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| The Xwe Aggression logo is shown and the show begins to kick off as the Cameras spin around the ring viewing the Thousands of fans. " You Know We Can't have One Of nothing! So We Had to double Up! Dipset! Reeeeeemixxxx! We Fly High, No Lie You know this! BALLIIN! Foreign rides outside its like show Biz! Ladies! We Stay Fly, No Lie and you know this! Hips and thighs oh my Stay Focused!" The Camera zooms around the Arena as the Xwe Aggression remix begins playing throughout the arena. " BALLIN!" Is heard as the theme continues playing. All the fans sing along to the song throwing there hands to the right side dancing to the theme we fly high. Joey Styles: Welcome everybody back to another episode of XWE Aggression! ---------------------------------------------- The camera then goes somewhere backstage where somewhat of a campfire has been made in someone's locker room. The camera zooms out and shows a small voodoo doll that looks like Rob Van Dam. It is being tossed up and down. Finally, the camera shows the man holding it, Damien Thorn. He gazes at the fire while tossing the voodoo doll up and down. He then starts to dangle it above the flames and slowly brings it closer. Closer, and closer, until he stops and then throws it over his back. Damien Thorn: No....I'll take you out the hard way. Damien then rages out of his room. As he opens the door and leaves, and officer looks inside and sees the flames. He quickly then grabs a fire extinguisher and puts it out. Joey Styles: What the hell? A voodoo doll? Ciara: Man, I'm starting to get tired of all these freaks around XWE! ---------------------------------------------- Rob Van Dam vs. Damien Thorn "One of A Kind" Rob Van Dam's theme then hits the speakers. The crowd then cheers as RVD enters on stage. He then begins to walk down the ramp, high fiving some fans along the way. Layla El: The following is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Battle Creek, Michigan, at the weight of 235 pounds, ROB VAN DAM! As Layla announces his name, he points his thumbs to him. He then rolls into the ring and then hops in the middle of the ring. He then points to himself again as the crowd chants "ROB VAN DAM!" He then circles around the ring until "Deadly Game" Damien Thorn's theme plays and the crowd starts to boo. Damien then enters on stage looking angrily around the arena. He then sets his eyes on RVD and begins to walk down the ramp. Layla El: And his opponent, weighing in at 416 pounds, from Death Valley, "THE OMEN" DAMIEN THORN! Damien then climbs onto the apron, but RVD comes running and hits a baseball slide, making Damien slip off the apron. Damien then falls back and hits his face on the apron and then falls to the floor. Joey Styles: RVD is wasting little time here! Ciara: But it won't make any difference! The match hasn't even started yet. Damien then slowly starts to get to his feet. RVD then jumps over the top rope for a high crossbody. But Damien catches him and then rams his back into the steel post. Damien then rolls him into the ring and then climbs in himself. Damien then gets over him and begins to choke RVD. The referee then begins to count and Damien lets go on four. Damien then gets to his feet and then bends over the wrap his hands around RVD's neck. He then pulls him up with ease and then lifts him in the air, chocking him. RVD kicks out his legs to try to get out, but it's to no avail. RVD then finally nails a kick to the head and Damien loses his grip. RVD falls back to the mat on his feet and then goes for several kicks to Damien's legs. Damien finally falls to one knee as RVD bounces off the ropes. RVD goes for an enziguri, but Damien holds onto his foot. He then grabs RVD's other foot and then twirls him around for a big spin, sending RVD over to the other side of the ring and falling out from beneath the second rope. Damien then screams to the crowd and the crowd responds with boos. Joey Styles: Wow! Just look at that strength! Damien then peeks through the second rope down at RVD, and RVD comes from nowhere and pulls Damien's head down with a rope guillotine. Damien then falls to the mat and RVD hops onto the apron. He then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He then points to himself again and then hops off for the 5 Star Frog Splash. But Damien rolls out of the way and then gets to his feet. RVD then rolls around in pain and then sits upright, holding his chest. Damien then runs up and stomps in his face, forcing him to fall back down. He then goes for the cover. 1...2...KICKOUT! Joey Styles: That was a pretty close count! I thought we would be able to finally see a win from Damien! Damien gets annoyed and then gets up in the referee's face, arguing with the call. Meanwhile, the crowd begins to cheer for some reason. Ciara: What a minute, is that--- The camera then goes to the stage and shows that Ander Andrews is standing there with a microphone and his arms folded over his chest. He is wearing his 'Evil Ander' shirt. He looks with amazement at the match. Joey Styles: It is! It's Ander Andrews! What is he doing here? Damien then stops arguing with the referee and then picks up RVD. He then gets him ready for the Tombstone. Ander then holds the mic up to his mouth. Ander Andrews: Andrrreewwsss gonnnaaaa killl yooouu! He then lets go of RVD and points at Ander to tell him to get away. RVD lands on his feet and then goes for a jacknife pin. Ander repeats himself as the referee counts. 