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| “Uncle Sam taught him to shoot maybe a little too well, Finger on the trigger, Loaded bullet, He hit the stage so full of rage and let the whole world know it, Six feet away they heard him say, Oh God, don’t let him pull it…” The XWE Unleashed theme music hits and the green and sliver fireworks blast off all along the stage as the crowd get to their feet and applaud for what they know will be an awesome show. Lilian: “Ladies and gentlemen, please make welcome the XWE Unleashed General Manager… Stone Cold Steve Austin!!!” The sound of shattering glass is heard right through the arena as Stone Cold comes out with a beer in his hand drinking it. Austin walks around the table and picks up a mic. The camera zooms in and we see a red carpeted ring with a table set up in the middle. On the table there are 2 microphones and the XWE Hardcore title. Austin: “I’m down here in the ring, wasting my god damn beer drinking time to make sure those hardcore sons of bitched sign these papers. I’m not wasting anymore time, so Cameron get out her now.” “Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone)… Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction... My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone)… No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention…” Cameron walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. Austin points and tells Cameron to go to the right side of the ring. “Running…On our way…Hiding…You will pay…Dying…One thousand deaths…” Alexander makes his way to the ring and he climbs up the steps. Austin tells him to stay on the left side of the ring. Austin: “Upon signage of this contract, both participants in the match for the Hardcore title at XWE Avenged will consent that they are willing to participate in the match. Also, between the time of signage and the Pay Per View, the two superstars will not be able to be within 5 meters of each other. If this contract is breached, the superstar who breaches it will be suspended from XWE Unleashed indefinitely!!!” The crowd cheers as Austin finishes reading the contract and Alex and Cameron stare intensely at each other. Austin: “Is there anything you would like to say Alex?” Alex: “No just let me sign the papers!” Austin: “How about you Cameron?” Cameron: “Umm… No but thanks anyway!” Austin: “Ok then… Let’s get this shit over with…Sign the damn papers!” Alex looks at the contract for a second, reading over it a little more. Alex takes the pen and signs his name ‘Alexander Nash’. Austin: “Thank you Alex. Cameron… sign the papers.” Cameron looks at the Contract and reads over it. Cameron takes the pen and makes it look as if he signed the paper. JR: “He didn’t sign that contact King!” King: “How do you know JR? These two superstars want to be at their fullest strength for their match at the PPV. Why would Cameron not sign…?” Cameron picks the Hardcore Championship up from the table and rubs it. Cameron says to Alex that it is all his. Cameron smirks and pushes the table over and then bashes the title into Alex’s head. JR: “I told you King… I knew he didn’t sign that contract!!!” Cameron sees that blood is dripping from Alex’s head all over the canvas. He looks at the Championship belt to see that some of Alex’s blood is on the belt. Cameron wipes it off with his finger and ‘signs’ the papers with Alex’s blood. Austin looks at Cameron and shakes his head as Cameron exits the ring. JR: “Welcome to Unleashed ladies and gentlemen. I’m JR and this is the King and we’re in for a fantastic night tonight!” King: “We’ve already seen two of the most hardcore superstars in XWE history sign the contract for their match at XWE’s upcoming pay per view Avenged.” JR: “And that’s only in the first ten minutes King. There’s plenty more to come.” King: “There sure is JR, especially the debut of a few new Unleashed superstars up first.” Genesis & Ted Johnston VS Michael Kelso & Shelton Benjamin “Bullet with a Name” by NonPoint booms through the speakers as Genesis appears on the stage. He begins to walk down the ramp, until his music stops. He looks around confused, only to become even more confused when “Born to be Wild” by Steppenwolf plays. Genesis looks at the stage a little pissed off as ‘Crazy’ Ted Johnston runs out from the back. Ted runs down to Genesis and pats his back repeatedly and then asks for a high five. Before Genesis can even think about giving him a high five, Ted runs in circles around him and then runs down the ramp. King: “… These are the types of people getting hired these days JR? JR: “Ted Johnston is a marvelous athlete King. You haven’t even seen him in the ring yet!” King: “Just seeing him out of the ring is enough to make my mind up!” Genesis stares on, saying ‘Are you serious? This is my partner?!’ Genesis begins to follow him as Ted slides into the ring. He then runs around the ring, pumped up and ready. Genesis climbs into the ring and looks at Ted with a bit of disgust. “Ain't No Stopping Me Now!!!” Shelton Benjamin's theme then plays. Shelton Benjamin and Michael Kelso both appear on the stage. They both then begin to walk down the ramp. Michael slides into the ring as Shelton quickly climbs the steps and then enters the ring. Shelton and Michael begin to talk over who will start as Genesis pushes Ted into the corner, letting him know he'll start. Ted then climbs out of the ring and jumps and twitches outside the ring. Genesis looks confused as he turns away from Ted and stares at Michael, who will be starting for his team. Genesis and Michael begin to circle around each other and then lock up. Genesis uses his strength to push Michael off his feet and onto his back. Michael looks up at him with shock, and then gets back up. He runs to Genesis, only to get hit with a clothesline. As Michael tries to get back up, Genesis kicks him back down. He does this repeatedly until he runs to the ropes. Michael finally sits up, only to get knocked back down by a Shining Wizard by Genesis. Genesis then goes for the pin. 1...2...KICK OUT! Genesis then looks upset, but gets to his feet and picks up Michael. He whips Michael into the turnbuckle and then runs at full speed and hits him with a stinger splash. Michael then falls to the mat and then rolls onto his back. Genesis climbs to the top turnbuckle and then jumps off for a Swanton Bomb. But Michael quickly moves out of the way and jumps to tag in Shelton. Shelton then hops over