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| ‘Uncle Sam taught him to shoot maybe a little too well, Finger on the trigger, Loaded bullet, He hit the stage so full of rage and let the whole world know it…’ XWE Unleashed’s theme music is interrupted by the sound of Batista’s music booming through the speakers surrounding the arena. Batista walks down the ramp and enters the ring, taking the microphone from Lilian Garcia. Batista: “You people don’t know what you’re missing out on! Last week on the ‘Super-Show’ all the rookies got their chance to shine. Stone Cold didn’t even think of adding me to the show. Does he not know that there can’t be a show without me… let alone a ‘Super-Show’! And now, after receiving the match card this week, I yet again don’t have a match! This guy calls himself the General Manager…? Hell, even Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler would be a better GM than him… At least we’d get to see more of the chicks! I don’t even know why I bother…” The sound of smashing glass is heard throughout the arena as Unleashed’s General Manager walks down the ramp. Stone Cold Steve Austin enters the ring and snatches the microphone from Batista as the crowd settle down for him to speak. Stone Cold: “You think you can come down here… (‘WHAT’) Running your mouth… (‘WHAT’) And just like that, I’ll give you a match… (‘WHAT’)” Batista: “You are going to run this show into the ground Austin. You’re worse than all the other GM’s put together!” Stone Cold: “Can you speak up? I can’t hear a damn word you’re saying coz you’ve got 18,000 people calling you an asshole!” Batista: “I’ll whoop your ass all over this ring if you don’t give me what I want!” Stone Cold: “Did Stone Cold just hear you say you’ll whoop my ass all over the ring…? (‘WHAT’) Right now, you’ve got your beady little eyes locked on the eyes of the world’s toughest son of a bitch! (‘WHAT’) If you all wanna see me open up a can of whoop ass on this stupid bastard down here, give me a HELL YEAH!” The crowd responds with their chant of ‘HELL YEAH!’ as Batista backs away from the General Manager. Austin: “You want a match…? (‘WHAT’) You got one! Find a partner quick, coz you’re up first you drugged up freak!” Austin’s rolls out of the ring and walks backstage as Unleashed’s theme music hits again and the pyros blast off across the stage. Batista & ??? VS Chun Li & Matt Hardy Batista is left standing in the ring by himself as Unleashed’s theme music ceases. Lilian enters the ring with a microphone in her hand as the bell is rung. Lilian: “The following Intergender Tag Team contest is scheduled for one fall… Introducing first, at a combined weight of 356 pounds, the team of Matt Hardy & Chun Li!” ‘OH YEEAAAAH!’ Matt Hardy’s music hits as Chun Li and Matt walk down to the ring together. They enter the ring as the crowd cheer for them. Lilian: “And their opponents, at a combined weight of 425 pounds, the team of Batista and…” ‘SO F*CK YOUR RULES MAN!!!” Lilian: “… LITA!” Lita rocks her way out on stage and down to the ring as the crowd show their love for her. She enters the ring and taunts but gets cut off by Batista, who grabs her and literally throws her through the middle ropes. King: “Obviously Batista wants to start off in this match!” JR: “I can’t believe how he just handled Lita.” King: “I’d be scared if I were Matt. Batista will just throw him around the ring like a rag doll!” Chun Li exits the ring and stands on the apron as Matt Hardy faces Batista. Batista runs at Matt and knocks him down with his huge shoulder. Batista gets down to the canvas and starts driving his knee into Matt’s knee. Batista gets Matt to his feet and lifts him up and then slams Matt’s stomach straight down onto his knee. Batista wastes no time in getting Matt back up to his feet and then executing a Vertical Suplex. King: “Matt doesn’t have a chance against Batista. His best hope is for Chun Li to try and get over Lita… Where is she?” JR: “She’s still on the floor outside the ring King! She must have knocked her head when she was thrown out of the ring by Batista. Someone needs to help her!” The match goes on with Matt getting back to his feet and Batista charging at him with his arm outstretched, hitting a massive clothesline. Batista hauls Matt up and then takes hold of his head. Matt tries to fight off Batista but he is too strong. Batista drives his knee into Matt’s stomach three times and then propels him across the ring. Chun Li jumps down from the apron as Batista comes closer to her. She runs around the ring and helps Lita get to her feet. The EMT’s come running down the ring and carry Lita backstage as Batista places his foot on top of Matt Hardy. The referee slides down to the canvas and counts, 