Hello Mister Claremont
By: Dannell Lites
To The Tune Of: "Hello Mrs. Durkin"

Oh, X-Men was a comic made famous for its writing! With characterization, with artwork John Bryne! The fans all showed devotion with scathing hot emotion The best thing of tham all was about Magnus we did learn

CHORUS: Well it's, hello Mr. Claremont Your X-Men tales they did want They needed to be human, they needed to be sane Oh Logan he is crazy; Kitty she is phasey They'll always be Uncanny, that's how they got their name!

Well Cyclops was the first one; for some os us the worst one He quickly lead the X-Men; adventures the did share! He trained to be fighters with reflexes like lightning So in the process why can't he show them how much he cares?

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Now Phoenix she had style; the first one in the Saga She was practically human, the fans liked her a lot! So lady-like in manner, but a demon when in battle She was a hero's hero ... so, of course, you had her shot!

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Well, Claremont can just move over, because I'm taking over! My ire is growing larger and I've only just begun! I've taken as my mission a kind of social fisson To show the X-Men one and all that fighting can be fun!

The End!