the top rope and runs to Genesis, who is starting to get back up to his feet. Shelton gets him back on his back with a hard kick to his side. Shelton then gets into the mount position and gives Genesis several punches. The referee demands for him to stop, but Shelton continues. The ref begins to count him out. 1....2....3....4.... Shelton finally gets off him and then begins to talk trash to the ref. Shelton picks Genesis up and then taunts him by bringing him just an inch away from Ted. Genesis tries to tag him in, but Shelton tosses him towards the other side of the ring. Genesis bounces back off the ropes and Shelton hits a kitchen sink. Genesis then begins to get up, and manages to get to his knees. Shelton goes for a super kick, but Genesis grabs a hold of his boot. Genesis then gets to his feet and pushes away Shelton's foot, and Shelton turns all the way around with a spinning heel kick. Genesis is back on his feet as Shelton walks over and tags in Michael. King: “These guys are actually impressive JR!” JR: “I told you King. You just have to give some people a chance!” Michael then climbs into the ring and Shelton follows him to pick up Genesis. The referee is demanding for Shelton to go back to his corner, but Shelton ignores him. Michael and Shelton begin to take turns taking punches at Genesis. Michael then backs away as Shelton drives his knee hard into Genesis' gut. Michael then wraps his arm around Genesis and goes for the Sliced Bread #2 as Shelton taunts Ted. As Michael jumps off the top turnbuckle, Genesis prevents Michael from completing the move. He holds Michael up in the air and then turns around. Shelton then begins to go back to his corner, until Genesis throws Michael to crash into him. Michael then lays there motionless as Shelton begins to get to his feet. Genesis then grabs him and hits the Death Sentence on him. Genesis tags in Ted and Ted jumps over the top rope and into the ring. Genesis picks up Shelton and throws him over the top rope to crash to the outside. Genesis then bounces off the ropes and attacks Shelton wi! th a corkscrew splash. Michael then slowly begins to get to his feet and Ted hits him with the In-Out-And-Around and holds it for the pin. 1...2...3! Ted then jumps back to his feet excited. Genesis gets up and begins to walk back to the ramp. Ted then slides out of the ring and meets Genesis at the ramp. Ted tries to celebrate with Genesis by jumping all around him crazily. Genesis slaps him in the face and Ted calms down instantly. Genesis is seen saying ‘That's much better’; as Genesis begins to walk back up the ramp and Ted holds his cheek. Ted then looks back at Genesis and then runs up the ramp and races past Genesis to get to the back. Genesis shows an expression of impatience and annoyance. King: “Now that the rookies are out the way, we can get onto bigger and better things… PUPPIES!” JR: *Rolls eyes* The camera heads backstage and we see Amy sitting along in one of the hallways, singing to herself. Michelle McCool walks around the corner and notices Amy. Michelle: “Hey Amy!” Amy shrieks and backs away from Michelle as she walks closer to her. Amy starts shaking and tears roll down her cheeks. Michelle: “What’s wrong Amy? Have I done something to upset you?” Amy: “I can feel it all the time… The pain I went through just because she wanted revenge… DIVE IN BITCH… what an awful way to treat someone… HOLD YOUR BREATH… I just wanted to say hi… YOU’RE GOING FOR A SWIM…” Michelle: “… Are you feeling alright Amy? Maybe you should take care of what you have to take care of and then go home.” Amy: “Take care of it… good idea!!!” Amy walks down the hallway leaving Michelle looking very confused… JR: “Michelle isn’t the only one that’s confused King… I wouldn’t have a clue what Amy is talking about.” King: “Well, she mentioned holding her breath… Maybe that’s why she freaked out last week when Michelle was choking her in their match… I just wanna know what she’s taking care of.” JR: “Only time will tell…” Jewel VS Trish Stratus “Oh, lets rock n’ roll, This time I’m control, Right now I own the streets, I got the keys to the city, That’s cause I get down…” Lilian: “The following divas contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Trish Stratus!!!” Trish Stratus appears on stage and heads straight down to the ring as the crowd get to their feet and cheer for her. She enters the ring and waits for her opponent. JR: “Trish will be fuming after what happened last week with Jewel King!” King: “Of course she will be; she was dumped in the trash by Jewel last week!” JR: “Jewel, Zach Carter and Kashawn Chambers now have a team name King?” King: “Is it ‘The Cheaters’… or maybe, ‘Hardcore Idiots’…” JR: “No King… The Assassins!” As JR finishes his sentence, the lights go out and the infamous three words are shown on the big screen, ‘Dirrty… Filthy… Nasty’. Lilian: “And her opponent, from Staten Island, New York, representing The Assassins… Jewel!!!” Jewel seductively crawls out on stage and as soon as she arrives, the crowd’s reaction turns to a murmur of boos. Jewel gets to her feet at the bottom of the ramp, and then proceeds to run her hands roughly through her hair before entering the ring. The bell rings as the match gets started with both divas locking up in the center of the ring. Trish gets the upper hand as she pushes Jewel across the ring. Jewel gets to her feet and quickly dodges an oncoming attack from Trish, sending Trish over the top ropes. Trish grabs a hole of the ropes and lands herself on the apron as Jewel looks around at the crowd thinking Trish is lying on the ground on the outside of the ring. Trish gets back into the ring and turns Jewel around and starts laying open fisted punches into the side of Jewel’s face. JR: “Trish is coming hard King!” King: “Silence would be the best option right now so I can sit here and watch these two beautiful divas in the ring.” Jewel blocks one of Trish’s punches and then instantaneously whips her across the ring. Trish bounces off the ropes and travels back towards her stationary opponent. At the last second before Trish meets with Jewel, Jewel bends down and flips Trish over the top of her with a back body drop. Jewel gets Trish straight to her feet and hits a snap suplex and holds for the cover, 1…2… Trish kicks out. Jewel gets up to her feet and starts kicking Trish’s knee. She then continuously starts dropping her elbow down onto the same knee, and then holds it in