1...2...3! Ander finally stops chanting. Ciara: He came here to screw Damien over! That bastard! Joey Styles: You just said that Damien was a freak and you were tired of him! Ciara: Well, Ander's a freak too! Don't get me started on his shirts! Layla El: And here is your winner, ROB VAN DAM! RVD then rolls out of the ring for his own safety and then regains composure in front of the announcement desk. Damien then sits up angrily and stares at Ander. Ander then starts clapping. He then brings his mic back up to his mouth. Ander Andrews: WHAT'S MY NAME?! Crowd: ANDER! ANDER! ANDER! Ander Andrews: WHO AM I GONNA KILL?! Crowd: DAMIEN! DAMIEN! Ciara: And who should shut the hell up?! Joey Styles: You? Damien then throws a fit inside the ring. He then looks over at RVD and then starts to head towards him to take out his aggression. Meanwhile, Ander is running down the ramp and then climbing onto the apron. He then screams out Damien's name to get his attention as he jumps onto the top rope. Damien turns back around and Ander hits him with a springboard 720 DDT! Joey Styles: WHOA! Call him a freak if you want, but you can't argue with that right there! Ander is one phenomenal athlete! RVD then runs up the ramp before he can get hurt. Ander then rolls out of the ring and lifts up the ring skirt and takes out a lighttube. Ander then rests it on top of Damien's neck and then picks up his mic. Ander Andrews: You know, for a big guy like you, you can't stick up for yourself! He then stomps on the lighttube, causing it to crash over Damien's neck. Damien then rolls around in pain as Ander rolls out of the ring and laughs at Damien. Joey Styles: Ander's right. For a big guy like Damien, I don't think we've seen a victory from him! Ciara: Just you wait, Joey. Just you wait and see! ---------------------------------------------- The camera then heads into Ms. Gianni's office. She is sitting behind her desk with her hands together. Gianni: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, I have made a match. A match between two people who just cannot stand each other! So I made this match in hopes that their little arguement can end. Tonight, the Xtreme Champion, Sean O'Haire will face off against Avian. And since these two love to beat each other up and pull off some attacks that could get them disqualified, let alone fired! I've made this match a Hardcore Match. However, this match will not be for the Xtreme Championship. And speaking of championships, that leads me into my next announcement. February 4th, at Insurrextion, there will be an Over The Top Rope Battle Royal for the Intercontinental Championship. Those participants include Ander Andrews, Damien Thorn, Chris Masters, Johnny Nitro, Rob Van Dam, and the last entry, I will need some time to find the right guy to take the spot. But I assure you, you will all know who the last contestant is at the Pay Per View. The door then opens and Cadence Marie and Bianca Ronaldo enter in. Gianni: Damn it, what do you want? I was just making an announcement! Cadence Marie: Whoa, you're the one who asked us to come in here. What do you want? Gianni: Well, last week you two asked for some kind of rematch against Candice Michelle and Mickie James. And I'm happy to say I've come to something. Bianca Ronaldo: Yes...? Gianni: Well, we're gonna have 'some kind of rematch'. Tonight, it will be Candice Michelle and Mickie James vs. Cadence Marie.... Bianca Ronaldo: And...? Gianni: What do you mean 'and'? Bianca Ronaldo: What do you mean what do I mean? Where's the 'and Bianca Ronaldo"?! Gianni: There is no 'and Bianca Ronaldo'! Because that's it! It's Candice Michelle and Mickie James vs. Candice Marie.... in a Handicap Match! Cadence then bolts at her, but Bianca holds her back. Cadence Marie: Damn you! You son of a--- Gianni: Bitch? Yeah, I heard you last time. Remember? Now get out of here, cuz if you didn't like that decision, I got another plan that's more simple than that one. It's simply this, don't do the match, and you're fired! And your match, is next. Enjoy. Cadence then stares at her evily as Bianca tries to pull her out of her office. Joey Styles: Oh my! We have a handicap match on our hands ladies and gentlemen! ---------------------------------------------- Commercial Break ---------------------------------------------- Cadence Marie vs. Candice Michelle & Mickie James "Hey! You're a crazy bitch, but you fuck so good I'm on top of it, when i dream, I'm doing you all night, scratches all down my back to keep me right on" Layla El: And their opponent from Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 130 pounds she is CADENCE MARIE! Cadence Marie makes her way from behind the curtain, with a very determined pissed off look on her face. She doesn't even acknowledge the fans, but they still cheer her on. Joey Styles: Wow. Cadence does not look excited for this match. She gets down to the ring, looks at the steel steps and then kicks them. As she then climbs up the apron and goes under the top rope. And then looks up the ramp pacing back and forth waiting for her opponents. "Let me show you what love is, let me show you how to move your body, let me show you how to make me crazy, too much loving never hurt nobody." Layla El: On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 260 pounds, They are the Diva Tag Team Champions MICKIE JAMES AND CANDICE MICHELLE!!! Mickie James and Candice Michelle make their way from behind the curtains whispering to eachother, while they are walking down the ramp. The fans are booing them as they make their way into the ring staring down Cadence. Joey Styles: What do you think they're saying? They then get into the ring, and as soon as they do Cadence runs at them with full force taking both down with clothslines. Mickie rolls out of the ring as the ref calls for the bell. Cadence then grabs Candice by the hair and whips her around the ring. She goes for the pin 1...Kickout. Joey Styles: Wow. Cadence is in a real hurry to get this finished! Ciara: Which is a really bad decision. She should be working them over first! Candice screams in pain as she kicks out. Cadence goes back on the offensive picking Candice up she irish whips her to the ropes, and then completes a tilt-a-whirl slam on her. Cadence once again goes for the cover 1..2...breakup by Mickie James. Mickie grabs Cadence by the hair and pulls her into their corner. As Candice makes her way to her feet very slowly. Mickie climbs to the apron and then gets tagged in by Candice. Mickie immediatly starts kicking Cadence in the midsection as Candice chokes her. The ref tells Candice to leave her alone, cause she is not in the match. She removes her hands from her neck as Mickie pulls her out of the corner for the pin 1..Kickout. She then picks Cadence up and dropkicks her back down. She looks around and then elbow drops her, and once again goes for the pin 1...Kickout. Candice looks on pissed off that Cadence hasen't