain Unleashed Superstar came to me earlier today asking me if he could have a little show. I was of course a bit skeptical at first, but when he told me who was going to be his first guest, I couldn’t disagree. So, why don’t we just get on with the newest show to Unleashed?” Lilian smiles and goes backstage. The crowd is silent, wondering who it is and what the show is. In the ring, there is a little desk like on Talk Shows. Next to the desk is a bean bag for the guest. On the desk are two microphones and a cup of coffee with a broken handle.
King: Who is it JR?! I wanna know!!
All of a sudden Maven’s music hits! The crowd looks confused at first, but then start to cheer. He stands at the top of the ramp, smiling, and wearing a…purple suit?! And it’s complete with a purple tie! Maven makes his way to the ring and picks up a microphone. “HOOOOOOOOO-WEEE!! Wehlcuhm tew duh veruh furst epeesode uv Thayt’s So Mayvuhn!!”
JR: Well bah Gawd, King, I can’t believe it.
King: Looks like we got ourselves a show, JR! That’s So Maven! I like it!
He picks up his cup of coffee and takes a long drink from it. “Ah dew lewk uhstawnishin', dun’t Ah? Anywhoo, mah furst gayust thiz eehvuhnin’ iz nun udda dan Jaysun Anduhsehn!!” Jayson’s music hits and he comes to the ring. He picks up the microphone and looks around as everyone cheers for him. “Wehlcuhm tew mah showuh! Nowuh, befer weh geet tew any quehshunz leyt’s lewk aht duh MayvuhnMawnituh!” A TV gets lowered from the ceiling and has a casing around it with a picture of Maven standing next to it, doing the thumbs up sign and this big, goofy grin on his face. Video from last weeks Unleashed plays, showing Jayson and Christian backstage with Torrie. Maven throws out his left hand, hooking it under. “If Ah dew say suh mahsulf, Ah dew naht cahre fer thayut Suh-neeky Suh-nayke! Alsuh known az Christchun! Suh, Jaysuhn, whut iz yer tayke un duh seteeachun?” Maven lowers the microphone as Jayson brings it to his mouth. “Well I really don’t get why Christian is in mine and Torrie’s business. Torrie likes me, not Christian. So he really needs to look into that and find someone who likes him. It’ll probably be hard but he’ll get there someday.” Maven nods his head and then says, "Innuhrestin'. Sew, duz this meen thayut yew lahk Torray ahlsew?" Jayson looks at Maven like he’s out of his mind. “That’s just so Maven… well I mean, c’mon! Do you think that I’m going to be fighting over someone I don’t like? Anyways, yes, Torrie and I have been dating for about a week.” Before Jayson can get anymore out, Christian’s music hits and the crowd erupts in boos. Maven starts to jab his pointer finger towards Christian, while screaming over the music. “Thayut’s heem! Thayut’s duh suh-neeky suh-nayke! Suh-neeky suh-nayke!!!” Christian gets in the ring and grabs Jayson’s microphone. “Shut up, you bald redneck; and go back to English class!” Christian eyes Jayson now. “You and Torrie have been dating for a week or so? That’s all going to change tonight. Because when I beat you, oh yeah I am going to beat you, Torrie will be mine. All mine, got it?” Christian grins and drops the microphone. He begins to exit the ring but Jayson grabs his arm, microphone in hand. “No, I don’t got it. Why don’t you prove it to me tonight in our match?” Jayson tilts his head to the side and Christian starts to nod. He then stops and lands a huge punch to Jayson’s head. Christian starts to kick at his stomach and slaps his chest, saluting to his peeps. Christian starts to laugh as he makes his way back up the ramp and we go to a commercial break.

