| Julianna: Oops! I can’t believe my clumsiness today! Kurt: Oh don’t worry about it. A little coffee never hurt anybody. Julianna: I don’t know Kurt…that stain is spreading awfully fast. You’d better let me wash these as well. Kurt removes his second pair of pants, but lo and behold, he wears yet another set of clean pants beneath them. Julianna looking a tad miffed tosses them in the trash. Kurt: You see, the last few times I’ve talked to father…well… Julianna is in the background, preparing a garden hose for use. Kurt: It’s seems as though he’s been… Julianna sprays Kurt’s crotch/legs area thoroughly drenching any number of pants that he might be wearing. Julianna: Oh, I feel like such a klutz!! I’m so sorry Kurt, I didn’t mean to. Kurt: Don’t worry about it, I’ve had wet trousers before, you know that. Julianna: Well, the least I could do is let you change into a dry pair of pants. Why don’t you give me those to put in the dryer while I get them? Kurt: He removes numerous pairs of pants, all of them differently colored, all of them soaked. Now Kurt is clad only in his socks, shoes, and skivvies. He dries off with a towel provided by Julianna while she throws the rest of his pants in the trash. Kurt continues with what he was saying…He’s been saying the strangest things lately – Julianna is violating Kurt’s personal space, she begins caressing his chest – things like…*Julianna, what are you doing?* Julianna: He’s been asking what I’m doing? That is strange. Kurt: No, what are you doing right now? You’re touching me like mommies and daddies do with one another. Julianna: *Oh Kurt, I can’t hide it any longer! Can’t you see that I love you?!* Kurt: Julianna, my feelings for you are just as strong, but I’m your brother! Julianna: You were adopted, Kurt. We thought you would realize it, what with you having a different last name and not joining the family until you were twelve. That’s what father’s been trying to tell you; that’s what you don’t understand. Kurt: So that’s why Travis has always been his favorite! Julianna: Well, yes, that’s also why he always called you a bad seed and always said he’s glad he never spawned a freak like you; but Kurt I love you! Kurt: Striking dramatic pose. *Oh Julianna, I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to love again…Adopted, I had no idea!* Julianna: Well, more like found in a dumpster, but don’t you see what this means? *We are free to love one another like we were meant to!* Kurt: Yes, I know, but…my heart, it’s telling me so many different things. Julianna: I speak Heart; maybe you should let me hear it! Kurt: *I…still have feelings for Portia.* Julianna: Oh Kurt, you have to get over her. She betrayed you! Kurt: Yes I know, but even though she did sleep with those 24 sailors, she always comes back to harbor…and I just can’t turn her away. Julianna: You deserve better than her, Kurt! Kurt: Julianna, I – They kiss passionately. Portia enters; she looks disheveled and distraught. Kurt: Breaking away from Julianna. Portia! |