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“Welcome everyone to the second annual XWE Awards,” boomed the loud voice throughout the Universal Amphitheater.

“Please welcome your host for the evening,…seriously? Uh…your host, Maven.”

The former show host for Unleashed steps out on the stage dressed in a lavender suit. He has a goofy grin plastered on his face. “Thayunk yew! Thayunk yew,” he says, speaking into the microphone.”…thayut’s nawt gewd…” He steps away from the microphone and starts running, but soon gets tackled by some security guards, who haul him away.
Now given the correct script, the announcer speaks again. “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your hosts for tonight: Michael Cole and Tazz!”

The two announcers walk out on the stage dressed in nice tuxedos. The camera pans the audience, landing on Jessica Hardy and Kevin. The camera moves up a few rows where Monique and Randy Orton are sitting. On the front row is the McMahon family. Vince is on the end, followed by Linda, Stephanie, Shane’s wife Marissa, Shane, Stacy and then Edge. Nikki and Shannon Moore are sitting in the center section, two rows back from Jess. The people stop clapping as Cole and Tazz start the show.

“2005 has been an explosive year for XWE. We’ve had new champs, new GM’s, more surprises, and none of that is going to slow down in the New Year.” Cole takes a step back so Tazz can talk.

“For once, he’s right. 2005 has been a year to remember. So, please, welcome a great man and even better wrestler. Presenting XWE’s Breakthrough Male of the Year award, Dolphynn!”

Dolphynn walks out on stage holding an envelope and the XWE Trophy. He gets to the microphone and waits for the crowd to quiet. “Thank you all for giving me the opportunity for hosting one of the awards here tonight! Now, talking from experience... It is definitely hard to make it to the higher ranks of stardom when you start out fresh on either Unleashed or Aggression. No doubt about it. But there a few well known exceptions throughout both of the male rosters. Those selected few that bring impacts to the shows, and literally, taking it to the Xtreme! Now, the nominees for XWE Breakthrough Male of the Year Are: Tyrell, Kano Makato, Nelly and Jayson Anderson.” A small video package for each superstar plays across the huge screen in the back. Dolphynn begins to undo the envelope as the last video ends. “Now, it gives me great honor to present this award to this ONE individual. So without further ado, I'd like to call up Jayson Anderson!” The camera zooms out and swipes over the crowd and finds Jayson and Torrie. Jayson grins and stand up after receiving a kiss from Torrie. He walks down the aisle and up the stares. He crosses the stage and accepts the award from Dolphynn. He looks at the trophy and then looks out into the crowd. “Oh wow! First off I would like to say XWE kicks ass! I really didn’t think that I would be able to make it where I am today. I mean, I’m pretty young and my goal in life wasn’t to be a wrestler. But I tried it and I have always liked it and here I stand today. To all my fans I would like to thank you all from the bottom of my heart because my job wouldn’t be as fun if I didn’t have so much support. I'd like to thank my sister Jessica Hardy because she is the one that made this all possible for me. I'd also like to thank my girlfriend Torrie Wilson for being with me throughout my short career and to everyone I will be here next year and may be considered a veteran and presenting this award to the next breakthrough male.”

As Jayson exits the stage, the camera moves over to another side where Tazz and Cole are standing. “Our next presenter has had more ups and downs this year than a rollercoaster,” cracks Tazz. “Please welcome the lovely Stacy McMahon.” Stacy walks out holding an envelope and an award. She smiles and stands in front of the microphone. “Tazz is right. This has been one hell of a year for me. But among all the XWE new divas, one has been the breakthrough diva of the year. When I sit backstage in my locker room, I see so much talent in these new divas. I know that in a few years there could be some new Monique’s or Jessica’s or Jewel’s…God help that woman.” Stacy pauses as the crowd bursts into laughter. Stacy grins and continues. “Who knows, maybe there is a young Stacy in that group. Tonight with these awards for breakthrough, and rookie and most likely to succeed, it’s like a passing of the torch. With that being said, the nominees for XWE Breakthrough Diva of the Year are: Claire Marie Hughes, Ciara, Tynesha Knowles, Nikki, Alexis Valentine and Teairra Marie.” Stacy waits for the video to end on the big screen behind her and then slides a finger in the envelope to open it. She pulls out the card and with a grin, reads the winner. “The 2005 XWE Breakthrough Diva of the Year, Alexis Valentine!” Stacy hands her the award, along with a friendly hug. Alexis bounces up to the microphone excitedly. “I’d first like to thank everyone for their support. I want to thank Stephanie McMahon for giving me my contract and Shelton for telling me about XWE. Even though I still hate you Shelton, I think you’re awesome. Thank you Monique and Kano, you guys rock! ROCK ON!” Alexis throws up the devil horned rock fingers and walks off the stage as Tazz and Cole reappear.

