1. Don't attend chapter meetings.
2. Be sure to leave before the meeting is over.
3. Next day, find fault with the officers and committees.
4. Take no part in the fraternities affairs, except for the parties.
5. During meeting, be sure to sit in the back so you can talk to a friend.
6. Get all the fraternity can give you, but don't give anything back.
7. Talk cooperation, but never cooperate.
8. If asked to help on anything, always say you have to study for a test.
9. Never accept any office as it is easier to criticize than to do anything about it.
10. If appointed to a committee, never give any time or service to the committee.
11. Never do anything more than you have to, and when others willingly and unselfishly give their service, whine that the fraternity is run by a "clique."
12. Be sure to tell everyone the secrets of the fraternity.