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| The Aggression cameras are outside the building viewing the exterior. They then head into the arena and scan across the crowd as signs are thrown into the air. Some signs read: “Why Mo Why?” “Hide! It’s Cadence!” “Nina > Melina.” “Avian = Freak.” “Gianni 4 President!” Just then purple and black fireworks shoot up in the air in spirals as the official theme song of XWE Aggression begins to play. The fans get out of their seats and scream on the top of their lungs as they dance to the song. “We fly high, No lie, You know this (BALLIN!), Foreign rides, Outside, It’s like showbiz (We in the building!), We stay fly, No lie, You know this (BALLIN!), Hips and thighs, Oh my, Stay focused.” Crowd: “BALLIN!!!” The camera positions at the commentary table where the Commentators; Joey Styles and Ciara are sitting. Joey Styles is wearing a black suit with a blue shirt and Ciara is wearing some blue fitted jeans and a tight sleeveless top with her hair to the side, in a ponytail. Joey Styles: “Welcome to XWE Aggression!!!” Ciara: “BALLIN! I’m Ciara, that’s Joey Styles and were live here from Miami, Florida!!!” Joey Styles: “Yes indeed… And its hot down here!” Ciara: “Yeah… And damn do we have a hot show planned for yall tonight.” The crowd begins to settle down from the fireworks and wait for the show to kick off. Ciara: “Last week a lot of things went down. This is just our second show from XWE Avenged.” Joey Styles: “That’s right… Here on Aggression we do it like no other!” The fans and the Commentators turn their attention to the TitanTron as Ms. Gianni‘s official entrance video plays along with her theme music. “I'm bossy, I'm the first girl to scream on the track, I switched up the beat on the drum, That's right I brought all the boys to the yard, 'Cause I'm bossy!” Joey Styles: “Looks like were going to get joined by Ms. Gianni.” Ciara: “I’m tired of this Bitch starting every show.” Ms. Gianni appears on top of the ramp with her hands on her hips. The crowd begins to give immense boos as Ms. Gianni screws up her face and walks down the ramp elegantly while flicking her hair behind her. Ciara: “No one likes her… Why is she still here.” Joey Styles: “Yeah no one likes her… But you have to admit, she does hold it down for Aggression damn well.” Ms. Gianni walks up the steel steps, but she stops half way because she hears a fan saying rude things to her quite loudly. She turns to the fan and then rolls her eyes. She gets on the apron and enters the ring under the middle rope. Joey Styles: “Wow, such rudeness towards the fans.” Ciara: “Whack! This chick is too much.” Ms. Gianni stares at the Ring Announcer; Layla El and motions her to send her a microphone. Layla El gets off her chair and hands Ms. Gianni a microphone. Ms. Gianni ignores the boos and begins to speak. Ms. Gianni: “What an awesome way to kick off Aggression, don’t cha think?” The crowd begins to boo even louder. They then ease up a bit to hear what the General Manager has to say. Ms. Gianni: “I’ll just get to the point so you losers can see the show you paid hundreds of dollars to see.” Ciara: “She’s the only loser around here…” Joey Styles: “Your right, but hmmm… Hold up. Ms. Gianni isn’t a loser, in fact she’s a winner! She beat Monique!” Ciara: “Shut up Joey… Your whack too.” Joey Styles: “I was being sarcastic Ciara.” Ms. Gianni: “You people here in Miami, Florida are a bit slow… If you know what I mean. Maybe all the heat gets to your heads? Anyway moving on; Do you guys remember last week when I said there would be a tournament for the Intercontinental Championship? Well scratch that out of your wish list because it aint happening.” The General Manager looks around as the crowd screams: “Screw you!!! Screw you!!!” Joey Styles: “What!? This isn’t fair! That Bitch just cancelled the IC Title tournament!” Ciara: “Watch when she comes and yells at us for saying these things over commentary.” Joey Styles: “Yell at us? She’ll fire us!” Ciara: “So then shut your trap!” Ms. Gianni: “I have better plans for that Intercontinental Title. And that plan is… That… Well… You people don’t deserve to know now. I will tell you later tonight! Or at the next Aggression, which is of course next year. Enjoy the show!” The crowd has a mixed reactions of boos and silence as Ms. Gianni drops her microphone and gets out of the ring. She walks up the ramp and goes backstage. Ciara: “Ugh… Why couldn’t she just tell us now?” Joey Styles: “Suspense! I love suspense!” The camera zooms backstage… Bianca Ronaldo is talking to an XWE Official while twirling her hair in her finger. Bianca: “Yeah so the Divas Locker Room is that way?” XWE Official: “Yup. Go straight and then turn left and you cant miss it!” Bianca: “Great, thanks.” Before Bianca Ronaldo begins heading towards the Divas Locker Room… She spots Cadence Marie who briskly walks by her. Bianca runs up to Cadence Marie and taps her on the shoulder. Bianca: “Hey Cadence, my name is Bianca Ronaldo. I don’t mean to waste your time but I just wanted to say… Your match at XWE Avenged was quite impressive!” Cadence Marie folds her arms and looks at Bianca as she continues to talk. Bianca: “I mean… If it wasn’t for Jessica Hardy interfering and trying to make herself look like super woman then you would have so dominated that match and become the Aggression Women’s Champion.” Cadence: “Well thanks for the compliments.” Bianca: “Yeah uh, I was just wondering.” Cadence: “Wondering what?” Bianca: “Well I’ve seen your wrestling style and I have a pretty good idea of what your capable of. Do you think you can help me with my wrestling skills? Like… Train me?” Cadence: “Hmmm you seem cool… So I guess something can be worked out.” Bianca: “Awesome! This is going to be so fun! I’m going to be trained by the top diva on Aggression! At first I wanted to be a Manager because I thought I wasn't ready for the diva's division here on Aggression. But now with you training me, there's