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MISSING
APPEAL AD
Counselling service for c-listers who refuse to stay out
of the public eye.
VIZ ISSUE 187, AUG 2009
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NOW
GOOGLE PHOTOS ALL OUR BOTTOMS AND PUTS THEM ONLINE
Outrage as new Google 'Arse-View' could enable terrorists
to plant bombs up the PM's rectum.
VIZ ISSUE 185, MAY 2009
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BE
A PLUMBER AD
And meet up to 40,000 women p.a.
VIZ ISSUE 18-phwooaar, APRIL 2009
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GRAVY FOUNTAINS
The latest fad for sophisticated weddings, and for Wayne
& Coleen.
VIZ ISSUE 182, FEB 2009
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BEST OF BRITISH SHITE TOUR
Another paint-by-numbers ad begging to be done. So I knocked
it out in a jiffy and posted it up to The Viz.
VIZ ISSUE 178, SEP 2008
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PAUL BURRELL'S PUBIC DIANA COLLECTION. An old idea
made better by the Viz team who took pity on me and my 'elements
used thereof' explanation & rather decently paid me
for it.
VIZ ISSUE 177, AUG 2008
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SMACKMART
All your drug peripherals under one roof! Includes the BIG
50 metre foil roll. Just off the M89 near Cruxflap.
VIZ ISSUE 174, APRIL 2008
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GOOSESTEP MASTER
The one and only Nazi perambulation device. Get it before
its banned.
VIZ ISSUE 174, APRIL 2008
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TERROR PHONE CHAT
Well dodgy original 'hardcore' fatwat inducing version inspired
by Al Qaeda's 'media wing'
VIZ ISSUE 174, APRIL 2008
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BEAR GRYLLS SURVIVAL DREAMS
The survivalist's survival expert tells you how to survive
real life tragedy.
VIZ ISSUE 169, OCT 2007
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FLU CRUISE
Ahoy there! Virus aboard!
Plus, Ahar there! Scurvy tours!
VIZ ISSUE 168, SEP 2007
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BUSMAN'S HOLIDAY
Learn how to drive across Europe one-handed for 17 hours
non-stop whilst rolling a joint & balancing a full can
of lager in your lap.
VIZ ISSUE 166, JUNE/JULY 2007
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IF DIANA HAD LIVED... My original (&
more succint version) of how the world would have been a
much better place once the Princess of Peace had charmed
Bin Laden, fixed Palestine, Tsunamis, and stopped Noel Edmonds
return to our TV screens. VIZ ISSUE 166, JUNE/JULY 2007
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NO SEXISM PLEASE, WHERE EUROPEAN
Bonkers EU bureaucrats attempt to curtail British traditions
of sexism in the workplace.
VIZ ISSUE 165, MAY 2007
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BIN LADEN'S ECO-FRIENDLY VOW
Original version of Osama's re-packaging as the world's
first enviromentally-conscious terrorist.
VIZ ISSUE 165, MAY 2007
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PREMIUM RATE PHONESEX DEBT LINES
Loan fantasies, group loans, spunk it all away... (original
full sex version)
VIZ ISSUE 164, APRIL 2007
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PILOT SHIRTS
Shirts for drunken pilots.
VIZ ISSUE 158, SEP 2006
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PAST LIFE CREDIT? CLAIM NOW!
Fairly obvious variation on a theme paint-by-numbers spoof
ad.
VIZ ISSUE 156, JUNE/JULY 2006
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NEW PETER KAY VIDEO!
Woeful Cash-in Entertainment presents Britain's top comic
at someone else's wedding in 1985.
VIZ ISSUE 152, FEBRUARY 2006
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DEATH OF A MILKMAN.
Britain's traditional randy pinta-man is set to become a
thing of the past - as doorstep requests from scantily clad
housewives for slap 'n' tickle slump to an all-time low.
VIZ ISSUE 150, NOVEMBER 2005
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PARAPET MADNESS.
A rather obvious spoof of the manic carpet ads.
VIZ ISSUE 150, NOVEMBER 2005
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SOAP STARS TERROR THREAT.
Is Osama bin Laden's sinister hand behind the tragic soap
deaths?
VIZ ISSUE 150, NOVEMBER 2005
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STAIRBATHAMATIC.
Is this the UK's premier walk-in bath stairlift?
VIZ ISSUE 149, OCTOBER 2005
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A CENTURY OF DISASTER THROWS. More from the Dianabury Mint.
VIZ ISSUE 146, JUNE/JULY 2005
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Start an exciting new hobby - GAMBLING !
VIZ ISSUE 143, MARCH 2005
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DIANA'S TEARS. The Dianabury Mint are proud to present a
timeless amulet containing tears so pure they could only
have come from The Queen of Hearts herself. VIZ ISSUE 138,
SEP 2004
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SOAP DISH special - comedy legend to make a hilarious cameo
in Coronation St.
VIZ ISSUE 136, JUNE/JULY 2004
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Male drivers - don't have a ladies' accidents!
Have a REAL MEN'S one
VIZ ISSUE 135, APRIL 2004
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LES DENNIS rocks his fans with this latest heartfelt admission...
VIZ ISSUE 134, MARCH 2004
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Advert: Die Mensch... die frauen... die maschine... DAS
HARVEST, 1939 Kollectenplatten
VIZ ISSUE 133, FEB 2004
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Advert: "Keeping prices low by stacking 'em high. Get
down to PALLET LAND this winter.
VIZ ISSUE 131, DEC 2003 / JAN 2004
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Top stars in terror alert: Celebs as wide-ranging as Les
Dennis & Bobby Davro voice their fears.
VIZ ISSUE 130, NOV 2003
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Asylum seeker tabloid exclusive:
VIZ ISSUE 129, OCT '03 |
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Two years on & six years on: Hands across the ocean
- in tragedy. Bandwagon Mint invites you to buy this beautifully
packaged Princess Di-9/11 coffee coaster set.
VIZ ISSUE 129, OCT 2003
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Fancy holding an impromptu meat bingo night, but you're
fridge is low on meat? Then simply ring All Night Meat Bingo
thru this advert.
VIZ ISSUE 128, SEP 2003
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An exclusive offer from the makers of Man Creche. Get your
man out of his office and into the shops - with the Man
Pram!
VIZ ISSUE 127, AUG 2003
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Special travel news for priests caught
with their hands in the choir. Get out of the parish fast
with the Pederast Shipping Co.
VIZ ISSUE 122, FEB 2003
*This well dodgy advert also
appears in Viz's new Roger Mellie Ad Break Book - OUT ages
ago.
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