Mom's Dictionary
Amnesia: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.
Dumbwaiter: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family Planning: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
Feedback: the inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full Name: what you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Idunnaknow: words uttered by siblings when asked "who did this?".
Impregnable: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Ow: the first word spoken by children with older siblings.
Puddle: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show Off: a child who is more talented that yours.
Sterilize: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to our last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Top Bunk: where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
Two Minute Warning: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: able to whine in words.
Whodunit: none of the kids that live in your house.
Do you have any other Mom definitions...??
E-mail me...and I will add them...
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updated 4/18/2009