D.O.B.: 12-01-76
Occupation: Saxophone Player; Solid Gold Dancer, Pro-Wrestler
Favorite Bands/Influences: Einstein, Big Mistake, Mighty Mighty, Springheeled Jack, NOFX, Mr. Bungle, Ozzy, Slayer
Ampitions in life: To graduate Keene State College with a BS in Clinical Psychology and an associates in Chemical Dependency. Yes that is an actual degree here. If music doesn't pan out than I will pursue a career in pro wrestling or perhaps artifically inseminate livestock. Cass and I hope to one day open a toothpick emporium in upstate North Dakota.
Words to live by: Always take candy from strangers
Flush Twice
Knowing is half the battle
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Thank you: Mom, Dad, Sarah, Molly + the boys, T.I.P. and kin, my favorite crack whores, Monica Lewinsky, and the guy who invented Teletubbies