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| WHAT?!?! I'll get you for that you little smart a-- |
| You couldn't answer a question if they spelled it out in german chocolate |
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Q: Hey Yugo, can you explain to me what Einstien meant when he said "e = mc squared"? A: What? Einstien? Is that some new kind of German choclate?? |
| Q: Hi Alice! Do you have a puffy tail when you turn into a bunny? A: RABBIT!!! |
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| Q: Mr. Gado? How come you're a lion? A: Remember who you are Simba!! |
Q: Hey Jenny, me and a big mob outside your house think you should die! NOW OPEN YOUR DOOR SO WE CAN SET YOU ON FIRE!! A: *turns into a wussy bat and flies away* |
| Q: Long, I just wanted to let you know that I ABSOLUTLY ADORE KITTENS!! A: I'M A TIGER YOU DAMN WOMAN!! TIGER!!!!!! |
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| Q: Hey Shina, I-- A: SHUT UP! |
| Q: OH MY GOD URIKO BECAME DEFORMED WHEN SHE TRIED TO TRANSFORM JUST NOW!! SHE'S NOT A CAT ANYMORE, I CAN'T TELL WHAT SHE IS!! A: Moo... |
Q: Kinji, hey baby, I think you're hot!! A: I-uh-that is I-umm-what I mean to say is- *turns into a log and disappears* |
| (maiko! walks into the room) Hey LONG!!!! Were do you want your litter box? (long) I DON'T NEED A LITTER BOX WOMAN!!!! I'M A TIGER!!! TIGER!!! (little tin goddess) Pft, everyone needs to go somewhere |
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| (dorikao@aol.com) Q: Hey alice, did you know that Yugo is stupid? Why don't you dump him and go out with me? A: Say that again and I'll go thumper on your ass! |
| (Mickygoofy49@aol.com) Q: Hey Shenlong, Are u REALLY Long's brother? A: OF COURSE WE'RE NOT! LOOK AT OUR EYES, I HAVE RED AND LONG HAS DARK BROWN FOR ****'S SAKE!!! |
| Q: Hey Kenji.. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if- A: AHHHHHH!!!!!! Horrible memories rising from the depths of my tortured wooden soul! *shivers on the ground |
| (MURRAY2205@aol.com) Q: Hey Shenlong, me and my best friend think you are SOOO HOT!!!!! What's your phone number? A: Thats a very good question Muarray, but first I have to ask you if you like threesomes. If you do, then my number is 730-5....... *Whole BR cast shifts eyes toward Shenlong* I MEAN.......err....... Thank you *bows and runs out the room* |
| (Allenby2@aol.com) Allenby-chan: Hey Yugo, what kind of German chocolate do you like? (whips out her notebook) Yugo: Huh? Choclate? What's that? Is German a flavor? Who are you? Who am I? (scratches his head) Am I dead? |
| (Allenby2@aol.com) Allenby-chan: Hey Kenji, why do you ALWAYS leave a hunk of wood when you teleport? Kenji: (chopping a tree up into logs) Why? Anything else would be to EXPENSIVE! Allenby-chan: (sweatdrop) I see. |
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| (PhantomFox146@aol.com) PhantomFox: Hey Kenji, I found one of your logs and it read 'Made in Taiwan'. What's up with that? Kenji: GOD D*^& IT!! THEY WERE SOPPOSED TO DISSAPEAR AFTER TWO SECONDS! *mumbling* damn cheap logs mumble mumble... expect me to chop all day... when would I fight... I'm not a lumber jack you know... Maiko: uhhh kenji..... we're still listening... Kenji: DOH! |
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| (PhantomFox146@aol.com) PhantomFox:Yo Kenji, just how much hair gel do you use in a day? Kenji: Well PhantomFox, I like to use L.A. hair gel to get my spikes sharp and shiny, and it doesnt take too long because the unique new formula includes dimethicone copolyol. *L.A. company hands Kenji a wad of cash Kenji: Whoohoo! Now I can buy more taiwanese logs! |
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| (MURRAY2205@aol.com) MURRAY: Yugo, Stun, and Shenlong, have you all considered taking anger management classes? Ever? Stun and Shenlong: WHAT!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANGER?! YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO. YOU'LL REGRET EVER SAYING THAT (mumbling and cussing) Yugo: I had to go to those classes once. There was a trail of German chocolate that I followed, right into a buildin (tear rolls down the wolfs face) Alice told me I couldn't eat it unless I stayed. They tauht me to be more sensitive. You guys should do it too, cuz then we'll all be friends, and we can love and... Stun and Shenlong: KILL HIM!!!!!!!!! Yugo: EEP! *hides behind a tree Maiko: ..... yes......well...... I think we should move on to the next question |
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| (eyebrowlass@yahoo.com) Shannon Brown: Kenji, I wanna know how to disappear and leave stuff behind. I've already injected myself with zoanthrobe blood and became a ninja! I morph into a bobcat,and I couldn't think of something cool to leave behind. Oh,and you left one of those logs in my bed,you know last night,you said you were in a hurry afterwards,and I can't seem to push it off. I think I'm going to need your help again. Kenji: heheh * blush Uriko:KENJI IM GONNA SLICE YOU INTO JULLIANE FRIES!!!! YOU HEAR ME!!!! Kenji *sheepishly* umm... mole, not rat Uriko:RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR |
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