Oh, the flatscans hate the gene jokes And the gene jokes hate the flatscans To hate all but the right folks Is an old established plan
But during National Mutanthood Week National Mutanthood Week Graydon Creed and Magneto are dancing cheek to cheek It's fun to terrorize The people you despise As long as you don't let'em on your Team!
Oh, the X-Folks hate the Bro'hood And the Bro'hood hate the X-Folks All the Acolytes hate the humans It's Genoshian as apple pie!
But during National Mutanthood Week National Mutanthood Week Marauders loves the Morlocks 'cause it's very chic Step up and bite the hand Of someone you can't stand, You can tolerate them if you try!
Oh, the FoH hate the mutants And the mutant hate the FoH And Sinister loves the Summers And everybody hates Cable
But during National Mutanthood Week National Mutanthood Week National 'Everyone Kill Off One Anotherhood Week' Be nice to H. Saps who Are inferior to you It's only for a week so have no fear! Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!
The End!