The Unleashed pyros go off as JR and King welcome us to the show. JR: Welcome to Unleashed ladies and gentlemen! King: What a show we have lined up for you tonight! JR: First up, the two newest XWE superstars, Big G and The Forgotten Angel will go toe to toe! Big G vs. The Forgotten Angel The Forgotten Angel's music hits and the lights go white all over the arena he walks down to the ring looking pissed and waits for Big G. King: He doesn’t look like a happy camper. G's music hits and he gets cheered by the crowd. He gets in Forgotten Angel's face and gets smacked then he turns around and clocks Forgotten. JR: A lot of aggression being shown here by Big G. The crowd goes nuts and the bell rings. Big G picks him up and throws him across the ring and Forgotten rolls around in pain. King: He’s going to feel that one in the morning! G goes over to pick him up again and the referee is pulled by Forgotten who low blows G. JR: OH COME ON! THAT’S NOT RIGHT! Big G falls to the canvas and Forgotten gets booed. He pins.1...2… Kick out. He argues with the referee for a while and goes for the cover but instead gets booted in the face by Big G. He checks his lip and he's bleeding badly from the lip. He gets pissed and picks G up and starts clubbing at his back. JR: Good Gawd! He taunts the crowd and looks up to the ceiling like a Looney tune and power bomb’s G almost through the ring. He then lays down over him and the referee counts.1...2...3! JR: OH MAH GAWD! That power bomb nearly took Big G’s head off! We’ll be right back folks with the bikini contest! Don’t go anywhere! King: AND I GET TO JUDGE! Monique vs. Jewel – Bikini Contest We come back from the commercial break and King is standing in the ring. “Now for my favorite part of the evening, two beautiful Unleashed Divas are going to come down here and show us their bikinis! WOOOHOOO! Introducing first, Monique Orton!!!” King steps back and Monique’s music hits. She comes out onto the ramp, wearing a black, silk robe. She twists around a little before making her way to the ring. King’s eyes get big and Monique gets into the ring. JR: I don’t think this is healthy for him… “And last, but certainly not least, Jewel!” Her music hits and she comes out, dressed in a silver, satin robe. She spins around a bit then makes her way to the ring. King separates the ropes for her, and she glides in. King rubs his hands together, hungrily and then looks at the two girls. “The rules for this are very simple. You will have 30 seconds to show the crowd what you got. After both of you have gone, the crowd will cheer for who they liked best. The person with the loudest cheers wins! Let’s get this thing started!” JR: Let’s get King a cold shower. “Monique, why don’t you go first?” Monique steps forward the lights dim around her, except for a spotlight that’s directly on her. Some music starts to play and Monique slowly undoes the knot. She lets the robe slide off her shoulders exposing a black one-piece that actually doesn’t cover that much. The sides are cut out, leaving maybe an inch long piece of fabric connecting the bottom to the top. There are little diamonds in the small part that connects the other two parts. She drops the robe and starts to dance a little for the crowd. They cheer and scream loudly for her, getting off their feet. The music stops and the lights come back on. King wipes the sweat off his forehead and Monique stands next to him. “Whew okay…Jewel, your up!” The lights once again dim as Jewel takes center stage. The same music plays and she teases the crowd by opening up one side, then closing it, and then opening the other side of the robe. She then grips both sides and jerks them away from her body, revealing a pink string bikini that has a white belt around the bottoms. She throws the towel around King who looks like he’s about to pop. Jewel struts around the ring for a bit until the music stops and lights come back on. King uses Jewel’s robe to pat away the sweat on his face. The girls stand next to him and he brings the microphone to his mouth. “Okay, now that that is over, its time for you all to vote!” His voice cracks a little but he continues on. “I’ll put my hand over them, and you cheer the loudest for who you want to win.” He places his right hand over Monique and the crowd goes absolutely crazy! They’re on the feet, stomping, cheering, whistling, and making