Mom's Dictionary

 

Amnesia:  condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.

Dumbwaiter:  one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Family Planning:  the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart  to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

              Feedback:  the inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

               Full Name:  what you call your child when you're mad at him.

Grandparents:  the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

Hearsay:  what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Idunnaknow:  words uttered by siblings when asked "who did this?".

Impregnable:  a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

Independent:  how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

                Ow:  the first word spoken by children with older siblings.

Puddle:  a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

               Show Off:  a child who is more talented that yours.

Sterilize:  what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to our last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

               Top Bunk:  where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

Two Minute Warning:  when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

Verbal:  able to whine in words.

Whodunit:  none of the kids that live in your house.

 

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updated 4/18/2009