Version 1 vs. Edge and Jeff Hardy

WHOA YEAH! Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore walk down to the ring and show off a little bit before Edges music goes off. Edge runs out onto the stage and waits at the end of the ramp for Jeff. Jeff's music hits and he comes out and dances at the top of the ramp. He then runs down to Edge and they talk a little strategy. They both get onto the side of the ring and Matt and Shannon go after them but Jeff and Edge shoulder them in the gut and hang them up on the ropes. Edge and Matt start out the match. They lock up and Matt slaps Edge and yells, "IM V1NAAAAH!" in his face. Then Edge slaps him back and tackles him down. He starts punching him with straight right and left hands, the referee breaks them up. Edge pushes the referee off and starts stomping on Matt.
JR: Edge is stomping a mud hole in Matt and walking it dry!
He picks up Matt and throws him into Shannon and they knock heads. He Irish whips him over to his corner and tags in Jeff.
JR: And the tag made by Edge. I’ll tell you what King, these two work great together.
King: They do have a good chemistry in the ring, I must agree with that.
Edge body slams Matt and they call for something. They both go to the top rope and they hit the OMEGA splash! Jeff calls for a Twist of Fate but Shannon comes in and distracts the referee. Jeff goes after Shannon to get him out and Matt low blows Jeff!! Matt hits the Twist of Fate. He hits Edge off the apron and pins Jeff: 1...2...3!
JR: NO!! Not this way! Version 1 just cheated their way to a victory!
King: But a victory none the less! Matt and Shannon are just better than Edge and Jeff Hardy.
JR: I’m not so sure about that King.
Edge crawls back into the ring as Shannon and Matt flee. Edge grabs a microphone, helping Jeff up. “This isn’t over Hardy! You two better watch your backs because Jeff and I aren’t going to take this! This isn’t over at all!” Edge drops the microphone. He and Jeff leave the ring.

Billy Gunn is talking to some stage crew. Shelton Benjamin comes walking down the hall and Billy sees him out of the corner of his eye. Billy smirks and says, “Oh man, have you seen that girl on Aggression? Alexis Valentine. The things I would do to that girl…” Shelton jerks his head around and spins Gunn to face him. “Just who the hell do you think you are talking about?” Billy puts his cup of coffee down and grins. “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t see you there Shelty. What I did see was your girlfriend dancing for me later on toni-“ Billy can’t even finish his sentence before Shelton knocks his lights out with a right fist. Billy stumbles to his feet and spears Shelton into the wall where the two exchange blows. Referees and other people come and separate them. Lilian Garcia walks up to them, “What the hell do you two think you are doing?! I will not have this happening on my show! If you two want a piece of each other so bad then you got it! Tonight, it’ll be Shelton Benjamin vs. Billy Gunn in a no disqualification match!” Lilian smiles and walks back to her office as Billy and Shelton glare at each other and we go to a commercial break.

Monique Orton vs. Torrie Wilson – Women’s Championship Tournament

Monique comes out to the ring, the crowd cheering her on.
King: YAHOO! Second puppies match of the night!
Torrie comes out next the crowd also cheering for her. She gets in the ring with Monique and they lock up. Monique, who is obviously stronger than Torrie, backs her into the corner. She takes her shoulder and rams it into Torrie’s stomach. Monique gets up and takes Torrie with her and then brings her down into a back breaker! Monique goes for the pin: 1…2…but Torrie kicks out.
JR: I must say Torrie has a lot of courage for kicking out.
King: Torrie has a lot of something else too.
JR: Oh quit it!
Monique knocks Torrie down with a clothesline.
JR: I’d imagine Monique has some built up frustration after being cheated out of a win last week against Chun Li. And I’d think that Torrie’s mind may not all be here in the ring tonight. Later tonight Jayson or Christian is going to win her services.
Torrie picks herself up and slaps Monique. Monique stands there staring at her and says, “Should not have done that.”
King: I think its time for the Bitch Smack!
She then slaps Torrie hard across the face, knocking Torrie off her feet. Monique climbs to the top rope.
JR: I’d say you’re right, King.
Monique jumps and hits Torrie with a perfectly executed moonsault. She hooks the near leg for the pin: 1…2…3! Monique beat Torrie and is advancing on! She grabs a microphone and looks towards the ramp. “Since Jewel decided to cheat tonight for her win, I guess it’s you and me, again…bitch!” Monique rolls out of the ring and heads to the back.
JR: It’ll be Jewel vs. Monique at the upcoming PPV for the Women’s Championship!
King: WOOOHOOO!!!
JR: Coming up next, Shelton Benjamin will take on Billy Gunn in a No Disqualification! Don’t go away, folks!