no telling how great I will become.” Cadence: “Okay cool... So, follow me.” Bianca and Cadence Marie begin to walk down the hallway talking. Ciara: “Are you serious? Cadence is actually being nice to smoeone!” Joey Styles: “I knew she had it in her. Maybe this is just a change of heart.” Avian VS. Andrew Andrews #1 Contender For Xtreme Title Layla El: “The following one on one contest is to determine the Number One Contender for the Xtreme Title. Introducing first. From Whispering Pines, North Carolina. Weighing in at 202 pounds… AVIAN!!!” Avian’s theme music plays as he appears on the ramp. The crowd boos him quite loudly as he runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Joey Styles: “I cannot believe Avian’s actions last week.” Ciara: “Yeah he attacked Sean O’Haire, our Xtreme Champion!” Just then, Ander Andrews’ theme music begins to play. Ander comes walking down the ramp wearing a shirt that says ‘Good Ander’ on it. Ander walks into the ring. The crowd has a bit of cheers for him. Ander then looks at Avian and tears his ‘Good Ander’ shirt off of him revealing another shirt that says ‘Evil Ander’ on it. Ander throws the shreds of his shirt out of the ring as the fans just look at him. Ciara: “What the hell?” Joey Styles: “Wow, multi personalities.” Both men are now in the ring, in opposite corners. The Referee is in the middle of the ring. He calls for the bell. Both men then begin to pace around in the ring. Avian has a emotionless look on his face, as Ander Andrews has a smirk on his. Both men then move to the middle and grapple in the center of the ring. Ander has the strength advantage and takes advantage of his power breaking the grapple and turning it into an armbar knocking Avian down to the mat. Avian quickly gets up though and looks at Ander. He then he runs to the ropes hoping to clothesline Ander down, but just as he comes close Ander points in the air, making Avian stop right in front of him and then receiving a huge slap to the face from Ander. The impact causes Avian to spin right around and Ander then clotheslines him down. Joey Styles: “Ha ha… That was pretty funny huh Ciara?” Ciara: “That was pretty dumb of Avian to fall for that stupid trick.” Ander then gets on the offense and starts giving huge right hands to Avian, the Referee tells him no closes fists. Ander stops, and then mocks Avian. Ander then turns around giving a smirk to the crowd, and Avian then gets enough time to get up, and just as he turns around Avian dropkicks him knocking him down. Avian runs to the ropes and as Ander sits up, Avian dropkicks him back down. Ander quickly gets up, shaking his head as if he was confused. Anders then runs at Avian, only to receive a leg trip, Ander lands in between the ropes. Avian then jumps to the top turnbuckle, and jumps off it, giving Anders a neck breaker to the outside of the ring. He then climbs in the ring and covers Ander. One, two... Kick out. Ander slowly sits up while Avian lets out a smile. Ciara: “Avian has some pretty impressive moves.” Joey Styles: “That he does… I guess he was right; Maybe he did deserve the Xtreme Title.” Avian picks up Ander and puts his head between his legs as if he was setting him up for a power bomb, but Ander reverses it and picks up Avian and reverses his move into a inverted fall-a-way slam. He covers Avian. One, two, kick out. Ander get s up a little frustrated. Ander then gets up and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He taunts the crowd, but ends up wasting some time allowing Avian to get to his feet. Avian sees him on the turnbuckle and climbs to the top too. Both men then begin to fight it out on the top turnbuckle, Avian gets the advantage and sets Ander up for a hurracanarana outside the ring, but Ander counters it and power bombs Avian inside the ring from the top turnbuckle. He then goes for the three count. One, two, kick out! Joey Styles: “Damn! Nice power bomb by Ander Andrews!” Ciara: “Yeah that can be the turning point. Things are looking good for ‘Evil Ander’ here.” Avian has a look of pain on his face, as Ander lets off a small, but evil smirk. Ander gets up, and delivers a few falling elbows to the sternum of Avian. Ander then bends down to pick him up and receives a few swift kicks to the side of the head causing him to fall to his knees. Avian slowly gets up and then runs to the ropes and as Ander is getting to his feet he receives a shinning wizard to his head. Once again falling down to the mat. Avian goes for the cover. One, two, kick out. Ciara: “Great shining wizard by Avian.” Joey Styles: “See how fast the momentum changes in these fast paced matches?” Both men are now nearly exhausted. Avian jumps to the ropes ands and delivers a springboard moonsault to the already down Ander. He goes for the cover once more. One, two kick out. Avian decides to climb to the top turnbuckle, he then starts to look all around, a few minutes goes by and Ander is finally to his feet. Finally, Avian jumps off the top rope, but Ander having the size and strength advantage catches him in mid air, he then throws him over his head completing a gorilla press. Ander walks towards the ropes with Avian still up in the air and then proceeds to get ready to throw him over the top, but Avian counters it and hurracanarana’s Ander outside the ring, and Avian holds onto the top rope pulling himself back in. Avian then jumps to the top rope and completes a swanton bomb off the top rope to the outside of the ring. Both men are down on the outside the Referee begins to count. One... Two... Three... Four. Both men slowly begin to get to their feet. Five… Six... Seven. They both are on their feet heading back into the ring. Eight… Nine, they both are in the ring and the Referee stops counting. Joey Styles: “I thought we were going to have a double count-out there CiCi.” Ciara: “Same here. These two are very talented superstars.” Avian runs to the ropes, slides under Anders’ legs, and then gets up behind him and completes