"Welcome to the first ever XWE Raw! As you may or may not know, I'm the GM around here. The one and only Eric Bischoff." He begins to smile as the camera gets closer to him. "Some of you may remember me from my WCW days. But this isn't WCW and I'm not the same man. You see, Vince McMahon hired me for a reason. And that reason is to take this show to a higher level. And if you guys in the back dont like it then take your ass over to SmackDown with Heyman. With all that said, lets get this show started. Hit my damn music and movie"
Raw's theme music plays as well as the movie flashing all the superstars.
In the back we see Randy Orton on the phone talking to his wife, Hey Monique, how are you. Yeah, that?s good. Hey, just a quick call. I?m just ringing you to tell you that I'll be going out with the boys tonight, so I?ll be home late. Yeah, I won?t be out too long.? Nidia walks past Randy's locker room with a big smile on her face. She then walks up to him. Hey could you zip up the rest of my outfit? I can't do it because of..." She then looks down at her chest. "Well you know" Randy places his phone down as he trys to help Nidia with her zipper. He begins to tug and pull on it. Realizing that it wont go up, he begins to apply more preasure to it. He pulls the zip up harder and eventually the top just gives way revealing Nidia's chest to Randy. Nidia covers herself up and walks out of the locker room with an innocent look on her face. Randy just smiles as he picks up the phone. "Sorry about that babe. I had to help someone with something. Hello?" Randy realizes that Monique has hung up. "Dammit!"
In the Ring, Shawn Michaels is standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone. He says, "Now Destroyer, I know that you're backstage probably thinking why I am calling you out her. Well I have something to ask???? Batista?s music starts and he comes out and stands in the entrance way with a microphone. He says, ?Don?t you ever shut your mouth Shawn. Just because you?re the one and only HBK, it doesn?t mean that you can go around parading your voice, this is about to stop, I?m coming down there right now and I?m going to kick you?re ass.? Batista runs to the ring and starts to punch on with HBK, then Eric Bischoff's music hits and they both stop fighting. Bischoff says, ?Well if you don?t mind me, this is my show and I make the matches. So if you want a match, you got a match. It will be The Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels versus Batista in the main event tonight.?
Backstage,Matt Hardy is walking to the ring, Nidia walks up to Matt and says, ?Hey sexy, good luck in your match. I?ll be watching.? She blows him a kiss and then walks away laughing.
Matt Hardy VS Randy Orton
Matt Hardy?s music hits and he walks out and down the entrance while some of the crowd clap and scream and some boo. He runs into the ring and signals V1. Randy Orton?s music starts and he walks out with a huge smile on his face. He walks down to the ring very casually and jumps into the ring. The referee signals the bell and the match starts. They walk around in circles for a while and then eventually lock shoulders. Matt gets the edge on Randy and pushes him to the ground. Randy?s smile fades and he gets a more serious look on his face. He gets back up and locks shoulders again. Matt gets the edge on Randy again. Matt throws Randy to the mat and yells out, "V1".Randy runs at Matt and spears him into the turnbuckle. He then gets onto the second rope and starts punching Matt?s head. The crowd chants, "1, 2, 3, 4". Randy only gets to five punches when Matt lifts him up and powerbomb?s him.Matt picks Randy up and tries to do a twist of fate, but it backfires and Randy flips Matt over backwards.Randy kicks Matt while he?s down whilst yelling, ?You think your good Matt, but you?re not, you?ll be nothing compared to the legend killer. Then Randy does a camel clutch on Matt and Matt wants to tap. The ref picks up Matt?s hand and it falls down, he picks it up again and it falls once again. The ref picks Matt?s hand up and Matt keeps it up. Matt fights to get up but Randy holds the clutch on. Matt finally stops fighting the submission move and he taps out. After Randy lets Matt go, he gets up on the ropes and lets the crowd know who he is. Suddenly Nidia?s music hits and she runs down to the ring and looks Randy in the eyes. She then hugs him in celebration and asks for a microphone. She says, ?Next week will be a competition for the hottest guy on Raw. The public will be judging the competition. They can log onto the XWE website and vote from there. There will be seven entrants in the competition. They are: Randy Orton, Matt Hardy, Garrison Cade, Jeff Hardy, Test, Shawn Michaels and Eugene. Not only will the winner get a sum of money awarded by the XWE, but he will also get the managerial services of none other than me. Good luck boys.?
