Here, is a collection of jokes I gathered from a message board I'm a member of. Most of these were created by people I know there. If you've seen any of these jokes before anywhere else, don't blame me, blame it on the people that posted them on the message board...J/K! *lol*

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Yo mama is so fat that whenever she gets in the car, the earth rumbles.

Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama is so stupid, she couldn't find 11 when trying to dial 9-1-1.

Yo mama is so dumb, the weatherman said it was chilly and she run outside carrying a bowl!

Yo mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: Jamaica, America, Australia…

Yo mama is so fat, at the zoo, the elephants start throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama is so ugly, she has a sign in her yard that says 'Beware of Dog'.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama is so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got shot running to the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

Yo mama is so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.

Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama is so stupid, she said "What's that letter after x?" and I said "Y." she said "'Cause I want to know.".

Yo mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.

Yo mama is so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress and she looked like a #2 pencil.

Yo mama is so ugly, that every time she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's hair is so short, she has to roll it up with rice.

Yo mama is so old, she has a peg leg with a wheel on it trying to skate.

Yo mama is so fat, she has to slip-n-slide on the interstate.

Yo mama is so fat, she parked at the 76 gas station, fell asleep and the 76 ball on the pole fell off and then they rolled her up, painted her orange and put 76 on the back of her shirt.

Yo mama is so old, she sat in front of Jesus in the second grade.

Yo mama is so old, she used to hang out with the Hebrews.

Yo mama is so old, her license plate is #1.

Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a log and broke her leg and gravy poured out.

Yo mama is so fat, that she had surgery, they cut her open and chocolate poured out.

Yo mama is so fat, I run around her for exercise.

Yo mama is so fat, she was used as a wreaking ball.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving.".

Yo mama is so fat, the Coast Guard use her for a floatation device.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama is so fat, when the asteroid hit Arizona, they said it was her.

Yo mama is so old, when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.

Yo mama is so dumb, when Martin Luther King said "Let freedom ring.", she ran home and picked up the phone.

Yo mama is so fat, they rolled her and knocked down the mountain to find Bin Laden.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the beach, Green Peace came and pushed her back into the water.

Yo mama is so dumb she thought Subway made trains.

Yo mama is so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo mama is so ugly she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at a orange juice carton for an hour because it said 'concentrate'.

Yo mama is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama is so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said 'To be continued...'

Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light.

Yo mama is so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey it comes with cable!”

Yo mama is so fat, the tag on her dress reads 'Made In Hungary, Turkey, China, U.S.A., Algeria, Japan, Indonesia...'

Yo mama is so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say 'Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo Mama.'

Yo mama is so fat, the president declared her the 51st state.

Yo mama is so fat, she fell through a black hole and got stuck.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama is so poor, when she went to McDonalds she had to put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama is so poor, when she went to the 99 cents store she asked for a discount.

Yo mama is so fat, she don’t need the internet - she's already world wide.

Yo mama is so dumb she brought toilet paper to a craps game.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scares blind people.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.

Yo mama is so stupid, she failed a pregnancy test.

Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear.


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