SCOTT BAIO

The Man, the Myth, the Pleasure Bringer.....

He's the most overworked and most underappreciated man in Hollywood- Scott Baio. Few men have ever graced the silver and small screens with such ease and presence since the days when he battled the Fonz for the lead role in Happy Days. Unfortunately, the new generation does not have the constant Charles in Charge reruns to fully appreciate the various artistic life portrayals that we children of the late 70's and 80's, nor are their minds fully developed to understand what exactly it is that makes this one particular artist so unique. A thick New York accent, boyish looks, and a never ending supply of talent may bring to mind some other Hollywood hacks like John Travolta, however, it is Scott Baio who still is king in Hollywood.

The following are a list of all the movies that Scott Baio has starred in over the last three decades. Now it's your duty to recall when exactly it is that you saw these movies, all of which were number one at the box office. Very Mean Men Dumb Luck Bugsy Malone Foxes Senior Trip Zapped Kids In Motion I Love NY Luke Was there Detonator A Wedding For Bella The Bread, My Sweet Bar Hopping Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 Cursed Like its all that hard people. The only thing that might be difficult is trying to determine whether or not you were actually dreaming when you witnessed a performance as seen in one of these great films.

Don't you want Scott Baio in charge of you???

The following are tales from Scott Baio fanatics who either had the opportunity to meet the great one himself or are just so diehard that their devotion to Baio deserves some sort of recognition. -I was at a 7/11 one time getting gas and as I look out towards my car, lo and behold, there is Scott Baio(I kid you not!!). He's on a Harley wearing a leather jacket. He starts pumping gas and enters the 7/11. Inside he starts eating food that he doesn't pay for so the cashier threatens to call the cops. Scott Baio laughs and says "You aren't gonna call the cops on Scott Baio" and then he walks out with an x-rated magazine. He takes the pump out, jumpstarts his hog, and drives off but not before lighting a match and throwing it out blowing up the other gas pumps!!! Awesome!!!! -Tom, Colorado -Omg, I once drove 1500 miles to meet Scott Baio at an autograph signing at a mall in Nevada. Not only did he sign my picture but when I asked him for some advice on becoming an actor, he told me to follow my dreams and that I may actually one day be just like him!!! -Katie, Oregon -I was feeling really down one day and locked myself in my room for hours. My whole life changed though when I caught an episode of Charles in Charge. I was so moved by the episode where he helps the kids with their homework that I cried and gave up goth forever -Edward, New Jersey I once stayed in the same motel as Scott Baio out in Missouri. How do I know? He worked there. -Phil, Michigan -Working with Scott Baio in Baby Geniuses 2 made me the actor I am today. -Jon Voight, California -The only reason I have continually decided against working with Scott Baio is because I was afraid the other actors might have issues of inferiority. -Spielberg, California -The best actor of the 20th century. -Guam Film Review -My life dream is to meet the man who taught me everything about life. Not only do I want him in charge of my life, I want him in charge of the world!!! -Mindy, Ohio

So what's next for Scott Baio is what you all are asking yourself right? It's tough to say; who knows what's left to achieve for a man who's accomplished everything. Some believe he will retire off of the fortune he has made from TV shows that are now reruns on TV Land. However for those of who know the Baio-alpha male attitude, it is merely the beginning for Chachi. Perhaps more movies will be in store for Scott as this would be the most surefire step considering his reputation in Hollywood circles. Rumor has it that Scott Baio will be takign on King Kong in a 2009 blockbuster that's being kept underwraps. But why stick in a genre that he has already conquered? Perhaps Baio is interested in politics. As one of the few conservatives in Hollywood, his household name and charm make him the instant front runner for the GOP presidential nomination in 2008. Works are already in progress to repeal the 22nd amendment so Scott Baio can run for a third presidential term. Russia, apparently embarrassed by the fact that they sent a third rate singer into space, has talked of sending the man himself to the decades old space station orbiting around earth. And tensions between the US and Russia have risen lately, imagine that. Whatever Scott Baio does within the next ten years, it will definitely be on the front page news and warrants your attention. Be thankful all of you, that you have lived in the time of such a great man.

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