The XWE logo flashes and then a screen comes up with Tatyana backstage getting a drink. Val Venis comes up to her and smacks her with his towel “Hey hot thang. You know, I have a new movie to make, would you like to be the star?” She glares at him and scoffs. “I can be a star with or without you. And the last movie I’d be starring in is yours.” She smirked and started to walk away. Val grabbed her by the arm and swung her back. “Let her go!” Kurt came up behind him and punched him in the back of the neck. Val releases her and Kurt starts hammering on him. Lilian Garcia runs up, breaking them apart. “If you two want to fight so badly, take it to the ring!” Val leaves in a huff, leaving Kurt there with Tatyana. “Thank you Kurt, I guess if you win tonight, I’ll have to show you my thanks.” She winks and walks off. Kurt nods to himself, smiling and the XWE Unleashed music plays and the pryos go off. Jayson Anderson and Shelton Benjamin vs. Christian vs. Billy Gunn Shelton's music hits and he comes out to the ring with Jayson. They get in the ring and taunt for a while getting a few pops. Christian's music hits and he comes out to the ring getting booed. He gets in the ring and walks up to Jayson and starts talking smack then smirks and backs away. "I'M AN ASS MAN" Billy Gunn's music hits and he doesn't appear. Christian starts laughing and Jayson goes over to start beating up on him but Billy Gunn runs in from the crowd dressed as a fan and starts beating up on Jayson as Shelton and Christian go to their corners. Jayson starts fighting back and goes for an Irish whip but Gunn reverses and hits a short arm clothesline and clotheslines Jayson over the rope so hard they both fall to the outside. 1......2.........3.....Christian jumps off the apron and goes after Jayson who gets up right when Christian comes and drop toe holds Christian face first into Billy Gunn. The crowd looks shocked the referee didn’t signal it as a low blow but cheers anyway. King: OH MY GOD JR! DQ HIM! Jayson rolls in the ring and rolls back out. He throws the time keeper out of his chair and sits Christian down in it then goes onto the apron and comes off with a boot to the face. Christian falls down holding the back of his head which is busted open from the force of the kick and top of the chair. Jayson goes back over to Gunn who has a lead pipe down low and hits Jayson in the shin with it then slides it back under the ring. Jayson falls to the mat as the ref reaches 9. Billy quickly rolls Jayson in and pins him before the referee can get his count done.1...2...Kick out by Jayson. Billy argues with the referee and Jayson starts sliding to his corner and almost makes the tag to Shelton but Gunn grabs Jayson's bad leg and drives his elbow into it. Jayson tries to kick him off with his good leg but Gunn lets go of the leg before Jayson gets a chance and tags in Christian who immediately picks up Jayson and drops him for what looks like a modified Boston Crab or Walls of Jericho. Shelton sees that Gunn is helping Christian with leverage from the outside and hops off the apron and goes after him. He whips him torso first into the steel pole and then picks him up and T-Bone suplexes him into the crowd then gets on the barricade and clotheslines him when he gets up. Jayson gets up and is limping. Christian goes for a chop block but Jayson finds the energy to jump at the last second and Christian goes sliding through the bottom rope and almost smacks his head on the steel steps. He slides back in the ring and gets clotheslined down a few times then gets Irish whipped and reverses a back body drop and goes for an Unprettier but gets pushed into the ropes and gets rolled up.1..2...Christian rolls over and grabs the rope.1...2...3!!! Christian rolls out of the ring and Jayson is in the ring looking pissed. Backstage, Jeff Hardy and Edge are preparing for their match. Edge has Aggression playing on the TV in there. “Jeff…do you find this odd?” Stacy was on the screen, talking on her cell phone. “No, she was talking to you. How would that be odd?” Edge grabbed his cell phone and went to the recent calls. “That’s why.” Jeff looked at him and shrugged. “Who knows, don’t worry about it though. We got a match to win.” Edge wraps up his wrist with tape and shuts the TV off. “I guess you’re right, let’s go kick some ass!” Jeff laughs and nods his head. The camera fades off as they continue to prepare. Kurt Angle vs. Val Venis Val comes out first, then Kurt followed by Tatyana. Kurt gets in the ring with Val and the bell rings. Kurt winks at Tat and then charges at Val. He starts pounding him with right hands