a submission. Trish’s expression turns to pain as she tries her hardest to reach the ropes. Jewel locks the submission in tighter just as Trish is about to touch the bottom rope. Trish raises her hand above the canvas and is indecisive whether to tap. Jewel maliciously smirks as Trish’s hand lowers towards the canvas. All of a sudden though, Trish darts her hand towards the ropes and grabs a hold of them. Jewel releases the hold after a 4 count from the referee. JR: “I thought it was all gonna be over then King!” King: “This match can go all day long for all I care!” Jewel gets to her feet and watches Trish use the ropes to get up. Trish stabilizes herself against the ropes as she sees Jewel running towards her. Trish plants her feet and waits for the opportune moment. Just as Jewel reaches Trish, Trish suddenly moves out of the way, grips Jewel’s hair and heaves her out of the ring. Trish takes a breather in the ring as she waits for Jewel to resurface. After it seems like Trish has been waiting for a while, she goes to look where Jewel is. Trish looks over the ropes where she threw Jewel out of the ring, but there is no sign of her rival. JR: “Where the hell did Jewel go King?” King: “Hopefully some place that I am the only one who can find her.” JR: “In your dreams King!” King: “Like the one I’m having right now…” While Trish is looking over the ropes of one side of the ring, Jewel suddenly rolls into the ring on the opposite side. Trish doesn’t notice that Jewel is in the ring until Jewel is right behind her. Jewel kicks Trish in the mid-section and then hits the Twist of Fate! Jewel holds the cover on Trish, 1…2… Trish kicks out!!! JR: “Trish kicked out of the pin after an amazing Twist of Fate from Jewel.” King: “Maybe she’ll go hide underneath the ring again so I can join her…” Jewel goes to the top ropes as the crowd boos her. She looks down at Trish and then leaps off, hoping to hit an elbow drop, but Trish rolls out of the way. Trish gets to her feet quickly and picks Jewel up as well. Trish hooks her arm around Jewel’s head and then points up in the air signaling for her finishing maneuver. Trish runs towards the side of the ring still with her arm around Jewel’s head, and she jumps up and uses the buoyancy of the ropes as she bounces her feet of the ropes, turns around in mid air and… Jewel pushes Trish to the canvas half way through the Stratusfaction. Jewel gets Trish to her feet and sets her up for the Reflection. Jewel lands the finishing move and pins Trish, 1…2…3! Lilian: “Here is your winner via pinfall… Jewel!” Jewel’s arm is raised by the referee as her music blasts out of the speakers around the ring. Jewel looks at Trish and then immorally smirks as she gets Trish back up and hits another Widow’s Peak on her already immobile opponent. Jewel drags Trish over to the corner of the ring and uses the tag rope to choke Trish. Trish starts kicking her legs wildly as she loses air, watching Jewel laugh in her face. JR: “This is out of control now… Somebody needs to be down here!!!” Jewel releases the rope around Trish’s neck and then pulls something from the inside of her top. She takes the cap off the item and them starts coloring her lips in a bright shade of red. She throws the lipstick into the crowd after she’s finished with it and then bends down and kisses Trish leaving a bright red lipstick mark on her cheek. Jewel blows a kiss to the crowd as the crowd’s boos get louder and louder and then she exits the ring, heading backstage… XWE Unleashed heads backstage and we see Jeff Hardy is preparing for his match. Jessica Hardy knocks on the door and walks into the room with an envelope in her hand. Jeff: “Hey… Don't just walk in my locker room like that!” Jessica: “Oh please, there’s nothing in here I haven't seen. Anyhow were not gonna go public on what happened between us at all. It will just be known that we are through once again.” Jeff: “That’s perfectly fine with me… When will you be out of my house?” Jessica: “Oh you’re so funny Jeff… More like my house!” Jessica throws the divorce papers onto the couch that Jeff is sitting on... Jessica: “My house!!! And I want you out of it by tonight.” Jeff: “I can't pack all my things in one night.” Jessica pulls her PSP out and presses the X button… “To The Left to the Left… To The Left to the left… To the left to the left… Everything you own in a box to the left… In my closet that’s my stuff yes if I bought it please don’t touch…” Jessica stops the song… Jessica: “Pretty much clears it up… Everything you own is in a box to the left of my house as soon as you walk in... Jeff, I don’t know what went through your head but baby, I’m Jessica Hardy… I can have another you by tomorrow… No wait… Tonight!!!” Jeff: “Jess… I said I was sorry!” Jessica: “Like I said… You must not know bout me… I will have another you by tomorrow… Don’t ever for a second think you’re irreplaceable!” Jeff Hardy signs the papers and throws them onto the floor… Jessica: “Awww, don't be mad… At least I left you with enough cash and the second house…” Jessica Hardy picks the papers up off the floor and walks into Jeff's bathroom and changes into her lingerie and walks out of the bathroom. Jessica: “Take a nice look at me as I walk out of the locker room… It will be the last time you see me this close!” Jeff Hardy throws his cell phone at the door as Jessica Hardy walks out of the locker room. JR: “… The Hardy’s have broken up???” King: “Woo… Jessica is SINGLE!!!” JR: “No chance in hell King!” Jessica Hardy VS Kasha Makato (Lingerie Contest) King is standing in the ring with his crown positioned on top of his head and holding an XWE microphone in his hand. King: “Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for my favorite part of the show… You all know what that mean… PUPPIES AGAIN!!!” The crowd laughs as King pauses and Jessica Hardy’s music hits… “I'll be your Queen, for a day. Baby we can get away .I can do anything u wanna do any time just pick its place. I'll be your Queen, for a day. Maybe you won't have to chase. If ya really want me to be the one, all ya gotta do is say, “Be My Queen!” Jessica Hardy walks out on stage wearing a robe around her body. She walks down to the ring elegantly as the crowd become ecstatic that they’re seeing Jessica Hardy. She enters the ring as greets King with a kiss of the cheek which sends him into heaven. JR: “Don’t do that Jessica… He’ll be talking about that for the rest of the night