“She’s a lively one,” comments Tazz. Michael Cole rolls his eyes and takes over. “Please welcome one of, if not THE, bitchiest diva ever in XWE History: Monique Orton!” Cole and Tazz fade back and Monique comes across the stage carrying the envelope and trophy. She approaches the microphone and waits for the applause to silence. “Bravo management. Have me give out an award I should have been nominated for. Moving right along, the competition for this award wasn’t the best nor was it good. But what can I say or do? The nominees for Aggression’s Veteran Diva of the year are: Chun Li, the female Bruce Lee. Jessica Hardy, the one who think she’s the diva of all divas. Lita, why’s she here again? And last and I’d say least, Stacy McMahon, the diva who got to the top, by being on top. And the winner is. . . . Messica Hardy!” Jessica rises from her seat in the audience and gets a kiss from Kevin. She walks on to the stage and takes Monique’s spot. “Thanks Ho…Oh, sorry, I mean Mo.” Jessica smiles again and faces the crowd. “Oh...Wow...I didn’t expect this award seeing how now that I have "changed" I get kind of booed. Well, I don’t have a speech prepared but I’m gonna give it a try. First off, I would like to thank all my true and loyal fans who stuck by me from the beginning until now. I'd also like to thank my friends who were with me through it all and I'd like to thank my best friend Monique Orton. Last but not least I would like to thank all the men...and women whose asses I kicked in 2005.” Jessica pulls out a piece of paper. “Here are some random names of the asses I kicked: Tynesha Knowles, Nikki, Lita, Chun Li, Matt Hardy, Claire Hughes, Trish, Christy and well, if I keep going, I'll name the rest of the roster.” She gives a slight smirk and turns the paper over. “This list is for the following people to kind of warn you that you are on Jessica's List for 06: Alexis, Stacy, Jeff, Batista, Jewel and last but not least Tristan. Um well thanks for the award and have fun in 2006!” Jessica smiles and starts to exit the stage. Monique gets in front of her and sticks her foot out, causing Jessica to trip a little. Jessica stumbles forward and looks back at Monique before continuing to the back.

Jeff Hardy enthusiastically arrives on the stage, a white envelope jutting out from his pocket and a golden trophy gleaming in the pools of lights. A serious look
carved into his expression, but then Jeff pursues to his spot in front of the podium and sets the trophy down on it. "This has been one of XWE's craziest years but we all have to
love the drama! This next category graces some of Aggression's most dedicated veteran males with the hopes of receiving an award for their hard work! This award is of course
XWE's Aggression's Veteran Male of the Year!," announces Jeff Hardy as he pauses for a quick breath, "Try to say that ten times fast," he then jokes. "The nominees in the category are: John Cena, Randy Orton, Dolphynn, and Triple H! Damn, this is going to be a close one all these veterans really worked hard this year," trails off Jeff. He then he retrieves the envelope from his pocket and quickly opens it, "And your winner is........TRIPLE H!" announces Jeff Hardy. The cameras pan around the crowd; finally they find Triple H arising from his plush seating in the rear of the room. His expression merely emotionless as a few wrestlers pat Triple H on the back as he walks past. His usually unkempt hair now combed back into a simple pony-tail and his garb merely matching everyone else's the usual tuxedo. His face now clean cut just
for this event. He soon appears on the staging and accepts the award from Jeff Hardy. Gazing at his reflection within the surface of the trophy as he then surveys the crowd.
"This trophy signifies my hard work...my sweat, my blood, and my pain. There's no correct wording that could describe how much this trophy means to me. It reflects that
no matter what my fans are still rooting me. And of course without my family supporting me, including my XWE family and my real family, there wouldn't be a Triple H," he states, the microphone allowing his demanding voice to echo within every corner of the room. Triple H then leaves the staging, cloaking the fact that tears were building up in his eyes. Jeff Hardy trails off stage and discovers his seat.

The light fixtures above seem to running their beams along the staging area as Tyrell saunters towards the podium. Garbed in a simple black tuxedo, a sparkle in his eye
signals his confidence yet nervousness still lingers within him. Adjusting the microphone out of nervousness as he sets the white envelope on the podium that is plotted in front of him. A large trophy rests on the pine surface, where the award title is neatly engraved into a silver plaque.

"First of all, I would like to thank the Xtreme Wrestling Entertainment for signing me, this business has definitely opened up many doors for a rookie like me," pausing for a brief moment, licking his lips and then continuing his speech, "But this award isn't about me, I'm here to present the award for XWE's Unleashed Veteran of the Year! And the nominees for this category are....The Rock, Jeff Hardy, and Hellfire!" the names retreat from his mouth in slight slurs yet the crowd can still comprehend what Tyrell was stating.
"And the winner of this coveted trophy is....." Tyrell anxiously rips open the white envelope as his eyes avert away from the audience and focus on the parchment.
Straining with the scribbled penmanship that was written out on the piece of paper. Nodding his head, grumbling to himself and then raising his head towards the crowd.
"Hellfire!" enthusiastically bellows Tyrell as the cameras then scan through the crowds.
Finally, resting upon the robust Hellfire who is dressed in the proper attire for an event like this. Arising from his aisle seat as a fellow wrestlers and divas bid their
'Great Jobs' and such towards Hellfire. Nodding in thanks to them, then quickly scaling the stairs up towards the staging. Advancing near Tyrell, gratefully accepting the trophy and then raising it up into the air. "I would like to thank everybody that voted for me. For those that didn't…then who's the one holding the trophy? Yes that's me, your favorite XWE superstar. This trophy is the newest trophy in my trophy case. Now I'll let you people get on with the show because this show isn't about me, although it should be. Thank you all for voting for me. Oh yeah and be sure to tune into Unleashed because you never know who's ass I’ll be kicking next!" Bidding a few more thank yous and before departing off the stage he embraces Tyrell and the two walk off stage and return to their designated seats.

Tazz and Cole walk, well dance actually, back to the front of the stage. Tazz spins around with his arms up and Cole runs to the microphone. “HA! I beat you!” Quickly, so that the sentence sounds like one word, he says, “Please welcome Alexis Valentine presenting XWE Unleashed Veterans Diva of the Year.” He finishes just as Tazz runs at him and Alexis walks on the stage. “Let me first start off by saying I am so excited about this award! It’s such an honor to get to stand up here with the Veteran Diva! So let’s just skip who’s up for nomination and go straight to the winner!” She excitedly opens the envelope and starts to jump up and down. “Oh my gosh! The winner is Monique Orton!!!” Monique gets up from the crowd and climbs the steps up to the stage. She accepts the trophy and stands in front of the microphone. “Two times in a row! Too bad I didn’t have the pleasure of beating out all of the divas again. But then again, someone else needs to shine. Oh wow, let me start off by thanking my husband, Randy. I don’t think I’d be such a bitch if it wasn’t for him sleeping around. To all my fans who voted me in, thanks. Also, to the Aggression divas. Watch out, Mo’s there to stay which mean you won’t have a change winning that award next year.”