1…2…3! Lilian: “Here are your winners via pinfall, Batista and Lita!” JR: “That man is cruel… Someone needs to put him in his place!” King: “You can have that job JR!” Jessica Hardy is backstage walking down towards Stone Cold's office. She knocks on the door when she gets to the office and she walks in and approaches Austin's desk. Austin: "What can I do for ya Jess?" Jessica: "Well see Mr. Austin... I don't have a match this week and I'm kinda feeling like I wanna kick someones ass!!!" Austin: "I'm sorry Jess, but the card is full this week!" Jess: "That's not good enough then is it? Jessica Hardy has to appear on every show!" Austin: "You're appearing now... Look, turn around and smile for the camera!" Jess: "Ugh... I WANT a match next week and I'll get it whether you like it or not!" Jessica Hardy walks out of the GM's office and she bumbs into Kasha Makato. Kasha: "Watch where you're... Umm... Hey Jess!" Jess: "Ugh... Does my day have to get any worse?!?!" Kasha: "Listen bitch. I'm trying to be as nice as I can towards you, but you've just gone over the line right there! I'm sick of you being it and a bit. You're nothing Jessica... you're just as good as the next rookie!!!" Jessica laughs as Kasha finishes: "You're funny... oh, what was your name again? Doesn't matter, it ain't like people are gonna be screaming it out there! As good as a rookie hah?? Damn that rookie must be HOT!!!" Kasha shakes her head and walks off down the hall as Jessica giggles to herself... The camera shows footage of a different backstage section... Natasha is walking backstage. She comes to a locker room marked "Unleashed Divas". She takes a deep breath and slams the door open. This reveals Torrie Wilson and Alexis Valentine sitting on the couch having a conversation. Torrie: "Ew, what do you want?" Natasha: "Stay outta this Torrie." Torrie: "Ugh! How dare she!?" Alexis: "Get to the point rookie. What the hell do you want?" Natasha: "This isn't over. I ain’t gonna let you attack me backstage plus beat me in a match and have you run your mouth around here." *Alexis stands up* Alexis: "Well, well, well. Little rookie thinks she got game." Natasha: "Oh shut the hell up gothika. I'm gonna get my revenge and it ain’t gonna be sweet." Alexis: "Oh I know you didn't just call me ..." Torrie: "Yeah, I'm afraid she did." Alexis starts to scream as Natasha walks away and Unleashed heads to a commercial break. As Unleashed comes back from the break, we see Synyster Gates walking backstage, heading to his locker room as Booker T walks up to him with a smug look on his face. Booker: “You’re Synyster Gates right? Yeh, I thought so…” Synyster: “… And you’re Booker T! What can I do for you?” Booker: “Nothin... Just wanted to come and get face to face with the person that’s taking my match time. See dawg… last week, it was supposed to be Booker T versus Alexander Nash… but you took my place, and now you’re going to get revenge!” Synyster: “Listen… I didn’t realize I ‘stole’ your match. I’m very sorry! Now I have to get to the locker room…” Booker: “You ain’t going anywhere dawg!” Booker takes Synyster by the head and throws him up against the locker room door. He pulls him away from the door and throws him across to the other side of the hallway, slamming him into the concrete wall. Voice: “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” Booker T turns around to see that Stone Cold is walking out of the locker room. Steve looks down at Synyster and then at Booker T. Steve: “I was just sitting in the locker room… (‘WHAT’) Drinking some beer… (‘WHAT’) When I hear this crash against the door… (‘WHAT’) Then I come out to find you two jackasses out here… (‘WHAT’)” Booker: “You gotta hear me out dawg… I was just walking by when this guy came and attacked me…” Stone Cold: “Don’t you be talking shit to me… (‘WHAT’) You disrupted my god damn beer time… (‘WHAT’) And for punishment, you better get ready for a match… And that’s the bottom line… Coz Stone Cold said so!!!” The camera heads backstage and we see Randy Orton in his locker room cooking an instant meal in the microwave. He closes the door of the microwave and then enters the time. The meal starts cooking, but then all of a sudden the whole microwave bursts into flames. Randy gets propelled to the other side of the room as smoke starts filling the room. Randy starts panicking as he is trying to find an extinguisher. He gives up and starts coughing loudly as the smoke gets thicker and thicker. The flames die down but the smoke just keeps filling the room. Randy drops to the ground behind the couch in his locker room. Suddenly, the door bursts open and XWE officials put out what’s left of the fire with an extinguisher. As the smoke clears, one of