This is a gnome. It would seem he's quite pleased judging by the big, toothy grin he's offering us. Now, I understand that the exposed gums and red nose might lead you to conclude that this gnome has the privileged acquaintance of (perhaps even be related to!!!) a certain drug-free schools coordinator. However, his bright red nose is not due so much to the fruit of the vine as to my inability to draw. Sorry.
But --- I do recall the above gnome telling me he is a big fan of poetry written in high school English classes. What was the latest poem he was into? Ah yes, it was "The Stupid Poem Which Hath Not a Purpose" written by some guy with whom I was not familiar. I think the name was...Shaine Griggs? Oh no, it was Walt Whitman, that's right. Nevermind. |
