Strange Sounds Page
Here, we have a selection of sounds, which are really
And, best of all, they're completely
for you to download
So, without further ado, here are the sounds, described as clearly as I see fit:

Miscellaneous
An oriental cry from Civ 2
Muttley (Dick Dastardly's Dog) has a laugh
"Now playing at a theatre near you
"Pizza, pizza"
An old "Rice Krispies" Advert
From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail": Sir Lancelot's servant is shot in the heart and says, "Message for you sir" (Good for receiving e-mail)
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyabbadabbadooooooooooo!" (Fred Flintstone)
"You've waited all day for it, and it's here!"
Goofy: "Pup...pup...a...pup-pup-pwee...PRESTO!"

The Muppets
Animal: "Uh-oh"
Beaker: "Mee-mee-mee, mee, mee-mee"
Bunsen: "Alrighty"
Fozzie: (sigh)"That' showbiz!"
Gonzo: "I thought this was 'Bowling for Weirdos"
Kermit: "Ladies and Gentlemen, it's the Muppets' Show

Krusty the Clown
"Uh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my....weh...hey! Wo! Wasn't that great kids?"
"Mr. Teenie needs a refill of his nicotine gum"
"Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tres to make learning fun! Hehe...oh!"
Krusty's Laugh
"Now, why do they call this a 'Urine Monkey'? Uh...oh!"
Krusty voted for Burns' movie
"Hey! It's Krusty the pizzaman! Hehehehe! Alright, where's my four hundred bucks?"
"AH CRAP!"
"What the hell was that?"

Mr. Burns
Smithers explains who Homer is to Mr. Burns, again!
Mr. Burns annoys the German industrialists with hs sarcasm
"Excellent"
Burns' excuse
The Ramons play at Burns' birthday party

Other Simpsons Clips
Chief Wiggum: "No, you've got the wrong number. This is 9-1-2"
Dr. Nick: "Hi everybody!"
Lionel Huts doesn't know his legal terms
Flanders: "Okily Dokily"
Grandpa Simpson is a hypocrite
Otto: "My name is Otto, I love to get blocked-o!"
"'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless eatin' machine, ar!"
"This sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!"
Willie is angry

Johnny Bravo
"Hubba-hubba"
"Hey, don't hurt my hair, man!"
"Anyday now moma!"
(sniff, sniff)"You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?"
"Aren't I having a god hair day?"
"I just happen to be...a superhero"
"I'm a heartbreaker"
"These hands are registered as lethal weapons"
"Okey Dokey"
"Owh! Momma!"

Cool Midis
"The Billy Boys" (local favourite)
Theme from "Indiana Jones"
Theme from "Mission Impossible"
Theme from "Winnie the Pooh"
"The Sash" (another local one)
"Simply the Best"
Strange little get-away music piece.

MP3s
Alice Cooper's "School's Out"
Mrs. Robinson
The Amendment Song