the officials asks if there is anyone in the room. Randy doesn’t answer because he is unconscious lying on the floor and the officials can’t see him behind the couch. The officials wait until the smoke has cleared more and then they leave the room with Randy still on the ground. King: “That guy has got so much bad luck around fire JR… I mean, last week he thought there was a fire in his room and now there’s just been one in the exact room!” JR: “Clearly something is going on King. Surely it can’t be coincidental.” Synyster Gates VS Booker T “I'm a roller, I'm a rider, number one motherf*ckin' survivor. So move over, I'm the driver, and I'm high and I'm gonna keep getting higher, yeah, yeah, yeah.” Survival of the Sickest by Saliva booms through the speakers. Lilian: “Introducing first… Weighing in at 232 pounds, from Huntington Beach California, Synyster Gates!” Synyster walks down the ramp holding his head in pain and slides into the ring. A mix of boos and cheers fill the arena. JR: “This should be a really good match King.” King: “Maybe… We haven’t really seen much of Synyster apart from when he was teaming with Kaleb Vermillion before the draft.” The bell rings and the two competitors get on their way. Booker T jumps around the ring and Synyster locks up with him. Booker T pushes Synyster to the ground. Booker runs to the ropes and comes back and baseball slides into Synyster’s ribs. Booker pulls Synyster up and whips him to the turnbuckle. Booker steps back to the opposite corner and charges for Synyster. Synyster moves out of the way and Booker hits the turnbuckles. Booker T goes down to the ground. Synyster walks over to him and pulls him up. Synyster whips Booker T to the ropes and then clotheslines him. Synyster runs to the ropes, jumps on the middle rope and lands a moonsault. JR: “That was a big move for Synyster.” King: “But I wouldn’t say Booker T is out of it yet.” Synyster gets up and climbs to the top rope. Synyster raises his arm and the crowd cheers. Synyster jumps and connects a 450 splash. Synyster goes for the pin, 1…2… Booker kicks out! Synyster gets up and pulls Booker T up by his hair. Synyster toe kicks Booker T in the mid section. Synyster runs to the ropes behind Booker and comes back and Bulldogs Booker. Synyster gets up and walks to the ropes. Booker T gets up and Synyster runs over and does a Frankensteiner. Synyster again goes for the pin, 1…2… kick up. JR: “Synyster is proving to be a good competitor King!” King: “Huh… Sorry, I was just reading this magazine… Did you know that some women can…” JR: “I don’t want to know!” Synyster looks angry and gets up. He walks over to the turnbuckle and leans in the corner. Booker T begins to get up and Synyster heads over towards him. Booker gets toe kicked by Synyster. Booker bends down and elbows Synyster in the mid-section. Booker T throws another elbow and then another. Synyster gets knocked back and Booker T scissors kicks Synyster. Booker T lifts Synyster up to his feet and runs to the ropes. Booker T makes his way back and goes for a belly to belly. Synyster moves out of the way and Booker T hit’s the ref. The ref gets knocked out and Synyster takes advantage. Synyster runs and drop kicks Booker T. Synyster rolls out of the ring and pulls a sledge hammer out from under the ring apron. King: “A good competitor huh JR?” JR: “Well, he WAS proving to be a good competitor!” Synyster slides in the ring as Booker T is getting up. Synyster starts to hit Booker T with the sledge hammer and sees the ref making his way up. Synyster throws the sledge hammer to Booker T and drops to the canvas. The ref gets up and sees Booker T with the sledge hammer and Synyster down. The ref singles for the bell and Booker T starts complaining. Lilian: “Your winner via Disqualification… Synyster Gates!” King: “Well, a good competitor can cheat. There’s nothing wrong with that!” JR: “Cheating doesn’t solve anything King!” King: “No, but it can make a man extremely happy!” The camera zooms backstage... Kashawn Chambers is in a locker room with Zach Carter and Jewel. Zach Carter is sitting on a chair with his arm around Jewel; Kashawn Chambers is sitting across from them. Kashawn: “So what do you have planned for our victims later tonight?” Jewel: “You mean, Elijah and Mysterio?” Kashawn: “Yeah girl, just get with the program.” *Zach laughs* Zach: “I'm thinking we should show them who they’re messing with, and teach them a lesson.” Kashawn: “Good idea. A lesson they will never forget. And hopefully they stay away from OUR tag titles.” Jewel: “Baby, those tag titles are calling your names.” Zach: “Yeah I know. And since we didn't get to finish our shit on Aggression, it's all going down here on Unleashed.” Kashawn: “Damn