Cole approaches the vacated microphone. “Now we come to the presentation for the XWE Aggression Rookie Diva of the Year Award.” He steps back, allowing Tazz to take over. “And to present that award, all the way from the Unleashed injured list, Jewel!”
Jewel walks out on stage looking as glamorous as ever. She gracefully strides over to the podium and says, “Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I am so glad to be here… this is the first XWE awards ceremony I have attended, and I love it so far. As you all know, I have been out of action as of late with a serious injury that I sustained whilst competing against a rookie… she knows who she is. Now, it’s not that I don’t like rookie divas, it’s just I don’t like them when they think they can do whatever they want. And what a coincidence, I’m out here to present the award for the XWE Aggression Rookie Diva of the Year. Now, clearly this award will be presented to a diva that has shown outstanding talent, a connection with their audiences, a true desperation to achieve more and more every week and showing a great deal of gratitude to the company of Xtreme Wrestling Entertainment, which I honestly doubt a diva in their first year of contract can achieve. However I have to present the award, so without delaying the show any longer, the nominees for XWE Aggression’s Rookie Diva of the Year award are: Claire Hughes, Ciara, Tynesha, and Alexis Valentine.” A small video clip plays after announcing each diva showing the in-ring and out of ring achievements that these rookies have made in their first year in the XWE. Jewel gets handed the envelope with the winner’s name written confidentially within the envelope’s seal. Jewel opens the envelope, obtains the single sheet of paper from inside, and reads the name inscribed, “And the winner of the 2006 XWE Aggression Rookie Diva of the Year award is… Alexis Valentine.” Alexis jumps up from seat and practically runs to the stage. She takes the award from Jewel and calms herself for her speech. “Once again, I wan tot thank all of you for sticking with me and being there. Ciara should have won this because she was my very first friend when I came to Aggression and pushed me to stick it out and keep going even when times got tough, so Ciara, this really belongs to you. Thanks again everyone!” She smiles and happily walks off the stage followed by Jewel.

Michael Cole comes out, without Tazz. “It seems I’ve lost my partner. Oh damn, whatever will I do with myself? I know, present the next presenter, Edge!” Michael backs off the stage and Edge comes out dressed in his tuxedo, award and envelope in hand. “Being on Unleashed, it’s nice to be able to turn on the TV and see something new. The rookies so to speak are very impressive, not only on Unleashed but on Aggression as well. There are many guys who want to make it in the business, but very few actually make it. And even fewer succeed. This year, three guys from Aggression have done just that. They are: Brimstone, Kano Makato, and Blade.” He steps back while the video packages play. After they finish up, he breaks the seal on the envelope and walks back to the microphone. “And the winner for the 2005 XWE Aggression Rookie Male of the Year is….Brimstone!” Brimstone gets up from his seat in the fifth row and walks up to accept his award. He holds the trophy above his head and leans into the microphone. “All I got to say is, thanks to everyone who has supported me through everything I’ve gone through. I appreciate it! And I promise 2006 will be an even more explosive year for myself.” And with that, he and Edge exit the stage.

Tazz plots himself in front of the podium, a grin tugging at his lips. "I'm surprised someone hasn't been knocked out over these awards yet," jokes Tazz as he
studies the crowd. "The next award will be XWE's Unleashed Rookie of the Year which will be presented by the human torch, Kano Makato! In the words of Ric Flair, WOOOO!" shouts out Tazz, departing as the crowd commences with a series of applause.
Kano Makato then excitedly sprints up on stage with eagerness reflecting in his eyes. Jumping around the staging as if he was performing a ring entrance for one of his matches he settles down, noticing a few veterans in the front row raising a brow and/or sneering at his behavior. Snatching an envelope and a trophy from one of the crewmen. Kano then calmly stands in front of the podium. "How’s everyone's night going?" he inquires and the response from the crowd limited but that hadn't inflict Kano with any embarrassment. "You know when I was younger my mother used to say that wrestling was pointless and while I have the chance I like to say 'Hey Mom! This pointless wrestling is paying for that damn mustang and that house you wanted on Mother's Day!" states Kano who becomes hyped up once again. "But, I'm here to present this award for all the hard working male rookies! And the nominees in this category are...Tyrell, Jayson Anderson, and Justyn!" announces Kano as he then anxiously tears open the envelope like a rabid animal, "And your winner is.....Jayson Anderson!" declares Kano as the cameras search through the crowd.
Jayson Anderson is then zoomed in by as he embraces Torrie Wilson. Shaking hands with a few fellow wrestlers near by, then finally escaping from the crowd and then being able to walk down the middle aisle. Kano is back on the stage, egging Jayson Anderson on to hurry up and get himself up on the stage. Passing through a pool of lighting, Jayson promptly dressed in a tuxedo. Jayson then approaches Kano Makato as he extends his arm out for a handshake but instead Kana Makato embraces him. Jayson Anderson recoils away from Kano and then takes his trophy which he studies for awhile.
"What can I say? If I thanked everyone who deserves to be thanked I think I might be keeping you all up all night I guess I can sincerely thank my sister, Jessica Hardy. She's been there for me since I was a kid and without her I would've never even considered entering the business. And then there is my lovely girlfriend, Torrie Wilson. At the moment she's my everything and she of course is my number one fan. Without her I would lose that momentum and extra edge that I display in my matches. Once again thank you and all of you guys will be seeing this rookie of the year making it big in this
company," with that Jayson Anderson disappears off stage, the applauses from all corners of the room ringing in his ears. Kano Makato then leaves the stage, only to be seated beside Alexis Valentine.