now!” “Don’t wanna be an American Idiot…” Kasha Makato’s music hits as she walks out on stage wearing a black silk robe and carrying a whip. Kasha walks down to the ring listening to a mixed reaction from the crowd. She enters the ring and gently pulls the sash that is holding her robe together. The robe drops to the canvas as we see Kasha wearing: *This* King: “I didn’t say go yet… but don’t worry! I’m pleased that I didn’t have to wait longer!” JR: “That man is ridiculous. He should never get into the ring with divas again… Especially divas wearing lingerie.” Kasha cracks the whip a few times before Jessica takes the microphone from King and says… Jessica: “You think that you can come down here and make the rules? Jessica Hardy always goes first… Have you never learnt to respect greatness? Well… I guess now that you’ve taken my spotlight and tried to win the crowd over first, there’s nothing left for me to do than just…” Jessica slowly pulls on the sash that is holding her robe together and inch by inch, the robe start to slide down Jessica’s body revealing: *this* The crowd shows their liking towards Jessica’s lingerie with a huge ovation. King takes his crown off and drops to his knees and starts bowing towards Jessica. JR: “Does this mean that Jessica Hardy wins the lingerie contest?” Kasha walks up to Jessica and starts yelling in her face. Kasha pushes Jessica backwards and continues talking trash at Jess. Jessica looks around and the crowd and looks as if she is losing her patience. Jessica starts cracking her knuckle, getting ready for something big but then all of a sudden Amy’s music hits and both Kasha and Jessica dart their attention towards the entrance ramp. JR: “What the hell is she doing out here?” Amy comes out on stage with a microphone in her hand followed by several police officers. Amy: “That’s the woman who attacked me… Jessica Hardy… I want her arrested!” The police officers walk down to the ring in single file. They enter the ring and stand in a circle around Jessica Hardy. One of the officers is heard saying: “It is best to co-operate Ms. Hardy!” Jessica hesitates before holding her arms out so the officers can cuff her wrists. They walk her out of the ring and take her backstage as Amy and Kasha follow them, laughing at Jessica. King: “That must be what Amy was talking about when she said she was going to take care of something.” JR: “… She’s taking it a bit too far though King. Having Jessica arrested is stupid.” The camera zooms backstage as we see Lita sitting in the divas locker room looking very depressed. Torrie Wilson walks up to Lita and offers her tissues and a glass of water and then she sits down next to Lita. Torrie: “Lita sweetie… Austin must have seen what happened last week; you could just go and talk to him about it. You can’t sit in here all the time.” Lita: “It’s the only way that he won’t be able to get to me.” Torrie: “It can’t be that bad. Come on… let’s go and get something to eat.” As Lita and Torrie stand up, the door is thrown open and Batista casually walks into the locker room. Torrie: “This is the DIVAS locker room… You have no right to…” Batista pushes her out of the way as he stares Lita straight in the eyes. He takes her by the arm and tries to pull her along. Lita: “NO… YOU CAN’T DO THIS!” Batista: “You’re coming to the ring with me tonight whether you like it or not. You’re my partner and I demand some respect.” Lita: “I want nothing to do with you!” Batista: “We are going to be the best Intergender Tag Team Champions ever!!!” King: “The best? I doubt that will happen seeing as though Lita doesn’t want anything to do with him!” JR: “He should leave the poor girl alone!” Batista drags Lita out of the locker room as Unleashed goes to a commercial break… As Unleashed returns from the break, we see Matt Hardy and Chun Li sitting in one of the hallways backstage. Chun: “Are you sure you’re alright to go out there tonight? I mean, remember what happened last week. The guy totally annihilated you!” Matt: “I’ll be fine Chun. Don’t worry about me.” Chun: “I have to worry!!! Batista is one dangerous person. You know what he was like last week. I just don’t want that to happen again.” Matt: “You’re a good friend Chun and I understand what you’re saying, but the match is set and I have to get out there now!” Batista VS Matt Hardy Batista’s music hits and he come out on stage pulling Lita to the ring with him. She tries to turn the other way and go back but Batista’s strength is too great for her to challenge it. King: “Batista really needs to respect Lita JR. He’s got no right to be dragging her down here like this!” JR: “You’re right King. Lita doesn’t want to be down here with him, so she shouldn’t have to. Austin better do something about this. It’s getting out of hand!” As Batista steps into the ring with Lita, Matt Hardy’s music hits and Chun Li walks out with him. They walk on either sides of the ramp, slapping the hands of their fans on the way to the ring. Once they get into the ring, the bell rings and Chun leaves the ring through the middle ropes. Batista starts yelling at Lita, inches from her face. Matt walks up to Batista and tries to make him calm down but Batista pushes Lita to the side of the ring and then knocks Matt down to the canvas with a hard right hook. Matt gets up fast and Batista goes for a shoulder charge but Matt slides under Batista. Matt jumps up and drop kicks Batista. Batista falls only to his knees and gets up and shoves Matt down. Batista runs over for a clothesline but Matt dodges out of the way and heads for the ropes. Matt makes his way back and drop kicks Batista in his knee. Matt runs to the ropes and comes back and tackles Batista. Matt stomps on Batista’s head and runs to the ropes. Matt comes back with an Elbow drop. JR: “Matt is doing really well so far.” King: “After seeing Batista dominate last week this is amazing.” JR: “Chun Li just rolled Lita out of the ring King. I feel so sorry for that poor woman!” Matt gets up and Chun Li is screaming for Matt not to go to the top ropes. Matt gets on the top rope anyway and goes for a 450 splash and Batista rolls out of the way. Matt lands on his chest and Batista gets up slowly. Batista pulls Matt up and whips him to the ropes. Matt comes back and Batista lands a Sidewalk slam. Batista goes for the pin, 1…2… kick out by Matt. JR: “That was close I thought Batista was going to finish it early.” Batista gets up and pulls Matt up with