Shelton Benjamin vs. Billy Gunn – No Disqualification

As we come back from the commercial break, footage plays from earlier in the show when Billy was talking about Shelton’s girlfriend, Alexis. AIN’T NO STOPPIN’ ME NOOOOW! Shelton makes his way down to the ring. Billy Gunn comes from behind with a stop sign and smashes it over Shelton’s head.
JR: OH MA GAWD! What a cheap shot! He didn’t even wait until they were in the ring!
The referee rings the bell and Billy continues to hammer at Shelton with the sign. Shelton rolls the rest of the way down the ramp. Billy goes around the ring, lifting up the apron looking for something. By the time he finds what he wants, which was a fire extinguisher, Shelton has gotten to his feet. Billy goes to smash that over his head, but Shelton dropkicks it into his face! Billy goes down and Shelton grabs the extinguisher. He pulls the lever and sprays the fog into Billy’s face. Shelton covers him for a pin: 1…he kicks out.
JR: The tenacity of Billy Gunn! Your average man could not kick out of that.
Shelton picks Gunn up and starts to kick him up the ramp. Shelton shoves him through the black curtain and down the steps. He pushes him on top of a sound box. He grabs a chair and smashes it over Billy’s head.
JR: Good God! He’s been split wide open!
Blood flows from Billy Gunn’s head. Shelton lays him out on the table and climbs up a ladder. Shelton jumps and smashes Billy with a huge leg drop.
JR: Shelton just took his head off with that leg drop!
King: This is brutal! Oh! Shelton continues with those right hands on Billy.
Shelton goes for the pin again: 1…2…and Billy barely rolls his shoulder up. Shelton stands Billy up next to a steel door and then goes for a stinger splash, but Billy’s lifeless body falls so Shelton hits nothing but the door. Shelton falls down and they both lie there. The referee starts the 10 count. 1…2…3…4…5…6…Billy starts to crawl to his feet. 7…8…Billy gets to his feet as Shelton starts to crawl. Billy grabs some wires and wraps them around Shelton’s throat, choking him.
JR: Oh c’mon! That’s a blatant choke! Do your job ref!
King: It’s a no DQ JR, calm down!
JR: Well this just isn’t right!
Shelton is motionless so the referee raises his hand. It falls one time. He raises it again, and again it falls. The third time, it falls but Shelton jerks it up. He starts to power out and the crowd is behind him. He starts to run his elbows into Billy’s stomach. Billy lets go of the hold and then Shelton kicks him in the head. Once again they’re both lying on the ground, doing nothing at all. The referee gets to the 6 count and Shelton’s on his feet, waiting for Billy to get up. Billy stumbles to his feet and Shelton grabs him for the T-Bone suplex!
JR: T-BONE!!
Shelton connects with the suplex on the concrete! He crawls over and lays an arm over Billy Gunn: 1…2…3!
JR: Shelton has won!
King: Surprise, surprise.
JR: Oh stop it! He was fighting for his girlfriend!
King: That’s a nasty cut on Billy’s forehead.
Shelton stumbles back to his locker room and some EMT’s come and help Billy to the trainer’s room to get him stitched up.
JR: And now it’s Jayson vs. Christian for Torrie’s services!
King: I’d like her services.

Jayson Anderson vs. Christian – The Services of Torrie Wilson

Torrie comes down to the ring first, the crowd cheering for her. She sits down next to the ring announcer in a steel chair. Christian's music hits and he comes down to the ring with a lot of boos. "The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the services of Torrie Wilson. Introducing first from Toronto, Canada weighing in at 225 pounds...Christian!" Christian taunts the crowd as they boo. Jayson's music hits and the crowd goes crazy for him. Christian runs down the ramp and they start brawling. Then Christian whips Jayson into the steps and rolls him into the ring.
JR: Christian! Put him in the ring! This isn’t a falls count anywhere match.
King: I think Christian just gained the advantage in this match.
He goes for the pin.1...2... Kick out by Jayson! Christian argues with the referee and Jayson goes for Christian’s Unprettier! He gets reversed into a backslide by Christian.1...2... Jayson uses his upper body strength to bridge up.
JR: Tremendous athleticism by Jayson! We’ll be right back folks after this commercial break!
Coming back from the commercial, Jayson has Christian in a head lock. He swings Christian’s neck into a neck breaker and throws him outside of the ring to buy some time. The referee gets to 5 before Christian gets in the ring. Jayson starts stomping on Christian who gives him a few uppercuts and then grabs into his leg like a little kid.
JR: How professional of Christian.
King: He’s got to do what he’s got to do!
Jayson walks over to the turnbuckle and kicks out. Christian goes flying off head first into the turnbuckle. Jayson picks him up and Irish whips him. Jayson comes back with a diving forearm and hits the referee accidentally. Jayson hits Christian with a DDT. The referee is still out and Christian slides out of the ring and grabs a bottle of water off the announce table.
JR: What is he doing?
He comes back in the ring and spills the water on the referee to wake him up.
King: He’s being a good citizen and waking the referee up!
Then he fakes that Jayson low blowed him and rolls around holding his groin. The referee believes him and rings the bell.
JR: Oh yes, because cheating is a great citizen.
King: Hey hey!! Torrie’s going with Christian now!!
"The winner of this match by disqualification....CHRISTIAN!!!" Torrie looks horrified. Jayson looks extremely pissed off. And Christian just smiles happily. He climbs out of the ring and grabs Torrie by the wrist and drags her to the back. Jayson stands in the ring, pissed off and then leaves.