been pinned yet. Joey Styles: Boy, Cadence Marie will not go without a fight! Mickie then points to Candice to climb to the top rope to complete a body splash. Just as she starts to climb to the top Cadence school boys Mickie the ref gets down for the count 1..2...Kickout. Cadence quickly gets up only to receive a top rope clothsline from Candice. The ref tells Candice to get out of the ring or they will be disqualified. Mickie then goes over to Cadence and locks in a headlock. Cadence struggles, but somehow manages to make it to the ropes to break the hold. The ref tells Mickie to break the hold, because she is now on the ropes. Mickie does so, and then pulls Cadence by the hair over to her corner, and then tags in Candice Michelle. Mickie hoists Cadence onto her shoulders and Candice then grabs Cadence's feet. Trying to complete a double team move. But somehow Cadence manages to counter it and gives Mickie a neckbreaker and Candice a hurricarana. Ciara: Whoa! Look at that! Mickie rolls out of the ring, leaving Candice and Cadence in the ring. Both diva's are trying to get to their feet using the ropes for support. Cadence is the first to her feet, as she clothslines Candice down, Mickie then climbs to the top rope, as Cadence notices and rushes towards her knocking her off the ropes causing her to hit her head off the steel steps as she is now knocked out on the outside. Ciara: Haha! Good night Mickie! Cadence then looks around and smiles and removes her bra, and then slowly pulls down her skirt reavealing her underwear. Joey Styles: OH BABY! Ciara: Grow up! Joey Styles: Come on! Don't tell me that doesn't make you wanna turn lesbian! And then she throws them to the crowd and goes over to Candice Michelle and picks her up and puts her head between her legs and then sets her up for the strip tease. She hits it and then covers her. Mickie is still knocked out on the outside as the ref counts 1..2...3...Pinfall. Layla El: And here is your winner CADENCE MARIE! Ciara: I can't believe she actually won! Bianca Ronaldo then comes running to the ring, to celebrate with Cadence Marie. She gets into the ring and gives a hug to Cadence and then raises her hand as both diva's begin to celebrate in the ring. By this time Candice is to her feet and is now holding her championship, as she then yells at Bianca and then takes her down with her title. Cadence turns around and spears Candice and the two go at it. Mickie James is getting helped up by EMT's as refs come down to try and seperate Cadence and Candice. Ms. Gianni then appears on the titantron. Ms. Gianni: You two cut it out right now. Stop this nonsense, don't make me suspend you two bitches! Candice and Cadence then stop going at it looking up at the titantron. The ref is standing between them both. Ciara: Finally! Now hopefully she can end this! Ms. Gianni: I am sick of all this fighting and people not listening to me. So at the PPV! It will be Cadence Marie and Bianca Ronaldo vs. Candice Michelle and Mickie James for the Diva's Tag Team Championship. Cadence lets out a smile, and then goes up behind Candice who is freaking out and tears off her top leaving her in her bra. As Candice runs out of the ring, up the ramp. Cadence then throws it into the audience and helps up Bianca. ---------------------------------------------- The camera then goes to Triple H who is in the hallways reading a magazine. Chris Masters then comes up to him. Chris Masters: Hunter! Wassup man. Sucks you can't lay a hand on Justice. Triple H: Ehh.. Chris Masters: 'Ehh..'? 'EHH..'?! Come on! I know you wanna just take care of him right now! You don't wanna wait till Insurrextion huh? Triple H: Ehh.. Chris Masters: Come on. It's Justice Williams. You shouldn't be afraid of him! Triple H: Really? So what if I were allowed to lay a hand on Justice? What would I do? Chris Masters: Well first, you would attack him when he would least expect it! Triple H: Yeah, uh huh. Next? Chris Masters: Just knock him out with a couple of right hooks and then spear him into the vending machine. See how he likes it. Triple H: Likin where this is going. Anything else? Chris Masters: Well, only one way to finish it off. Put him in the Master Lock! Masters then holds his hands together as if he were putting on the Master Lock. Chris Masters: Except he might break out of it, since it wouldn't have been done by the master of it, Chris Masters. Triple H: Interesting. Interesting. But the bad thing is, I can't lay a hand on Williams. Triple H then takes a long pause. Triple H: Hey! But you can! Chris Masters: Say what? Triple H: No one said you couldn't lay a hand on him! So you could do the job for me! How bout it? The main event: Justice Williams vs. Chris Masters. Chris Masters: Well..but..I--- Triple H: What's wrong? It's like you said. 'It's Justice Williams. You shouldn't be afraid of him!' Good luck buddy. Triple H then pats his back and then walks off. Masters then looks on shocked and freightened. ---------------------------------------------- Majin vs. Jayson Anderson & Carlito w/Rahkel Armani "Act A Fool" Majin's theme then plays and Majin comes out with an expression saying that he means business. He immediately walks down the ramp, not acknowledging the fans. Joey Styles: Majin means business tonight! Ciara: And he better! He asked for this match, so he better know what he's doing! Layla El: The following is a Handicap Match! Introducing first, from Vancouver, Canada, at the weight of 215 pounds, MAJIN! Majin then makes his way up the steps and then climbs into the ring. He then poses for the crowd and then sets his eyes on the stage. "I'm Bringin Sexy Back. YEAH!" Jayson Anderson's theme plays and the crowd begins to boo. Jayson Anderson and Carlito then come out on stage. Rahkel Armani then follows them out and then gets in between them. She then raises their arms into the air. Layla El: And his opponents, accompanied to the ring by Rahkel Armani, the team of JAYSON ANDERSON AND CARLITO! They then begin to walk down the ramp, laughing at Majin. Majin just looks on, ready to fight. The trio then stop at the bottom of the ramp and look up at Majin. Rahkel then stands back as Carlito and Jayson then slide into the ring. Majin then begins