Lita VS Victoria
?I?m the woman to mess with?. Victoria?s music starts and she comes out and dances her way down to the ring. Lita?s music starts and the crowd scream and cheer. She runs down to the ring and doesn?t want to waste any time. She slaps Victoria with her right hand and then again with her left. Victoria looks surprised. She comes back at Lita with an irish whip into the turnbuckle and then she runs at Lita. Lita puts her foot up and kicks Victoria in the head. She gets to the top rope and dropkicks Victoria. Lita picks Victoria up and DDT?s her. Lita covers Victoria, 1.2... Victoria kicked out.Lita gets to the top rope and jumps onto Victoria?s shoulders and hurracanranna?s Victoria. Lita tells Victoria to get up. Victoria gets up and gives three or four punches to Lita. Victoria runs to the rope and comes back and bulldog?s Lita. Victoria stands right next to Lita and shakes herself from head to toe. She gets right up and does a moonsault pin on Lita. 1.2? Lita kicks out just before the referee slams his hand down for three. Victoria lifts Lita up and suplex?s her. Victoria gets back to her feet and lifts Lita again and tries to do a suplex, but Lita counters it and does a suplex on Victoria. She gets to the top rope and does a Lita moonsault pin, 1.2.3. ?And your winner, LITA?. Lita celebrates in the ring when an unexpected person comes down to the ring. Test?s music starts and he runs to the ring. He congratulates Lita and then kisses her on the cheek.
J.R: King, there seems to be a lot of love in the arena tonight, why do you think that is.
King: I wouldn?t have a clue J.R, but I wouldn?t mind to be in Test?s shoes at the moment.
Goldberg VS Destroyer
Destroyer comes to the ring holding a microphone. He says, ?I am issuing a challenge to any three raw superstars to compete against me next week in a fatal four way battle royal for the U.S championship. I have talked with Mr Bicshoff about it and he agrees that I need to be the one that people call the United States Champ?.? Goldberg walks out on stage, ?We?re supposed to have a match, so shut your trap and let?s start. Oh and by the way, I?ll be delighted to take up your offer?. The bell rings once Goldberg has made his way into the ring. Destroyer goes straight to work on Goldberg, with punches to his head and knees to the stomach. Goldberg gets to his feet and Destroyer runs at Goldberg with a short-arm clothesline. He gets Goldberg up and does a Demolisher. Destroyer pins Goldberg, 1.2.3. ?And your winner, Destroyer?.
J.R: That was probably the shortest match I have ever witnessed in my entire commentary life. Well, Destroyer expresses that he will take on anyone that walks in his way.
King: I think that Goldberg will come back firing next week. He won?t be a very happy person. But we still don?t know who the two other superstars are. And I?ll say it now, my pick for the U.S title winner will be Goldberg.
Back in the GM's office,Eric Bischoff is sitting in his office talking on the phone, ???. Yes Mr McMahon, I know that the U.S title match is very early in the year but I want to have someone on my show that is a true champion and I believe that the person for that is Destroyer....... Yes, alright Vince, it?s your show, ok, but do you agree that Destroyer is a good competitor for the title?? Good, I?ll schedule the match for next week then, goodnight Vince.?
