History:
Hermes grew up in Jamaica and, during a hurricane, his talent for beaurocracy was realized. He came to America at some point and is now acting bearocrat at Planet Express. After his office was trashed before an inspection, he was demoted and replaced, but he eventually got his job back and is now a grade 37 beaurocrat.

Significant Other:
Wife LaBarbara.

Pastimes:
Filling out forms and requisitions, stamping forms, limbo.

Likes:
Manwiches, his job, a glass of warm milk and a good night's sleep.

Dislikes:
People taking time off, Nibbler

Likely to say:
Sweet lion of Xion!,
Sweet llamas of the Bahamas! etc.

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