the fight by stomping on Jayson. Carlito gets to his feet and goes to punch Majin. But Majin ducks underneath and then knocks Carlito out with a clothesline. Carlito then rolls out of the ring as Jayson gets to his feet. Majin then pushes him to the ropes and then sends him to the other side. Jayson then bounces back and Majin hits him with a spinning crescent kick. Joey Styles: Don't worry CiCi, it looks like he knows exactly what he's doing. Majin then screams and the crowd begins to applaude him. Majin then begins to stomp on Jayson continuously as Carlito slides back into the ring. Carlito then tackles Majin at the back of his knee, and Majin falls to the mat. Carlito then picks up Majin as Jayson gets onto his feet. They then both toss him to the ropes and then hit a double flapjack. The referee then asks for one of them to leave the ring. But they don't listen to him. Instead, Jayson picks Majin up and hits an atomic drop. He keeps him on his knee as Carlito bounces off the ropes and then hits a flying forearm on Majin. Ciara: Now that's what makes a team, excellent teamwork! Jayson finally listens to the ref and steps out onto the apron. Carlito then gets in the mount position and then gives Majin several punches. The referee then asks him to stop immediately. Carlito obeys and then bends over to pick Majin up. Majin then sneaks in a small package. 1...2...KICKOUT! Joey Styles: Whoa! That was close! That would've been a pretty big upset! Jayson was just about to step into the ring to help, but when he saw that it was fine, he went back onto the apron. Carlito is frustrated that he almost got pinned. Both men get to their feet and Carlito goes for a clothesline. But Majin gets in a drop toe hold and Carlito's face bounces off the canvas. Carlito is right next to the ropes and Majin is back onto his feet. Carlito then gets onto his hands and knees as Majin runs toward him. Majin then jumps off Carlito's back onto the top rope. Carlito gets up, only to get hit by a springboard moonsault. Majin then goes for the cover. 1...2...JAYSON BREAKS THE COUNT! Joey Styles: What a move! And here's the pin...but no, Jayson breaks the 3 count! Ciara: What do you expect? He's looking out for his partner. Jayson comes into the ring and stomps on Majin to break the count. Jayson continues to stomp on Majin despite the referee's beg for him to cease. Jayson finally backs away and then heads to his corner. Carlito then gets up and then pushes Majin into his corner. Carlito then gives him a couple of kicks to the gut and then tags in Jayson. Jayson then enters and the two begin stomping at Majin until he falls to the mat. Carlito then exits the ring and Jayson picks Majin up. He then whips him into the opposite corner and then runs up and hits him with a clothesline. Majin then falls face first to the mat. Jayson rolls him over and goes for the cover. 1...2...KICKOUT! Rahkel is outside, looking annoyed with the outcome of that pinfall. Jayson then gets to his feet and then picks Majin up with him. He then drags him to his corner and then smashes Majin's head on the top turnbuckle. Jayson then tags in Carlito and Carlito heads into the ring. He and Jayson then whip Majin to the ropes. They then go for double clotheslines, but Majin ducks underneath it and then bounces off the ropes. Carlito and Jayson then turn around and Majin hits them with a double crossbody. Joey Styles: This may be an opening for Majin! Jayson then rolls out of the ring and Majin waits for Carlito to get to his feet. Jayson is then outside getting a chair from underneath the ring. He brings it into the ring, but the referee catches him. He tries to take away from him, but Jayson keeps his grip. Joey Styles: Come on, ref! Get him out of there! Carlito finally gets up and Majin sets him up for the Styles Clash. But Rahkel slides into the ring and then hits a low blow on Majin. She then rolls back out of the ring to see Carlito turn it into a roll up. Jayson finally gets out of the ring with the chair. The referee sees the pin and runs over to count. 1...2...3! Joey Styles: Ahh, and Jayson and Carlito steal one! Ciara: Steal is such a bad term for that. They simply did what it took to win. Layla El: And here are your winners, JAYSON ANDERSON & CARLITO! Carlito then quickly gets out of the ring and joins up with Rahkel, and then they're joined by Jayson later. They then make their way up the ramp, laughing at Majin. Majin is holding his groin in pain as he angrily stares on. ---------------------------------------------- Commercial Break ---------------------------------------------- The camera heads backstage after returning from a commercial break and we see Jade roaming around the hallways cautiously, looking troubled. Jade’s cell phone rings and she jumps at the sound of it. She looks down and sees that the call is from Zach Carter… Jade: ‘Hey Zach, I can’t really talk right now, I’m trying to keep out of Ms. Gianni’s sight… Are you and Jewel sorting your shit out…? There’s no way I’m even going to talk to her to tell her that nothing happened between us! She’ll have to learn the truth for herself… I know you want my help, and I know I’m somewhat involved in this situation as well, but you know that Jewel and I don’t get along… gotta go… bye!’ Jade quickly closes her phone and throws it in her hand-bag as she sees Ms. Gianni coming her way. Gianni: ‘Jade… I need a word with you!’ Jade: ‘Oh, hey Gianni, what’s happening?’ Gianni: ‘Don’t give me that attitude Jade… My office… NOW!’ Jade follows Ms. Gianni to her office and as they both walk in, the General Manager slams the door shut. Gianni: ‘Where the hell were you last week Jade? I needed you for business and you were nowhere to be seen.’ Jade: ‘What was the business? Rubbing your feet?’ Gianni: ‘Don’t be smart with me… Anyway, because you weren’t here to do what I wanted you to do, we’re now left to deal with Monique Orton and whoever she was on the phone to last week!’ Jade: ‘To be honest, I needed some time off to deal with all of the rumors going around. I needed to reassure people that my relationship with my brother-in-law is nothing but that.’ Gianni: ‘You’re the Aggression Women’s Champion Jade… I chose you because you have what it takes to be the future of this company and to rid the company of anyone who is bringing it down… like Monique Orton!’ Jade: ‘You chose me because you can’t do your own filthy work without being fired.’ Gianni: ‘And if you don’t do it for me, then you’re fired!!!’ Jade: ‘This is bullshit… I cannot believe you’re bribing me!’ Gianni: ‘Bribing??? Jade honey… I’m your boss, I tell you what to do!’ Jade: ‘So what is it that you want me to do this week?’ Gianni: ‘There’s not much we can do until we know about Monique’s mystery person!’ Jade: ‘Can I just get one thing straight…? There is no ‘WE’ about anything! I am just doing this to keep my job. I only played the video at Avenged to keep my job. I only made up those bullshit stories about defending my sister to keep my job! You’ve made me do all of this because you have a stupid little grudge against Monique Orton?’ Gianni: ‘This ‘grudge’ isn’t something small and it isn’t something that will just disappear. Now go and see what you can find out about this mystery person!’ Jade rolls her eyes and walks out of Ms. Gianni’s office, clutching her Women’s Championship belt tightly over her shoulder. ---------------------------------------------- Hardcore Match Sean O'Haire vs. Avian Layla El: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a Hardcore Match! Joey Styles: Well you heard it there, folks. 'A hardcore match!' Anything goes! Ciara: Yeah especially with the two involved! "Daylight Dies" by Killswitch Engage plays and the crowd begins to cheer. Avian then enters on stage and immediately walks down the ramp. Layla El: Introducing first, from Whispering Pines, North Carolina, weighing in a--- All of a sudden Sean O'Haire runs down the ramp and knocks Avian down. The crowd boos and Sean just looks at them angrily. Joey Styles: Oh my! It's Sean O'Haire! He doesn't waste any time! Ciara: I'm guessing he also wanted to let Avian know how it feels to be attacked from behind. He then picks Avian up and then drags him toward the steel steps. He then smashes his head on it three times. Sean then rolls Avian into the ring. Avian just lies there in pain as Sean lifts up the ring skirt and looks underneath the ring. He takes out multiple weapons, like a trash can, the trash can lid, two chairs, a table, and a ladder. He throws them all into the ring and then slides in himself. Joey Styles: That's a pretty impressive amount of weapons there! Avian had gotten up to his feet while Sean threw in the objects. Sean then kicks him in the gut. Sean then hits a hard uppercut and Avian falls onto the ropes. Sean then picks up the ladder and then sticks it in between then second and top turnbuckle. He then makes sure it's steady and then goes back to Avian. Sean then whips him toward the ladder, but instead of crashing into it like Sean planned, Avian jumps onto the ladder and uses it to hit a whisper in the wind. Joey Styles: What a move! Ciara: He couldn't get Avian with that one. Joey Styles: Like Avian said...well kinna said earlier, he is xtreme. This match is like his natural habitat! Avian then slowly gets to his feet and tries to regain composure. He then drags Sean over so that his face is beneath the ladder, which is still in the corner. Avian then grabs a hold of his legs and then falls back, causing somewhat of a teetor-totter effect, to make Sean crash into the ladder. Avian then gets up and then takes out the ladder from the corner. He then picks up and trash can and covers Sean's head with it. He then climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits a leg drop, smashing the trash can on Sean's upper body. Sean then rolls around in pain, with the trash can still on him. Avian then pulls of the trash can and then goes for the cover. 1...2...KICKOUT! Joey Styles: I can't believe Sean could kick out, let alone still breathe after that attack! Ciara: Avian can't believe it either! Avian can't believe it. But he just gets up and then rolls out of the ring. He looks underneath the ring, looking for something in particular. Meanwhile, Sean gets up and picks up the trash can lid. He then gets it stuck in between the second and top turnbuckle. He then leans over the corner with the lid, trying to hide the lid. Avian then stops his search when he sees Sean up on his feet. Ciara: What do you think he was looking for? Joey Styles: I don't know, but I know is that it won't be good for Sean! He then slides into the ring and waits for Sean to turn around. Sean then turns around and Avian comes running. Avian goes for a spear, but Sean moves out of the way and Avian goes face first into trash can lid. Ciara: OHH! But that wasn't good for Avian! Avian then rolls around the mat holding his head. When he moves his hands, he shows his forehead has just been cracked open. Avian is bleeding pretty bad. Sean then laughs and then goes for the cover. 1...2...KICKOUT! Joey Styles: My god! Both of these men are showing pure heart! Ciara: Or they both just wanna kill each other. Sean then looks up at the referee in shock and frustration. He then starts to push the referee as the referee tries to explain. Avian then tries to get up, but Sean sees him and then kicks him in the side, forcing him to fall back to the mat. Sean then picks up a chair and then folds it over Avian's neck. Sean then begins to climb to the top turnbuckle. While he is up there, he accidentally slips and falls on the turnbuckle on his crotch. Ciara: AHAHAHA! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a match! Avian then quickly takes off the chair from his neck and picks up the table. He then sets it up right in front of Sean. Avian then climbs onto the table and then punches Sean continuously. He then grabs Sean and then hits a DDT, crashing the table. Sean is motionless. Avian then slowly rolls out of the ring and looks underneath the table, continuing the search from before. Finally, he finds what he was looking for: a small drawstring bag. Ciara: That's what he was looking for? What will that do? Joey Styles: The real question is what's inside? He then slides back into the ring and opens up the bag and begins to pour what's inside all across the middle of the mat. There is then a pool of thumbtacks in the ring. He then picks up Sean and then goes for a suplex. Joey Styles: Oh my, this can't be good! But Avian does not manage to get Sean off his feet, because Sean fights back. Sean punches him on the side and then carries Avian over his head to hit a crucifix powerbomb, landing Avian in the pool of thumbtacks. Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! Ciara: OWW! Damn! This is definetely putting the Xtreme in Xtreme Wrestling Entertainment! Avian then screams in pain and then sits up. The camera then focuses on the thumbtacks that have stuck onto Avian's back. Sean then kicks him hard in the chest and Avian falls back to the mat. Sean then goes for the cover. 1...2...KICKOUT! Sean can't believe it, but the crowd jumps out of their seats. Sean looks at him, wondering how he kicked out. Sean then gets up and picks up the ladder. He then sets it up next to the ropes. Meanwhile, Avian is getting up to his feet. Sean then turns to Avian, and Avian hits a spear that's so hard, it sends him and Sean flying through the second rope. They crash outside, but Sean breaks most of Avian's fall. Avian then gets to his feet and limps his way to the apron. He lifts up the ring skirt and drags out a table. He then sees that Sean is getting up to his feet. He then drops the table and then kicks Sean in the gut. He then grabs him and hits the Wings of Wrath. Avian then gets back up and picks up the table. He then sets it up and then brings Sean to his feet. He then rolls Sean onto the table. Avian then looks around, and then looks at the ladder. Avian then slides into the ring and then quickly climbs the ladder. Ciara: What the hell does he think he's doing?! He then stands on the top rung and then jumps off with Take Flight. He lands on Sean, crashing the table in half. Both men are now lying on the ground, motionless. Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Joey Styles: OH MY! THIS IS AMAZING! The referee then climbs out of the ring and checks on both men. He then looks over to Layla then whispers something into her ear. She then walks back to her chair and picks up the microphone. Layla El: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has informed me that since neither man are not able to continue. Therefor, this match is a NO CONTEST! The crowd boos, but there's nothing they can do. "I'm Bossy!" Gianni's theme begins to play and the crowd boos even louder. Joey Styles: A no contest? Maybe Ms. Gianni can throw some light upon the matter. Gianni enters on stage with a microphone. Gianni: Alright, I'm starting to get a little tired of you two. Both of you killing each other, and for what? A title belt? Joey Styles: I guess Gianni doesn't get it that to wrestlers, gold is everything to them. Gianni: Well, this whole thing started with a Ladder Match, so it's going to END with a Ladder Match! That's right. Whenever you guys regain conciousness, you two will face off at Insurrextion for the Xtreme Championship, in a LADDER MATCH! The crowd cheers with excitement as Gianni walks to the back. Joey Styles: Oh my! A ladder match! This could be a shot for redemption for Avian! Ciara: Yeah I hope he wins too. So he can stop complaining! ---------------------------------------------- The camera then goes backstage to Jayson Anderson, Carlito, and Rahkel Armani. Jayson Anderson: Man, that was great! We showed Majin not to mess with us! Carlito: That, that was very, very cool! Jayson Anderson: And the MVP of the match, Rahkel Armani. You dirty little girl, you! Rahkel Armani: What can I say? I'm a fiesty one. Gianni: Ha! The camera then moves over to show Gianni. Gianni: Fiesty. That's funny. Anyway, Rahkel. Since you seem to be looking for a reason to get into the ring, then I'll give you one. Coming up later tonight, you will be facing Ashley Massaro. Rahkel Armani: Whoa, whoa wait! Why am I in a match? Gianni: Because you interefered in your men's little match, and now I know Majin is gonna complain to me now. Jayson Anderson: Hey, it's cool Rahkel. Me and Carlito got you. Gianni: Oh no no no! I think we've had enough helping each other already. You two are not to accompany Rahkel to the match! Understood? Jayson Anderson: What?! NO YOU CAN'T--- Carlito then stops him. Carlito: No, Jayson. It's okay. We're cool Gianni. Gianni: Good. Gianni then walks off and Jayson looks at Carlito with confusion. ---------------------------------------------- The camera then goes to Johnny Nitro in the back. The camera then zooms out to show Josh Matthews. Josh Matthews: Johnny Nitro, you have asked for this segment time, what exactly do you have to say? Johnny Nitro: Josh, what I have to say is this, what's with all these freaks here in XWE?! Damien Thorn? Some masked freak lookin like the hanibal lector! That John Anaya over on Unleashed? That guy that admitted he got raped by some dude named Bubba?! By the way, Johnny boy, no matter how screwed up you are in the head, you don't admit you got raped by a dude. That's just weird. And then the worst freak of all: Avian. That guy who's 'taken a vow of silence', but he possesses everyone else to talk for him. Why is he the worst freak of all? Because after all those times he fought against Sean O'Haire, he never seemed to do the job right. Instead of staying on top and in control, he decided to take high risk moves. Like the ones you saw in his previous match earlier on tonight. So Avian, I thought that I'd challenge you to a match next week. Because you know how a 'freak' wrestles, so let me show you how a man wrestles! Nitro then walks off as Josh stares on. ---------------------------------------------- Commercial Break ---------------------------------------------- Rahkel Armani vs. Ashley Massaro Ashley Massaro's theme plays and the crowd cheers. Ashley then enters on stage throwing up punk rock symbols. She then makes her way down the ramp, high fiving some fans along the way. Layla El: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from New York, New York, ASHLEY MASSARO! She then climbs up the steps and makes her way into the ring. She then stares at the stage with her hands on her hips. "Upgrade U" by Beyonce Ft. Jay-Z then plays and the crowd boos. Rahkel then comes out on stage, frustrated that her boys could not come with her. She then angrily stomps her way down the ramp. Joey Styles: Rahkel does not look to happy about Gianni's decision to keep Jayson and Carlito backstage. Layla El: And her opponent, weighing in at 128 pounds, from Bronx, New York, RAHKEL ARMANI! Rahkel then stops at the end of the ramp and stares at Ashley, who is ready for a match. Rahkel then slides into the ring and then gets up to quickly kicks Ashley in the gut. Rahkel then hits a DDT, and then looks to end this quick by going for a pinfall. 