*~* SALSA'S SITE *~*

God Bless America!


Hi, thanks for stopping by, I'm Salsa, a five year old, six pound AKC chihuahua. I know most of you don't like to step on the scale, but not me, I love it, it's a game I play with my mommie and daddy. I'm so spoiled but I guess you can say that about most chihuahuas. When mommie brought me home, daddy said, "Where's the dog?" so we got off to a bad start. Now daddy thinks I'm the greatest and takes me everywhere with him. When we go fishing I sit on top of his tackle box. And now, click this link to meet my sissy, Maya.



THE UNFORTUNATE FACTS

Source: HSUS Population Facts






OLE!









More Pictures!

Mommie tells me I'm her baby!



Cute Jokes:
Note: You must read the last line with a Spanish accent!
The Taco Bell Chihuahua and a few of his canine stars took a trip to Tijuana. They went to a doggy bar and got a bit drunk. As they crossed back into the United States, the border guard stopped them.

"Nationality?" he said to Lassie.
"Aamerrricannn," slurred Lassie.
The border guard waved Lassie through.

The guard asked each of the other three Hollywood dog stars the same question and waved them each through. When it was time for the Taco Bell Chihuahua to pass, our little star showed the guard his green card while wobbling from side to side. The guard studied it carefully and asked some questions of the tipsy star.

The border guard was still suspicious so he said, "I'll let you pass if you can use three words in a sentence."
"No problem, senor." our little star replied.
"Okay, use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence."
The Chihuahua thought for a moment then said, "The phone, it goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow!"


Chihuahuas Leave Their Little Footprints Across Our Hearts!


..a greyhound and a dalmation and the Taco Bell dog are sitting in the park when a sleek, gorgeous collie walks in, sits near them and says, "Hi boys -- whoever can best use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence can go out with me."

well, the greyhound barks "I love liver and cheese!" ...
but the collie says "not good enough".
the dalmation growls "I hate liver and cheese!",
but the collie just shakes her head 'no'...

...and then the little taco bell dog whispers "liver alone ... cheese mine"

Above information (slightly modified by me) has previously been posted on a number of websites, original author unknown.


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