him. Batista swings Matt one way and then pulls him back hard and drives his shoulder into him. Batista picks Matt up off the ground and goes for the Batista bomb but Matt slips away. Matt Kicks Batista in the back of the knee really fast and runs to the ropes. Matt comes back and connects a Bulldog. Matt goes to pull Batista up but Batista slings Matt to the ground and gets up. Batista picks Matt up and whips him to the ropes. Batista Arm Drags Matt on his way back. Batista gets Matt up and drives his knee into Matt’s chest. Chun Li screams for Matt to get up and the fans start to chant. Batista looks around and sees Lita limping up the ramp. Batista walks over and then turns back around. Matt is up and he Baseball slides into Batista. Batista gets right back up and Matt takes off to the ropes. Matt comes back and does a Head Scissors Takedown to Batista. Matt goes for the pin but doesn’t even get a 1 count. King: “Matt thought he was going to pin Batista with that move.” JR: “I guess it takes more than that to pin the animal!” Matt gets up and Batista does also. Matt runs to the ropes and comes back and tries to belly to belly Batista but Batista catches Matt in mid air. Batista slams Matt down and gets up flexing his muscles. Batista gets Matt up and slings him to the ropes. Matt slides out of the ring really fast and Chun Li walks over to him. Matt says he is alright and slides back in and gets up real fast. Matt and Batista circle each other Batista goes to clothesline Matt. Matt moves and drop kicks Batista. Batista gets up and charges at Matt. Matt moves again and sits back. Batista stares right into Matt’s eyes and walks towards him. Matt and Batista lock up and Batista takes control easily. Batista shoves Matt down and stomps on his face. Batista picks Matt up and throws him to the turnbuckle. Batista sets up at the other side and charges to Matt. Matt sees him coming and moves out of the way again. JR: “Matt’s ability, quickness and agility are helping him a lot in this match. He has avoided Batista many times from moving out of the way.” Matt begins to kick the back of Batista’s leg. Batista falls to his knee and Matt keeps kicking. Matt falls back just a little and nails Batista in the head with a kick. Matt gets on the top rope and waits. Batista gets up slow and turns around. Matt goes for a diving cross body but Batista catches Matt again. Batista sets Matt up for the Batista bomb and connects it. Batista goes for the pin, 1…2…3! Lilian: “Here is your winner via pin fall… Batista!” King: “Just once, I’d like to see him lose!” JR: “We all would King. Just think what he’s going to do to Lita now that she left him down in the ring alone.” Stone Cold is sitting in his office with Alexis Valentine sitting across from him. They are looking at Austin’s television as it seems he is getting it ready for Alexis to hear her confession room tape. Austin: “Alexis, we’re here so you can hear what your colleagues in XWE have said about you in the past week. Whenever you’re ready, you can start the tape…” Alexis presses play and the tape begins. She listens to what everyone has said about her and reacts in different ways to different people. As the tape finishes, Alexis looks kind of shocked. Austin: “Now that you have heard what people really think about you in XWE, you now have a chance to respond to their messages.” Alexis: “Hmm, well, I don't have anything to say, nor do I care what people say about me. After all I AM me you know? Jewel, I'll go after that title if I damn well please, and Mo, thanks for the lovely comments! Oh and Kano, I'll be expecting that present still.” Austin: “That’s it…?” Alexis: “I don’t care for people who like to criticize others… As I said, I am who I am and I’m not going to change that. Like I care if someone thinks I’m weird.” Austin: “Fair enough…” Alexis leaves the room as Unleashed goes to a commercial break… Kashawn Chambers VS Elijah Wayne Lilian Garcia: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia. Weighing in at 183 pounds, representing The Assassins… KASHAWN CHAMBERS!!!” “People in my face, Damn near everyday, Askin’ a million questions, Like Kashawn where ya stay, I tell em’ A-T-L, Where they chop cars.” Kashawn’s theme music plays as he appears on the top of the ramp. He stands there for a few moments as the crowd boo’s him. Joining his right side is Zach Carter, and on his left the seductive diva, Jewel. The three pose, Kashawn folds his arms up high, Zach puts his hand on his chin and leans in and Jewel puts her hand on her hip. The three then stay posed as red pyros shoot up in the air. Kashawn Chambers starts to walk down the ramp as Zach and Jewel join hands and walk behind him. JR: “Well that’s a rather dazzling entrance so far, huh King?” King: “I love it! Especially when Jewel puts her hand on her hip and leans in!” Kashawn jumps up onto the apron without using the steps. He then pulls the ropes back and leaps over all three ropes entering the ring. Zach Carter walks up the steel steps and stands next to Kashawn while they watch Jewel. Jewel walks up the steel steps and then to the center of the apron ropes. She turns around so her back is facing the inside of the ring. The then stretches her arms out and grips the ropes from and flips over all three ropes backwards, entering the ring. Kashawn’s theme music continues to play. . . “Everybody loves me, I’m so fly, Throw couple duces every time I ride by.” King: “Whooo hooo! Did you see Jewel!? WOW.” JR: “Calm down King, these crooks are up to something, I sense it already.” Kashawn’s theme music ceases as lights flicker in the arena. Elijah Wayne’s theme music starts to play… “When I was 8 I was rhymin not back yard game playin, Watchin Snoop anxiously and waitin for my chance man, Hot and cocky wit it cause I know that I am man, I'm goin down in history like American Band stand.” Lilian Garcia: “And his opponent. Being accompanied by Rey Mysterio. Weighing in at 179 pounds. Straight from Brooklyn, New York… ELIJAH WAYNE!” The crowd starts to cheer as Elijah Wayne and Rey Mysterio walk down the ramp. They enter the ring and begin to stare at their opponents with the most vicious faces of revenge. JR: “Wow, what a change in crowd momentum King. They went from massive booing to Xtreme Cheering!” King: “Elijah and Rey may be small, but I’m sure they can pack a good fight... If there’s anything left of them to pack a fight.” JR: “King! Don’t be rude!” King: “Sorry, sometimes