1...KICKOUT! Joey Styles: Looks like Rahkel wants to get this over and done with. Rahkel then gets annoyed and then steps on Ashley's hair and then pulls on her hands, stretching out her hair. The referee then begins to count and Rahkel lets go and then picks Ashley up. Rahkel then begins to punch Ashley continuously until Ashley blocks her shot and then pushes Rahkel to the mat. Ashley then gets in the mount position and begins to continuously slap Rahkel. Ashley then finally gets off her and then waits for her to get to her feet. Rahkel then gets up and then Ashley knocks her back down with a spear. Ashley then goes for the cover. 1...2...THE REFEREE IS DRAGGED OUT OF RING! Joey Styles: Whoa! Who just dragged the ref out? Is that...that's Carlito! Carlito then drags the ref out of the ring to stop the count. Ashley looks all around and is confused. Then she backs up and bumps into someone. She then turns around the see Jayson Anderson standing right in front of her. She then backs away, but then bumps into Carlito. She then tries to find a way out, but just only gets herself trapped in the corner. Ciara: Well, Gianni said they couldn't accompany her to the ring. They didn't accompany her, but they did come down here! "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AVENUE!" John Cena's theme then plays and the crowd is shocked and on their feet. Jayson and Carlito then stare at the stage with shock as Cena comes running out. Joey Styles: Oh my, and here comes someone else! And that someone is John Cena! He then slides into the ring and then beats down both Carlito and Jayson. Jayson then tries to fight back with a punch, but Cena ducks underneath it and then hits the FU. Jayson then rolls out of the ring as Carlito gets to his feet. Cena then heads for Carlito, but he bolts out of the ring. Cena then looks over to Rahkel, and she start to crawl away from him from freight. Cena then runs for her, but Jayson drags her out of the ring. The three then make their way up to the top as Cena stares on, screaming at them. Ciara: What is with Cena?! ---------------------------------------------- Camera's go backstage to show Ms. Gianni in her office on her cellphone talking to someone. Person on the phone: Hallo Frau Gianni, Seine eine Ehre, mit Ihnen telefonisch zu sprechen. Ms. Gianni: I have no idea, what you just said, but it sounds good. Person on the phone: Ich bin so glücklich schließlich, für XWE ringen zu können. Die beste Ringkampf-Industrie aus dort. Es ist ein lebenslanger Traum von Mine gewesen und ich habe schließlich den Gelegenheitdank zu Ihnen. Camera's come a little closer, and show Ms. Gianni letting out a soft smile and then a laugh. Ms. Gianni: Yes, stop it your embarrasing me, stop trying to romance me. I know I'm beautiful. Person on the phone: Schön? Ich habe nie gesagt, dass Sie schön waren. Wenn Sie mich fragen, dass ich Ihr hässliches denken. Aber sowieso werde ich Sie wirklich bald sehen. A knock is then heard on Ms. Gianni's door, as Maria walks in. Ms. Gianni: Don't you knock? I have a important call on the phone. Its a buisness deal. I am trying to bring this talented superstar to Aggression! Maria: Sorry Ms. Gianni, but someone left these flowers infront of your door. So i thought with me being your assistant in all i could help you by bringing them in. The person on the phone then hangs up, without Ms. Gianni knowing it. Maria walks over to Ms. Gianni leaving the flowers on the desk. She then reads the card outloud. Ms. Gianni (Reading the card): Zur schönsten Frau in der ganzen Welt. (To the most beautiful Woman In The World.) What the hell is that suppose to mean. But these flowers are absolutly amazing. Maria looks at Ms. Gianni, with a confused look on her face. Maria: Umm excuse me Ms. Gianni. I can translate that if you like. It says to the most beautiful woman in the world. Ms. Gianni looks at Maria surprised that she translated it... Maria: Since thats what it says it most be some kind of mistake, so i will be taking these for myself. Maria then picks up the flowers and runs of the room with them as Ms. Gianni looks at her very pissed off. Ms. Gianni: Excuse me...what do you think... The door slams behind her. Ms. Gianni then holds her phone to her ear again, but no one is there. She then chucks her phone at the wall yelling. Ms. Gianni: Ahh what the hell. Maria!!!! ---------------------------------------------- Commercial Break ---------------------------------------------- Gianni is thenn seen in her office. Her door is then burst open and she looks back at the door. Gianni: Whoa! What the hell is wrong with you? John Cena: I gave you a little hint that I wanted Jayson and Carlito in a rematch. I didn't get it. So I gave you another little hint earlier, in case you missed it. Gianni: Oh, I didn't miss it. And I think I finally hear you. You wanna rematch? Fine. Majin had his turn, now its yours. Next week, it will be Jayson Anderson and Carlito against John Cena in a handicap match! John Cena: Hey! That's fine with me lady! But now you're responsible for what happens to them next week! Cena then leaves and Gianni laughs at the thought of Cena's statement. ---------------------------------------------- Justice Williams vs. Chris Masters Chris Masters' theme then plays and the crowd boos. Chris Masters then enters on stage looking frustrated. Joey Styles: Masters doesn't look too happy about this match. But he pretty much made this happen! He then poses on stage while pyros go off. He then begins to walk down the ramp. Layla El: The following is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at 275 pounds, from Los Angeles, California, "THE MASTERPIECE" CHRIS MASTERS! Masters then