as much noise as possible. He then puts his left hand over Jewel’s head and again, the crowd goes insane. But it was just a little bit louder for Monique. “Well, I guess that’s final, your winner this evening, MONIQUE ORTON!!!” Monique’s music plays and she dances around a little bit. Jewel doesn’t say anything but does look a bit disappointed. She starts to make her way to the ring, but Monique catches her and starts saying something that can’t be hear. Jewel spins around and gets in Monique’s face. Monique just mocks her and then shoves Jewel backwards into the ropes. Jewel regains herself and then charges at Monique, knocking her down. They start to roll around, slamming heads into the mat. King tries to break them up but ends up getting knocked down and rolled over. JR: I think we need an EMT for King… King jumps up, a huge grin on his face. The girls keep fighting. Monique gets up and grabs Jewel by the hair, pulling her up. She kicks Jewel in the stomach and then gives her the MKO! JR: Good lord! I think Jewel’s the one who needs the EMT now! Monique slaps her and then gets out of the ring. King throws his arms up, questions Monique’s actions. We cut to a commercial as the medics come out. Jayson Anderson vs. Billy Gunn Jayson's music hits and he walks down to the ring and waits in the ring for Billy Gunn. JR: Hey partner! King: I got to tell you JR! That was great! JR: We could tell be the look on your face. King: Whew! PUPPIES! JR: In any event, we have a match happening, let’s do our jobs. "I'M AN ASS MAN" Billy Gunn's music hits and Billy runs through the crowd. JR: What is he doing? Jayson turns around just in time to clothesline Billy hard.1...2...Kickout by Billy Gunn. Jayson does Billy's fame-asser taunt and goes off the ropes but misses it. King: Ha! He missed! Billy hits him with a scoop slam and goes to the top rope. Jayson gets up and dropkicks Billy who loses his balance and falls to the outside."1...2...3...4..." Christian comes out on stage and is dragging Torrie by the hair. JR: Oh come on that isn’t right! Jayson watches and starts to yell at Christian to let her go. Billy slips in the ring and hits a fame-asser while Jayson is distracted. He uses the ropes for some leverage and the referee makes the count. 1...2...3! JR: Billy Gunn just sto- wait a minute! It’s Shelton Benjamin! Shelton Benjamin comes running to the ring. He slides in and tackles Billy. He starts to pummel him viciously, not letting up a single bit. Jayson gets out of the ring and goes after Christian who simply laughs and walks backstage, still grasping Torrie by the hair. Back in the ring, Shelton is still attacking Billy relentlessly. Finally referee’s and officials get Shelton and Billy separated as we head to a commercial break. We come back from a commercial break and the ring is set up for Unleashed’s weekly show, That’s So Maven. Maven’s music hits and he comes down to the ring, dressed in an orange suit complete with a cane. He gets into the ring, grinning. “Now, Ah wood lyke tew thayunk ahll uv yew fer stickuhn’ bah mah side. Ah knoe Ah haf uh sirrus prawbluhm ayund Ah wood jhust lyke tew apawluhgize.” King: Dang right he as a problem. Ah apawluhgize fer havin' mah prawbluhm duhtract from mah stunnin'ly gewd lewks, but they ar'n't alive. Ah'm sorreh.” He motions towards his very bushy eyebrows. King: That isn’t exactly what I had in mind. More like a speech problem to me! Maven turns to the other side where he’s painted on an arched eyebrow, somewhat like the People’s Eyebrow. He points and grins excitedly. “Thiz iz whut mah guest here thiz evuhnin’ doez ahll duh tyme! He geuts ahll duh gurlz wif thiz here ahbrow. Wit'out any furthurr uhdoo, ah giv yoo, DUH RAWK!” Maven points to the ramp and The Rock’s music goes off. The crowd goes crazy as he makes his way to the ring. He climbs up the turnbuckles and throws his arm up. He grabs a microphone off the desk and singles out the one cup of coffee. “And just where is The Rock’s coffee?” “Ah ahm surreh Rawk, boot onleh Mayvuhn gets caffeh.” The Rock arches an eyebrow and looks at the one Maven painted on. “What in the blue hell…oh wait a minute. FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK, TO GREENSBORO! Now then, as The Rock was saying, what in the blue hell’s wrong with your face?” “Dew yoo lak it? Ah did it mahsulf.” “It shows.” “Rawk, Ah haf uh fue