the truth hurts JR. People need to learn that.” Zach, Jewel and Rey leave the ring as Kashawn and Elijah stare at each other. Elijah signals for a microphone. Lilian enters, and gives one to him. Elijah Wayne: “You think me and Rey Mysterio are that dumb? We know your evil plans and tricks. We’re not going to come out here and let 3 people beat on 2. No, no, no. We’ve evened out the odds homies. Without further ado, let me introduce to you, our Manager, Miss TRISH STRATUS!” “Whoa! It’s time to rock and roll, This time I’m in control, Right now I own the streets with the keys to the city, That’s cause I get down!” Trish Stratus appears on the top ramp as the crowd goes wild. Kashawn gets pissed off because of the delay and he knocks Elijah down from behind. Trish starts to run down the ramp, she gets to ringside and shouts to Elijah: “Come on Elijah, get up!” King: “WHOOO! These two divas again! Puppies! JR!” JR: “Well this has defiantly made Elijah and Rey’s future look a lot brighter. Both teams have Managers.” Kashawn starts to kick Elijah in the back. Kashawn grabs Elijah’s arm and pulls him up. Kashawn irish whips him against the ropes and then lands a Hurracanrana. Jewel starts to clap her hands at ringside while Zach watches Rey and Trish closely. Elijah gets up and Kashawn dropkicks him to the floor. Kashawn stalks Elijah. Elijah gets up and Kashawn hooks his leg over Elijah’s head, ready to land his finishing move but Elijah grabs Kashawn’s leg and pulls it making him fall on his back. Elijah kicks Kashawn in his thigh and then drops an elbow. JR: “Whew. Kashawn tried to pull off a quick finish.” King: “Great reversal by Elijah Wayne though.” Kashawn gets up and Elijah runs and gives him a face buster from behind. Elijah then grabs Kashawn’s leg and drives his knee into the mat ever so hard. Kashawn yells in pain as Elijah does it again. The ref calms Elijah down and tries to control him. But Elijah goes and drives Kashawn’s knee into the mat yet again. Kashawn’s face shows pain as Elijah takes no mercy. Elijah drops down to the mat and locks Kashawn in a figure four leg lock. Kashawn fights the pain and tries to reach the ropes, but he can’t. Elijah pressures Kashawn’s leg more. Zach jumps up on the apron and starts shouting at the ref. From behind Rey Mysterio comes and pulls Zach’s leg making Zach’s face crash down onto the edge of the ring. Jewel quickly runs to Rey Mysterio and pushes him. Rey doesn’t budge much, he turns around to Jewel. Jewel slaps Rey across his face. Rey pushes Jewel and Jewel turns around and lands straight into a chick kick from Trish Stratus. The crowd goes wild as Trish lands her mov! e. King: “OH YEAH! Puppies in action!” JR: “Well the ringside superstars are getting involved… seems like Trish really did even out the odds for Mysterio and Wayne and she is getting back at Jewel for earlier tonight…” The camera focuses back in the ring and as Kashawn’s leg is still being pressured by Elijah. The camera quickly zooms outside the ring and shows Zach and Jewel lying on the floor; it then zooms over to Trish and Rey who are watching Elijah. Elijah releases the leg lock and grabs Kashawn and brings him up. Elijah sends Kashawn to the turnbuckle. He then stands on the middle rope and starts to punch Kashawn downwards on his head. The crowd cheers and counts along: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Elijah comes down from the rope and gives Kashawn a bulldog sending his face smashing into the canvas. Elijah awaits Kashawn to get to his feet. Kashawn gets up and Elijah gives him an uppercut. Kashawn punches Elijah in his face, and Elijah punches him back. Elijah overpowers Kashawn and hits a tornado DDT. Elijah goes for the cover: 1, 2, kick out! Elijah gets up and stands in the corner waiting for Kashawn. JR: “What does it take to beat Kashawn Chambers and his team of Assassins?” King: “I know! First they try and interfere, what’s next!?” Kashawn gets up and Elijah gives him a swinging neck breaker. Jewel and Zach start to get up from outside. Trish and Rey stay alert as Jewel and Zach head to their corner at ringside. Elijah grabs Kashawn’s leg and gives it a dragon screw. Elijah then heads to the mat and locks in the figure four leg lock once again. Kashawn’s eyes widen and then close as he raises his hand in the air to tap. He brings his hand down to tap but suddenly Jewel screams: “Nooo!” Kashawn lifts his hand up just before it touches the mat. He stretches and struggles to pull towards the rope. Zach pushes the bottom rope in to Kashawn more. Kashawn stretches his arm out and grabs the rope. Rey and Trish point to Zach but by the time the ref looks over, Zach lets go. Elijah releases the hold. King: “What cheaters!” JR: “Clearly, our GM needs to start banning teams from ringsides! Elijah almost won!!!” Elijah kicks Kashawn in his stomach then irish whips him. Kashawn comes running back Elijah gives him a super kick. Elijah sets up for his finisher. He then lands his finisher, Elijah-Time! Elijah quickly jumps to the top turnbuckle and sets up for his high flying finisher, Fresh to Death. Jewel gets on the apron and distracts the ref. Elijah rolls his eyes and waits for the ref to get things under control. On the other side Trish Stratus enters the ring and pushes Jewel off of the apron! In the meantime, Zach rushes to Elijah and pushes him off the turnbuckle making him land hard on the ring floor. Zach runs over to Jewel, and gets her out of there as Trish focuses on Elijah. JR: “For the love of god. Those damn Assassins better not steal this one!” King: “Damn, Trish’s puppies are back in action!” Kashawn slowly starts to get up as Elijah lays on the floor, motionless. Kashawn grabs Elijah and irish whips him. Elijah accidentally bumps into the ref knocking him clean out of the ring. Zach checks the ref, and then enters the ring. Rey Mysterio comes running into the ring he runs at Zach and Zach clotheslines him straight into the canvas. Trish Stratus then runs in and stands in front of Elijah so Zach can’t get at him. Zach laughs as Jewel enters the ring. Jewel slaps Trish, kicks her in the stomach, and then throws her out of the ring. Zach grabs Elijah and quickly sets up for his finisher. He connects with the brainbuster! Kashawn then gets on the turnbuckle and leaps off connecting a variation of a shooting star press. King: “Oh no. Oooohhh no!” JR: “Dammit! The Assassins call that move the Assassination. It’s