a reverse neck breaker. Avian then climbs to the top turnbuckle and signals for his finisher and hits Take Flight. He covers Ander. One, two, three. The Referee signals for the bell. Layla El: “Here is your winner of this match… And Number One Contender of the Xtreme Title… AVIAN!!!” Ciara: “Well congrats to Avian.” Joey Styles: “I think he deserved to win. But Ander Andrews put a lot in this match too. A power bomb off the top rope!” The ref then goes over to Avian, helping him to his feet and raises his hand. Avian then gets a huge smirk on his face and looks down at Ander and then starts to attack him the Referee tries to pull him off of Ander, but Avian hit’s the Referee down too. Avian brings Ander up and punches him in the head. Avian then kicks Ander hard in the stomach a few times before stopping and heading up the ramp. The crowd boos him as he pays no attention to them. Joey Styles: “Okay… Avian ahs some temper issues.” Ciara: “Yeah last week he attacked Sean O’Haire after their match… And now Ander Andrews? When is this dude gunna stop?” Joey Styles: “Well I’m assuming he won’t stop until he gets the Xtreme Title.” Ciara: “I guess your right.” The camera zooms backstage… Josh Matthews is in the boiler room with Damien Thorn. Josh Matthews: “So… Damien Thorn… You are quite the interesting superstar here on Aggression. No one really knows what your all about. What are your plans for the future?” Damien Thorn looks at Josh Matthews and then at the camera. He glares into the camera with a disgustingly evil look and then he turns back to Josh Matthews who gets scared. All of a sudden Damien Thorn grips his hand up to Josh Matthews’ throat and lifts him up into the air. Damien then uses one hand and presses Josh Matthews up against the wall. Damien Thorn: “My name is Damien Thorn… Mess with me, and I will snap each and every single bone in your measly body.” Damien then drops Josh Matthews. Josh Matthews begins to hold his throat in pain as he crawls away. Damien turns to the camera and the Camera Man begins to back away slowly as the camera is still on. Damien snatches the camera from the Camera Man, and throws it against the wall violently, breaking it. The TitanTron becomes blurry and it fizzes with black and white dots making a loud static noise. Another camera then views the commentary table. Joey Styles: “Oh my god…” Ciara: “Dayum, that Damien Thorn guy sure aint playing around here.” Joey Styles: “Not playing around? He just threatened to snap bones in bodies!” Ciara: “Yeah… He’s creepy!” Cadence Marie VS. Ashley Massaro Layla El: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first. From NYC, New York. Weighing in at 116 pounds… ASHLEY MASSARO!!!” “To be yourself is all you’ve got to be!” Ashley Massaro’s theme music begins to play as she appears on the top of the ramp wearing a black ball cap and some rock n roll clothes. She throws her right hand in the air as the fans go wild cheering for her. She gets up the steel steps and stands in the ring posing for fans. Ciara: “Haven’t seen this chick in a while.” Joey Styles: “Yeah… She’s too busy doing PlayBoy.” Layla El: “And her opponent. Being accompanied by Bianca Ronaldo. From Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 130 pounds… CADENCE MARIE!!!” ‘Crazy Bitch’ By: Buck Cherry plays as Cadence Marie appears on the top of the ramp with Bianca Ronaldo behind her. The crowd cheers for them as they come down to the ring. Joey Styles: “Looks like Bianca will be joining Cadence at ringside.” Ciara: “Yeah, she’s probably going to take note of the match.” Cadence Marie and Bianca Ronaldo are in one corner as Ashley is in the other. The Referee tells Bianca to exit the ring and she does so with a smile on her face. Cadence Marie and Ashley then face off in the center of the ring. The Referee signals the bell. They lock up… Cadence has the strength and overpowers Ashley and pushes her down to the mat. Cadence laughs and moves back allowing Ashely to get up, both divas then get in each others face and Ashley then delivers a huge slap to the face of Cadence. Cadence loses it and jumps at Ashley taking her down to the grown, both divas then have a huge catfight. Cadence gets up and starts to kick Ashley in the side. Cadence picks up Ashley and irish whips her into the ropes, Ashley receives a spine buster from Cadence. Cadence then goes for the roll up. One, two, kick out. Joey Styles: “Cadence Marie obviously has the power advantage in this match.” Ciara: “And Ashley has the Slut advantage.” Bianca looks on from the outside, taking mind notes from Cadence. Cadence then goes back on the offense and starts to deliver elbows to Ashley. Cadence picks Ashley up by her hair and whips her into the corner. Cadence monkey flips Ashley out of the corner and climbs to the top rope, Cadence then looks around and somehow completes a 360 splash on Ashley. After she hits it, instead of covering her she holds her stomach in pain and slowly begins to make it to her feet. She looks at Bianca, and then smiles and then picks up Ashley and sets her up for her finishing move. Cadence lands her finisher; Strip Tease and covers Ashley. One, two, three. The Referee calls for the bell. Ciara: “Ashley sucks.” Joey Styles: “My goodness… That was one of the fastest matches I’ve ever seen! Cadence just knocked Ashley out with the Strip Tease!” Layla El: “Here is your winner of this match… CADENCE MARIE!!!” Bianca gets in the ring and celebrates with Cadence raising her hand in the air. Joey Styles: “That was a brutal finisher from Cadence Marie.” Ciara: “Yeah, nice win for her though.” The camera zooms backstage… It shows Ms. Gianni in her office with her feet propped up on the desk. Ms. Gianni: “I’m a bit thirsty…” Ms. Gianni reaches on her desk and pulls up a silver bell with a handle. She shakes it loudly and quickly. Monique Orton rushes through the door wearing *this*. Monique Orton: “Yes Bitch?” Ms. Gianni: “Excuse me?” Monique Orton: “How may I serve