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| Xwe Aggression |
| We fly high, No Lie, You know this (BALLIN!) Foreign rides, Outside, It’s like showbiz (We in the building) (Girl) We stay fly, No Lie, You know this (BALLIN!) Hips and Thighs, Oh my, Stay focused. Xwe aggressions theme song begins booming through the speakers and the Xwe fans jump to there feet as the pyros are shot sky high into the air. The Xwe fans go wild as the cameras begins wondering about the crowd glancing at the many xwe signs in the crowd. “I’m all grown up, Now and I’ve listened and learned, A true star and I’m finally gettin’ my turn”. Stephanie Mcmahons music erupts from the speakers and the The new Xwe boss begins walking down the ramp with a slight grin on her face. Stephanie Mcmahon goes under the 2nd rope and gets into the ring and a microphone is handed to Stephanie. " Welcome to the NEW and IMPROVED XWE AGGRESSION!" The Xwe fans erupt with more cheers than before. " I'm glad to see you all like how im running things around here so far, As you all know last Friday was Xwe's 3rd Annual draft which means there are some new superstars here on Xwe Aggression..also i took it into my hands to hire some people also so there is also some fresh meat...lets not forget draft means some superstars leaving so some of your favorites may not be here anymore..but trust me you will get used to it. On Friday i also announced that the rosters wouldnt be the only thing changing around here but there will also be some new staff here on Xwe aggression. As you can See Maria & Joey styles are not at the commentators table because who knows maybe just maybe they arent the commentators around here anymore...But im not my father nor shane and im not going to go through a show without commentators just to surprise you all..With that being said lets meet Xwe Aggressions commentators. The lights go off and a spot light is turned towards the ramp. " And The first Commentator is....JOEY STYLES!" The crowd begins to cheer as Joey styles walks down the ramp and takes his seat at the Xwe commenetators table. " And Joining joey styles will be..... " Bad Boys bad boys what you gonna do what you gonna do when she come for you" MADEEEEEAAAA!!!!! *The crowd erupts with cheers as madea begins walking down the ramp with a Cigarette in her hand. Madea takes a seat next to joey styles" Joey: Welcome madea *Cough cough* Uh Madea can you put out the Cig? Madea: Hell naw! Hell naw, I told that heffa dont give me this job..and what she did? I told her. Stephanie Mcmahon you give me this job and im gonna talk about everybody and there mamas..there mama's mama's and there mama's mama's mamas mamma! Joey: Yeah...Anyway Welcome to Xwe Aggression we are here live in none other than Toronto, Ontario, Canada. And what a night we have planned tonight. New superstars on the show..New Xwe staff Madea: A new bitch i charge of Xwe, And some new superstars also...And lets not forget we gotta meet the motherfucker that took my job! Joey Styles: Yea..well its about that time for the first Match of the night Masters & Triple H & Dolphynn Vs. Kyle & Kaleb & Slayden RING ANNOUNCER: “The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the team of. . .KYLE TAYLOR, KALEB VERMILLION and SLAYDEN EVERETT!!!” The team walks down to the ring with a mixed reaction from the fans. They enter through the ropes and await their opponents. Madea: “Here come the newbies” Joey Styles: “Yeah..This match is Kinda like Newbies vs Vet's..Kinda intresting” RING ANNOUNCER: “And their opponents, the team of. . .CHRIS MASTERS, DOLPHYNN, and TRIPLE H!!!” The second team of superstars walks down the ramp to again, a mixed reaction from the fans. They enter the ring and all six superstars are warming up. Tense in the ring ready to start a brawl, only two superstars remain in the ring, while the other four go to the apron. Joey Styles: “And here is the evil of all evil..You gotta be preety evil to team with Triple H” Madea: “Joey i agree..I mean dolphynn attacked Jeff hardy..Did it for nothing but it took guts..Its time he stopped doing nothing and started doing a lil sumthing” The match starts off with Dolphynn and Slayden. Dolphynn runs at Slayden and spears him to the floor. Dolphynn then gets up and this a standing moonsault. He stays on Slayden for the pin. . . 