a variation of Zach doing a move then Kashawn finishing it.” King: “Does it involve Jewel slapping the opponent as well?” JR: “Uh, I don’t think so.” Zach and Jewel rush out of the ring as a ref comes running down. Kashawn stays on Elijah for the pin: 1…2…3!!! JR: “No! Not again!” King: “It’s over already!? No more puppies?” Gunshot sounds are heard throughout the arena as The Assassins’ official team theme music starts to play. Zach and Jewel get to Kashawn and raise his hands in the air. King: “Well folks this is an instrumental performed by D12, it’s called: Fight Music. The Assassins use it as their official theme team song.” JR: “These evil, good for nothing… CRIMINALS!” Lilian Garcia: “The winner of this match… KASHAWN CHAMBERS!” JR: “Wait a minute… What are they doing?” King: “HELP! Somebody get Security down here, this can’t go on again!” Zach Carter grabs Rey Mysterio and holds him in front. Jewel grabs Trish Stratus and holds her by the hair. Kashawn grabs Elijah Wayne. Zach gives a signal and Jewel lifts Trish onto her back and lands her finishing move, Reflection! Zach then grabs Rey and lands his finishing move, Deteriorater. Kashawn then hooks his leg over Elijah’s head and lands his finishing move, K-Twist! King: “For gods sake… For THEIR sake! Why go to this extent!?” JR: “BAH GAWD KING! It’s a triple finishing move body layout!” King: “Well the Assassins have proved whatever they were trying to prove.” JR: “BAHHH GAWD! These goons! Please tell me it’s over!” The Assassins’ theme music begins to play once again. The three pose as their red pyros shoot out from each side of the ring posts. Rey, Elijah, and Trish lay lifeless as Unleashed heads to a commercial. The camera slowly zooms across the audience viewing all the fans, and then it zooms backstage… Natasha Reid is in the divas Locker room standing in front of a full scale mirror. She has a brush in her hand. She puts the brush to her hair and starts to comb her hair but stops as the door handle moves. Natasha: “Who is it?” Person: “What do you mean who is it? Open the god damn door; you do not own this locker room.” Natasha rolls her eyes and opens the door. She see's Alexis Valentine standing there. Natasha: “Great, what do you want?” Alexis: “Revenge.” With that said, Alexis quickly pushes Natasha to the floor. Natasha scurries to her feet and Alexis slaps her across her face. Alexis grabs Natasha and throws her into the mirror making it shatter. Alexis grabs Natasha by her hair and discretely locks her arms behind her back in hand cuffs. Natasha: “What the f*ck are you doing to me?” Alexis: “Rest assured glamour princess, that you will soon fine out.” Natasha struggles to get away from Alexis as she cannot break free from the hand cuffs. Alexis gives Natasha a hard backhand across her face making her fall to the floor. A small amount of blood drips from the side of Natasha's mouth because of Alexis' diamond ring. Alexis gets a piece of duct tape and smooth's it onto Natasha's mouth. Alexis: “Now darling, does this seem familiar? Oh that's right; you did the similar thing to me last week!” Alexis grabs Natasha by her hair and pulls her up. Alexis kicks open a back door in the lockeroom and throws Natasha out of it. The Camera Man follows Alexis and Natasha outside the arena as Alexis drags Natasha by her hair to some sort of location. Alexis' and Natasha's feet start to sink in mud as the camera reveals them being at a swamp. Alexis: “Now, you can stay here far away from XWE. It's just where you… a dirty little thing came from, the swamp! Now I'm sending you back!” Alexis stops dragging Natasha as she stands across a muddy, nasty, garbage filled lake. She takes a look at Natasha who is struggling to get away. Alexis grabs Natasha's jeans belt, and her hair, and uses all her strength to toss Natasha into the lake! Alexis: “Ha ha! Hope you can swim!” Alexis walks back to the arena as if nothing had happened. Natasha is in the swamp trying to kick against the water with her legs. She eventually reaches the top and starts gasping for air through her nose. She starts to kick her way to the land but the water pulls her back in. She struggles with her last breath as she reaches the land. She crawls over next to a tree and sits up against it breathing heavily before passing out a few seconds later… King: “These women are so violent JR!” JR: “You can say that again…” King: “These women are so violent JR!” JR: “You’re an idiot… And it seems revenge is playing a big part between these ladies.” King: “Revenge is a bitch JR. And these divas know how to get revenge ten times worse!” Kasha Makato is sitting in the locker room watching certain backstage events of the arena on the television. She flicks onto one station and overhears Austin talking with the police officers. Officer: “We’re going to lock her up for two weeks Mr. Austin!” Austin: “You gotta be joking… This is wrestling ENTERTAINMENT… Amy a little confused and just took it way too far.” Officer: “Amy has informed us that Ms. Hardy has made numerous attempts at attacking her over the past week Mr. Austin… Even outside of the XWE. We have to do what we’re doing for justice.” Austin: “Justice my ass… Get the hell outta my arena!” Kasha runs out of her locker room and turns the corner to see Austin walking back to his office. Kasha: “That can’t happen, Steve. I was scheduled for a match with Jessica Hardy at XWE Avenged for the Unleashed Women’s Championship. If she’s locked up for two weeks the match can’t happen.” Austin: “I was thinking about that just now Kasha… And a thought came to my mind. You’re still here and able to wrestle for the Unleashed Women’s Championship… So next week, it will be Kasha Makato versus Torrie Wilson versus Amy versus Michelle McCool in a fatal four way elimination match. It’s simple; the last two divas standing in the match will go one on one for the Unleashed Women’s Championship at Avenged.” JR: “That’s ridiculous King. Jessica barely touched Amy last week. That girl has issues.” King: “Do you think women’s prisons are like men’s prisons JR? Would there be any soap dropping?” JR: “I don’t know King. Maybe you should get locked up one day for your obsession with XWE divas and then you can find out… Anyway, Ms. Hardy won’t be in the Women’s Championship match at the PPV.” King: “Damn… I won’t get to see her in that lingerie again!” Jeff Hardy VS Chris Jericho "Break The Walls Down" by Sevendust plays on the speakers