you Ms. Gianni? Ms. Gianni: “Don’t get smart with me you slave. I’m thirsty, go fetch me some water. No air bubbles… And it better be some clean water too!” Monique Orton leaves the room. Ms. Gianni looks at her nails and starts to blow on them while holding them out and admiring herself. Monique comes back with a glass of water. Ms. Gianni: “Hmph… I knew you would be a good slave.” Monique walks over to Ms. Gianni with the water. Monique then trips and the water spills all over Ms. Gianni. Monique gets to her feet and puts her hand over her mouth in awe. Ms. Gianni then widens her eyes and drops her jaw while staring at Monique. The camera fades. Ciara: “Ah ha ha ha. That was so classic!” Joey Styles: “Wow, nice one Monique!!!” Ciara: “Well that ended on a good note… I have to go get ready for My Goodies!” Joey Styles: “Good luck Ciara, have fun!” Ciara’s Goodies "My Goodies, My Goodies, My Goodies, Not My Goodies" The cameras turn to the ring as Ciara's theme song begins playing on the loud speakers. The ring is set up with fancy red velvet carpet. On the ring mat, two leather sofa's are set up. And in the middle of the ring lays a glass table with the words 'Goodies' imprinted onto it. The fans begin to cheer as Ciara gets up from the announce table and walks over to the ring. Ciara enters the ring and her theme song comes to an end. Chants are heard around the arena. Ciara: "Omg Thanks so much for the love and support, you guys really are amazing!" More cheers are heard than before. Ciara: "Alright well... Welcome to my show; Ciara's Goodies, where I hit you with the best news in the business and lets not forget I also bring the entertainment. Today I have someone who wanted to deliever a message out to everyone... She's appeared on the show Goodies once before and she's back on it but this time she has a new attitude... Ladies and Gentelmen please welcome Rahkel Armani!" "I hear you be the block, But I'm the light that keep the streets on, Notice you the type that like to keep them on a leash though, I'm known to walk alone, But I'm alone for a reason, Sendin' me a drink ain't appeasin' believe me " Rahkel's theme music 'Upgrade You' begins playing through the speakers and Rahkel walks out onto the stage. The fans cheer Rahkel on as she walks down to the ring. Rahkel smiles at the fans as she makes her way down. Rahkel gets into the ring and shares a hug with Ciara, they both seat themselves. Ciara: "Welcome back to the show... I'm digging the new look... The curly hair the high heels... Impressive!" Rahkel: "Thank you Ciara you stay fly also!" Ciara: "Well Rahkel were ready to hear what goodies your hitting us with... So go ahead girl get your message out there." Rahkel: "Well when I came into XWE, I tried to come in with a nice attitude... Ya know I came in as this girl from the Bronx and I tried to keep a postive attitude... Ya know being nice to everyone... Playing fair... I guess you can say a fan favorite? Or something like that... But as you can see where did it get me? What did it get me? Nothing? I was excited to have a match at XWE Avenged for the Women's Tag Team Titles. But being the good girl and all, I played fair and I didn't get those titles..." Ciara: "So what are you trying to say really?" Rahkel: "Well the first time I came onto the Show I said I was real... I wasn't fake... And well latley I just haven't been being my TRUE self... I'm not that nice girl... I mean I am nice but my attitude wasn't real... What im trying to say is I'm a real Bitch and..." "Let me show you what love is, Let me show you how to move your body, Let me show you how to make me crazy, Too much loving never hurt nobody!" Candice Michelle's theme music ends and Candice is seen on the stage with a microphone in her hand. Candice: "Rahkel... Sweety hold on let me get a little closer to you for this." Candice Michelle begins walking down the ramp. Candice drops her Women's Tag Title onto the floor and prances down to the ring. Rahkel Armani stands up as Candice walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. Candice: "Okay now that we are a bit closer and I can get a little message to you I will do just that... Now what I was saying is, honey the reason you didn't gain anything since you came into XWE is because sweetie, you have no talent... It's plain and simple... You are nothing... You will always be nothing... Your worth nothing." The crowd begins to boo Candice Michelle. Candice: "Now that I was 'real' with you what do you think about that?" The camera zooms in on Rahkel who has a shocked expression on her face. A tear rolls down Rahkel's face and Rahkel throws her hands into her face and begins to cry. Candice Michelle: "Awww it looks like I made her cry! Sweetie its okay... The truth has to hurt sometimes... LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!" Rahkel removes her hands from her face but the crowd doesn't catch a glimpse of her face because her head is tilted down. Candice: "If I have to repeat myself again I'm going to beat you in this ring just like I did at Aveneged!" Rahkel slowly picks her head up and looks Candice in the face with a devlish look. Candice Michelle drops the microphone and slaps Rahkel across the face. Rahkel's face turns to the left side from Candice Michelle's smack. Rahkel turns around and the same look is on Rahkel's face. Candice Michelle smacks Rahkel again acorss the face and Rahkel quickly turns her head back with the same look. Candice raises her hand once again and Rahkel spears Candice Michelle outside of the ring. Cheers are heard throughout the arena. Rahkel Armani begins pounding on Candice Michelle ,slapping her across the face. Candice Michelle gets Rahkel off of her and begins crawling up the ramp trying to get away. Rahkel Armani kicks Candice in the stomach and begins dragging her up the ramp by the hair. Rahkel reaches the top of the ramp and grabs Candice by the hair and looks down below where equipment and tables are set