1. . .Kickout! Madea: “I was about to go crazy if it was over” Joey Styles: “I doubt the new Aggression superstars will lose that easily..I mean they did get hired by stephanie mcmahon for some reason.” Slayden gets to his feet and Dolphynn runs at him again. Slayden grabs Dolphynn and throws him in the air and connects a flapjack. Slayden kicks Dolphynn, and runs to tag in Kaleb. Kaleb runs in a gives Dolphynn a senton splash. Kaleb brings Dolphynn to his feet and gives him his finisher, Kickstart Your Vampire Heart. Kaleb goes for the quick pin. . . Pin: 1. . .2. . .Kickout! Joey Styles: “Wow what a finisher” Madea: “What the hell? Lord we gon give that Finisher a nickname” Dolphynn kicks out at the last minute. Kaleb runs and tags in Kyle. Chris Masters runs in the ring and gives Kyle a huge, powerful clothesline knocking him to the floor violently. The Ref argues with Chris Masters and manages to get him back to the apron. Kaleb is down with no sudden movement. Dolphynn starts to crawl over to his partners ready to tag someone. Dolphynn stretches his hand and tags in Chris Masters. Chris Masters comes in and grabs Kyle up. Chris wraps his hands around Kyle’s neck and lifts him off the ground and into the air. The Ref checks for signs of Kyle tapping, but there are none. Masters continues to yell “come on tap!” Kyle struggles to get out of the hold but Masters just grips his throat more. Masters sees that Kyle wont tap so he slams him down to the mat hard. Chris Masters gives Kyle a big leg drop and then goes for the pin. . . Pin: 1. . .2. . .Kickout! Chris Masters gets frustrated. He irish whips himself on the ropes, but Slayden knee’s him and makes him fall to the canvas. Masters turns around and sees Slayden acting innocent. Masters reaches for Slayden’s head but Slayden jumps down off the apron. Masters goes outside and starts to chase Slayden around the ring. In the meantime, Kyle starts to move around, and make his way over to tag in someone. Slayden runs back on the apron and when Masters comes running, Kaleb wheel kicks him to the floor. Kyle gets to his teams section and tags in Slayden. Slayden goes outside the ring and throws Chris Masters back in breaking the count. Slayden brings Masters up and the two start to exchange lefts and rights. Masters irish whips Slayden and then gives him a powerful power slam. Chris Masters then walks over and tags in Dolphynn again. Dolphynn comes in and gives Slayden a hurricanrana. Dolphynn then springs off the ropes and dropkicks Slayden to the canvas. Dolphynn awaits Slayden to get up. Dolphynn goes to gives Slayden a shining wizard but Slayden grabs Dolphynn’s leg and dragon screws it. Slayden walks over to tag in Kaleb, at the same time Dolphynn crawls over to tag someone in. Slayden connects his tag to Kaleb as Dolphynn connects his tag to Triple H. Madea: “I been waiting for him to get in the ring..This gettin kinda boring” Joey Styles: “Madea..Your not supposed to let them know that..” Triple H runs so does Kaleb. Triple H jumps up and gives Kaleb a kitchen sink in the chin. Kaleb gets up and Triple H gives him a spine buster. Triple H then sets up for the Pedigree. Just then Slayden runs in to hit Triple H but Masters comes in and tackles Slayden out of the ring. Triple H gets ready to land his finisher on Kaleb as Kyle comes in to do something. Dolphynn comes in and gives Kyle a running neck breaker knocking him the canvas. Triple H jumps up and lands the Pedigree. Triple H pins. . . Pin: 1. . .2. . .3!!! Joey Styles: “And the Xwe Aggression veterans beat the newbies” Madea: “Joey..Who didnt know that was going to happen?” Triple H, Dolphynn, and Chris Masters stand in the ring as the crowd shows mixed reactions. RING ANNOUNCER: “The winners of this match. . .Chris Masters, Dolphynn, and Triple H!!!” As the match finishes up and the ring is cleared the cameras head backstage,Cadence and Jade are sitting in a lounge and chatting up a storm. . . Cadence: “Holy, the draft was so unpredictable.” Jade: “Yeah thank goodness were still on the same show.” Cadence: “I know, but have you seen the new sluts walking around here like they own the whole show?” Jade: “Yup, and it aint a pretty sight.” *Jade takes a sip of her coffee* Cadence: “Oh ha ha! What about that loser, Amy.” Jade: “Oh wow, I’m surprised you remembered her name. Cant believe she