repeatedly. Val falls to the mat, but hits Kurt with a chop block to the back of his knee. Kurt falls down and Val flips on Kurt’s back and tries to actually mat wrestle him. JR: I don’t know what Val Venis is thinking, trying to wrestle Kurt Angle. Kurt easily reverses and grabs Val by the ankle. He latches in the ankle lock in the center of the ring. Tatyana watches eagerly on the outside of the ring. Val has no choice and taps out. The bell rings and Kurt has won the match. Val rolls out of the ring with the help of the referee. Kurt gets out and grins at Tatyana. She grimaces and then makes her way to the back. Angle yells at her to wait and chases after her and we go to a commercial break. Coming back, Shawn Michaels is in Lilian Garcia’s office. “You have nothing to worry about Shawn. I’ve given Rock the night off. It will be a one on one match between you and Kane. No interferences, just straight up wrestling.” Shawn smiles to himself and looks at her. “Thanks Lilian, nice to know our GM has a good head on her shoulders.” Shawn leaves and Lilian just rolls her eyes and gets back to some paperwork on her desk. The ring is set up for That’s So Maven. His music hits and Maven makes his way to the ring. He has on a power orange tux with a top hat and a cane. He gets in the ring and grabs a microphone. King: Here we go JR… “Hullo ahll ayund wehlcuhm tew yet anutha uhdushun uv Thayut’s Suh Mayvuhn!!!” The crowd actually cheers a little bit for him. JR: Looks like he’s growing on them. King: Isn’t on me! He’s like a virus. “Whah thayunk yew ahll! Tuhnaht mah guests ahr nun udder thayun Mohneek ayund Joole!” King: Oh yeah JR! PUPPIES! Monique Orton’s music goes off and she makes her way to the ring. The crowd gets up and cheers loud for her. She gets in the ring as Jewel’s music hits. Jewel comes down and actually gets some cheers. Jewel grabs the microphone out of Maven’s hands. “Don’t bother; your voice is annoying us already.” She smiles and the crowd laughs with her. “I just want to make something clear to all of you. Whatever has happened in the past with me, I want you all to forget about it. That isn’t me anymore. This is me, the new and improved Jewel and well, things are going to look a lot brighter for me when I beat Monique for the title. You see-“ Just then, Monique cuts her off with a microphone of her own. “Wait, wait, you think you’re going to beat me?” Monique begins to laugh. “I can’t wait to see you try. Jewel, you are nothing. I’ve beaten you once and I’ll do it again.” JR: Oh, some strong words there by Monique. King: Oh baby! I can’t wait!! Think Lilian would make it a lingerie match? JR: Would you shut up? “That maybe so, Monique, but the Jewel you beat isn’t the Jewel that I am today. I’m stronger than what you think. But I’m not sure I want to tell you everything. I want you to underestimate me, that way; I can beat you with ease. You won’t even know what hit you!” Monique starts laughing again. “Okay, you just keep telling yourself that. You know what; I have better things to be doing than to be out here with some uni-brow freak and a skank. I’ll be ending this show early. Thanks for having me, Maven. And Jewel, see you at the pay-per-view.” Monique winks and drops the microphone. Jewel’s face gets flushed with anger. She drops her microphone and runs at Monique, tackling her to the mat. Monique gets in a couple slaps before Jewel flips her over and starts to slam her head repeatedly at the mat. King: Think I should go down there and help out?? JR: No, I don’t, sit still. Jewel is really putting a hurting on Monique. King: Maybe she’ll let me kiss it and make it all better. JR: You’re disgusting. Jewel gets Monique down and starts laying elbows into Monique’s leg over and over. Maven attempts to pull her off, but Jewel simply pushes him back. She starts to stomp on Monique’s leg repeatedly. Tatyana runs down the ramp and into the ring. She yanks Jewel off of Monique. Jewel rolls out of the ring and backs up the ramp. Tatyana leans over the ropes, yelling at her. She helps Monique up and we go to a commercial break. Elimination Match: Jeff Hardy and Edge vs. Version 1 and RVD "You think you know me!" Edge's music goes off and the crowd goes nuts. He runs into the ring and stands on the ropes and taunts the crowd who goes crazy as he taunts them. He stops as Jeff Hardy's music booms through the arena and the crowd gives him a standing ovation .He taunts a bit on the top of the stage then runs in the ring and taunts some more. "OHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Version 1's music plays and RVD's pyro goes off as the trio comes