Tazz and Michael Cole walk back out to the stage to announce our next presenter. “She’s been named already Aggression’s Veteran Diva, please welcome, Jessica Hardy!” Jessica walks across to the microphone, award and envelope in hand. "Hello ladies and gentlemen I hope you are having a good night tonight...NOT. Joking, Joking. Tonight I am here to present the award for XWE Unleashed Rookie Diva of the Year. For those who don’t know a rookie diva is a diva that has actually been kicking ass in XWE. The following divas are nominated for XWE Unleashed Rookie Diva of the Year.
”Taylor Moore," Jessica stops for a moment, contemplating the nominee. “Hitting TaTyana with a chair isn’t getting you this award honey try next year....Nikki.” Again, she stops. "Last time I checked Nikki got her ass whipped by me. Sitting backstage with men isn’t getting you this award...And sorry to say but Austin didn’t decide the winners...Try next year…TaTyana Casey." Jessica takes a deep breath. “No comment…..Teairra Mari and Sarah Electra.” Jessica stops one last time. "Um what exactly did she do? Letting Haas hit it ain’t getting this award. Honey you got to at least walk down and touch the ring. Well I damn sure know it better be between Teairra Mari and TaTyana Casey because those are the only names I will announce.” A bell goes off. "I damn well know that someone did not pull that bell telling me to get off the stage ‘cause I’m taking to long, I got Sneakers and pants in the back we can get it on and I got a Gu- ...I mean a pack of gum under this dress...And the winner is TATYANA CASEY!” TaTyana makes her way to the stage, smiling at a few fans. “Rookie? Haven’t I proved myself enough? I should be with the veterans.” She looks down at the award and sighs. “Only time will tell. I’m going to do something different and start out by thanking my sister. You basically gave me the drive I needed to move on. I know I always said I wanted to be out your shadow. But truth of the mater is I look up to you. I’m not going to start here and get all teary eyed, but this one is for you.” She nods and smiles again, holding her award high.

Kimora Lee Simmons, owner and creator of Baby Phat, wearing

**THIS** walks onto the stage and right to the microphone. “Ladies and gentleman, it’s been a great honor being backstage at shows, trying to find my next Baby Phat model. Sorry I didn’t make it public, nor let the females know I was there. But hey. What can I say? It’s better to catch them how they are and not how they want to be. I’m now proud to introduce Baby Phat’s newest model, The One and Only, Monique Orton. Or, as she likes to be called, That Damn Bitch!” Monique begins to make her way on stage, strutting her ‘stuff’, wearing **THIS**

“It was a hard decision on my behalf. I didn’t think there would be so many beautiful divas in a wrestling company. But I guess I was wrong.” Monique starts to take off her chinchilla, letting it hit the floor, while striking a pose for pictures

Monique Pic

“But it all came down to two divas with kick ass attitudes if you know what I mean. With that said and done, once again, here’s the newest Baby Phat Model, Monique Orton!” Monique begins to giggle as she makes her way off stage. She makes one last stop to show off her as-sets

Monique Pic

Kimora walks up to Monique as they both style and profile their way off stage.

TaTyana and Jessica leave the stage and coming the opposite direction is Tazz and Cole. They announce the next presenters, Nelly and Justice Williams. Nelly comes with the envelope and Justice with the award. Justice says, “Yo Nelly I don’t know about you but my favorite team is definitely the sexy Tynesha and Ashley.” Nelly shakes his head and says, “Umm no, I think this award should go to Edge and Jeff. These people know how to kick ass and take names like myself and Justice here. But what makes these individuals unique is that they have talent. Their own special kind of talent, so here are the nominees: Tynesha and Ashley, Brimstone and Kevin, Kano and Eddie Guerrero, and Jeff Hardy and Edge.” Nelly lets Justice announce the winner. “Aright, let’s just see who actually wins this award. Y’all put your hands together for your award winners….Edge and Jeff Hardy!” The camera pans the audience and finds them both. Jeff gets up and calmly walks to the stage. Edge rises after receiving a kiss on the cheek from Stacy and then appears on stage. Jeff practically snatches the award from Justice’s hands beats Edge to the microphone. “Well, well, well, I would like to thank all of my fans.....I also give Edge some credit on this award because he helped somewhat but, I don’t give him too much credit because he held me back while I was on Unleashed,” Jeff pauses and looks at Edge. "Anything you’d like to add….buddy?” He smirks and walks away. Edge clears his throat and addresses the audience. “Thank you everyone. Even though I won’t have an award to remind me of this, I will always have the memory. I’m glad Jeff and I could entertain you all with our matches.” Edge flashes a smile before heading off stage.