got drafted to Unleashed. She should have been fired!” Cadence: “I know, but thankfully, she isn’t on the same show as us.” Cadence sips her coffee and takes a look at her nails. Jade: “Stephanie McMahon has been such a Bitch lately.” Cadence: “Darling, she was always a Bitch.” Jade: “I know but look at her attitude, its just so. . .” Cadence: “Bitchy?” Jade: “Ugh, she gets on my nerves.” *Jade sets her cup down and crosses her legs* Cadence: “Hmph. I cant wait to see Amy get her ass kicked on Unleashed though.” Jade: “Oh gosh! Tell me about it! I’ve been dieing to see her get her skinny ass kicked all over that second rate ring.” Cadence: “Psh, you know it girl!” Cadence and Jade give each other a high five and walk out of the lounge leaving their coffees on the table. Justice Williams Vs Johnny Nitro RING ANNOUNCER: “On the way to the ring. . .From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at two hundred and nineteen pounds. . .JOHNNY NITRO!!!” Johnny Nitro starts to walk down the ramp to his theme song. The fans boo him as he enters the ring and shows off with his sunglasses and fur coat. Joey Styles: “Johnny Nitro is a great superstar, and its nice to see him back in action on Aggression.” Madea: “Yeah he’s a cocky mother fu. . .” Joey Styles: “Madea, I know its your first time commentating, watch your mouth, were live remember.” Madea: “Oh shut up four eyes I know my limits.” “They see me rollin’ they hatin’ patrollin’ they tryna catch me ridin’ dirty. . .Tryna catch me ridin’ dirty, Tryna catch me ridin’ dirty.” Justice Williams’ theme song plays as he walks down the ramp. . . RING ANNOUNCER: “On his way to the ring, being accompanied by Kristal, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. . .Weighing in at two hundred and twenty seven pounds. . .JUSTICE WILLIAMS!!!” Justice walks down the ramp with Kristal holding his hand. The crowd starts to cheer as they wave to the fans. Madea: “Oh please, Justice is only one of the many men that have held that Heffa’s hand, he shouldn’t be proud.” Joey Styles: “Oh Madea. . .It’s exciting to have Justice here on Aggression.” Kristal walks up the steel steps as Justice presses the bottom rope down so she can get in. Justice enters the ring and he goes up on the turnbuckle raising his arms in the air. From behind, Johnny Nitro elbows Justice in the back and throws him onto the mat. Kristal screams and runs out of the ring and to ringside as the Ref signals the bell. . . Joey Styles: “What a bad way to start your return match back on Aggression.” Johnny Nitro grabs Justice and gives him a suplex to the mat. Justice gets up and Johnny knocks him down with a dropkick followed by a elbow drop to the gut. Nitro raises his hand in the air as the crowd boo’s him. Justice gets to his feet and Johnny Nitro goes to punch Justice in his face but Justice blocks the punch and gives Johnny Nitro some punches. Justice irish whips Johnny Nitro and hits a spine buster. Kristal starts to cheer at ringside. Justice brings Johnny up and shoulder blocks him back down. Justice does it again. Justice then sets Johnny up for a power bomb but Johnny Nitro fights his way out of it, runs to the ropes, bounces off, and lands a hurricanrana making Justice land on his head. Justice gets up and Johnny Nitro gives him an arm drag. Justice gets up again and Johnny Nitro hit’s a clean neck breaker. Johnny grabs Justice’s arm and pulls him to his feet. He then sets up for a super kick. He goes to super kick Justice but Justice moves out of the way and smashes Johnny’s head into the turnbuckle. Justice then wraps his arm around Nitro’s neck from behind and pulls him down to the mat making him hit his back on Justice’s knee. Justice awaits Nitro to get up. When he finally gets up Justice runs towards him, Nitro lifts his leg up and big boots Justice to the floor. Nitro then dashes to the corner and starts to take the covering off of the turnbuckle. The Ref goes up to him and tries to stop him. From behind Justice comes and gives Johnny Nitro a reverse ddt. Justice goes for the pin. Pin: 1. . .2. . .Kickout. Joey Styles: “That was a close one there” Justice gets up and pulls Nitro to his feet. Justice elbows Nitro in his face once. He goes to do it again but Nitro ducks and spears Justice all the way to the turnbuckles. Nitro then starts to kick Justice rapidly