The Affront to Grammar: A Mary Sue Parody

Written by Silent Bystander
||Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh and its characters are the property of Takahashi Kazuki and affiliated publishers and producers. However, the Mary Sue character "Tempest" is unfortunately ©2004 Silent Bystander. Do not use or reproduce her or this story without permission. Also, please note that I do not write things like this, or write this badly, except in parody! This is an exaggerated example of the worst of the fanfiction world, meant to be taken very lightly or not at all.||


AN: Hi tis my story, hope u likez, r/r or esle Kiba will attsck u wit blu eeye white dragoon!h A ha jk u no I luv my raeder

Disclaimer; it not mind, i just watch Yugio and thik of da storty, u cant sew me iM poor. lol ok now herse tory

Tempest got off the airplae and run a hand throuh her long hair went to the baggage clam to pick up her suitcase's. She waited, she thought of the sircomstences that bouht her to this mometn

She was in new york city only a month ag, she lived their wit her mom who was a doctor at th hospitle Her mom was the best an alway let Tempest do what she want, even it nto rally good or kindof dangerus. Then about two week ago, Tempest mom dye in a car acident. Tempest was so sad that she couldn sty in new york city or america anmore, she decide that th bets thing too do is too go too japan witch she realy love sence she was little. Her mom had promise to took her one day but obvius she nevr gto the chace.

Now she is in the airport and her bag's appered on the rotatng thig [AN: I dont know what it called so plz dont bugg me!] she grab them and went out, to gte taxy.

"hey taxy!" she yell holdin her hand's up in the are.

A driver pulle his cab over to the sidwalk and helped Tempest putting her bag's in the back. Ten she get in the backseat and said, "take me to the holiday in [AN: I dont think japan have holiday in but this is my ficcy so to bad] drivre."

He take her their and she pay him, get her bag and leve "i cant beleive im in japan" said Tempest She walked into the hotle and payed for a room on the top flor. "aringato" She went up to the room it was realy nice Tempest gasped. "wow i never been in such a nice room" she said.

Tempest took a shower when she got out she was hungry, she called room servs. "i want some sishi" she said an a fe minute ltaer their was a nock on her rom door. "aringato gowzimas" Tempest took the sush form the woman and payed hre. She ate a lot and she was full so she decidde too go too bed.

Sh wakes up and remembred that she wasnt in new york anymore, it made her sad She miss her mom allot. Tempest cry but she wipe her tears away and went down to find apartment because shes goint o live in japan forever now that she has no home, in new york

She find a apartment an payed the owner guy [AN: do any one know what it called? lol i cant remember] She wen to he rhotel room and picked up her sutcase's. Tempest tok a nother taxy to the apartment buld were she ynpack and think to her self "i better go bay funritur"

She check her self in the miror befor she goe out, she smiled at what she see. Tempest have very long hair to her butt it was shiney and golden lik ethe summer sun. It was strat rite now butt if she want it cold be curle even if she dont get perm Her eye where psarkling ble like the ocien so blue that there like windowt o her sole. They pearce in to any bod who see them and where really beutiful, ppl in new york told Tempset she is like cali girl sometime. She had tanned skin it made her more like calig irl, she is prod of it and she go to taning buthe sometime, in winter they's no son so she need ti. hEr cloths re cute, she have on light blue flar jean by tomey hilfeger [speling/] they hiphugger revel her slem hip. She have on red babeydoll shit,it tite showig of Tempest big boob, they so big that boys stare when she past them. under that she wear a lapord prin bar it from victori scretan size dd.

Tempest bay lot's off furnite she come back to her apatrmen and set it up it like on trading space that shows she waches back in new york. Tempest cry's thinking ofhe r mom allo.t

Next day she go 2 sholl it is a high shcool were the most fameus bisness guy his name Kiba goe. She know becausseh look in new psper Tempest wanted to meet him, she though ht soun colo. An his pictre in the newsp aper si relaly hott. "what a hoty she" think wen she saw it. "he is ym ag to"

Tempest wen ttoo class, the techer say "this is Tempet shes new plz be nice to her ok?" [AN: my frend say that now how thye do it in japans scool lol dont flamm e!1]

"Ok" they said and Tempest sit down next to reall short boy

"Hi my namess i Yug nice to meet you" he said. His hair is wird, Tempest star atit for a cupl minut. It have lotts of difernt color in it, not just normal color ether. He have pruple to. "Were yo cum fomr"

"im from new york ciyt" repel Tempest. "Nice to met you to'

Yugi and Tempest talk allott, the becoum best frend. Yugi intodoce Tempest to hsi othe frein. "hey guy this si Tepmest, she new her"

"im Joey, do yo want o go oit?" ask blound boy

"notha nks i dont real y want date" Tempest lagh.

"this is Trista, he need girlfriend" blond boy telld her.

Trista turn redd he blosh a llot "shuup joey you ar stupdi" he yelled at the perv. Tempes lag ahain. There so funy she think

Befor any bod else can itrodoce, a boy walk uo Tempest reenoze ihm for nwspaper. "hey your Sato Kiba" she said when he walk up.

"How didy ou knoe my name" aske Kiba. He looke at her with shock, shes so bautiful he think t him self. He stuy her and thin she the most beautifol thin he every seen."Its in newspape"rsai dTempest wit a smile it melt Kiba hart.

"Ok" Kiba saysd. He walkd awa

"Woh Temepst, your actualy talking too Kiba?" asked Yuig,

"Whast wrong wit him" Tempest want to know.

"He a jrek" Joe said. He frown at her thining she eautifl but she not good tast ein men. She shold liek me."

"Your bieng spuid"

Tmest wakl away fro them, theys stupid she think. She like yugi but Hoey is rude and Trista is stuid. I hat stupdi ppl she thoug.

She alking home that da wen Kiba drie up, he on limozin. "Tempets do you want to too cum over too my hose" he smileds.

"i dont know i should go hm" Tempest said 2 him.

"Cum on, plz" Kiba baged her.

"Ok than" Temept htin car wit him an smile. "Your cute Kiba, you know hta"

Kiba bulsh. "Thanx" he sex. "Your cute 2. Your butifull,"

"Thankx, i don tthink so" Tempest said wit a shae off her head. SHe know she ntot ugly, she just not very pretey ither.

'You ar, can i kiss u" Kiba say. He alread take her head be twn his hand and smil at her wit bautiful smile.

"Ok" Tempast asid.

He kiss her his toun go in her moth, she like it a lot. "That fells good Kiba do it more" she man "Oh yah plz f*** me"

"r you sur" Kiba un sip hs pant, his d*** si very big. It huge and hard and tEMpest lan over to lcki it.

Kiba mon. "Yo god at that"

She stpo licking his d*** and said "put it in me"

He lif her skrit and put his d*** in her hole It very wet, eempest mon aloot. She fel so good wit his d*** in her hole. It like havan, she want to have him cum in sde her. He hum hre a few time, then eh shto stif in to her. Tempest man allott, she fel so god.

Kba keep f***ing her til tha get to his house, they go in to his bed rom and they f*** morthe re. "Oh god Kiba kep doing me likee that" Tempest man

He done so he fall asleep and she od to, aftr the say to ea othr "i love you"

Da end, plz tell me whta u think! No flamez, taht is maen!!!!111!



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