YOU KNOW YOU PLAY TOO MUCH BLOODY ROAR IF... |
- you begin to wonder what animal your friends resemble. -your parents tell you that you WILL do you homework or else, and you make ninja motions and say "you're too weak to defeat me." -you get into fights for no reason, then after beating them up, find out that they were only trying to tell you your fly was open... -you randomly ball your fists, make a pained jerking movement, and scream BEAST MODE. -you start ripping your clothes and spike your bangs in impossible formations. - *stare at the half moon, then at your girl/boyfriend* he/she says "isn't this romantic?" and you say "you're lucky it's not a full moon tonight." -you make agressive animal noises in class. - train hard everyday to turn into a log and disapear. -you say, "You're sexy when you're in pain" if the opportunity rises, whether to a boy or girl. -you go on a journey to find and save your mom, even though you know she's just in the bathroom. -slash someone with knives (insisting they are your claws) and complain "augh, I got blood on my clothes." - Beat up your principal when he kicks you out for wearing your short-skirted nurse outfit. |
Have something funny to say about bloody roar? Send it to me and I'll give you full credit. Thanx! *Maiko* |
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