"King of Fighters" Drinking Game

From: "Robert Garcia" <___@tpgi.com.au>
Subject: KOF drinking game
Date: Fri, 23 Jan 1998 13:06:03 +1100

It's...
                             JOHN'S KING OF FIGHTERS 96' CHICKEN EATING GAME!!!!!

Welcome to my King of Fighters chicken game! To play this game you may need a infinete 
supply of chicken. If you are one of the sad sorts who can't afford infinete chicken 
(That means you, Garcia!), then drinks will have to do. Sigh.

note, this game mainly concentrates on the computer opponent.
 
Part one: General game.
Nibble chicken if...

-The computer performs the same special move twice in a row.
-The computer performs a super move.
-The computer gets hit with a super move.
-A combo higher than 7 hits is performed.
-The computer max rolls.
-A counter is performed.
-The round finishes.

Bite chicken if...

-Player gets a perfect.
-Computer loses twice in a row.
-Autogaurd occurs.
-Computer charges the super bar.

Engulf a chunk of chicken if...

-Player gets a straight.
-You think the computer starts cheating.
-Round ends in draw game.

Whole chicken if...

-Computer gets 3 sraight perfect victorys (Tronc factor, also known in newzealand as 
	Lockyer factor).
-The Gringo factor Makes itself Known. (Ie. Greg challenges me. (hint, hint.)

Part two: Individual Characters.
 
JAPAN TEAM 

vs Kyo Kusanagi
Nibble chicken if...
-You think kyo yells too much.
-kyo yells "Body ga...Ameze!" twice in a row.

Bite chicken if...
-Kyo Kyo does his "Ore no....Kaichi da!" victory stance.
-Kyo and Iori do theyre face of bit.
-Kyo dosent use R.E.D. kick in a Round.

Engulf a chunk of chicken if...
-Kyo dosent use a special move the whole round.

Whole chicken if...
-You don't think Kyo looks cool.

vs Benimaru Nikaido
Nibble chicken if...
-Player is knocked out of air by a raikoken.
-Player is bagged by Shinku Katategoma.

Bite chicken if...
-Player is Knocked out of the air by Beni's super.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-You are not impressed by beni's hair.
-Beni does not use his super.

Whole chicken if...
-Tronc says "He keeps his hair up with static electrisity!"
-Anyone says "I think he looks stupid" And recves a punch from me.

vs Goro Daimon
nibble chicken if...
-Goro uses his cloud tosser.
-Goro grabs through a fireball.

Bite chicken if...
-Goro uses his super.
-Goro dosent run the whole round.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-Goro dosent roll or doge in the round.

Whole chicken if...
-Goro grabs you out of you super and you dont feel angry.

GAROU TEAM

vs Terry Bogard
Nibble chicken if...
-Terry mashes your air assalt with Rising Tackle.
-Terry uses Power wave twice in a row.

Bite chicken if...
-Terry Knocks you out of the air with Power Gyeser.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-You can't seem to beat Power Dunk in mid air.

Whole chicken if...
-You dont think Terry and Mary make a nice couple.

vs Andy Bogard.
Nibble chicken if...
-Andy gets on your nerves.

Bite chicken if...
-You think Andy is better than terry.
-You think Andy looks better in Kof than in real bout.
-His rising attack bags you again.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-Andy uses his super to counter your air attack

Whole chicken if...
-You don't think Andy and Mai should get married. (Wait! Put down that chicken! Time for 
	a poll. Send you opinions on the Andy\Mai marrage thing to me at 
	goenitz@interworx.com.au. Ok? Good. (hows that for authentic.)

vs Joe Higashi
Nibble chicken if...
-You think Joe is a wally.

Bite chicken if...
-Joe does his TNT punch.
-Joe does Screw upper.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-Joe resists the urge to moon you.

Whole chicken if...
-You think Joe had a crush on Mai from the begining.

DRAGON TIGER TEAM

vs Ryo Sakazaki
Nibble chicken if...
-Ryo uses his Uppercut a lot.

Bite chicken if...
-Ryo uses Hao-sho-koh-ken.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-Ryo beats you. Again.

Whole chicken if...
-You think Ryo whould rather be fighting with his father than his little sister.

vs Robert Garcia
(Bacically the same as Ryo but for these added features...)
Nibble chicken if...
-You think Robert looks cool.
-Robert drives you mad with his Ryugecki-ken and Heinsenpu-Kiaku

Bite chicken if...
-You get sick of this chicken game. ummm...Spice Girls! There that should generate sales! 
	(joke)

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-Robert beats you for the second time.

Whole chiken if...
-You think Robert and Yuri will break up before long.

vs Yuri Sakazaki 
Nibble chicken if...
-You think "Ah...some one a little easyer..."
-You take back that last comment.

Bite chicken if...
-You like yuri's voice.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-Yuri dosent do that slap move in the round.

Whole chicken if...
-You think Yuri is only going out with Robert to get to his money.

THE IKARI TEAM

vs Leona
Nibble chicken if...
-Leona bags you with the moon slasher again.
-Tronc starts drooling.

Bite chicken if...
-You like the way she flicks her hair around when she crouches. (a rather cat like 
	motion, i think.)

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-She hits you with the Baltic Launcher. 

Whole chicken if...
-You think she looks and acts a little older than 18.

vs Ralf
Nibble chicken if...
-He does his ralf kick and you fall for it like a big idiot.

Bite chicken if...
-His super connects.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-You know what "Toto to kakatte koi!" means. (hehe)

Whole chicken if...
-Tronc gets a bandana to look like ralf.

vs Clark
Nibble chicken if...
-He grabs you.

