Always COME PREPARED and never forget to practice SAFE SEX




Tickle My Nose
Recently one night I met a young lass
With obvious skill she caught my pass
Aside from her breasts, her body was lean
She did not appear to be sixteen

She pretended to be so innocent
But inside she desired ravishment
When I found the courage for a kiss
Her smile revealed what I could not dismiss

So I asked her out on a late night date
On her fake ID her age did inflate
We went to the bar and drank a few drinks
She said, "Let's go to bed, this place stinks"

Then out in the car I fondled her breasts
It wasn't hard to get her undressed
She came prepared wearing no underwear
And with a zip her body was bare

Her nipples awaited my every touch
No amount of pleasure was too much
Never had I felt such silky smooth skin
I couldn't hold back and dived right in

This girl knew more than I did at her age
She said "This car feels like a birds cage
We've got all night, let's go back to my place
Where I can stretch out and sit on your face"

T'was no resisting her whisker bisquit
And I'd go as far as she'd permit
She wouldn't let me take more than my share
And tickled my nose with her soft muffin hair

All that teasing really loosened her hips
She went down on me and stattled my lips
It's hard to believe a girl so young
Could do the things she did with her tongue

Over she rolled and spread her thighs wide
The inches instanly multiplied
We were consumed in continuous climax
Non-stop passion and no time to relax

With the grace of a woman at her peak
And sexual style purely unique
She made the coldest hearts warm with desire
Ever hoping to satisfy her, ever failing to satisfy her

 

Oh My!
Oh stop it, it's not that bad. It's not like you weren't warned. It could be worse, There could have been real pictures.... Or would that make it better? Well I can see where you could get the idea I'm a dirty old man preying on girls.
But remember that all three of these poems were written over ten years ago when I was in my mid 20's and working in a video arcade. So I was a dirty young man.... Now I'm just older....
Hey it's better to find out all this before we get hitched.... HUH????






What's Fun?

Making love by the fire place,
making love by the swimming pool,
making love in the shower,
making love in bed,
making love in the car,
making love in a tent,
making love on the beach,
making love under water,
making love under waterfalls....
Hey do you think I like making love too much?

I believe in having fun
even when I'm serious,
esspecially seriously having fun.






As John Valby says before each show, "If You Can't Take A Joke, Now's The Time To Leave"







The Midi file
on this page is
"You Shook Me All Night Long"
by AC~DC.
Some Midi files are worse than elevator music. I've searched far and wide for all the Midis on each page of my site and I used the best versions I could find, although occasionally, there was only one available. I have done my best to re-mix and edit them whenever possible. I am currently looking for copyright information and song writing credits for many of the midi music files on my pages. If you have any info that I am missing, please e-mail me so that I can include it here. Also, web site links to any of the artists you hear or see on my pages would be helpful so that I can include them as well.


JFJ 2000
All poetry on this website is written by me unless otherwsie credited and copyright registered with the Lbrary of Congress.




Don't forget to check out the other poetry pages on my site.
Links are at the bottom of each page under
FAVORITE URL's.
Chapter 2 brings you to the not so naughty poetry pages.
The pages in the adult section are only accessable from other adult pages.


  

  

You Shook Me All Night Long

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The Difference Between Night And Day
I can't believe the girl I've seen
Through the corner of my eye
She looks to be about eighteen
I wanna glaze her cherry pie

This babe had a body so hot
My eyes began to water
She lightly touched my hardest spot
One drink was all I bought her

I made my move and it was smooth
And she melted in my hands
A soft massage designed to soothe
Aroused her warm and horny glands

We went for a walk through the park
Holding more than hands felt good
The air was cool, the night was dark
We felt everything we could

We stopped to lie down on the ground
We were alone, no one came near
All we heard was a passionate sound
What a beautiful sound to hear

Our peace was disturbed by the dawn
The sky was light pink and blue
As we lied on the soft green lawn
Glistening with morning dew

We went to my place and shared a bath
I said she was welcome to stay
I'd hoped to travel a common path
But she went her seperate way

 

Too Hard Too Overlook
Everywhere I look, every girl I see
Lookin' so pretty, but there all too young for me
Girls never dressed like that, I remember when
I'd do anything to be seventeen again

The cloathes they hardly wear are too hard to overlook
Girls that young and hot already know how to cook
I wish I knew then everything I know now
Things would have been different, I'da shown 'em how

I wonder if they know, or even if they care
At twelve they're giving head, in my day it was rare
Tempted and teased by teenybopping foxes
Whose love and lust are seemingly enless paradoxes

Swimming pool blues in the heat of a summer night
But just because they want it doesn't make it right
The law says girls can't make love with older men
Now they make me wish I was seventeen again

Just the other day a girl came up to me
She said, "Take me down man, I'll give it up for free"
If she was there then she'd have been my girlfriend
Now she makes me wish I was seventeen again.

 

THINGS I LIKE
OK since we're in the naughty pages section, I'll tell you some of the things I like when doing it. Hmmm, on second thought maybe I should keep some secrets. You never know when something spontanious might get spoiled by giving away my favorite positions..... Let's just say there isn't much I've experienced that I didn't like. And the things I didn't like are on the right---->
 

   


THINGS I DON'T LIKE
I don't like it when someone I'm with farts. It really sucks, well it does. I don't like being told NO, but I accept it. It's just that sometimes you have to say it twice and slap me up side my head. There are some things I've never tried because I think I won't like them. I'd rather not talk about it.... Of course, in the midst of passion, sometimes those things don't seem like such a bad idea.
 

Favorite URLs
Other pages on my web site.
 

Favorite URLs
My friends' home pages & My favorite URLs/Websites to visit
 

Save A Starving Poet - Donate to a Poet in need


Chapter 3 : Swing Set, Fantasy Lovers - Back To The Main Adult Poetry Page

Let's Get Naughty, Let's Do It All Night Long, Off The Wall - A few naughty songs for Lisa

Expose Yourself (Mind Fux), Bar Fly & Just Say Yes - Poetry about strippers, not yet completed.

At Long Last Love?: Coming Soon - Under Construction

Chapter 3, Page 5 - Back To The Egg. - Chapter 3: Back To The Egg - Begin the Maniacle Mystery Tour of death in poetry.

A Question Of Faith, The Great Unknown & Have You Heard The Word? - Just in case you got here by mistake and need to think about God for a few minutes, I have a sense of humor, I hope God does too!!!! : From Chapter 2

Index - Back to the Main Index Page with all pages in Chapters 1 & 2 listed

Save A Starving Poet - Donate to a Poet in need


Fawnia : Former Exotic dance godess and body builder - Fawnia is giving me an interview for the Expose Yourself page listed above. This is a link to her website.

Dr. Dirty - John Valby - If you don't know who John Valby is, you've missed a lot of fun for the past 25 years. If you can't take a joke, don't go there!


US Copyright protection - Keep Your Poetry YOURS

My Poetry library index LWR Webzine - LWR Poetry Webzine has published 6 of my poems in the January, 2001 issue. LWR is now out of business

   

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