and punches him. Johnny Nitro grabs Justice and gives him a snap mare. Justice gets to his feet and Johnny Nitro hit’s a arm breaker. Johnny Nitro then goes to the top rope to land the Super Nitro Twister. He shoots up in the air backwards and Justice rolls out of the way. Nitro lands on the mat holding his stomach as Justice gets to his feet. Justice brings Johnny Nitro to his feet. Justice then looks at the crowd and then at Nitro. The crowd starts to cheer. Justice then lands the Justice Stunner. He goes for the cover. . . Pin: 1. . .2. . .3! RING ANNOUNCER: “The winner of this match, JUSTICE WILLIAMS.” Kristal runs into the ring and hugs Justice. The two then exit the ring and Aggression heads to a commercial Ciara's Goodies As Xwe Aggression returns from commercial Ciara is standing in the ring with her theme song "Goodies" playing. Ciara smiles as the fans cheer and then grabs a mic from the side. "Hey whats up its ya gurl CIARA!...Of course nothing has changed with me besides not being a commentator..But im working on that! *Madea stands* Madea: Baby come get your Job! *Ciara Laughs* Ciara: Of course im here to update you with the goodies on Xwe aggresion to the fullest. Well as you all know the rosters have just changed so there isn't much going on with goodies here yet BUT i did happen to run into a new Xwe superstar backstage and i thought...well it wouldnt hurt to let everyone know what shes about..So everyone give it up for the newest Xwe Aggression diva..RAKHEL! " Partner Let me upgrade you Audemars Piguet you Switch your neck ties to purple labels Upgrade you I can (up), can I (up) Lemme upgrade you Partner let me upgrade you Partner let me upgrade you" Rakhels theme music begins and Rakhel begins walking out to the ring. Rakhel gets many cheers from the guys in the crowd and alot of whistling begins. Rakhel gets into the ring and gives Ciara a hug and sits down in one of Ciaras leather chairs. Ciara: Well i would tell you to relax but it seems you have done so!. Anyway welcome to Xwe, How does it feel to be out here in from of millions and millions? Rakhel: It feels amazing!, Im not scared of nervous or anything just excited. Ciara: Well thats good. Well we don't really know to much about you, You were hired so fast we didnt even hear rumors of you coming or anything so tell us a little about yourself. Rakhel: Alright, Well my name is Rakhel Armani in case you dont know how to pronounce that its Ra-Kel but dont think about spelling it like that. I rep Ny to the fullest cause thats my birth place, Im a young 20 years old...Uhh what else Ciara: Take your time Rakhel: *Laughs* I can be nice, I can be mean it all depends on the person or situation..People describe me as a "Real" Person because i speak the truth about anything and everything..If i dont like you im going to let you know. Ciara: Seems fair enough..Save some information for the magazine!..Now its time for me to ask the questions Ciara:Well being a new diva you have to have watched the show before, Im gonna name some divas here in Xwe you let me know what you think about them Ciara: Jewel Rakhe: Bird Ciara: Jessica Hardy Rakhel: Crazy bitch..But she cool Ciara: Alexis valentine Rakhel: Shes alright..But her taste in guys is a no no Ciara: Tatyana Casey Rakhel: Thats a hard one..Id have to say out of control Ciara: Last but not least.... " Let me show you what love is, Let me show you how to move your body, Let me show you how to make me Crazy, To much loving never hurt nobody!" Candice Michelles theme music begins booming through the speakers as Candice michelle prances down the ramp and gets into the ring, Candice Michelle snatches the mic from Ciara. Candice Michelle: What the hell is this? Little miss princess sits here and tells her life story to the world? Just because shes new on Aggression? Well guess what? Candice michelle is now on aggression also but was i invited to Ciaras goodies? Was my name even called in the draft? No! Rakhel: And your out here telling us your sad story because? Candice Michelle: Oh so your a little funny girl right? Wouldnt be so funny if i slap you across the face!!! *Candice Michelle raises her hand* Rakhel: Candice you slap me and im gonna mop the ring with your face! *Rakel steps up* " Go Ahead and slap me Candice im begging you! *Candice laughs* Candice: Little girl you