up. Rahkel grabs Candice and sets her up for a powerbomb and throws Candice down below as Candice crashes through many tables!!! XWE Officials rush out running down the ramp and into the little pathway on the side where Candice Michelle lays. Rahkel looks down below and throws up her 'roc' sign, turns around and walks away heading backstage. Joey Styles: "Oh my goodness! Did you folks see that powerbomb delievered by young Rahkel Armani? That was deadly! This chick isn't playing around! Well, we will be back after these short messages, my gosh." XWE Aggression gose to commercial. It comes and the camera heads back to the ring and starts to swing around the arena, checking out the fans. All of a sudden. Jade’s new entrance music hits and she walks out on stage with the Aggression Women’s Championship belt held high above her head. Some signs in the crowd read: ‘Jade’s a sellout’ and ‘Jade screwed Mo’. The crowd’s reactions to Jade are split down the middle, with some fans booing and some cheering for the champion. She enters the ring and proceeds to take a microphone from Layla El. Jade waits for the crowd to settle down before she starts speaking. Ciara: "What's Jade doing out here?" Joey Styles: "Dont ask me..." Jade: “I have received a lot of fan mail this week regarding what I did at Avenged.” The crowd boos loudly. Jade: “I know how you all feel and I can’t imagine what Monique is feeling now and I’m greatly sorry for what I did, but there is a reason why I played the tape of Monique and Cena… It wasn’t my intention to do anything. I just wanted to go home after my match, but…” Ms. Gianni appears on the TitanTron and she says: “Jade, you are down in the ring for one reason, to tell all these people the ‘real’ reason why you played that tape at Avenged!!!” Ms. Gianni winks down at Jade before her face disappears from the screen and the attention is focused back on Jade in the ring. Jade, “Umm… I don’t know what that was about. Anyway, the reason I played the tape at Avenged was to get revenge on Monique and help my sister. See, when Jewel and Randy hooked up, Monique went totally psycho on Jewel. At that point in time, I thought Jewel deserved what she got. But now that Monique has gone and done the exact same thing that Jewel did, I thought that there would have to be some justice around here.” The crowd continues to boo Jade… Jade: “You can act that way all you want. You all know, what Monique did is wrong and she needed to know that first hand… And the only way to get Monique to feel the same way Jewel did was to broadcast the footage live to millions of people around the world!” Jade’s theme music hits again and she drops the microphone and exits the ring with her championship belt strapped around her waist. Joey Styles: “So Jade played the tape to get revenge on Monique for doing the same thing her sister did?!” Ciara: “That’s some confusing shit!” Joey Styles: “Jade didn’t really feel comfortable in the ring though. It was like she was holding something back.” Ciara: “If I had Monique Orton coming after me, I wouldn’t feel comfortable anywhere!” Joey Styles: “And what makes it more confusing is that Jade said she was ‘greatly sorry’ for what she did. Why would she play the tape, then say she’s sorry and then say that she did it to get revenge!?” Ciara: “You’re dwelling on the situation too much Joey. It’s hurting my head and I ain’t even thinking about it!” Joey Styles: “I just think there’s more to the situation than what Jade is telling us!” Melina & Nina VS. Mickie & Candice Diva’s Tag Title Match Layla El: “The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! And it is for the Diva’s Tag Team Titles!!! Introducing first. Weighing in at a combined weight of 246 pounds. The team of… MICKIE JAMES and CANDICE MICHELLE!!!” A mixture of Candice’s and Mickie’s theme music plays. It starts off with Mickie’s loud music and once the divas are half way down the ramp, it changes to Candice’s seductive music. Mickie climbs up in the ring without using the steel steps as Candice walks up the steps. They enter the ring with their tag titles around their waists. Candice raises her title up high and then Mickie shouts, ‘We will never lose our titles!’ With an aggressive voice. Joey Styles: “I would have never expected these two ladies to hold the Diva’s Tag Titles together.” Ciara: “I never thought Candice would ever be a champion in XWE but then again… She was a former Women’s Champion over on Unleashed last year. Layla El: “On her way to the ring. From Los Angeles. Weighing in at 122 pounds… MELINA!” Melina’s theme music begins to play as she walks down to the ring wearing a short skirt and a sleeveless top. She walks down the ramp with her long high heeled boots. She then stops at the ring and does her infamous entrance. She kicks her right leg up on the apron, and rubs her leg down, she then kicks her left leg up and grazes her way under the bottom rope. Ciara: “Ew, I could vomit right now.” Joey Styles: “Come on Ciara… Her entrance is great, we don’t need to have this conversation every time Melina comes out.” Melina stands up in the ring and stares at Mickie and Candice. Mickie and Candice begin shouting at Melina from across the ring. Melina just ignores them gives them her ‘talk to my hand’ gesture. “I see you, I am me, I want cha, Why don’t cha, Come to me, I can be, What you need, Oooh baby, I’m standing, Been waiting, I’m yearning, Oooh I’m burning, Come to know me, Come get to know me.” Layla El: “And her partner. From El Paso, Texas. Weighing in at 119 pounds… NINA RAMIREZ!!!” Nina Ramirez begins walking down the ramp as some stick their hands out. Nina slaps some hands of the fans as she stares at Melina and murmurs something in Spanish. Nina walks up the steel steps and enters the ring under the middle rope. Joey Styles: “I don’t understand this GM. Why would she put Melina and Nina as partners in this match? They despise each other!” Ciara: “Gianni is crazy, that’s why.” Melina and