quehshtshuns fer yew.” Just then, Shawn Michaels’ music hits. The Rock spins around to the ramp, anticipating Shawn. But HBK comes running through the crowd and spins Rock to face him. HBK tackles Rock and they start to brawl. JR: I’m sure HBK is getting revenge from last week. King: Thank you, captain obvious! They exchange punches and Maven tries to separate them until Lilian Garcia’s music hits. She comes out to the top of the ramp, screaming for them to stop. “KNOCK IT OFF! This is my show and I will not have this! Maven, every week on this freak show,” Maven appears to be a bit hurt, “there is some sort of altercation. Either you keep this show under control, or I will cancel it.” Maven’s eyes grow wide. “Yesh Mauhm! Ah wull keep mah shoe unduh contruhl nehxt wheek!” “As for you Rock and Shawn, you two get back to your locker rooms and I will deal with you two a little later on tonight!” The Rock and Shawn separate as we head to a commercial. Jeff Hardy, Edge, and Shelton Benjamin vs. RVD, Matt Hardy, and Shannon Moore Edge's music goes off and he comes out with Jeff and they taunt for a while getting loud cheers. "AIN’T NO STOPPIN ME NOOOOOOOOOW" Shelton's music goes off and the crowd goes nuts. King: Go ahead JR; sing your praises on Shelton Benjamin. JR: Oh c’mon King. You know as well as I do he’s an all around athlete. He gets in the ring and gets on the turnbuckle, but Version 1s' music hits and the crowd just starts booing like crazy and ripping on them. "ONE OF A KIND!" RVD's pyros go off and he comes out and the crowd goes nuts chanting Hellfire's name. RVD gets pissed and rips up a fan’s Hellfire sign. JR: There’s a lot of animosity between Van Dam and Hellfire. King: Yeah, all hell is going to break lose when Hellfire makes his return. The match starts and Edge spears RVD down and starts pounding the hell out of him. In the ring Shelton and Matt are in a back and forth chop battle trying to wear each other down. The crowd starts in with “WOOOOOOOOOOOOO” every time one of their hands collides with the others chest. JR: That, ladies and gentlemen, is the sound of flesh hitting flesh. King: Oh really? I would’ve thought it was one of your steaks, hitting the grill. Jeff and Shannon are in the crowd. The referee rings the bell for Matt and Shelton and Matt low blows Shelton while the ref isn't looking. JR: Oh that was real manly! King: A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do! He goes for a Twist of Fate, but Edge runs in and baseball slides Matt in the leg and hits him with the spear. The crowd goes nuts and RVD drags Matt over to their corner and blind tags himself in .Edge goes for a spear and hits the pole hard. The cameras are backstage watching Jeff and Shannon fight in the parking lot. Jeff smacks Shannon's head on a car and Shannon is busted open real bad. King: Oh, that’s going to leave a mark! Jeff climbs up on the car and does a Swanton Bomb off of it. Back in the ring, RVD walks into Shelton's T-Bone Suplex but reverses into a Tornado DDT. He goes up to the top rope and is about to jump off when the lights go off. JR: What the- RVD just jumps off anyway and as soon as he does the turnbuckles catch on fire. The titantron turns black and then some little girls are heard through the arena saying, “He's Coming”. He's coming written in fire letters appear on the tron and RVD looks like he just pissed himself. Shelton gets the roll up and the lights come back on.1...2…3!"AINT NO STOPPIN ME NOOOOOOOW!" Shelton just pulled one over on Van Dam thanks to Hellfire! JR: There’s going to be hell to pay! Van Dam looks real pissed and the lights go out again and the turnbuckles catch on fire again. A bunch of people start putting them out with extinguishers. We cut backstage where The Rock storms into Lilian Garcia’s office. “Uh, excuse you, Rock, but what do you think you’re doing?” “What’s it look like I’m doing, Lilian? The Rock is here because I want revenge on the Heartbreak Kid.” Lilian stacks some papers and looks at him. “You want Shawn Michaels tonight?” “Yes, and I want him now!” “You got it, Rock. Up next, you will go toe to toe with Shawn.” The Rock grins and he walks back out of her office and heads towards the ring as a commercial plays. The Rock vs. Shawn Michaels The Rock’s music hits a second time and he makes his way out to the ring, this time dressed in his wrestling