Hey kids! What do your booze-and-drug-addled
pea-brains know about Yellow River?
Take the following quiz and find out!

This quiz will test your reduced memory and
diminished mental capacity for YR facts & figures,
names & numbers, lore & legends, drunk & disorderlies.

Each person begins the quiz with a "YR IQ" of 25.

For each question answered correctly, 5 points shall
be added to your YR IQ. For each question answered
incorrectly, 5 points shall be subtracted from your YR IQ.

There are 30 questions, but you don't need to answer all
of the questions. You may choose which ones to answer.

Answer a question by clicking on one of the
letters (A, B, C, D, E or F) under the question.

Some questions will have more than one correct answer.
For these questions, simply click on one of the correct answers.

Some questions will seem to have more than one correct answer,
but they will actually have one answer which is the most correct.
For these questions, you must click on the most correct answer.

If you wish to skip a question, simply click on the button
underneath the current question to go the next question.

If you answer 15 of the 30 questions correctly and do not answer the
other 15 questions at all, then 75 points shall be added to your YR IQ.
(15 questions multiplied by 5 points each = 75 points.)
75 points added to your original YR IQ of 25 will leave you
with a YR IQ of 100, which is considered "Average".

If you answer all 30 of the questions correctly,
then 150 points shall be added to your YR IQ.
(30 questions multiplied by 5 points each = 150 points.)
150 points added to your original YR IQ of 25 will leave you with a
YR IQ of 175, which is considered "Wile E. Coyote" (Super Genius).

For the complete list of YR IQ classifications,
scroll to the bottom of this page.

Note: For the lowest YR IQ classifications, we've used the
lowest IQ classifications as originated by French psychologist
Alfred Binet in 1904--i.e, the classifications "Moron", "Imbecile", and
"Idiot" (which just goes to show how rude those Frenchies are).

In the unfortunate circumstance that you end up with such
a low YR IQ, however, it won't matter that we've used the Binet
classifications of "Moron", "Imbecile", and "Idiot"--because
you're too stupid to be offended by such terrible labels anyway.

YR IQ Classifications

160 to 175 points = Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius) / Ned Flanders

140 to 155 points = Genius / Anal-Retentive Asshole

120 to 135 points = Bright Normal / Boring Prude

100 to 115 points = Average / Social Drinker

80 to 95 points = Dull Normal / Anti-Social Drinker

60 to 75 points = Borderline Deficient / Stoned Immaculate

40 to 55 points = Moron / Stoned Maculate

20 to 35 points = Imbecile / Unintelligible Souse

0 (or less) to 15 points = Idiot / Brian Oliver