So you want to be our friend, huh?

Well, we can't just let any bum off the street become our friend, now can we? We both realize that we're no Danny Perez, most talented human being on the planet (inside joke, which you'd get if you were our friend), but we're still pretty darn cool! So, we've put together this questionaire here, and based on your answers, the computer will decide for us who should be our friend. Obviously, a computer would be the most unbiased judge of who would be a good fit for our exclusive group. Are you worthy of our friendship? Find out!

Do you believe in ghosts? If so, why?

What is your name?

What do you do for a living?

Are both of your parents male?

If you could be any of the Power Rangers, which would it be and why?

Were you picked on in high school?

Has anybody ever put their finger inside you? If you're a boy, why? If you're an unwed girl, why?

Have you ever thought about making it with a monkey?