The Zelly Phone Song
Written by Silent Bystander
||This enchanting "musical number" ©2006 by Silent Bystander, using the tune of a song by Raffi, remixed everywhere on the Internet by too many sources to name. Zell appears without permission from his creators and owners, Squaresoft-Enix Co., Ltd.||


Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
The Zelly phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
The Zelly phone

I've got this gay friend,
Puts up his back end
For Seify to do bad things to and (censored!)

Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
The Zelly phone
Uke uke uke uke
The Zelly phone

Zell's ass is tasty,
Golden, not pasty
It's the sex!
Duels the rest!
Cellular, booty-call-ular,
Hyperactive-odular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
The Zelly phone
Chicken chicken chicken wuss
The Zelly phone

It ain't a straight man,
It's a cute bottom man,
My Zellular
Chicken-wuss-ular phone!