straight. Ain’t nobody gonna come in our way this time. Damn draft. We would of been the Aggression Tag Team Champions right now homie!” Zach: “Yeah I kn...” *Jewel cuts in* Jewel: “But Zach, baby. Look on the bright side. At least now you’re on a show with me.” Zach strokes Jewel’s cheek and they both smile at each other. Zach: “Mmmm, you got a point precious.” Kashawn: “Ah cut the crap! Bottom line is we run this show. So screw the god damn rules 'cause it's going down!” Jewel: “With all this heat, I guess the hottest tag team needs the hottest manager… ME!!!” Zach: “NOW, We’re the best tag team.” Kashawn: “Alright team, let’s bounce.” Kashawn takes a last sip of his drink, sets it on the end table and leaves the room with Zach and Jewel following him. The three walk out of the room. They walk in beside each other and down the hall. Jewel spots Trish Stratus. Jewel: “Hold up guys, lets start our business here.” Trish: “Oh hey guys, and Jewel.” Jewel: “Hey, how are you?” Trish: “Well I'm gre ...” Jewel cuts her off by grabbing her hair and bending her backwards. Jewel: “Too bad we don't care.” Jewel slaps Trish and knee's her in the gut. Trish quickly responds by jumping up and almost hitting Jewel but Zach grabs her and holds her from behind. Zach: “Hit her baby!” Jewel kicks Trish in her stomach a few times then slaps her across her face. Zach lets go of her and Jewel throws her into the wall. Kashawn goes over and picks up a trash can full of garbage. He then dumps it into Trish's head. Jewel: “Wow, you smell. You do know, you don't have to pay for water here on Unleashed, the showers are free.” Kashawn, Zach and Jewel walk off laughing as Unleashed heads to a commercial break! Michelle McCool VS Amy “Bounce wit it drop wit it, Lean wit it rock wit it, Snap wit it, All my ladies pop yo backs, wit it, Do it do it do it do it, You know the world be rockin' to it to it, So do it do it do it to it…” ‘Do it to it’ plays by Cherish. Lilian: “Introducing first weighing in at 109 pounds from Des Moine, Iowa… AMY!” Amy walks down the ramp and slides in the ring and shows the crowd her moves. Michelle McCool music plays as she makes her way to the ring Lilian: “Making her way to the ring weighing 122 pounds from Palatka, Florida… Michelle McCool!” Michelle gets in the ring and waits for the bell. Amy starts the match by running over and tackling Michelle. Amy begins to slap Michelle across the face. Amy gets up and stomps on Michelle’s face. Amy picks Michelle up and throws Michelle down by her hair. Michelle gets up holding her hand and Amy toe kicks her. Amy runs to the ropes and comes back driving her knee into Michelle’s side. Amy gets on the bottom turnbuckle. Amy jumps and lands a leg drop. JR: “Amy is doing really well in this match. Better than I thought she would do.” King: “The match just started JR…” Amy picks Michelle up by her hair. Amy whips Michelle to the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Michelle ducks under and makes her way to the other side. Michelle makes her way back and lands a drop kick. King: “Haha… You spoke too soon JR. Michelle is fighting her way back!” Michelle gets up and sits on top of Amy. Michelle slaps Amy across the face and then begins to slam her head on the ground by her hair. Michelle gets up and takes a breath. Amy gets up and Michelle chick kicks Amy. Michelle goes for the pin, 1…2… kick up. Michelle gets up and begins to choke Amy. Michelle stops and gets up and then flips Amy over and gets Amy in a head lock. Michelle gets up and picks Amy up and tosses her into the turnbuckle and then kicks Amy in the mid-section and Amy falls to the bottom turnbuckle. Michelle begins to choke Amy with the heel of her shoe. Amy seems to look really uncomfortable. She starts waving her arms around in a state of panic as Michelle moves her foot away from Amy’s neck. Amy rolls out of the ring and runs up the ramp heading backstage. JR: “Where’s she going King?” King: “You don’t think she saw something up Michelle’s skirt do you?” JR: “You’re a despicable man King!” The referee speaks to Lilian before she announces: “Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match via count out… Michelle McCool!” JR: “It’s just strange King. It looked as though Amy was having some sort of an attack!” King: “Yeah… with Michelle’s shoe!” JR: “No, like a panic attack King!” Michelle exits the ring after the ref raises her hand and she heads backstage as the camera goes backstage. Michael Cole: “We are here with new Unleashed star Alexander Nash. Alex, last week you had an action-packed match with Synyster Gates and a brutal match Cameron Skeen. What are the effects on you from said matches?” Alex: “I'm a bit banged up from the Gates match but the