out from the backstage area and gets a lot of boos. They run into the ring and Jeff and Edge start stomping on them but the numbers game starts catching up on them as RVD starts with the kicks. He knocks down Edge and throws Jeff out of the ring. Matt and Shannon get on the apron and Jeff goes up to the top rope and walks across the ropes and dropkicks Matt off the apron. The crowd goes nuts and Matt rolls around in pain. Jeff walks around to the other side and gets Shannon in a powerbomb position but catapults him back into the steel step. RVD grabs Jeff by the hair and pulls him into the ring. Edge superkicks RVD and goes for the pin.1...2...Kickout by RVD.RVD gets up and gets clotheslined back down by Jeff. Jeff goes to the apron and tells Edge to tag him in. Edge gives him the tag and RVD kicks Jeff in the jaw and springboards off the top turnbuckle for a split legged moonsault.1...2...Edge gets in the ring and Matt grabs his foot from the outside. ...3! Jeff Hardy has been eliminated. RVD tags in Matt Hardy who taunts the crowd as soon as he gets tagged in and Edge spears the hell out of him and knocks RVD and Shannon off the apron.1...2...3!! Matt Hardy has been eliminated. Shannon Moore gets in the ring and Edge fakes at him and he tags RVD in real fast and jumps off the apron. RVD charges at Edge and gets side stepped shoulder first into the steel pole. Edge hits a Reverse DDT and pins.1...2…Shannon runs in and goes to break it up but stomps on RVD. Edge snap suplexes him onto RVD and hits a leg drop on both of them. They roll out of the ring and start talking strategy. Edge jumps over the top rope and they catch him and throw him onto the announce table. Shannon throws Edge into the ring and RVD goes to the top rope for the 5 Star Frog Splash but the lights go out. The lights turn red and a black Hellfire logo is in front of the tron. RVD runs out of the ring and is starting to get counted out. A loud bang is heard and a pyro goes off and catches the logo on fire and Hellfire comes out from the crowd and starts beating the hell out of RVD. RVD has been eliminated. The lights come back on and Hellfire throws RVD off the stage. The crowd goes nuts and a Hellfire chant is started. He grabs a microphone and says, "See you at Summer Fest BITCH!" Shannon goes for a Twist of Fate but it’s countered by Edge who whips him off the ropes and spears him.1...2...3! Kane vs. Shawn Michaels IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL King: WHAT?! WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN’?! JR: Well bah Gawd King! I thought Lilian Garcia gave him the night off! The Rock appears on the top of the ramp, cocks his eyebrow, and makes his way over to the announce table. He pulls on a set of headphones and joins JR and King. Rock: Hey guys, what’s going on? King: Great to have you Rock! I thought you had the night off? Rock: Yes, but I am The Rock, and The Rock doesn’t obliged to anyone. JR: How nice of you to join us. Scoping out your competition I assume? Rock: Competition? What competition? The Rock doesn’t have any competition. Oh! Oh! Shawn!!! Shawn Michaels comes out and dances to the ring. Kane’s fire explodes and he climbs into the ring as well. The referee rings the bell and the match begins. JR: Rock, what is your motivation for joining us tonight? Rock: The Rock needs motivation? The Rock can do whatever the hell he pleases, without answering to anybody. King: I apologize for him Rock. JR just doesn’t realize greatness when he sees it. JR: No, I realize it. All three of you are great athletes and will put on one helluva match for us at Summer Fest. Now, could we concentrate on what’s going on in the ring? Kane has HBK backed up in the turnbuckle and is smashing him with clubbing blows. Rock: Uh, why would you want to do that when The Rock is sitting right here? King: JR just doesn’t know what kind of opportunity this is. JR: No, I just would like to do my job and call the match! Shawn is getting this turned around and business is about to pick up! Rock: Not without me it isn’t! And with that, Rock gets up and heads to the ring. He picks up a steel chair and slides in. First he hits Shawn in the head, knocking him out of the ring. He goes to hit Kane, but Kane sees him coming and wraps a hand around his throat. Rock drops the chair and Kane choke slams him directly on to it. JR: OH MAH GAWD!!! CHOKE SLAM FROM HELL ON THE STEEL CHAIR!! Rock writhes around on the mat, grasping at his back. Kane stands in the middle of the ring, laughing evilly as the logo sweeps across the screen and JR’s voice echoes. JR: WE’LL SEE YOU AT SUMMER FEST! |