Michael Cole then makes his way up onto the stage, a pair of sunglasses resting over his eyes. Craning his neck so he could speak into the microphone, "I need to get my sunglasses on because my girl is going to be presenting this next word and Ciara got the fire like Oh! And her fire might be too bright for my eyes. Ciara get your goodies out onto this stage so we can be consoled on who won 'XWE’s Most Shocking' Moment'," announces Michael Cole as he dusts his pants off out of the norm.
Ciara then elegantly arrives out on the staging as she gracefully maker her way over towards the podium. Her complexion sheer and flawless. Within her left hand an infamous white envelope and the other a golden trophy glimmering in the pools of lighting. "I think this year has been the XWE's finest for rookies and the veterans. I'm here to proudly announce the winner of XWE's Most Shocking Moment!" starts off Ciara, her expression calm and composed as she reads off the nominees that are scribbled on a piece of parchment. "And you're nominees are...when my girl Jessica divorces everyone's beloved psycho, Jeff, When Stacy and Randy get themselves caught, tsk, tsk, The Slut, Nikki is having Jeff's baby, or That Damn Bitch, Monique arrives on Aggression," improvises Ciara, she then slits the top of the envelope with a single fingernail. "And you're winner is....," Ciara pauses for a moment, her face resorting to a state of shock, "Y-y-ou're winner is Nikki is having Jeff's baby...." trails off Ciara as the cameras pan around the room.
Nikki arises from her seat, embracing Shannon Moore who is seated close by her. Jeff Hardy from across the room sharing the feeling of shock with Ciara as Nikki struts down the aisle. Her slim physique embraced tightly with an ebonite spaghetti strapped dress. Scaling up the steps as she approaches the still shocked, Ciara. Her hair cascading down to her shoulders, streaks of obsidian linger within her hair. Accepting the trophy and smiling at Ciara. The two shake hands as Nikki turns to the crowd.
"Anyone want to join me with a quick slut chant?" inquires Nikki following a chuckle as she slowly walks to the other side of the stage. "What is there too really thank here? I mean I really did receive this award for being a slut. I ruined a relationship and blew up like a damn blimp…why be a rewarded? My mum is really going to be proud of this one, but thanks for voting for me, I thought I had zero support....." Nikki suddenly concludes her speech as she then departs from the staging. Ciara follows and the two find their seats as the next gets ready to be presented.

The hosts come back on stage as Ciara and Nikki walk off. Tazz seems to be enjoying his view a little too much. Cole snaps him out of it and they go to announce the next presenter. “He is the current World Heavyweight Champion and is the People’s Champ. Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting Biggest XWE Feud, The Rock!” Cole and Tazz walk back off the stage as The Rock comes across from behind the curtains. In one hand is both the awards and the envelope. His other hand is raised at some of his fans in the back. “In this industry and in this company, there will always be people who don’t like others. A good feud is always one with a deep hatred for the opponent. It tells a story of emotions. You all as viewers and as fans judge how well we perform for you. If you don’t like how sometime is playing out, you make sure your voices are heard. All the nominees for this award have gained your approval. So, for Best XWE Feud, the nominees are: Kurt Angle vs. Chuck Palumbo vs. Johnny Nitro, Jessica Hardy vs. Nikki, Jewel and Summer vs. Tristin and Candice, Rock vs. Hellfire, and Jayson Anderson vs. Shawn Michaels.” A video for each feud plays, showing various moments in matches and backstage actions. He breaks the seal and pulls out the card with the winner’s name on it. His face looks puzzled and he looks to the side trying to find somebody. He shakes his hand and raises his eyebrow, which gets a scream from a girl in the audience. “The winner for Best feud is myself vs. Hellfire.” The camera goes off to find him. He rises up from his seat and makes hi way up to the stage. He accepts one of the awards and heads to the microphone. “I wasn’t expecting to win this, but uh, thanks to my fans who voted. I’m sorry I couldn’t bring the Heavyweight title around my waist, but I guaran-damn-tee that sometime soon I will get what is rightfully mine.” He starts to exit the stage as Rock approaches the microphone for the last time. “I’m actually really shocked I got this. Thanks for voting me. A big thank you to Lilian Garcia for making the final match possible. Sorry about what happened,” he says with a grin. He walks off the stage to “Rocky” chants.

Tazz makes his way up on the stage, his balding head gleaming from the overhead lighting fixtures. "The next award to be presented is the Kick Ass Couples of the XWE!! And just to clash together the most unlikely people...will Jeff Hardy and Nikki report here, front and center," demands Tazz as he departs off of the stage and returns to his seat in the front row. By opposite sides of the stage, Jeff Hardy arrives in on the left, carrying two trophies and Nikki advances in from the right with a white envelope in hand. The two look at each other and distant away from each other. Jeff and Nikki both seem quite uncomfortable being together .Jeff then flashes an uneasy smile towards the crowd, as Tazz yells something out towards the two. Nikki closes the gap as she studies the crowd. Jeff then setting the trophies on the podium as he cranes over to talk into the microphone, “Well this is awkward," he vaguely states as Nikki eyes him uneasily.
"Well, this award is for the beloved Kick Ass Couples of the XWE," announces Nikki, her tone coming in strong and confident. "As, you can see, Nikki and I aren't a couple nor we ever were a couple," gesticulates Jeff Hardy, as he begins to ease up.
"And the nominees are...." trails off Nikki, hoping Jeff would jump in and commence on stating a few of the nominees. "Tyrell and Tynesha, Jayson Anderson and Torrie Wilson....." announces Jeff. "Stacy and Edge, Randy and Monique Orton....." responds back Nikki as if the two were playing a simple child's game.
"And finally...Dolphynn and Chun Li, and Johnny Nitro and TaTyana Casey!" concludes Jeff Hardy. Nikki then fumbles with the envelope, passing it to Jeff Hardy as she bends over to speak into the microphone, "And you're winners are.....Jeff take it away," states Nikki. "Those damn Ortons!" bellows Jeff Hardy. The cameras pan through the crowds until it finds the couple of Randy and Monique standing up, Randy kisses Monique briefly and then leads her by the hand into the main aisle. A few whistles and catcalls are head from the crowd. Randy escorts his wife up the stairs as the two then arrive hand in hand near the podium. Monique grabs the award while Randy takes the microphone “Let me start off by saying this award is truly a honor. I mean, this all comes down to how flex able Monique is. You guys have no idea how far her leg can. . .” Monique steps in and pushes Randy to the back. “Honey, this is kick ass couple ‘in the ring’. Why would they be talking about. . .? Anyways, thanks for the award guys and gals. Who better to vote then us?" They begin to share a passionate, messy, kiss with flashes of tongue as everyone look on “Yeah bitches, this right here is all mine. So stop going after him, trying to make your career. It will only end in pain and pure, utter embarrassment for you.” Monique smiles and the two walk off the stage, Monique with a tight grip on his hand.