Nina just stare at each. The Referee tries to figure out which one of them will start the match. Nina rolls her eyes and gets out of the ring and stands on the apron. The bell rings and the match starts off with Melina and Mickie James. Ciara: “Looks like Mickie and Melina are starting off for us now.” Joey Styles: “Yeah, I cant wait to see how Nina and Melina act as a team.” Mickie quickly clotheslines Melina down to the floor and goes down and begins slamming Melina’s head into the canvas, hard. Mickie grabs Melina’s hair and drags her over to Candice. Mickie tags in Candice and Candice stomps on Melina. Candice brings Melina to her feet and slaps her across the face. Melina kicks Candice in the stomach and then whips her head to the floor with a neck breaker. Melina runs over to Nina to make a tag. Nina sticks her hand out but Melina looks at Nina and doesn’t make a tag. Melina cuts her eyes and Nina and then goes back over to Candice. Joey Styles: “Wow, such attitude.” Ciara: “They aint winning no Diva’s Tag Titles, they can’t work as a team!” Melina brings Candice up and irish whips her to the ropes. Melina then gives Candice a flapjack, slamming her face into the canvas hard. Candice crawls over to Mickie and quickly makes a tag. Mickie comes running to Melina with a clothesline again but Melina elbows her a few times then swings her into the turnbuckle. Melina begins to slap Mickie in her face. Melina turns to Nina and points to her and then slaps Mickie once more. Melina brings Mickie up and gives her a running bulldog. Melina then walks over to Nina to make a tag but instead she pushes Nina, her partner, off of the apron. Ciara: “See what I mean… I knew these two wouldn’t make a good team.” Joey Styles: “Oh come on! They could at least try to work together for the Tag Titles!” Melina turns around and begins hitting Mickie James. Outside, Nina gets up and slides into the ring discretely. She runs towards Melina and punches her in the head. Melina turns around and Nina spears Melina outside the ring. The two begin to roll around, slap each other, and pull each others hair while Mickie and Candice just look at them and laugh. The Referee begins counting. One, two, three, four. Nina and Melina are still screaming and brawling outside. Five, six, seven, eight, nine… The referee prolongs the nine count but then says, ten! The Referee signals for the bell as the divas still fight. Layla El: “Here are your winners of this match… And STILL the Diva’s Tag Team Champions… Mickie James and Candice Michelle!!!” Joey Styles: “Oh my goodness, Nina and Melina are just vicious over there!” Ciara: “Ah man… Candice and Mickie are still the champs.” Joey Styles: “That was barely a match!.” Ciara: “Yeah uh… Someone needs to stop those to girls from cat fighting.” The Referee goes outside the ring and tries to pry the two ladies apart as Mickie and Candice walk up the ramp laughing their heads off. The Referee grabs Melina and begins to pull her off of Nina. Nina then gets off the floor and swings her palm at Melina but Melina ducks and Nina ends up slapping the Referee to the floor. More Referee’s begin running down to the ring as the two divas scream and kick around. The camera zooms backstage… Josh Matthews is standing in front of the camera with Majin. Josh Matthews: “At this time, please welcome… Majin!” Majin: “Wrap it up… My match is next Oswald.” Josh Matthews: “My name is Josh Matthews, Sir.” Majin: “Ah whatever. I just wanna say that me and my partner Jade, will defeat Monique and John Cena. No doubt about it.” Josh Matthews: “You sound pretty confident…” Majin: “Do you know who I am? I’m Majin. Do you know who Jade is? Jade is the god damn Women’s Champion!” Josh Matthews: “Okay…” Majin: “Don’t give me attitude Oswald just shut up and listen! Me and Jade are winning our match and that’s final!” Majin walks away as the camera faces and heads back to the Commentators. Ciara: “Someone’s cocky…” Joey Styles: “I think he’s a little too confident.” Majin & Jade VS. Monique Orton & John Cena Layla El: “The following contest is an inter-gender mixed tag team match! Introducing first. From Vancouver, British Columbia. Weighing in at 215 pounds… MAJIN!!!” Majin’s theme music begins to blast through the speakers as he walks down the ramp. The crowd boos him. He walks slides into the ring and ignores the fans. Joey Styles: “Poor Majin… No one likes him.” Ciara: “I cant wait to see this match.” Joey Styles: “I know… The superstars in it are quite interesting.” Ciara: “Yeah what a mix of stars to put in one match.” “Breathe… You get me so… Get me so excited, I'm hot, come on, so get it ready… And I'll open my spot for you, anytime you want me to…” Jade’s theme music begins to play as she walks down the ramp. The fans boo her and some rude signs get raised up in the air. Jade reads some of the signs and rolls her eyes. Layla El: “And his partner. From Staten Island, New York. Weighing in at 128 pounds… JADE!!!” Jade reaches the ring. She climbs up the steel steps and walks over to Majin. The two begin talking as Monique’s theme music plays. Ciara: “Jade is strange… Why did she play that tape at Avenged anyways?” Joey Styles: “I don’t know… And she cheated Cadence out of winning the Women’s Championship!” “Won’t you ring the alarm! I been through this too long! But I’ll be damned if I see another chick on your arm! She gon be rockin’ chinchilla coats if I let cha go, Pimped in the house off the coast if I let cha go, She gon take everything I own if I let cha go.” Monique Orton appears on the top of the ramp as the fans get off their seats and cheer for her. She slaps the hands of some fans as she walks down the ramp. She gets in the ring and waits for her partner as Majin and Jade stare her down. Joey Styles: “Monique looks fired up for her match tonight, huh Ciara?” Ciara: “RING THE ALARM!” Joey Styles: “Uh… Good answer!” Ciara: “Aright where’s the Wangsta.” The crowd becomes silent as Monique looks around. Some