match with Cameron took its toll. I had to get stitches from the barbed wire.” Cole: “Speaking of your match with Cameron, your victory guaranteed you a shot at the Hardcore Championship at the PPV. What are your thoughts on this and what is your game plan going into and for the match?” Alex: “In my first week with XWE I won a title shot. How many people can say that? As far as my game plan goes... Before the match it's all about being in good condition but also remaining entertaining. For the match it’s simple... Win. I don't care if I have to bury Cameron alive, I will win no matter the cost.” Alex turns towards the camera and looks into it. Alex: “You hear that Cameron? I don't care who you are, that title is mine. And if you get in my way I Can and WILL Destroy You!” Alex walks off down the hallway fixing his bandages up on his head from the cut he got last week. Alex stops at the vending machine to get a coke. Just as Alex bends down, Cameron comes up from behind and nails Alex into the vending machine. Cameron is also bandaged on his chest. Cameron lifts Alex and throws him through the wall. Cameron cleans off the table full of food, drags Alex from out of the wall and puts Alex on top of the table. Cameron climbs on top of the vending machine and jumps off. Alex rolls off the table and Cameron splits his head open on the corner of the table as it breaks in half. Alex gets up and grabs a metal pipe and beats Cameron on the head with it. King: “Help! Help! Somebody get down there and break those two up.” Alex drops the pipe and picks Cameron up. Alex whips Cameron into a steel fence. Cameron’s head nails the hard concrete floor. Alex picks up a steel chair and puts Cameron’s foot in between it. Alex backs up and heads toward Cameron. Alex goes for a leg drop and Cameron moves out of the way. JR: “Where is security King? You would think they would be back there by now.” Cameron gets up and sees a bag full of tacks. Cameron grabs the tacks and lifts Alex up. Cameron drags Alex to the parking lot and throws Alex down. Cameron spreads the tacks beside the semi truck and heads over towards Alex. Cameron picks Alex up and bashes his head into a window of a black car. Cameron pops the trunk and sees a sledge hammer. Cameron gets Alex up and swings the Sledge hammer at Alex’s head. Alex dodges the oncoming sledgehammer and pushes Cameron into the car. Alex gets part of the window and bashes Cameron across the head with it. JR: “Some of that glass must have hit Alex, his head is bleeding.” King: “More stitches for the both of them.” Alex gets Cameron up and throws right handed hooks, smashing his fist into Cameron’s head. Cameron gets knocked back and Alex whips Cameron into the semi truck. Alex charges at Cameron but Cameron moves. Alex nails the truck and falls back on the tacks. Cameron climbs the ladder on the semi truck and jumps off. Alex moves and Cameron nails the hard floor and the thumb tacks. Alex gets up slow and brings Cameron up with him. Alex sets up for the Jackhammer and connects it. Cameron lands back on the tacks as Alex staggers as he gets back to his feet. He spits on Cameron and limps away… King: “These two nut-cases don’t know when to stop JR! They’re gonna kill each other before they even get to the PPV!” JR: “I think you’re right about that King. Someone needs to stop them from being near each other all the time!” Rey Mysterio & Elijah Wayne VS Zach Cater & Kashawn Chambers “When I was 8 I was rhymin not back yard game playin, Watchin Snoop anxiously and waitin for my chance man, Hot and cocky wit it cause I know that I am man, I'm goin down in history like American Band stand…” Elijah Wayne’s music blares through the speakers as Rey Mysterio and Elijah walk out on stage for the first time on Unleashed. King: “Do these two guys even know each other JR? It just looks like they’ve been thrown together to make a team because no one else wants to go up against Zach Carter and Kashawn Chambers.” JR: “I don’t blame anybody for not wanting to wrestle against Kashawn and Zach. But I do have to say that Rey and Elijah are friends backstage. Elijah is new to the XWE and Rey is new to Unleashed, so they’ve been spending their time together getting to know how it goes down on Unleashed!” Lilian: “And their opponents, at a combined weight of 393 pounds… Kashawn Chambers & Zach Carter!!!” Zach and Kashawn stand at the top of the ramp hearing the fans boo. Both of them are holding a steel chair as they walk down to the ring and the boo’s get louder. They shrug them off and evilly smirk to the crowd. As they enter the ring, they raise the chairs into the air and then place the in the corners. Kashawn and Elijah Wayne exit the ring and stand in their respective