Randy and Monique finally exit the stage, leaving it empty for half a second until Tazz and Cole return. “Our next presenter used to be the GM of Unleashed…until she hit Rock bottom.” Cole shakes his head at Tazz’s horrible joke. “Real nice,” he says shortly. “Presenting Favorite XWE Commentators, Lilian Garcia.” The blonde songbird comes out and looks at the hosts who have yet to leave. “Can I uh…help you?” Cole shakes his head as Tazz speaks up. “We’ll just wait here for our award. No need to waste energy,” he says, smiling. “Right…” Lilian nods her head and goes to the front of the stage. “This award has been voted on by our fans watching at home. Without our commentators, I’d have to say the show is fairly boring. The nominees are: Good Ol’ JR, Jim Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler, Michael Cole and Tazz, Ciara and Joey Styles.” Lilian breaks the seal on the envelope with a manicured finger and takes out the small card. “And the winner is Aggression’s Ciara and Joey Styles!” Joey Styles is the first to accept the award and approach the center. “Wow! First off we would like to thank every XWE Aggression superstar for making this happen because without you what would we be able to stay on the job.” He grins and let’s Ciara take her turn. “Second, we would like to thank all the XWE fans for coming to the shows and for watching us on TV every week because without you we wouldn’t be able to make it this far. We are really happy to receive this award because when we are on the job we say what we feel and we are ourselves and this award is saying you like our personality. Once again thank you all for this award.” They both smile at the crowd before them and then head of the stage.

Michael Cole plots himself on stage, smirking at the crowd as he adjusts the jacket to his tuxedo. "The next category is for 'Best XWE Side-Show' and the presenter for this category is...Blade..," he then coughs and Tazz shouts out another reminder, "Whoops, I mean Zachary!" Micheal Cole then shrugs off the mistake and then departs from the staging to sit beside Tazz. Zachary eagerly makes his way onto the stage. His hair combed back, yet his outfit a pair of torn, faded jeans and a tan dress shirt is adorned onto him. The outfit not fitting for the event, yet that doesn't seem to bother Zachary at all. Retrieving a white envelope from one of the pockets in his shirt as he carelessly sets a trophy down onto the surface of the podium. "It's been a great night; all the lady wrestlers are looking lovely this evening. There's not much for me to say besides being honored to be able to present an award. Anyhow, the category is 'Best XWE Side-Show and the nominees are...That’s So Maven and Ciara's Goodies!" announces Zachary as he picks up the envelope and carefully opens it up. Removing the piece of parchment, with a smug look carved into his face, "And your winner is....That's-....Ciara's Goodies! Ciara bring your goodies up onto this stage," states Zachary in a teasing tone of voice.
Ciara walks up to the stage, smiling at her fans. She accepts her award and steps towards the microphone. “Wow thank you all for voting for my show. I'm glad you all liked the show and enjoyed it a lot. Also I would like to announce that I spoke to Stephanie McMahon backstage and she said if I won the award for the show Ciara’s Goodies that I would be able to bring it back to XWE Aggression and that is what I will be doing. The Year of 2006 will be full of goodies and I will ensure that with my show Ciara’s Goodies. Thank you all for voting and liking the show and thanks to all the superstars who took there time to make it a good show.”

Tazz struts out to the microphone, grinning like a Cheshire cat. “Everyone, please help me welcome Kevin O’Reilly!” Kevin jumps on the stage and walks over to the center, award and envelope in hand. “Right now I will be presenting an award, Most Shocking Turning Point in XWE 2005. Sure there was a lot of shocking events, but nothing more shocking than me and my wife Tristin O'Reilly getting divorced. The fans didn't see it coming. It was unexpected, that damn little tramp was sleeping around the XWE locker room behind my back while she was on Unleashed. One thing I don't understand though is how come that isn't the most shocking turning point. I mean my wife and I turned on each other. Our relationship ended. One thing is for certain though; if it was nominated then it would definitely win. Anyways, the nominees are: Trish Stratus turns on Christy Hemme, Jeff Hardy turns on Edge, Stacy McMahon turns on Edge and Charlie Haas, and Kano turns on Eddie Guerrero.” A small video plays, showing each part where the superstar has evidently turned on their friends and partners. Kevin opens up the envelope and looks at the paper. “And the winner is…Stacy McMahon turns on Edge and Charlie Haas!” The camera finds her in the front row. She looks nervously at Edge who gives her a smile. Next to her, Shane pats her on the knee. Stacy gets up and walks to the stage. She takes the award unwillingly and looks out into the crowd. “I’m not so sure I should be happy to get this. I really regret doing what I did, to Adam that is. Charlie, you’re a nice guy, but I don’t apologize for kicking you. I’m lucky to have a family that has forgiven me and accepted my mistakes. I am glad that I could entertain all of you, but if you’re looking for another wedding disaster, try Nikki.” Stacy smiles as the crowd laughs and then heads off the stage.

