The Infamous Butterfly Script
Written by Silent Bystander
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Irvine: "Yeah, baby. You have all the right moves."
Butterfly: (flutter, flutter, flutter)
Irvine: "Oooh, you know what to do to turn me on."
Butterfly: (flutter, flutter, flutter)
Irvine: "Come over here, sexy. Let's have some privacy."
Butterfly: (flutter, flutter, flutter)
(screen goes black)
Irvine: (lying on the grass with his hands behind his head) "That was great."
Butterfly: (flutter, flutter, flutter)
Irvine: "You said it."
Squall: "Irvine?"
Irvine: (screams and draws his coat up over his body) "Don't look at me! I'm not decent!"
Squall: "What are you talking about?" I know your mind isn't decent, and your intellect can be far from it, but I know about your skills in bed, cowboy. You will be mine. Oh, yes. You will be mine for good.
Irvine: "I - I want you to meet my friend." (lifts a finger for the butterfly to land on)
Butterfly: (flutter, flutter, flutter)
Squall: "It's a butterfly, Irvine."
Irvine: (winks) "Isn't it sexy?"
Butterfly: (flutter, flutter, flutter)
Squall: "I...I can think of something sexier." (stares at Irvine pointedly)
Irvine: "Ten butterflies?"
Butterfly: (flutter, flutter, flutter)
Squall: (pounces on Irvine)
(screen goes black)
Irvine: "That was fuckin' awesome, babe." (whistles appreciatively)
Squall: "Fuck, yeah."
Butterfly: (flutter, flutter, flutter)