The Unleashed intro doesn’t have time to start the show. Maven’s music is already blaring through the speakers at the start of the show. JR: Welcome everyone! I’m Jim Ross and this is my partner Jerry the King Lawler! King: We’re starting off Unleashed with the second episode of That’s So Maven! Look at Maven in his bright yellow tux! He’s stylin’ and profilin’ JR! And indeed, Maven does have on a bright yellow tux. He gets in the ring and takes a drink out of his handless coffee mug. “HOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WEEE!!! Wehlcuhm ev’ruhone tew duh sehcuhnd uhishun uv Thayut’s Suh Mayvuhn!!!” Maven throws himself down onto the bean bag sitting next to the desk. “Naow fer mah gue-usht, Muhneek Ortuhn!!” Monique’s music hits and she comes to the ring, getting cheered by everyone. King: WOOOHOOO JR! She gets in the ring and gets a microphone. “Hello Maven.” Maven gets up from the bean bag and shakes her hand. “Helluh Muhneek! Wehlcuhm tew Thayut’s Suh Mayvuhn!!” “Well thank you for having me.” "Raht then, awn tew duh furst queshun, how're yew holduhn' up since yew're awn Uhnleyshed and yer huhzbund Randy is awn Uhgreshun?" Monique takes a minute to fully understand what he just said and then replies, “What exactly is the point of this question? We’ve never been on the same show. So why is this any different? Holding up meaning what? Hopefully you’re not talking about those divas over there trying anything. As long as he’s being a good boy, I don’t have worry about him. Sorry ‘Mayvuhn’ that’s all you’re getting.” Maven straightens his tie before continuing. “How dew yew feeuhl 'bout facin' Joouhl uhgehn at duh Pay-Puh-Vyoo fo' duh tahtle?” Monique sighs and brings the microphone to her mouth. “Once a slut, always a slut, nothing new. I’ve already beat her a few times, but this time it’s for the title. So there’s an even bigger prize at the end of the match. Big deal, as long as I can kick her ass again, nothing else matters. But on the flip side, that gold would look nice around this sexy waist. So here’s what I’m going to do to spice it up. I would like to make our match a no disqualification match!” Maven ooh’s and Jewel’s music hits! She makes her way to the ring and snatches Maven’s microphone, who looks a bit hurt. “A no disqualification match? Is that so? How’s this for no disqualification?” Jewel takes the microphone and smashes it on Monique’s head. Monique tackles her and starts to pound her face in. Lilian Garcia’s music hits and she comes out, screaming for them to stop. “Knock it off! You two want each other so bad tonight? YOU GOT IT! Right now, Monique, you’ll team up with Torrie and Jewel you’ll team up with Ivory! As for the no disqualification match, you got it! Clear the ring! We’ve got a match!” We cut to a commercial break and then come back to the match. Jewel and Ivory vs. Monique Orton and Torrie Wilson Ivory throws Torrie to the outside and gets on her side holding the tag rope. Monique starts punching Jewel hard in the gut. She gets up and smacks her in the face. Jewel smacks her back and Monique clocks her in the middle of her head. The crowd cheers and Monique Irish whips Jewel off the ropes and back body drops her. Torrie gets up on the apron and gets the tag from Monique. She gets in and starts clotheslining Jewel multiple times over and over then hits her with a heel kick. Ivory tries to get in but Monique runs in and starts pummeling her. Torrie calls for her DDT and hits it.1...2...kick out by Jewel. Ivory kicks Monique in the face and goes into the ring trying to attack Torrie but Monique pulls her out and MKO’s her on the floor then gets in the ring and MKO’s Jewel and Torrie goes to the top rope and hits a frog splash on her.1..2...3! Edge vs. Matt Hardy Edge’s music hits and he comes running to the ring. Matt’s hits but Matt doesn’t come out. The music keeps playing and then Shannon Moore comes out. He starts yelling at Edge who stops in the middle of the ring. He throws his arms up, questioning as to why Shannon is out there and not Matt. From out of nowhere, Matt comes running up behind Edge and hits him in the back of the head with a steel chair! The referee rings a bell, calling for a no contest. EMT’s help Edge the back after Matt and Shannon leave, laughing. Shelton Benjamin vs. RVD Shelton hits the ring, followed by RVD. RVD turns to taunt the crowd, then pivots back, hitting Shelton with a clothesline. RVD runs back, and then runs to Shelton, giving him