Slipping his sunglasses off as Tazz surveys the crowd that is now quieted down and watching Tazz, "It's been a long night and boy has it been getting hot in here with all the lovely XWE divas winning awards. The next award is 'Rookie Most Likely to Succeed' and it will be presented by Triple H!" bellows Tazz, who quickly departs from the stage. Triple H scales the steps from the right, a white envelope in his pants pocket and within his right fist the trophy lingers. Approaching the podium, he sets the trophy down and carelessly slips the white envelope in the trophy's base. Triple H then adjusts the microphone, "This envelope is concealed with the future top-string performer of Xtreme Wrestling Entertainment. We allowed the fans to choose the future of this business and hopefully they kept a careful eye on this year's rookie. Unleashed and Aggression has been blessed with eager rookies. And the nominees are...Justyn, Teairra Mari, Justice Williams, Sarah Elektra, Ryan Altwood, Malcolm, and Kasha!" announces Triple H as he blindly gropes for the white envelope. Clenching it in his hand and then opening it allowing shreds of it to flutter onto the stage. Studying the parchment for a few moments, he attempts to create a considerable amount of suspense. ”And you’re winner is……..one of Unleashed’s newest additions to their roster….Teairra Mari!!” announces Triple H, concluding the announcement with a grin. The cameras search through the crowd until it rests upon Teairra Mari embracing her mentor and close friend, Jessica Hardy. Teairra then gracefully makes her way into the aisle. Taking her time to reach the staging and finally merging onto the wood flooring stage from the right. She takes the award from Triple H and stands at the microphone. “Wow isn’t it funny how I just came into XWE and I get awards? I’m a Superstar! Well let me be serious for a moment. First and for most I would like to thank Jessica Hardy for putting me out there and giving me the big push that I got in order to receive this award. I'd also like to thank the fans for liking me for who I am and believing in me. I'd also like to say to those who didn’t want me to win this award that I will live up to it and show everyone that I will succeed in XWE. And this little title right here is just a step in the road for me because soon I will capture way more then this. Thank you all.” She nods her head and smiles as a couple flashes from cameras go off before exiting the stage.

Tazz rubs his hands back and forth, eyeing Monique. “Orton’s a lucky man! Anyways, please welcome a champion and the presenter of XWE Laugh of the Year, Hellfire!” Hellfire struts out on the stage, holding the trophy and envelope. “I’ve already said what I needed to say so let’s just cut to the chase and name the nominees. Kurt Angle dances for TaTyana Casey; Jewel challenges Jessica Hardy, Stacy McMahon “Stacy slept with my husband also,” Nelly getting knocked out in front of his son, TaTyana and Jessica’s invisible moment.” Hellfire pops his knuckles. “This is going to be a good one,” he says as he undoes the seal on the envelope. “And the winner for XWE Laugh of the Year is…Stacy McMahon “Stacy slept with my husband also!” In the audience, Stacy has her head down with her fingers massaging her temples. Edge places his hand on her back and she gets up. Biting her lower lip, she climbs the steps to the stage and grudgingly takes the award. Running a hand through her hair, she sighs deeply. “Well, to everything there is a positive. And the positive to this is that I made you all laugh. That’s what this about, each and every one of you. Because without you fans, there would be no XWE. So thank you, all of you,” Stacy smiles. She glances down at the trophy and then walks off the stage, followed shortly by Hellfire.

Michael Cole and Tazz return to the stage, Michael Cole taking the microphone first. “This year XWE has gone through many changes. Not only did we have one general manager on each show but there were many.” Tazz shakes his head and picks up after him. “This award will show based on the fans who you truly liked as the general manager. The award is not separate, it’s based on overall performance as GM and only one person will receive this award.” Michael takes another turn. “Here to present the general manager of the year award is none other then a GM herself, Stephanie McMahon!” Stephanie walks up the steps to the stage. Stephanie McMahon smiles and walks over to the microphone. “Well, as you all know I would have won this award but I wanted to give everyone else a chance at it to be fair. I have been watching and I believe that the GMs were great. A lot of things I didn’t expect like GMs going to jail, sluts as GMs...Oh no offense Summer and Austin.” Stephanie looks up and smiles. “Well the nominees for general manager of the year are: Lilian Garcia, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Eric Bischoff, Triple H, Batista, Maria, and Sable.” Stephanie places a red manicured finger tip into the slit of the envelope and cuts it open. “And the winner of the General Manager of the Year award goes to....MARIA!” The lights zoom onto Maria as her name is announced. Maria doesn’t notice, Maria continues to sit there playing with her hair and singing, "I bet you want the goodies. Bet you thought about it!" Stephanie McMahon yells again, "MARIA!" Maria jumps from her chair and walks up the stairs. Stephanie McMahon hands her the award. Maria takes the award and begins heading to her chair. "Maria...aren’t you going to give a speech?" "Oh," Maria says as she slaps herself in the head. “I don't really know how I won the general manager of the year award if Stephanie McMahon called and told me to be the GM. I don't think this award belongs to me. Sable gets up from her chair and gets on stage. “I will be glad to accept this award for you Maria.” Maria’s eyes widen and she says, “No that’s okay it says my name Maria M-A-R-I-A that’s me! Plus it’s really shiny and I can see my reflection in it,” she says as she begins pointing her finger at it. "Well thanks everyone who voted for me for general manager of the year but next time know what you’re doing because I wasn’t GM but ill still take it!" Sable, Stephanie and Maria all walk off the stage together, Sable looked put off.

