Livejournal is a magical thing
it's the only site I need,
the journal site for me!
Livejournal is the only place I go,
all other sites are hos,
it makes them look like schmoes!

I only use journal sites that have substance,
I only buy accounts at the places that deserve awards.
That way, I know people will like my rants
I may be an elitist,
but you can suck my lack of a dick!

Livejournal has eaten my life
and that is no doubt why
it's where I'll meet my wife!
Livejournal is where I download music
I'll play songs as I write
I'll upload them to YouSendIt!

I make icons almost every day,
I don't care that I have only fifty left.
I won't let small vocabulary get in my way
I have new words for each mood
If you laugh, then, "Fuck you!"

Livejournal on public PCs
At school and the library
And I don't care who sees!
I will be on LJ anywhere
To my real life friends, it isn't fair
I make them meet me there!

Hopefully, I won't get out of this phase
I don't want to give up the only life I have
I don't know why I don't think it's damn insane
Oh, I guess that I'll update
And pay for premium months today!

Do doo do do do doo do do do doo...