TaTyana and Kurt are backstage, in her locker room. Kurt’s whining about something. “Oh c’mon Tat! I know you want to!” She rolls her eyes at him and says, “No, Kurt, I don’t.” Kurt sticks out his bottom lip. “Please, I’ll do whatever you want!” She scoffs and then grins. “Anything?” Kurt nods his head. “Okay, if you do it first, then I will do it after you.” Kurt smirks and gets on top of the table. He starts to unbutton his shirt and slides it off. Next he drops his pants and turns around so that his front side is facing the camera and the other end facing TaTyana. She raises her hand and slaps his ass. Kurt screams out, “WOOOOOOOOOOOO!” And Monique Orton comes walking in the door. Her face drops as she observes the scene. “What in the hell is going on in this locker room?!” TaTyana starts to speak up. “It’s not what you think Mon-“ Monique cuts her off, “Save it. You’re grown up remember? Have fun you two freaks.” Monique walks out of the room. Kurt turns to face TaTyana. “Well, let’s make your sister proud and have fun.” She looks at him with a disgusted look on her face. “How about no?” TaTyana gets up and leaves her locker room. Kurt gets a sad, dejected look on his face and then looks down. After a second he looks back up and calls after her, “But what about him?!” The camera fades into a commercial.

Back from the commercial, King has some...problems with Kurt Angle.
King: I think Kurt has some issues. But did you see her puppies?!
JR: I’d rather not talk about that…, but in any event up next is the Main Event! HBK Shawn Michaels vs. Kane, it’s sure to be a slobberknocker!

Shawn Michaels vs. Kane

Oh! Oh! Shawn!! The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring. The fire explodes and out comes Kane.
JR: This is going to get ugly quicker than a hiccup!
King: Yes, probably so.
They both get in the ring and circle each other. Shawn goes in first.
JR: Collar-and-elbow tie up there.
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
JR & King: WHAT?!
WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN!
JR: IT’S THE ROCK!
The Rock comes down the ramp, stopping Shawn and Kane in their tracks. The Rock gets a microphone and the crowd starts the ‘Rocky’ chant.
King: I thought he was on Aggression!
JR: Me too!
Kane and Shawn Michaels look at him with questioning looks. “Yeah, yeah, The Rock knows he’s stopped your match, but hold on, I got to say something first. FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO UNLEASHED!” The crowd goes crazy! “Why don’t you two Jabronis get out of the People’s Ring? Or, I could always make you get out? It’s your choice.” Shawn and Kane step up for the challenge. The Rock quickly kicks Kane in the gut and gives him the Rock Bottom.
JR: ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM ON KANE!
Rock kicks Kane out of the ring and then turns to Shawn. They exchange blows for a bit and then Rock clotheslines him out of the ring. He picks up the microphone and looks around. “Now then, as The Rock was saying, The Rock is back on Unleashed! And The Rock is coming for the Heavyweight Title! Next week, I want that Big Red Retard’s ass in this ring so I can whip that candyass, JUST LIKE THAT!” At that moment, Lilian Garcia comes down to the ring. “Heeeeeey mama!” Lilian rolls her eyes and gets a microphone. “Nice to have you back on Unleashed, Rock. I went through a lot of trouble with Stephanie to get you back so you better thank me.” “Oh The Rock will thank you.” The GM gets a look on her face. “Ooookay...anyways, you want Kane next week, you got it! Next week it will be The Rock vs. Kane in a first blood match.” A sly grin creeps across her face and she leaves the ring. The Rock stands there, nodding his head. “Oh, next week, The Rock against Kane. Kane are you ready to go one, on one, with the Great One?! The Rock is going to make you bleed like you’ve never bled before, and that’s a promise. IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLL…WHAT THE ROCK…IS…COOKIN!” The Rock drops the microphone and leaves.
JR: Wow!
King: I can’t believe he’s back!
JR: Me either! Next week there is going to be one hell of a match!
King: I know! And I can’t wait!
JR: See you next week folks!
JR says his final words and the XWE logo flashes as the show goes off air.