Top 10 lies told by college students:

1. I was at my place studying all night.

2. I was at the library.

3. I can park anywhere I want.

4. A degree is my first priority.

5. I haven't missed a class yet.

6. I've never bounced a check.

7. We don't allow the opposite sex in our rooms.

8. My credit card has no limit.

9. I was a great high school athlete.

10. This is a natural tan line.

Other experiences in college:

Waiting in lines for over 3 hours

Receiving financial aide after the semester is already over

When entering your senior year...you are told, "Oh, by the way, you still need a general ed requirement before you graduate."

It takes an hour to find a parking space

You spend more money on books than your classes

Holding on the phone for an hour

Go Golden Knights! That's my school's mascot.