The gary coleman fan page

I hate gary coleman.  He is really small and used to be on  different strokes.  He is like 33 right now and he is almost like 4 foot negitive 2 inches tall. what a small.  I think judge judy instead of saying " im the boss apple sauce" she should say " shut your face shoe lace" or " I win, you die" that would be wicked awsome. It would be all like " but your oner, she drownded my kitty cat." then judge judy would be all like " I win, you die, baylift, remove this ass from my house...and kill him".  There should be a mel gibson house of pancakes. that would be wicked awsome.  I think Mr. T might be some sort of Pimp. he has a lot of gold and probley lives in the ghetto ( because he is poor).  Gary coleman should be a pofesional ressler. He could be be pancake man. ( he can live at mel gibsons house of pancakes).  Regis had a record once, it was called time for regis  

Im gary coleman sucka, My van is hkelluvfast foo.

Yah, gary coleman is the toughest in the world. I know im afraid of him. Its harder to win when you play by the rools, but who cares, its gary coleman

Mess with gary and hel'l stab you wit his screw driver

This is the coleman van, I win you die

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