THE NIGHTEMARE IS REAL
switch blayde
the man
the mystery
the mayhem

BORN  SAMHAIN 2000 DIED FEB 22ND 2004  RESSURECTED ????
ok so its been a while since the page has been up alot has happened lets start from the begining
Ok i came into tulsa oklahomah in a carnival of freaks, a gettho freak show i guess.
at that time i was miserable i mean
I REALLY WANTED TO DIE
I HAD NO FREINDS NO MONEY HELL I BARLEY HAD A HOME AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF I HAVE
BEEN USED BY MORE THAN MY FAIR SHARE OF BITCHES HO'S AND SKANKS THEN ONENIGHT IT HAPPENED
BANG
THIS JUGGALO FOUND HIS NITCH
I MET A PERFORMER BY THA NAME OF
BOBBY PAGE THAT NIGHT I BECAME PART OF THE TOOLBOX TOO INC. FAMILY AND THEN ABOUT SIX MONTHS  LATER I MET MY PARTNER WHO WAS THE BEST THING THIS WICKED CLOWN COULD ASK FOR. SO COME ON DOWN AND SEE THE SHOW WE GOT ALL KINDS FROM FREAKS LIKE ME TO EVERY DAY JOES JUST  LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO HAVE A BEER

NOW THE BURNING QUESTION
WHO AND WHAT AM I?
WHAT IS MY PLACE IN THIS WORLD?

IF YOU DARE TO ASK THESE QUESTIONS
ALL WILL BE REVEALED SOON
ok the moment you all have been waiting for is here
THe iNTeRVeiW WiTH a DaRK CLoWN
the man the mystery the shock the horror and yes even the humanity of it all

SO GET OFF YER ASS AND START POUNDING THEM KEYS MANG
thats right you read it correctly the book of switch blayed shall be opened
no page shall be hidden from your prying eyes



so ask away



RANDY PARSONS A.K.A. SWITCH BLAYDE
ME AND BOBBY PAGE YOUR CURRENT REINING MISS TRICOUNTY AFTER THE SHOW ONE NIGHT