corner as Rey quickly darts at Zach Carter as Zach punches him in the head. Zach grabs Rey and starts taunting the fans as he continues to punch him. Rey tries to fight out of Zach Carter’s hold but Zach just forces the pressure on him more. Zach releases the submission on Rey then pushes him to the canvas. Zach kicks Rey several times then goes to tag in Kashawn. Kashawn Chambers runs into the ring and grabs Rey’s leg so he can’t tag in his partner, Elijah. Kashawn stands over Rey and then continuously drops his elbow in Rey’s leg. Kashawn then whips Rey and clotheslines him down. Kashawn then runs onto the top rope and waits for Rey to get up. Rey gets up and Kashawn leaps through the air, spearing Rey down to the canvas. Kashawn gets to his feet and then tags in Zach. JR: “I must admit that these two are such a great team together. They work excellently with each other.” King: “Especially when they have steel chairs in their hands!” Zach Carter goes down to the canvas and throws his fist back and forth into Rey’s face. The crowd boo’s as Rey starts to get up. Rey slowly gets up and then tries to run over to his partner for a tag but, Zach runs and lands a bulldog. Zach then goes to the top turnbuckle and taunts the fans as they boo him loudly. Zach gets off of the turnbuckle and turns to see Rey slowly getting to his feet. Rey gets to his feet and Zach goes up to him. Rey punches Zach in his face then kicks him in the mid-section and then lands a quick neck breaker and tags in his partner, Elijah Wayne. King: “The new guy has finally stepped foot into the ring for his first match here on Unleashed!” JR: “Let’s just hope he knows what’s coming after the match if he and Rey lose.” Elijah runs at Zach who tries to move out of the way. Elijah grabs Zach, whips him then lands a tornado DDT. He then runs over to Kashawn Chambers and knocks him off the apron with a closed fisted right hook. The crowd starts to cheer as the rookie gains momentum. Elijah starts punching Zach, he then takes Zach and lands a back breaker. Kashawn comes onto the apron and whistles to Zach. Zach gets to his feet and whips Elijah straight towards the referee. Elijah knocks the ref down and then Kashawn Chambers enters the ring. He runs straight over to Rey and knocks him off the apron. Kashawn and Zach then work together in the ring against Elijah. They hit a double suplex, and then as Elijah is getting back to his feet, they charge at him and hit a double clothesline. Zach grabs him and whips him into the turnbuckle as Kashawn follows him and kneels down in front of Elijah. Zach runs towards them both and jumps off Kashawn’s back slamming into Elijah. JR: “Leave the kid alone… He’s just new!” King: “It was his choice to get in the ring with them!” Zach moves over to the corner where they stored the steel chairs they brought out with them and he picks them both up. He throws one over to Kashawn as they wait for Elijah to get to his feet. As they are waiting, Rey runs into the ring to try and save his partner, but Kashawn swings his chair at the right time and it slams into Rey’s skull, sending him straight down to the canvas. The referee starts to move as Elijah is just about to stand up. King: “They’re gonna get disqualified JR!” JR: “Good… they shouldn’t even have the chairs out here!” Elijah finally stands up as Zach and Kashawn both swing their chairs at the same time. Elijah’s head is instantaneously struck with two chairs as Zach & Kashawn hit the Double Conchairto. Elijah drops back down to the ground, probably unconscious as Zach and Kashawn throw the chairs out of the ring and the referee gets back to his feet. Zach makes sure Rey Mysterio isn’t around as Kashawn goes down for the pin, 1…2…3! Lilian: “Here are your winners… Kashawn Chambers and Zach Carter!!!” JR: “Those cheating bastards! How could they do that to a rookie King?” King: “Well, you take hold of the chair and you swing it hard!” JR: “Zach Carter & Kashawn Chambers are a great team King, but they gotta know when to stop.” King: “But it’s more fun this way JR…” The titantron plays a live clip from backstage, interrupting JR & King... Alexis Valentine is in the hallway walking while listening to her iPod. Footsteps are heard behind her, but she can't hear because of the loud Rock N Roll music. From behind, someone throws a rope around her and ties it tight, and pushes her onto the floor. The person then takes tape and seals it across Alexis' mouth. Alexis starts struggling while the person drags Alexis down the hall and into a dark room. It's dark and exceptionally silent for a few moments until the lights suddenly turn on. The titantron shows Alexis sitting on a wooden chair with the rope tied tight around her and black duck