climbs up the steps and then climbs into the ring. He then puts his hands on his hips and then stares at the stage. "Make It Rain" by Fat Joe ft. Lil Wayne then plays and the crowd cheers. Justice Williams then comes out along with Kristal at his side. He has his Undisputed Championship belt on his shoulder as they walk down the ramp together. Joey Styles: Well since Justice can't lay a hand on Triple H, he can use Masters as a substitute! Ciara: It's unfair! I think Justice shouldn't be able to lay a hand on anyone! Layla El: And the opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, at the weight of 229 pounds, accompanied by Kristal, he is the Undisputed Champion, JUSTICE WILLIAMS! Kristal then waits outside the ring as Justice makes his way up the steps. He then climbs into the ring and takes off his title and then holds it up into the air. The referee then takes out and hands it off outside for safe keeping. Chris Masters and Justice Williams are both in the ring staring down eachother. Kristal is on the outside looking in, watching her man Justice. They both then lock up in the center of the ring, Masters having the size advantage overpowers Justice and forces him into the corner. But Justice being faster manages to counter and knock Masters into the corner. He then slaps him across the chest and then lets him out. Justice has a big smile on his face, as he looks at Masters. Masters then runs at Justice, and Justice hits a leg trip causing Masters to hit his face off the mat. Justice rolls him up. Masters easily kicks out. Justice then grabs Masters by the hair and throws him into the ropes, he then hits a spinbuster and once again covers him 1..2..Kickout. Ciara: Who woulda thought that Williams would be dominant in this match? Joey Styles: That's why he's the Undisputed Champ! Ciara: Ha! Not for long! Masters quickly gets up and runs at Justice clothslining him down. Masters then picks up Justice and puts him in a bearhug, but Justice manages to slide out of it and kicks Masters in the leg. He then picks up Chris Masters and then kicks him in the midsection and signifys for his finisher the 416. He hits it and covers Masters 1..2...3...pinfall. Layla El: And here is your winner, JUSTICE WILLIAMS! Joey Styles: And Justice Williams wins with ease! Ciara: Yeah, but he won't be so lucky come Insurrection when he faces Triple H! Triple H's music then plays at he comes out clapping his hands smiling at Justice, while Justice is looking up in confusion at Triple H. Joey Styles: Speak of the devil... Triple H then begins to speak on the mic. Triple H: Congrats kid, what a hard earned victory. I mean you faced Chris Masters. One of the biggest and toughest superstars in this buisness today. I mean there isn't many people that can beat him. Triple H laughing being sarcastic. While Justice and Kristal are in the ring looking up being somewhat frustrated with what is being said. Triple H: But seriously, you've been having a pretty impressive number of wins there buddy! Too bad at XWE Insurrextion, it all comes to an end! So keep that title close to you because that will be the last time you ever see it! ---------------------------------------------- The cameras fade backstage and we see Ms Gianni and Jade talking. Ms Gianni: Everything worked out perfectly fine like I said it would. Jade: But. . .it was wrong. Ms Gianni: Wrong?! I basically saved you from the raft of Monique but you feel it’s wrong? Jade: Well, yeah, kinda. This isn’t me at all. . it’s like. . . Before Jade can finish Monique comes out of nowhere and spears her to the floor. She begins to pound on her face as Jade screams for help. Ms Gianni: SECURITY! SECURITY! The divas begin to struggle to their feet and Jade gives a hard punch to Monique, knocking her down to her knee. She quicky gets up and kicks Jade in her mid-section. Setting her up for Deja Vu but no luck. The security guards come in and breaks them up as they both try to fight their way back. Ms: Gianni: Monique! I warned you! You’re career here on Aggression, as well as XWE, is OVE. . . Before she can finish the sound of someone clearing their throat is head. Everyone looks toward the person as Ms Gianni is in shock. Monique looks over with a smile on her face. Voice: Let them go and leave us, now. Security Guard #1: But Ms Gianni said. . . Voice: I SAID NOW! Reluctantly they both walk off as the camera turns around and focus on none other than Stephanie McMahon! Stephanie: I really cant believe what’s been going on here. Week after week I’ve seen you scheme, lie, cheat, and abuse your power. Not only am I disgusted at you, Maria, Im appalled at you, Jade. A champion should not parade herself like this. Jade: But. . Stephanie: No buts. You have your own mind, use it. Ms Gianni: Steph. . I mean Ms McMahon, I can explain Stephanie: Explain what? How you used your authority and made Mrs Orton your personal slave? Or what about rubbing your nasty feet. Yes I did catch that too. That was ridiculous. I pay you enough money to get a pedicure. Monique laughs as Gianni gives her a strict look Ms Gianni: Either way that doesn’t excuse Monique for her behavior tonight. She’s fired, as I was about to say. Stephanie: Behavior? Let’s talk about your behavior. First thing, this little alliance you have with Jade: Over. Secondly, slavery days are over. Monique, you’re free Monique turns to Stephanie and says ‘yes-a-masta’ then giggles Stephanie: Maria, I don’t know what im going to do about you. But you’ll sure find out soon. As a mater of fact, maybe ill let everyone know once I head over to Thursday Night’s Unleashed for a announcement. Stephanie walks off. As she’s walking off she yells back to the ladies. Stephanie: One more thing, at XWE Insurrextion, Jade, you’ll be defending that pretty little title against. . Monique Orton! Jade’s jaw drop as she stands there looking at Ms Gianni Monique: As my girl Jessica says: Do ya love it?! Joey Styles: Oh my! What is Stephanie McMahon's announcement?! Ciara: As much as I hate to say, I guess I'm gonna have to watch Unleashed to find out! Joey Styles: I think we all should! I wanna know what she has to say! But don't forget to tune in for Aggession next week! Good night folks! |