2. Once he was excommunicated from the sport for his unstoppableness, he landed a spot on the sitcom Taxi, where he worked alongside comedic genius, Andy Kauffman. Many believe that Andy was killed by cancer, but inner-circles in Hollywood believe that Danza's awesomeness caused Kauffman's body to deconstruct itself in shame. Christopher Lloyd's career may have suffered a similar affliction.
3. After Taxi was cancelled, all four of the major television networks of the time were swamped with angry, vicious, hate mail from young teen girls, and older desperately lonely, buxom housewives, demanding Tony Danza be put back on their television. Finally, ABC decided to cash in on the sure bet, and Who's The Boss was created. The premise of the show was that Tony Danza is a housekeeper, while the woman of the house is an accomplished lawyer, hence the reversal of roles between male and female inspiring the title. There was, however, no question as to who the boss was when facts leaked out that Danza had slept with every woman on the set.
4. After the successful sitcom went of the air, Tony Danza was given another show in 1997, named The Tony Danza show. The show did not do well, though, because Mr. Danza was not satisfied with the script of the show, and proceeded to call people at their homes and encourage them not to watch. The show was cancelled, but he did manage to sleep with every woman on the cast.
5. During this year, Mr. Danza starred in Angel's in the Outfield, the only successful movie Christopher Lloyd had made since the initial seperation from the megastar.
6. In 1999, Tony Danza starred in the Broadway production of the Ice Man Cometh. Many critics stated that it was the single greatest performance in the history of theatre, and that they were convinced they were in love with Danza's character by the end.
7. Finally, we come to the crown jewel in Mr. Danza's crown, his daytime talkshow, The Tony Danza Show. Despite not being picked up for a third season because of jealousy from Oprah, the Danza show has commanded the daytime market for two years. There is no doubt Mr. Danza will bounce back and land on his feet.
2. There are rumors in Hollywood that Mr. Danza, at one time, was a pornstar, and that the name "Danza Slap" where a man slaps his fallace against a young woman's mouth, derives from Tony Danza's name. We however know that Mr. Danza was never in a pornographic movie, as the length of his penis will not allow proper camera shots of it.
3. He is an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. Apparently this religion allows anybody who feels like it become a minister. No doubt to quench demands from the masses to follow in the footsteps of Tony Danza.
4. Survived a go-cart accident on his television show...with NO HELMET!
2. Charlies' Angels Premiere
3. People's Choice Awards
4. As Good as it Gets Premiere
5. P. Diddy's Birthday Party (shouldn't that be enough?)
Tony Danza singing.
Tony Danza refusing to wear a helmet when he races in a go-cart, and the subsequent accident that spun the go-cart around.
Tony Danza losing his own rollerblading competition.
Tony Danza answering women's questions about their husbands.
Why are you still reading and not on the phone, you idiot? Save the Tony Danza show.