tape on her mouth. The light then shines more showing the strange masked person behind her. The masked person takes the mask off revealing, Natasha Reid. Natasha: "Alright gothika, think you got game? Running your mouth… Making fun of me! You think I'm a joke?" Alexis: "Mmmm!!! Mmmm, mmm!!!" Alexis starts to breathe heavily through her nose… Natasha: "I told you this ain’t over. And believe me, I meant what I meant." *Natasha giggles* Natasha: "Oh right, well now you do!" Alexis' cell phone starts to ring as Natasha takes Alexis' cell phone from her jeans pocket and gets ready to answer. Natasha: "Awww, does little Lexis want to answer her phone?" Alexis: "Mmmm!!! Mmmm!!! MMMM!!!" Natasha leans over to Alexis' face. She then smiles sweetly and gives her a big slap. Natasha: "Shut the hell up!" Natasha looks at Alexis' cell phone which is flashing "Torrie" on it. Natasha changes her voice into a sweet one. Natasha: "Hello?" Torrie: "Oh hey Alexis. They’re giving out free left over Halloween gift baskets out the front. It has cookies, and bath soaps shaped like cute little Pumpkins!" Natasha: "Who the hell cares?" Torrie: "Uh ... This isn't Alexis." Natasha: "Well duh you loser! Sorry, Alexis can't come to the phone right now. Let's just say, she's a little ...Tied up!" Natasha laughs as she smashes Alexis' cell phone to the floor making it break. Natasha: "Now, Lexi, Want that tape off your mouth?" Alexis shakes her head, yes. Natasha leans over to Alexis and rips the tape off hard. Alexis: "OW!" Natasha: "Hmph." Alexis: "What the fuck is wrong with you! Let me outta here! HELP! HEEELLLPP!!!" Natasha quickly puts the tape back on Alexis' mouth. Natasha: "Oh please. What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you? You picked the wrong chick to mess with." Natasha walks over to a 2 litre can filled with some kind of fluid. She takes it up from the floor and shows it to Alexis. Natasha: "Hey, look who came to stay with you in this lonely, cold, dark room." Alexis' eyes widen. Natasha unscrews the can and starts to pour it one metre away from Alexis, in a circle while talking… Natasha: "Now sweetie, it would be a shame for me to go through all this trouble and not leave you with anything. Let's see ...Hmmm. Do you like fires?" Natasha throws the can on the floor. She goes in her back pocket and pulls out a matchbook. Alexis starts to totally freak out. She starts trying to scream, and jump with the chair. Natasha: "Oh struggle all you want. This match can just go in your hair instead of this fluid." Natasha lights the match and drops it onto the fluid. The fluid ignites quickly and makes a ring of fire around Alexis. Natasha: "So long sweetie." Natasha walks out of the room and closes the door. She starts to walk down the hall elegantly as if nothing happened. JR: “… I’m totally shocked King!” King: “Do you think that was real?” JR: “Of course it was you idiot… someone needs to go and help Alexis!” King: “Don’t look at me. I’m already hot sitting here… imagine what it would be like near that fire!” As Unleashed goes to a commercial break, the titantron shows XWE security trying to bust through the door to the room where Alexis is. Jeff Hardy & Randy Orton VS Chris Jericho & Kane “Break the walls down!!!” Chris Jericho’s music blasts through the speakers and he makes his way out on stage to the mixed reaction from the crowd. He walks down to the ring and waits for his partner as he enters the ring. ‘BOOM’… The flame pyros shoot out of the stage as Kane’s music hits and he walks out on stage adjusting his elbow guard. He steps over the top rope as he enters the ring and he meets with Jericho in the center of the ring as the turnbuckle pyros shoot up into the air. The drums kick in through the speakers and the lights start flashing randomly as Jeff Hardy makes his way out on stage doing his own unique moves. The crowd cheers for him as he slaps the hands of the fans on the way to the ring. King: “See JR, unlike Aggression fans, the Unleashed fans actually like Jeff Hardy. And we do promise, if he ever wins the World Championship here on Unleashed, we will not turn against him and make him lose it like they did on Aggression!!!” JR: “Calm down King… No need for the brand rivalry. Jeff Hardy is an amazing athlete and it’s an enormous pleasure to have him here on Unleashed.” Jeff waits at the base of the ring for Randy Orton to come down to the ring but Jeff Hardy’s music continues to repeat itself. Jeff enters the ring and has a word with the referee before the bell is rung and the match is signaled to begin. King: “Wait… where’s Randy Orton?” JR: “Jeff Hardy can’t go up against Kane and Jericho by himself!” King: “That’s ridiculous… Hardy needs Orton down there!” JR: “I bet Orton is still in the locker room behind the couch King. He probably doesn’t even know his match has started because he’s unconscious.” The match starts with Kane and Jeff Hardy in the ring. Jericho exits the ring and stands on the apron of his corner. Jeff Hardy and Kane meet in the center of the ring and from nowhere; Kane swings his right fist which connects with a huge uppercut sending Jeff sailing down to the canvas. Kane gets Jeff Hardy to his feet and then rakes Jeff’s eyes. Jeff swings his arms randomly to try and knock out Kane because he can’t see, but Kane avoids the attacks and throws some punches of his own. He hammers his fists into Jeff’s skull, backing him into the corner of the ring where Chris Jericho is. Kane tags Chris in and they both start beating on Hardy. Kane holds Jeff as Chris toe kicks Jeff just below the rib cage. Kane releases Jeff, throwing him to the canvas as he steps out of the ring and takes his place on the apron. JR: “This is so unfair King!!!” King: “I realize that JR. There’s nothing you or I can do about it though!” Jericho gets straight to work on Hardy as he forces his boot down onto Jeff’s neck, choking him. Chris releases the hold and then kicks Hardy in the head and then lands a powerful leg drop. Jeff Hardy gets to his feet and Chris sets him up for a neck-breaker, but Jeff counters the attack and lifts Jericho up and over for a vertical suplex. Jeff quickly gets Jericho back this his feet and then positions him for a move, but Kane runs into the ring and sends Jeff down to the mat with a big boot. JR: “This match can’t go on like this… Jeff Hardy has no possible way of winning this match!” King: “Don’t doubt him JR. Jeff was the Aggression Undisputed Champion. I’m pretty sure he’ll be able to work his magic somehow!” Kane gets Jeff to his feet, picks him up and lands a sidewalk slam before exiting the ring again. Jericho waits for Hardy to get to his feet and when he does, Chris runs towards Jeff and then hits a spinning heel kick. Jeff lays motionless on the canvas as Chris stands over him, takes a hold of Jeff’s legs and locks in the Walls of Jericho! King: “That’s it… It’s over JR!” JR: “What the hell…” Kane comes into the ring and grabs Chris Jericho around the throat. Jericho lets go of the Walls of Jericho as Kane drags him into the center of the ring. All of a sudden Kane raises Jericho into the air and then sends him crashing down to the mat. Jeff Hardy manages to get to his feet and when he does, Kane uses his force and clotheslines Jeff straight back to where he came from. Kane lifts Jeff up easily and then manhandles him, positioning him into a powerbomb. Before Kane can hit the powerbomb, the crowd get to their feet as Randy Orton’s music blasts through the speakers and Kane looks straight up at the entrance ramp. Randy’s music plays for a while without seeing nothing from him, but then all of a sudden he jumps the barricades, slides into the ring and hits the RKO on an unsuspecting Kane. Kane face smashes into the canvas as Randy gets back to his feet seeing Jeff, Jericho and now Kane lying in the ring all motionless. JR: “Finally someone came out to help King!” King: “He took his time though. Jeff is lucky Randy came out at that time… He would have been powerbombed through the canvas if Orton was any later.” JR: “That could have happened… But what I don’t understand is the reason why Kane chokeslammed his partner in this match, Chris Jericho?” King: “I don’t know JR! Maybe he just had some anger he had to get rid of.” Randy Orton walks over to Jeff Hardy and tries to help him up, but as soon as Randy touches Jeff, Jeff springs up to his feet, knees Orton in the stomach and hits an Extreme Twist of Fate! The crowd remains silent, not knowing what to think. Jeff heads to the top rope and flips off landing the Swanton Bomb on Randy Orton. As Jeff Hardy gets to the top rope to taunt to the crowd, Kane gets to his feet. Kane climbs to the top rope as well, right next to Jeff Hardy. Hardy looks scared as Kane grabs him by the throat and lifts him to his feet, standing on the top topes. Kane looks Jeff Hardy straight in the eyes before jumping off the top rope... on the outside of the ring!!! Kane flies through the air, still clutching to Jeff Hardy’s neck as JR and King are going mental at the announce table. Suddenly, the arena goes quiet as the unbelievable chokeslam from the top rope to the concrete floor outside the ring touches down on the hard, cold floor with a huge thud. Instantly, Jeff Hardy starts bleeding from the back of his head as Kane’s music hits and he stares straight at Randy Orton and Chris Jericho in the ring as EMT’s rush down to help Jeff Hardy and the Unleashed cameras fade out… |