History:
Unknown.
Demeanor:
Conservative.
Has:
A ham and mayonnaise dinner awaiting him at his mansion.
Likes:
Harsh sentences, smoking cigars, jokes about upper middle class people, the poor people who tend to his pores at the spa.
Dislikes:
Any other poor people, seeming soft on the wrongly accused.
Believes:
Poverty is a mental ilness, you're never too rich to enjoy a good turkey dog.
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