arent worth my time! Ciara: Well this isn't any of my business but how about next week you both have you first match on Xwe Aggression! Candice: Sounds perfect...Sweety next week im gonna show you why ms mcmahon wants me on the number one show *Candice michelle blows a kiss at Rakhel and leaves the ring and Xwe Aggression heads to another commercial* As we go backstage we see Monique Orton and TaTyana Casey warming up for their match Monique: So, did you enjoy your get together? TaTyana: You mean my party at the strip club? -laughs- And me getting drunk for the 1st time? Of course! Turning 21 wasn’t what I expected. I mean, I already have everything I’d ever need. I guess it’s just the feeling of being able to. . . Before she can finish her sentence, Johnny Nitro turns the corner with balloons, flowers, and a gift bag. Nitro: Happy belated 21st TaT. Monique rolls her eyes and motions to her sister TaT: What do you want, Johnny? Nitro. Your assistance. TaT: Keep going. . . Nitro: Im sure you just saw what happened out there. . . TaT: Yeah. . you got your ass kicked by Justice* go on. . Monique starts to lose her patience and begins to pace back and forth Monique: Ms Casey, we do have a match to get to. . TaT: She’s right Nitro, I got to go. . . Nitro: Think about it TaT. Think about how he treated you. Then played with your emotions. Now he’s with Kristal? Didn’t even end things with you and now. . . TaT: Look, Justice and I NEVER had anything. As for that bitch Kristal. . . .Nitro I’ll talk to you later. I don’t have time for this bull- Monique and TaTyana walks off. . leaving Nitro standing in the same spot watching them walk away Cadence Marie & Jade Vs Monique Orton & Tatyana Casey " I see you walking in the club, Making moves, Gettin' love, You know you're sexy, Yeah you flaunt it." Jades theme music erupts from the speakers and the fans begin to boo. Ring Announcer: Making her way down to the ring from Staten Island, New York. Weighing in at 128Pounds....JADE! Jade walks out from the curtain and onto the ramp and begins strutting to her theme song. Jade slides into the ring and poses. "Break me down, You got a lovely face, Were going to your place, And now you got to freak me out, Scream so loud, Getting fucking laid, You want me to stay, But I got to make my way " Cadence marie's theme music begins to go off as cadence marie walks out. There is a mixture of cheers and boos in the crowd. Ring Announcer: Making her way to the ring from Miami Flordia, Weighing in at One Hundred and Thirty pounds..Cadence Marie! Cadence marie slides into the ring and meets up with jewel and the two begin to talk. " Ring the alarm I been through this too long but I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm. Won't you ring the alarm I been through this too long but I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm" Moniques theme song bursts through the xwe speakers and Ms Orton walks out and the crowd begins to cheer. Ring announcer: Making her way down to the ring, She is the Queen Of Xwe, From Bronx, Ny weighing in at One hundred and ten pounds...MONIQUE ORTON! Monique Orton smiles and then glances at the ring and smirks. Monique slides into the ring and poses in the middle of the ring and her heart shaped pyros go off. "You claim that your so hot, And you say you got skills in the bedroom, You tryna flirt when your so not, Had a chance you never came through, You say you wanna come see me, 'Cause you know your girlfriend wanna be me." Tatyana Caseys theme music begins playing and the crowd goes wild! Ring Announcer: Making her way to the ring from Bronx, New york, Weighing in at One hundred and ten pounds, Tatyana Caseeey! Tatyana walks from behind the crowd and the aggression crowd goes wild. Tatyana smiles and walks out for her first apperance ever on Xwe Aggression. Tatyana slides into the ring and sets her pyros off in the form of stars as she poses. Tatyana looks at her opponents and then Monique Orton and walks over to Monique. The bell sounds off and Tatyana & Jade get into the ring to start things off. " Ding Ding Ding" Tatyana & Jade circle around the ring eyeing each other and then lock up. The two mad women struggle pushing each other. The Ref breaks the two divas up and they lock up once again. Jade gets a cheap shot in kneeing Tatyana in the stomach, Jade quickly