Vitameatavegamin

Hello friends,
I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl.
Are you tired, run-down, listless?
Do you poop out at parties?
Are you unpopular?
Well, the awnser to all your problems
are in this little bottle.
Vitameatavegimin.
Yes, Vitameatavegimin contains:
Vitamins, Meat, Vegetables and Minerals.
Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health.
All you do is take a great big tablespoon after every meal.
Mmmmmmm....
It's so tasty,too!
Tastes just like candy!
So why don't you join all the happy, pepppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow!
That's Vita-Meata-Vegamin! (Wink)