MY REVIEW OF THE NEW "DIET SPRITE ZERO"
What the hell is this picture telling us? It's a long story. Basically, Super Mario drank some Diet Sprite Zero, and he got so pissed that he wasn't getting anything new, that he broke into the factory thingy that makes Sprite, and got a free enema in the Sprite machine. Afterwards, I put a baphomet on one of the cans for fun. :) Anyways, the point of this picture is that there's nothing new about Diet Sprite Zero. It's the same thing as Diet Sprite, but with a new marketing campaign, and a clear white bottle instead of a clear green bottle. Come to think of it, I actually prefer the old green one. It gave it a nice look. Anyways, Diet Sprite also had no carbs, no sugar, and no caffiene, and if this campaign earns The Coca-Cola Company more money (which it will), then it will prove that most people didn't know that nothing new has changed with the actual product they're buying. Although come to think of it, there was a slight tangy taste when I tried it, but then again, that's probably because I've been drinking Sierra Mist more often lately.