rolls tatyana up for the pin One..Tatyana kicks up after a one count. Jade grabs tatyana by the hair picking her up and tatyana breaks the grip pushing jade backwards into the ropes and then spearing her down to the canvas. Tatyana climbs onto jade and begins striking jade in the face with powerfull slaps, Jade rolls tatyana over and begins to slap tatyana in the face. Jade grabs Tat by the hair lifting her up off the canvas and irish whips her into the ropes and hits Tatyana with a powerfull kick to the head as tatyana bounces off the ropes. Jade rolls Tatyana up once againnfor the pin One...Two...Kickup by Tatyana. Jade bangs onto the ring mat " Jade let me at her" is heard from cadence marie by Jade ignores it and kicks Tatyana in the stomach. Monique orton trys to rush into the ring but the ref stops Monique as she gets in. Jade picks tatyana up and swings her into the turnbuckle once again. Jade runs at Tat with a clothsline but Tatyana kicks jade in the stomach. Tat raises herself ontop of the turnbuckle and wraps her legs around jades neck while holding onto the turnbuckle Madea: Lord Tatyana a lil freak, Where the hell she learn this from? Tatyana puts pressure onto the submission by gripping the ropes tighter and pulling her legs down even more. Jade begins to reach to tap but Tatyana twists her legs around throwing jade outside of the ropes before she can tap. Tat gets to her feet and walks over and tags Monique Orton into the ring. Jade gets back into the ring and begins walking over to Cadence marie but Monique Orton grabs her by the hair and tosses her backwards slamming her head into the canvas. Monique Covers..One Two..Jade kicks up Joey Styles: What a powerfull move by monique orton! Monique picks jade up and jade pushes monique orton then pokes her in the eyes. Jade walks over to cadence marie and trys to tag in cadence. Cadence maries moves her hand. Jade smiles at Cadence " Nice One" Jade trys to touch cadence marie on the shoulder but cadence drops from the side of the ring and rolls her eyes at Jade. Jade begins screaming " You twisted bitch get in here now!" Cadence marie begins walking up the ramp, Cadence blows a kiss at Jade and jade tells cadence kiss her ass. Jade turns around and MKO!! Monique Orton smirks and then tags Tatyana into the ring. The fans begin to cheer and Cadence marie still begins walking up the ramp. Tatyana climbs onto the top ropes as Monique postions Jade in the ring. Tatyana jumps and hits her Diving moonsault on jade!!! Tayana hooks jade leg. One...Two...Three! RIng Announcer: Here is your winners Monique Orton & Tatyana Casey! The Ref raises the Two sisters hand in victory of there match. Jade begins looking up at the celeberation inside of the ring slightly lifting her head up. Monique orton steps over jade looking her in the face and grabs her by the hair. Monique begins setting her up for her Finisher " Deja Vu" Cadence marie turns around as many cheers are heard. Cadence looks ahead into the ring and makes a turn heading to the ring to save Jade. Cadence marie slides into the ring and whispers something into Monique Ortons ear. Monique drops Jade and her and Tatyana leave the ring Joey: I wonder what Cadence marie offered her Madea: I knew that was a freaky lesbian! Cadence helps jade to her feet. Cadence then grabs Jade by the hair and hits the Strip Tease on Jade! Madea: That is one Crazy bitch, She cant make up her damn mind! Cadence marie is slightly boo'd and slightly cheered as she gets outside the ring leaving jade inside the ring knocked out. As Xwe Aggressions cameras head backstage Jayson Anderson is seen in front of the Camera with Xwe aggressions new interviewer Josh Matthews. Josh Matthews: I am here live with none other than Xwe's Playboy Jayson Anderson. Jayson tonight you have a match aganist carlito...You havent ever fought carlito so im not to sure if you know his style..But he might just spit a apple all over your "preety boy face". Jayson: Ha ha ha nice one kiddo..Listen, I was the Unleashed heavyweight champ before i was drafted here..Carltio dosent have a career that comapres to mines...As for the apple spitting..Not gonna happen because im not going to let carltio last that long inside of the ring with me.. *Carlito walks up to the camera cutting jayson off* Carlito: Did you actually think carlito was going