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hollywood declares war on north korea

It’s official, following George Bush’s lead, Hollywood has declared war on North Korea! Portrayed as the convenient archvillian nation, the new James Bond movie, Die Another Day, features a rogue North Korean colonel, who after undergoing gene therapy in a secret Cuban clinic so that he can pass as a European playboy, proceeds to try and forcibly reunify the Korean peninsula. The plot, which is perhaps one of the most ridiculous shown on a movie screen this year, revolves around a massive mirrored-laser satellite that the sports car owning North Korean colonel is going to use to clear a path through the mine field that lies in the De-Militarized Zone between North and South Korea.

Bond, after being captured and tortured by the North Koreans, is forced to go rogue himself to get revenge (though of course he is welcomed back by both American and British intelligence by the end of the film). After blowing up the Cuban DNA clinic, and rescuing Halle Barry from a melting palace of ice in Iceland, fortunately Bond succeeds in stopping the evil North Korean colonel and his sidekicks, just as they seize power and are about to invade South Korea.

Bond movies are not exactly known for their sophisticated plots or stimulating discourse, but this one takes the cake. The most alarming thing about the whole production though is how it fits sickenly hand in glove with the Bush administration’s new war threats against North Korea. The movie not only perpetuates Bush’s claim that North Korea is a dark-evil-grumpy-hermetic rogue nation likely to lash out at the world at any moment, but it throws in an argument for that Star Wars missile defense system that Bush is salivating over (how else can we defend ourselves from those giant North Korean laser gun satellites?).

In summary, this movie should not only be avoided by anyone looking to watch something with a plot, but it should be picketed for having perhaps some of the worst war mongering politics to come out of a notoriously war mongering film industry!

The article above was written by Adam Ritscher.

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