"We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. you see, they love America the way a four-year old loves her mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a four year old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad, and helping your loved ones grow. Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world." Al Franken, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them |