signs get shove din the air. Monique reads some and smiles and then turns to the ramp looking for her partner. Layla El: “And Monique’s partner. From West Newbury, Massachusetts. Weighing in at 240 pounds… JOHN CENA!!!” “BRRRRRRR AVENUE!!!” John Cena’s theme music begins to play as he comes through the curtains and violently swings his arms and legs around. He throws his hat into the air and some lady catches it. He then takes his shirt off and the females in the crowd go crazy. Cena throws his shirt into the crowd and slides into the ring. Joey Styles: “There’s the Wangsta, Ciara!” Ciara: “Yeah I can see him now…” John Cena runs and spears Majin to the floor. John Cena begins to punch him in the face. The Referee tries to control John Cena but before he can do anything, Monique is already over to Jade punching her and giving her chops across the chest. Ciara: “Damn Cena and Monique wanted to started this match quickly.” Joey Styles: “Damn… The Referee cant even control them. Matches like these need one Referee for each superstar.” John Cena and Monique stop beating up their opponents and Cena gets on the apron. Majin gets up and slides outside the ring, and gets up on the apron as Jade stares at Monique. The Referee signals the bell and Monique runs at Jade. Jade lifts her leg up and side kicks Monique in her stomach. Jade grabs Monique’s hair and whips her head into the canvas. Jade shouts ‘I’m the Women’s Champion!’ Jade bangs Monique’s head into the canvas and then brings her up. Jade slaps Monique in her face and Monique just stares at her. Jade slaps Monique again and Monique grabs Jade’s hair and violently begins to pull her back and forth. Monique then knee’s Jade in her gut and pushes her to the floor. Joey Styles: “Wow Monique is strong.” Ciara: “Poor Jade…” Monique yanks Jade up by her hair and gives her a suplex. Monique brings Jade up once more and gives her an arm drag. The crowd cheers as Monique walks over to tag in John Cena. She tags John Cena and he runs in and grabs Jade by her arm. Cena lifts Jade onto his shoulders, ready to land his signature move, the F-U. Ciara: “What? Isn’t Majin supposed to come in automatically when John Cena is tagged? I thought only one gender can be in the ring at a time.” Joey Styles: “Not in this case, I think Ms. Gianni changed the rules.” Jade begins to wiggle her legs around and punch Cena in the back like a little kid. Majin then runs into the ring and spears Cena to the floor making Jade land on the canvas. Majin grabs Jade’s leg and drags her over to their corner. Jade then stretches her hand and tags in Majin. Majin comes into the ring and Cena is already to his feet. Cena and Majin begin exchanging lefts and rights. Majin takes the upper hand and irish whips John Cena to the ropes. Cena comes back and gives Majin a cross body. Cena gets up and starts doing his all famous ‘You Cant See Me’ gesture , the crowd begins going wild as Cena bounces off the ropes and jumps over Majin, bounces off the opposite ropes then stomps at Majin in the ring and begins brushing his shoulder off. Cena drops his knuckle into Majin’s head. Joey Styles: “Five knuckle shuffle! Whooo!” Ciara: “Cena is really fired up tonight.” John Cena drags Majin over to Jade and while Majin stretches his hand out to tag in Jade, Cena runs over and tags in Monique. Jade and Monique run at each other in the center and lock up. Monique over powers Jade and swings her around. Jade quickly turns around and fists Monique in her face. Jade then punches Monique in her face again and then gives her a huge back hand. Jade irish whips Monique and then dropkicks her down to the canvas. Monique quickly gets up and Jade hair whips her to the floor. Monique gets up once more and Jade spears her to the floor and begins to punch her. The Referee orders Jade to get off of Monique. Jade kicks Monique a couple of times and then tags in Majin. Ciara: "Jade is pretty impressive in this match." Joey Styles: "Well she is the Women's Champion..." Majin gets in the ring and brings Monique to her feet. Majin points at Cena and then clotheslines Monique to the floor. Majin goes for the pin. One, two, kick out! Majin brings Monique up once again and irish whips her to the ropes. Monique comes running back and she slides through Majin's legs and crawls over to Cena making a tag. John Cena runs in the ring as Majin backs away a little bit. John Cena walks up to Majin and kicks him in the shin. Cena then pushes Majin into the turnbuckle and gives him a face crusher. John Cena locks in the S.T.F.U on Majin. Majin yells in agony as the Referee checks for tapping. Joey Styles: "It can all be over now." Ciara: "Yeah... Majin looks like he's going to tap too!" Cena tightens his move as Majin gets ready to tap. All of a sudden Jade comes and kicks John Cena in the head. Cena quickly gets up off the floor and stalks Jade to the corner. Jade slaps Cena across the face. beofre you know it, Monique is in the ring. Monique grabs Jade and whips her across the ring floor. The Referee then orders Monique to get back in her corner. Jade gets up and eyes Monique as they both head to their corners. Majin gets to his feet and John Cena lifts him up on his shoulders. Cena lets Majin stay on his shoulders for a few seconds, he then looks around the arena, and slams Majin down landing the F-U! John Cena looks down at Majin, then at Monique. Cena poitns to Monique and the fans begin to cheer. Cena then tags in Monique. Ciara: "Nice F-U by Cena!" Joey Styles: "Now Monique is in the ring! This could be the end!" Monique Orton awaits Majin to get up. Majin slowly gets up, a little disorientated. Monique quickly jumps in the air and lands the M.K.O on Majin! Monique covers Majin for the pin. One, two. Jade comes into the ring and pulls Monique off of Majin. Monique gets up and the divas are now face to face. The Referee comes and breaks the two up and Jade gets back in her corner. Monique turns around and Majin lands a swinging neck