a dropkick over the top rope. RVD leaps over the top rope, hitting Shelton with a high cross body. Both men lie there on the outside, stunned. RVD got to his feet first and slammed Shelton into the barricade. RVD rolls Shelton back in the ring. RVD stands him up in the turnbuckle and starts to chop away at his chest. Shelton blocks one of the chops and switches places with Van Dam. Shelton starts to hammer at RVD’s chest with chops of his own. Shelton suplexes RVD to the mat. Shelton places him in the turnbuckle, and runs for a stinger splash. The lights flash off and everyone gasps with surprise. The big screen turns red. Fire sprouts up from all four turnbuckles. In red, fiery type letters, Hellfire types across the screen. The lights come back on, the fire goes out, and everyone looks shocked. RVD still stares at the screen. Shelton turns him around, gives him the T-Bone and goes for the cover: 1…2…3! Shelton pulls it off!! He goes around, slapping people’s hands and then from nowhere, Billy Gunn comes out with a steel chair! He smashes it on Shelton’s back. Then when Shelton is down, he starts to pound it on his mid section. Referee’s and officials come out, pulling him off of Shelton. The referee’s help Shelton to the back, slowly. Jeff Hardy vs. Shannon Moore Shannon Moore's music hits as he comes down to the ring taunting and getting booed. He slides in the ring and waits for Jeff to come out. Jeff's music hits and he comes out with a ladder. He runs down to the ring and sets it up beside the ring. The referee tells him he can’t use it or he’s disqualified. Shannon attacks Jeff while the referee is talking to him and DDT’s him.1…Kick out by Jeff who gets up and goes for a toe kick to Shannon. Shannon catches his foot and Jeff spins and kicks him with his other foot. He picks him up and Irish whips him. He ducks and Shannon explodes on him with a swinging neck breaker then taunts the crowd and receives more boos. He signals for the Twist of Fate. Jeff gets up and Shannon kicks him and goes for it but Jeff counters into a fisherman suplex.1...2...kick out by Shannon. Shannon gets up and kicks him in the gut again and this time hits the Twist of Fate. Matt comes down to the ring and runs onto the apron. Shannon grabs the ladder and puts one side onto the middle rope. Jeff hits it and it goes flying up in Shannon’s face. Matt gets off the mat and the referee starts counting Shannon out. 1...2...3...Shannon gets back into the ring and Jeff stands the ladder up. He hits the extreme Twist of Fate and goes on top of the ladder. SWANTON! The crowd cheers as Jeff jumps off the ladder for the Swanton and connects. Matt gets onto the mat again and Jeff pins Moore. The crowd counts"1...2...3...4...5"Jeff gets up and runs towards Matt who gets off of the mat quickly. The referee is ejecting Matt who starts freaking. In the mean time Shannon blasts Jeff in the face with the ladder and stands it back up in the same spot.1…2...3! Shannon Moore wins this one by cheating!! The Rock vs. Kane – First Blood Match IF YA SUH-MELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN’! The Rock comes down to the ring and gets up on the turnbuckle, the crowd going WILD! The Rock gets down and goes under the ring looking for something and brings out a pipe. Kane’s pyro goes off and Kane walks down to the ring. When he gets up onto the apron The Rock hits him in the knee and Kane falls face first into the apron. The Rock picks him up and whips him knees first into the steps and finds and extinguisher and a stop sign under the ring. When Kane gets up he sprays him in the face and throws the stop sign at Kane’s head. Kane catches it and throws it at The Rock who catches it right back and gets booted in the face stop sign to skull. The referee checks him and he isn’t busted open. The Rock crawls over to the pipe and as Kane picks him up he takes a big swing and Kane staggers back and bumps into the pole and falls into the steps. The referee checks him and he’s busted wide open. Kane pours blood all over the place. Shawn Michaels comes running down the ramp. He grabs a stop sign and slams it over The Rock’s head. The Rock falls, while lying there, he digs under the ring and grabs a trash can lid. He slowly picks himself up as HBK attacks the Big Red Machine. The Rock spins Shawn around and hits him in the head. The Rock has been cut open as well. He gets into the ring and gets on the turnbuckles, saluting the crowd as the show goes off air. |