Michael clears his throat and says, “Well the next award is an award you all have been waiting for. It’s one of the biggest XWE awards, it’s about talent, beauty, and skill.” Tazz steps forward, taking Cole’s spot. “This next award is being presented by…okay seriously? That’s disgusting.” Tazz quietly says something to Cole. “Okay well, sorry for whoever is the winner of this award, here’s your presenter, The Boogeyman!” I’m the Boogeyman and I'm comin’ to getcha! The Boogeyman begins coming from the back of the room crawling on the floor as smoke fills the Theater up. The Boogeyman smiles and keeps crawling and the crowd begins to put their feet up. The Boogeyman gets to his feet and walks up the stairs shifting his head from left to right as spit drips from his mouth. The Boogeyman gets to the microphone and looks at the crowd. "I'm the Boogeyman! And I’m comin’ to getchya!” The XWE crowd continues to look on awaiting the award to be presented "I'm comin’ to getcha!" the Boogeyman says again. Michael timidly reaches up for the microphone. “Well on behalf of the Boogeyman who didn’t make it past first Grade I’m going read the nominees for the Queen of XWE award. And they are: Jessica Hardy, Monique Orton, Stacy McMahon, Chun Li, Jewel, Tynesha, and TaTyana Casey.” Michael Cole goes to read when the Boogeyman puts a worm on his face "Ah deh wina eh," the Boogeyman says as he opens the envelope..." Ahen...Maniq Ahten," The Boogeyman says as he leans his head to the side and looks at Monique Orton. The crowd begins to cheer and Monique Orton gets from her chair and walks up onto the stage. The Boogeyman is handed the award and Monique Orton walks up to the Boogeyman and reaches out for the award. "Mine," Boogeyman says. Monique gets a puzzled look on her face and then puts her hands on the award and the Boogeyman tugs at it. "Mine," the Boogeyman says Monique Orton snatches the award from the Boogeyman and walks to the microphone. “This is truly a shock. So many others were nominated and you picked me? This is beyond amazing. I know I can be a bitch at times…wait, let me rephrase that. I know I can be That Damn Bitch at times, but to see my work finally pay off is great. I really thought this award was going to Stacy. I mean, come on. She’s the boss’s daughter. Jessica Hardy, I know we aren’t on the best terms at the moment, but you’re still a kick ass bitch. You fans pin pointed me out of a great batch of divas. So I’m going to accept this award on behalf of all the divas out there. We put the ‘Kick Ass’ back in Kick Ass Diva! Let’s make 06 one hell of a year for XWE’s KICK ASS DIVAS!” Monique starts to walk off but hesitantly walks back to the microphone. “Let’s remember one thing Divas, Mrs. Orton is The Queen of XWE. Y’all just my back up!” Monique blows a kiss at the crowns and makes her way offstage.

As Monique Orton walks off the stage after receiving the award Michael Cole begins to wipe his face off. “Glad that one is over with, not that I don't like divas but I’m not a big fan of worms. Well the next XWE award is not much different from the other.” Tazz starts to shake his head no. “Well I disagree its quite different because instead of Queen its King and a male will receive this award. The next award shows who the dominant male has been throughout both Unleashed and Aggression throughout the year. Here to present the next award are the one and the only...Moolah and Mae Young?” Tazz says in a weird way. Moolah begins walking out dressed in a long dress. Mae young walks behind Moolah in a shorter dress that reaches up to her thighs. Mae Young waves to the crowd and begins lifting up her dress but Moolah pulls her along. Moolah takes the microphone first. “Vince McMahon has given me the honor of presenting this award to the King of XWE. Mae will you do the honors of presenting the award?” “Well you know Moolah, I had been watching XWE on TV the other day and I said I would love to have me one of them young boys on there so tonight whoever the king of XWE is I'm going to give them a nice slice of pie I’ve been saving...” Moolah cuts her off. “Mae go ahead with the nominees!” “And the nominees are: Randy Orton, Edge, Hellfire, John Cena, The Rock, Tyrell, Kano Makato, Jayson Anderson and Jeff Hardy.” Moolah smiles and says, “And the winner is The Rock!” The camera finds him and he stands up. He walks up the stairs to receive the award. Mae Young jumps on him and begins to kiss him. Rock slightly pushes her away, but Mae keeps going at it. She jumps on him again, knocking him down on the floor. She starts planting kisses all over him, getting really angry, nasty yells from some crazy lunatic girl in the back audience who more than likely is from Oklahoma. Moolah gets her off him and hands him the King of XWE award to him. Moolah drags Mae off the stage, leaving Rock to stand up and straighten his tie. He clears his throat and looks down at the award. “Wow. Just…wow! This is incredible. And no, I am not talking about Mae Young. Thank you all for voting for me. You have no idea how much of an honor it is to be considered XWE’s King. Out of all the great talent we have on both shows, you all chose me. Thank you, really, thank you.” He lightly kisses the award and holds it high above his head as he exits the stage.

Michael Cole and Tazz return to their spots on stage for the last time. “What a wonderful night it has been. Mae young and Moolah, Boogeyman and so much more. The last award will determine which show the XWE fans like the most.” Tazz takes a step forward. “Here to present the last award of the night, ladies and gentlemen: Mr. McMahon.” Mr. McMahon begins to get up from his chair and the XWE superstars stand up and clap. Mr. McMahon walks up the stairs and then to the microphone. “Thank you ladies and gentlemen. First off I would like to say XWE has become a huge success and when I say huge I mean huge. XWE has been through a lot and has so many great memories. Many of the XWE superstars have been here for so long and have made it so far in there careers. Sorry I got a little off track here but they stuck me with one speech for the night.
XWE Unleashed and XWE Aggression. Those are the two huge shows in XWE. Last year if I remember correctly, XWE Aggression took the award for best show of the year. If I remember my daughter said these exact words, "Keep up the good work and we will win it again next year!" And my, my, my did she keep her promise. Ladies and gentlemen the winner of the best show goes to XWE AGGRESSION! The fans begin to cheer as blue balloons fall from the ceiling. "I will accept this award on behalf of XWE Aggression and I will say let the best show win next year! Ladies and gentlemen XWE Unleashed and XWE Aggression both had two performers ready to perform based on who won the best show award and as you can see XWE Aggression has won. Ladies and gentlemen thanks for joining us here tonight and here to end the show with an amazing performance is the one the Only C-I-A-R-A! CIAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAA!”

CIARA AWARD SHOW PERFORMANCE