gear. Shawn’s music plays and he also comes down to the ring, ready to go. JR: This is going to be a great match up King. King: You better believe it! When have we ever seen The Rock take on HBK? They eye each other for a moment until Shawn lunges at Rock, throwing him into the ropes. As Rock comes shooting back, Shawn hits him with a huge clothesline. The Rock stands back up and grips Shawn into a sleeper. The Rock applies more pressure and Shawn starts to gasp for air. The Rock laughs at Shawn’s feeble attempts to get free and shoves him. The Rock walks around the ring, looking at the fans as Shawn tries to catch his breath. The Rock walks over to HBK and kicks him in the side of the head. JR: Oh my! That’s a boot right to the skull! The Rock picks him up and sits him on the top turnbuckle. JR: Don’t do this Rock! Rock gets him in position for a superplex but Shawn fights back. He punches Rocky in the stomach over and over. The Rock stumbles and falls to the canvas. Shawn balances himself and hits the bottom of his elbow. He jumps off the top turnbuckle, hitting the elbow right in Rock’s chest. Shawn flips over, hooking Rock’s leg for the pin: 1…2… JR: ROCK KICKS OUT! King: Well, it takes a lot to keep The Great One down! Shawn gets a little frustrated and starts to signal for the Sweet Chin Music. He pounds his foot continuously on the mat, getting faster and faster. The Rock gets to his feet and Shawn jumps towards him, but The Rock blocks the Super Kick! He grabs Shawn’s foot, spins him around, and clotheslines him to the mat! The Rock picks Shawn up and gives him a killer spine buster! He stands over Shawn and slides his elbow pad off, throwing it into the crowd. King: Uh oh JR, I think this is it! The Rock swings his arms and then bounces off one side of the ropes, leaps over Shawn, bounces off the other side of the ropes and comes back to Shawn’s side. He jerks his elbows and then drives his elbow hard into Shawn’s sternum. JR: THAT’S IT! Match over! The Rock makes the cover…and the referee isn’t counting. The Rock looks around and the referee isn’t even in the ring! Just then, flames shoot up from the ring posts and Kane appears from under the ring, holding the referee by the neck. He drags him up the stage and points at The Rock, as though signaling this is what he’d be doing to him. Kane choke slams the referee clear off the stage and into a pile of tables. Kane starts to laugh and then leaves. The Rock looks angry and then he leaves, heading back to his locker room. Shawn slowly gets to his feet and makes his way to the back also. JR: That was brutal. King: I doubt we’ll be seeing that referee anytime soon! JR: And now it is time for Lilian Garcia to announce the matches for the up coming PPV. Lilian’s music hits and she makes her way to the ring with a smile on her face. She gets a microphone and waits for a moment. “First of all, I am going to announce a match for next week’s Unleashed. Jayson Anderson and Shelton Benjamin will be teaming up against Billy Gunn and Christian.” JR: Wow. “As you all know, at the upcoming PPV which will happen after next weeks Unleashed, Monique and Jewel will go one on one for the women’s title.” King: YAHOO! PUPPIES! “In a street fight, Shelton Benjamin and Billy Gunn will settle their differences in what promises to be perhaps the most brutal match of the night.” JR: That one is going to get bowling shoe ugly, folks. “For the US Title, Rob Van Damn will face the returning Hellfire. I don’t know if Hellfire is 100% or not, but he’s signed the contract and the match is on!” JR: There’s going to be a lot of hell to pay on that one. “Jeff Hardy and Edge will team up to face Version 1 for the tag team titles. They can finally settle the scores.” King: Well it’s about time! “In a match for not only the title, but also for the girl, Christian and Jayson will go one on one for the cruiserweight title. And, the winner will get Torrie Wilson’s services.” King: The winner of that one gets the gold and the glory and the totally hot girl! “And last, but not least, the Unleashed Main Event. In a triple threat match it will be Kane vs. HBK Shawn Michaels vs. The Rock!” JR and King: WHOA! “And who knows what else might just happen. See you all next week!” Lilian drops the microphone and exits the ring. JR: This pay-per-view definitely promises to be a good on! We’ll see you next week! |