to let you talk about him on carlitos show? No..thats not cool and Jayson you know whats not cool? You..Carltio has watched you Jayson...Playgirl? Thats not cool..Torrie..Shes not cool...Jayson you think that you are just going to come to aggression and take over? Well carltio has something for you Jayson! *Carltio bites into the apple in his hand* Jayson spears carlito into the big screen and begins punching carltio in the face. Jayson picks carltio up and tosses him into a gate. Jayson grabs a pole and raises it over carlios head " Put ....it...... down" A voice says. Jayson looks at the woman who is dressed in a beight suit. Jayson Anderson: And Who do you think your talking to? Woman: The question is who do you think your talking to Jayson..You may not know me very well YET but you will soon Jayson..Oh and to answer your question..I Am your boss!..Don't bother going to the ring for your debut match either ive seen enough of you today..Pack your bags your dismissed for the night. The Woman walks off heading towards the ring. Madea: What the hell is wrong with the Camera? The hell its looking at Her legs for? Joey: Well obivously she didnt want her face to be seen yet madea. " I'm bossy I'm the first girl to scream on a track I switched up the beat of the drum That's right i brought all the boys to the yard And that's right, i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm I'm bossy I'm the b!tch y'all love to hate I'm the chick that's raised the stakes I told john sterling he should switch to BAPE I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy " The women in dress in a beige suit walks out from behind the curtain. Madea: Lord this cannot be happening! Joey Styles: Umm madea..Do you know this woman? The woman gets into the ring and the crowd is completly silent. Woman: You all look like you have seen a ghost or something, Lighten up im not gonna be that bad of a boss...Well lets start off by saying my name is Maria Gianni..Some of you may have heard of me from a show called Fashion house..If you didnt then dont worry you will know of my ways soon..like my theme song says im bossy! *Laughs* Maria Gianni: I am the new General manager here on Xwe Aggression and things are gonna get better week after week after week...No one controls my show..Not even Ms Mcmahon! *The Crowd begins to boo* Maria: Oh shut up you low lifes. Quiet down while i talk. As Stephanie announced there is some new staff..a new gm and well im not to certain things are going to be the way she made them cause im not likeing them much...So lets start making some changes now. Xwe Aggression dosent have an Offcial announcer so lets start off by hiring one...Hmm i think ill be nice and let the fans decide so next week the announcer will be chosen based upon the votes of the xwe fans. *The Crowd cheers* Maria Gianni: You people dont know whether you like someone or not..make your mind up..Second commentators..I watched the show and im not such a big fan of madeas..i mean madea come on you are not commentator material so im going to do you a favor and find you something better to do. Madea: She lucky i dont like this Job Maria Gianni: I know we have a little history behind us madea but im going to put that behind us and be the nicest i can to you...Moving on..Taking Madeas place as Commentator is going to be none other than little miss Ciara *The fans go wild* Maria: Oh quiet down now..im not done...Drastice changes will be made in here because i dont like how things are..and by changes i mean the attitudes of some of the superstars..But lets not get into that now...Last but not least next week is the awakening of Xwe Aggression because it will be the best show you have ever seen..From ass kickings to hot divas and all. *Maria Gianni begins walking up the ramp* Maria:Remember my face because you will see it each and every week as i spread my poison through the Xwe roster..No im not going to ruin the show its just that im going to make it better by all means neccessary. Joey Styles: Well Ms Gianni just made an impact here..Big changes have been made alrady and a promising banging show next week!..Man next week! Can't wait! Dont forget cast your vote for the Xwe interviewer on the Xwe site!..Good night everyone! *The Xwe Cameras fade off as the New General Manager " Maria Gianni" stares into the camera! |