and Chris Jericho makes his way out on stage. He stares around at the crowd for a moment, and then begins to walk down the ramp. He climbs up the steel steps and climbs into the ring and then paces around the ring as he waits for his opponent. Jeff Hardy's theme music plays and the crowd go crazy. Jeff Hardy rocks his way out on stage in his usual pumped up attitude. He then throws the ‘Hardy guns’ and then runs down the ramp. He then slides into the ring and he goes face to face with Jericho. Jeff extends his hand for a handshake, and Jericho hesitates. But he then grabs his hand and shakes it. They then quickly lets go and then circle around the ring. The two superstars lock up and then Jericho gets in an arm wrench, but Jeff then gets out of it and gets an arm wrench of his own. Jericho unwraps his arm and goes for a clothesline from the other arm, but Jeff ducks under and then hits a full nelson bomb. Jeff gets back up and backs away as Jericho begins to get to his feet. Once he does, he is quickly knocked down by Jeff with a shoulder block. Jeff bounces off the ropes as Jericho gets back up and Jeff hits him with another shoulder block. He then runs to the ropes once more as Jericho gets back to his feet, and Jeff hits him with a diving clothesline. JR: “That’s some nice fast paced action by Jeff Hardy there!” King: “He’s an incredible talent isn’t he JR?” JR: “Absolutely, I love watching him in the ring!” Jeff then gets up, feeling pumped and excited for his match. He picks up Jericho and begins to give him a couple of punches. Jericho soon begins to fight back with a couple of his own. Jericho looks to go for a huge right hand, but Jeff ducks it and turns it into a Side Effect. Jeff climbs to the top turnbuckle and then jumps off for the Swanton Bomb, but Jericho quickly rolls out of the way. Jeff lands hard on the canvas, and begins to roll around in pain. Jericho gets up and grabs Jeff's legs, trying to lock in the Walls of Jericho, but Jeff fights back to try and prevent the lock. He kicks Jericho off, sending him diving out through the second ropes, crashing to the outside. Jeff gets up and looks down on Jericho, who begins to rise to his feet. Jeff jumps over the top rope with a corkscrew splash. JR: “What a move by Jeff Hardy. He risked his own body to knock out his opponent.” Both men are on the ground now, with the crowd cheering on with excitement. They both then begin to get back to their feet, and they begin to exchange blows. Jericho gets the upper hand with a knee to the gut. Jericho gives him one more before he tosses him toward the steel steps, but Jeff prevents a dangerous crash into the steel steps by jumping on the steps and hitting a moonsault on Jericho. The crowd is now screaming by the performance the two are putting on for them. Jeff gets up and brings Jericho along with him and then smashes his head on the apron and then rolls him into the ring. Jeff climbs onto the apron and up to the top rope before jumping off with a leg drop and then goes for the pin, 1...2… KICK OUT! King: “I thought Jeff had it won there!” JR: “I think Jeff thought he had it won too King.” Jeff is disappointed, but doesn't let it get to him. He gets up and carries Jericho up and into the corner. Jeff gives him several kicks to the midsection and then tries to whip him to the opposite corner. But Jericho turns it around, sending Jeff instead. Jeff hops on the turnbuckles and goes for the Whisper in the Wind, but Jericho quickly catches him and turns it into a powerbomb. Jericho gets up, runs to the ropes and goes for the Lionsault, but Jeff quickly raises his knees and Jericho crashes into them. Jericho then holds his gut in pain as Jeff quickly gets back up and runs to the ropes. Jeff then bounces back, hitting a Shining Wizard on Jericho. Jeff goes for the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT! Jeff is shocked. He was certain that would be the end. He gets up and begins to stomp on Jericho. He gives him several more until Jericho catches his foot and yanks him, causing him to fall on his back. Jericho gets to his feet and grabs the other leg and locks in the Walls of Jericho. Jeff screams in pain as he extends his arm for the bottom rope, but Jericho pulls him farther away and begins to lock the hold in tighter. The referee checks on Jeff to see if he will tap out, but Jeff will not give up. The crowd begins to get behind Jeff by chanting his name. Jeff begins to show signs of life when he begins to push off the mat and manages to get Jericho off his balance by making him fall on his chest. Jeff grabs Jericho's legs and locks him into his own maneuver, the Walls of Jericho! JR: “Jeff is using Jericho’s finishing move on Jericho!” King: “I’d like to see Jericho try and do a Swanton!” Jericho then begins to scream and tries to grab the bottom rope, but Jeff holds on tight and locks it in harder. Jericho doesn't tap, so Jeff lets go of the hold and then throws up the Hardy guns, signaling that the end is near. He slowly makes his way to the turnbuckle to go for the Swanton Bomb, but the turnbuckles then burst out flames. JR: “WHAT THE HELL… IT’S KANE!!!” Kane's theme music booms around the arena as Jeff stares at the stage in shock. Kane appears on stage, slowly making his way down the ramp. Jeff gets ready and urges Kane to bring it on. As Kane begins to draw closer to the apron, Jeff runs with all his might and goes for a baseball slide. Kane grabs Jeff’s feet and pulls him out, crashing him hard onto the ground. Kane picks him up and tosses him into the steel steps. The clash of his body and the steps are almost as loud as Jeff's scream of pain. JR: “SOMEBODY HELP!!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT…” Kane picks him up and rolls him into the ring. Jeff gets up slowly as Kane climbs into the ring and Jeff tries to kick him, but Kane grabs a hold of Jeff’s foot. Jeff then knocks him down with a reverse mule kick. Kane is down, but only for a second. Jeff gets to his feet and runs off the ropes, only to get caught by the throat. Kane then lifts him up and hits a Chokeslam on Jeff. Jeff lies there, motionless. Kane then turns around and sees Jericho jumping off the top rope, looking for a moonsault. But Kane catches him in mid air and hits a Tombstone Piledriver on Jericho. Kane gets to his feet and stares at the shocked crowd as he raises his arms and sets off the pyros in the corners of the ring as Unleashed goes off air… |