breaker on her! Majin then tags in Jade. Joey Styles: "What!? How can he do that!? Monique Orton is a lady!" Ciara: "Oh no...! That was a powerful move by Majin!" Jade covers Monique. One, two. John Cena comes in and breaks the count. The Referee makes Cena get back to his corner. The Referee then warns both teams about interfering in he counts. Jade brings Monique to her feet. Jade then begins kicking Monique and slapping her. Jade grabs Monique's hair and before she can do anything... Monique grabs her hair too. The two begin to pull hair while circling the ring. Monique shoves Jade away and runs to tag in Cena but Jade dives and grabs Monique's leg, pulling her down. Cena stretches his hand out far enough and Monique makes the tag. Jade quickly turns around and tags in Majin. Majin comes in and Cena runs towards him. Majin lifts Cena up on his back and spins around making Cena's feet knock the Referee straight out of the ring. Majin then slams Cena down to the canvas hard. Majin stays on him for the cover, but he notices the Referee isn't there. Ciara: "Oh great... No Referee!" Joey Styles: "Why does this always happen in XWE?" Ciara: "I don't know... The Referee's are just in the wrong place at the wrong time I guess." Joey Styles: "Very un likely." Jade gets off her apron and runs towards Monique. Jade grabs Monique's leg and yanks her off of the apron making Monique's face smash on the ring's edge. Jade then gets into the ring and stands on the top of the turnbuckle. Majin brings Cena to hsi feet and Jade leaps off of the turnbuckle and lands her finishing move, a Diving Hurracanrana. Jade goes back and stands on her apron and holds the string. Majin then goes outside and lifts the Referee into the ring. Majin shakes him a bit, reviving him. Majin covers Cena and the Referee counts very slowly. One... Two... Three!!! Majin gets off the floor and Jade runs into the ring. The two hug each other and Jade orders the Referee to pass her Women's Championship belt. Jade holds her belt in the air as she and Majin celebrate. The cameras zoom backstage... Justice Williams and Kristal are walking down the hallway. They pass Triple H. Triple H then stops them and begins talking. Triple H: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy. Where are you two headed?" Justice Williams: "I have a match next... And that's where we're going." Triple H: "Oh really? Well I just wanted to say... You have bigger things to worry about than Justice McBride." Justice Williams: "What's that supposed to mean?" Triple H: "It means that if you win that Undisputed Championship tonight... Then your gunna have to deal with me!" Triple H walks away while staring Justice straight in the eye. Kristal: "What was that all about?" Justice Williams: "I have no clue..." Justice and Kristal continue walking as Ms. Gianni's Assistant; Maria runs up to them. She's breathing quite heavily. Maria then begins to speak. Maria: "Oh Ms. Gianni said that..." The cameras fade and don't pick up what Maria says. Ciara: "Looks like Triple H wants that Undisputed Championship." Joey Styles: "Yeah but Justice didn't even win it... Why is he saying this now?" Ciara: "I don't know but Triple H just failed to win the Tag Titles... I'm sure he's title hungry." Joey Styles: "Yeah I guess your right." Justice Williams VS. Justin McBride Undisputed Title “I'm bossy, I'm the first girl to scream on the track, I switched up the beat on the drum, That's right I brought all the boys to the yard, 'Cause I'm bossy!” Ciara: “Not the theme music I was expecting to play.” Ms. Gianni walks out with a microphone in her hand. Ms Gianni: "Cut my music! Hurry and cut it now... There now that there is silence in this arena besides these flity fans here in Miami, Florida." The fans begin to boo Ms. Gianni. Ms Gianni: "Oh put a sock in it! Now I don't just make apperances here for no reason at all. I always have something important to say. Right at this moment a match between Justice Williams and Justin McBride is supposed to happen but guess what? That will not be happening today. Nope and you know why? I got bored. I Changed my mind!" Crowd: "Boooooo!!!" Ms Gianni: "Is this the way your mothers raised you? Filthy rats!!! I'm oh so sorry to disappoint you all but I had a change of heart at the last minute but I've come across something even better I mean... I've watched Unleashed and look at there World Champ. Shining with glory. I look at Justin McBride and Justice Williams and I see lots of talent between the two but no entertainment!" Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!" Ms Gianni: "So I thought to myself what a better way than to provide entertainment... Spice things up... So while I was being fed from that pathetic diva Monique Orton, I thought to throw in another XWE superstar in the match. But who? Of course the little Whore hinted at Cena but, a bell rang in my head and I caught on! Why not have a 15 Man Over The Top Rope match? The superstar to win this will get the wish of a lifetime because that superstar will jump straight into spotlight! That superstar will be going up in a match with Justice Williams and Justin McBride! That's right! So next week live here on XWE Aggression! We will have a 15 Man Over The Top Rope match! The winner of that match will then appear in a match later on that night. The match he will be a Triple Threat match for the Undisputed Title!" Ciara: "Ms Gianni... Well she's impressive I'll give her that. I mean she's rude, but impressive! Joey Styles: "Impressive indeed! Ladies and Gents you heard it! Next Week here on XWE Aggression, a 15 Man Over The Top Rope match! Ciara: "Followed by an Undisputed Championship Triple Threat match! Wooo that was a mouthfull! Joey Styles: "That's it for Aggression! Ciara: "Don't forget XWE Aggression's next show will be Janunary 1st. On New Years!!! That's right. So have a Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas and we will holla at ya next year 07 baby! BALLIN!" |
