<h1>"He'll Always Be Mon-El To Me" </h1>
Created by: Vernon H Harmon

Bless ya'll, Vernon, Sugah:):) And If'n ya'll see this e-mail moi and Ah will abase moiself for not getting ya'll's permission to use this, but my e-mails kept bouncing:(:(

the WaRPed One says: Mon-El--> Valor?

>Whatever they do, he'll always be Mon-El to me.

"He'll Always Be Mon-El To Me"
{to the tune of: "She's Always A Woman To Me"}

He can carry a dwarf star He can wound with his eyes He can run really fast and he usually flies X-ray eyes can reveal just what he wants to see They're calling him Valor But he'll always be Mon-El to me

They can tell us he's Mon But we'll feel we've been lied to You can ask for the truth But they'll never oblige you And won't even consider an apology Some people like "Valor" But he'll always be Mon-El to me

Oh--he's a Daxamite hero He waited a cent'ry In the Phantom Zone Oh--and he never gave up And he never gave in Despite being alone

They will promise you more Than the return of his name Then they'll just call him "Lar Gand" And laugh while you curse them Now I'll admit "Valor" Ain't the worst it could be But the first was the best And he'll always be Mon-El to me

Oh--Superboy named him And then saved his life But it got retconned away Oh--now he goes by the name That Superman gave him But it's just not the same

He's heroic and kind And his uniform's cool They can do as they please But we're nobody's fools We'll never be tricked By their duplicity They can shout 'till they're blue But whatever they do He'll always be Mon-El to me

--Vernon --

Vernon Honey, Ah almost *hurt* moiself:):) This is such a perfect expression of just how Ah fell too!!