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This is what happens when someone in possession of
a collection of bad horror movies learns how to record onto his
computer directly off his VCR.

GODZILLA vs. GIGAN

Ah, hello there!
The Bumbling Protagonist answers the phone
(the full version of the sound that loaded when ya got here).

Hey, Anguirus!
A conversation between Godzilla and his generally
useless sidekick, Anguirus (whose suckiness is second only
to King Seesar in terms of fighting)

GAMERA vs. GAOS

Ohh damn!
Fat Japanese Guy receives bad news.

FANTASTIC DINOSAURS of the MOVIES

Introduction
This is what happens when you hire 50's commercial narrators
to read the title of the video.

Oracle
Lead-in to a Martha Stewart project.

Boy, that was close!
Wally and the Beav go explorin'. Golly!

Lost World cast
That last star sounds promising.

Journey to the Center of the Earth cast
Sounds like that Lost World star has competition.

Ieeee!
Mr. Caveman catches a wild boar!