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| This is why I'm staunchly Republican. Because in the year 2020 AD this will be George W. Bush's robotic body. He has had his brain removed from his frail human form and transplanted to this awesome metal beast, created solely for destruction, with unmatchable prowess in cracking skulls, winning elections, and invading Middle Eastern nations. Let the forces of evil tremble in fear as the winds herald his approach: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!!! He's armed with a gigantic grasping claw capable of lifting five tanks, shoulder mounted laser cannons, and a plasma rifle (powered by his fusion generator, but it can be removed to free up his other hand for human-body-squeezing). And the caution sign on his left shoulder? Yeah, that conceals a surface-to-air rocket launcher in case anyone is stupid enough to fly a plane within three miles of him. Awesome. George W. Bush for metallic dictator 2020!!! |