Undertaker VS Jeff Hardy
?Introducing to the ring, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 215lbs, Jeff Hardy.? Jeff Hardy?s music starts, the females in the crowd scream and hold up signs saying, ?I LOVE JEFF HARDY?. Undertaker?s music hits and the so real atmosphere sends chills up people?s spines. He walks down the entrance ramp led by Paul Bearer. Both superstars are in the ring now and the bell rings. Jeff looks nervous in the corner, but that doesn?t stop him from having a go. He runs at Taker and jumps into Taker?s arms. Taker throws Jeff back into the corner. Jeff gets up and runs at Taker again. Jeff goes through Taker?s legs, gets up on the top rope and grabs a hold of Taker?s neck. He swings around and slams Taker down with swinging DDT. Jeff is so desperate to win; he gets up onto the top rope again and does a Swanton bomb, but Taker sits up. Taker picks up Jeff and walks him over to the turnbuckle. Taker walks up the ropes holding Jeff?s arm. He walks across the top rope and then jumps off and smashes Jeff?s shoulder. Jeff falls to the ground once more. Jeff gets himself up and clotheslines Taker. Taker is on the ground, Jeff lifts Takers legs up and he jumps and drops his own legs onto the groin of the Undertaker. Taker squirms for a few seconds on the mat, buying Jeff some time, and then he sits up. Jeff runs at the turnbuckle with Taker following him. Jeff jumps up onto the turnbuckle and does a whisper in the wind. Taker gets knocked down but he sits back up again. Jeff is tired and hurt and he falls to the ground in pain. Taker gets himself up and lifts his arm signalling a choke slam. The crowd screams, Matt Hardy is in the ring, he turns Taker towards him and does a Twist of Fate. Matt pulls Jeff over to Taker and lays his arm over, 1.2.3. Jeff Hardy wins the match. Matt grabs a microphone and says, ?Jeff and I have had our differences in the past but I can forgive him for that, you are now witnessing the rebirth of the Hardy Boyz.?
Eric Bischoff is talking to the Coach, ?Why did that have to happen. Why did the Hardy Boyz have to get back together. That is the main reason why I put Jeff in a match with Taker, so Taker could beat the living hell out of him, but all of my plans don?t work.? Undertaker walks into Bischoff?s office, ?Did you see what happened out there. I want my revenge. I will get my revenge.? Bischoff, ?You know what Taker, I won?t give you your revenge against Matt and Jeff Hardy, but you can have it in the fatal four-way next week for the U.S title. How does that sound.? The Undertaker walks out of Eric Bischoff?s office smiling.
Meanwhile, Matt Hardy has brought Jeff to his locker-room and Jeff realises that he is in the arms of his brother, ?Thanks Matt, I really do appreciate this.?Matt, ?Don?t worry Jeff, I?m your brother I?ll always protect you. Even in unfriendly battles with four men and one title.? Jeff, ?What are you talking about Matt, do you mean that you are entering the U.S title match next week.? Matt, ?That?s exactly what I mean. I?m going to beat the Undertaker to his grave.?
Shawn Michaels VS Batista
?The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from San Antonio, Texas, he is the Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels??.. And his opponent, from Washington D.C, Batista.? Shawn Michaels strips down to his wrestling attire while Batista gets really frustrated. Batista runs at Shawn while Shawn is unzipping his pants, and clotheslines him. Batista stands over Shawn and says, ?You think you?re good still Shawn, huh?. Shawn flips up and punches Batista all the way to the turnbuckle. He keeps punching Batista, but then Batista lifts Shawn up and Spine busters him right to the mat. Batista gets down to the mat and performs a surf board submission move. HBK swings his arms around and counters the submission move and then elbows Batista in the gut. Batista falls to the ground, Shawn walks to the opposite turnbuckle and stomps his leg a few times. He runs at Batista hoping to connect the Sweet Chin Music, but Batista ducks and suplex?s Shawn. Batista lifts Shawn up; Shawn swings his arms up and breaks the hold of Batista. He chops Batista a couple of times and then connects with a Manhattan Drop. Batista is jumping around in agony. Shawn doesn?t waste a second. He gets the Sweet Chin Music in and covers Batista. The ref counts, 1.2... Destroyer has come down to the ring and kicked Shawn. Destroyer does a Demolisher on Shawn. The ref signals the bell, and he calls the match a no contest. Destroyer tells everyone in the crowd and at home that Batista and himself with join to make the ultimate faction in the XWE. J.R: Well folks, that?s it for tonight, we have had many exciting things happen here, including next weeks hottest raw guy contest and next weeks fatal four-way match for the U.S title. We hope you have enjoyed the night and we sure will be back next Friday night for the second XWE raw, so tune in.
Batista and Destroyer are in the ring raising each others arms, as raw goes off air.