Bite chicken if...
-He grabs you then elbos you.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-He does his the Ultra Argentine Backbreaker.

Whole chicken if...
-You're sick of being grabbed.

PSYCO SOLDIER TEAM
vs Athena Asamiya
Nibble chicken if...
-You fall hopelessly in love with her. (its only a matter of time.)

Bite chicken if...
-She pheonix arrows you to hell.
-She teleports heaps.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-You walk right into her super. Dim-wit.

Whole chicken if...
-You figure out a way to bring her to life so you can marry her! but like the big 
	idiot you are you lose the blueprints!

vs Sie Kensou
Nibble chicken if...
-He chokes on his bun.

Bite chicken if...
-He dosent fall for your roll\grab tricks.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-he frustrates you to death.

Whole chicken if...
-You want him out of the way so you can get to Athena...

vs Chin Gentsai
Nibble on chicken if...
-He really gets anoying.

Bite chicken if...
-He repeatedly uses his gourd attack.

Engulf chunk of chicken if... 
-He bags you. Again.

Whole chicken if...
-You vow to be just like Chin when you get old.

THE KOREAN TEAM
vs Kim Kaphwan
Nibble chicken if...
-He counters everything you do.

Bite chicken if...
-He bags you.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-You figure out how to get round his moves.

Whole chicken if...
-You don't figure out how to get round his moves.

vs Chang Koehan
Nibble chicken if...
-You think "woah!" first time you see him.
-You get hits in.

Bite chicken if...
-You are dissapointed at how easy he is to beat.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-He bags you.

Whole chicken if...
-Tronc starts making 'Big Steve' comparisons.

vs Choi Bounge
Nibble chicken if...
-"Cant...seem to...hit...opponent..."

Bite chicken if...
-You hit Choi
-You grab Choi.
-Choi says anything that ends in "yasu" (prepare to eat lots of chicken!).

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-His super connects.

Whole chicken if...
-tronc starts making Neil or Scarecrow comparisons.

TEAM GORGEOUS
vs King
Nibble chicken if...
-She repeatedly uses Suprize Rose

Bite chicken if...
-She bags you with Venom Strike or Double strike.
-She bags you in general.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-Her super connects.

Whole chicken if...
-Tronc says "Is that a female?" (What an idiot!)

vs Mai Shiranui
Nibble chicken if...
-You are too distracted by her breasts to fight properly.

Bite chicken if...
-Well since the fist ones garanteed to happen, not much point is there?

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-As above

Whole chicken if...
-You go weak at the knees and fall over.

vs Kasumi Todo
Nibble chickin if...
-You see Kasumi's dad.

Bite chicken if...
-Kasumi hits you with the Ecstasy Crunch.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-You bag her with a perfect.

Whole chicken if...
-Tronc says "She looks like a painter." I'm soooo sick of tronc.

THE YAGAMI TEAM

vs Iori Yagami
Nibble chicken if...
Iori: "Hang on! I'm too tough to be in this silly chicken game!"
John: "Too bad, youre in."
Iori: "Over my dead body!"
John: "Fine!"

John couldn't quite remember how he got into this situation, but he was gonna have to 
	fight it out. 
The bad side of Iori Yagami, John found out, was not a good place to be.
John listend intently to the announcer's voice just moments before the match:
"Roberts verses Iori! Round one! Ready! GO!"
The instant the fight had begun Iori was in the air. John saw this as an oppertunity to 
	use his anti-air attack.
"IORN CROSS!" he yelled as he raised his fists in a spiral motion in order to intercept 
	the lungeing Iori. but it was too late, Iori was apon him. John felt the searing 
	pain of his flesh being torn as Iori's hands clawed his face in mid-air. John 
	stumbled back as Iori landed on the ground and deleverd a raking slash to John's 
	somach. John winced at the pain as Iori did what John fully expected him to do: 
	The Oniyaki.
Purple flames coursed around iori's forearm as he jumped in a spinning motion striking 
	John with the flames no less than three times, his charred body landing heavily 
	on the arena floor. Then John heard Iori say: "Osobi wa Owarida!" (Playtime is 
	over.) And Iori lunged and landed, hunced slightly over tha fallen John.
"Do you submit or must i kill you?" Iori asked.
"I...i submit" said John, coughing up blood.
"Good. Now never try to put me in another of your stupid chicken games!"
"That goes for us as well!" interuppted Mature, gesturing toward herself and vice.
At that point John nodded and blacked out.

Um, yes well. No Iori then. or Yagami team for that matter. At least i've got a good excuse.
Oh, well, on with the game...

THE BOSS TEAM
vs Geese Howard
Nibble chicken if...
-Geese counters your move.

Bite chicken if...
-Geese Performs Double Reppu-ken

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-Geese hits you with his super.

Whole chicken if...
-You think Billy Kane should be in insted of Geese.

vs Mr. Big
Nibble chicken if...
-He does his runnig uppercut thing.
-He does his rappid hit thing.

Bite chicken if...
-he does his spin thing. ("Ec-Salsa!" [?])

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-He bags you.

Whole chicken if...
-You really want to be like Mr. Big.

vs Wolfgang Krauser.
Nibble chicken if...
-He throws lots of Blitz Balls.
-Lots of the Leg Tomohawk

Bite chicken if...
-He performs his Kaiser Wave.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-The Kaiser Wave goes through your fire ball.

Whole chicken if...
-You don't like Krauser. (You gotta love this guy!)

THE PENULTIMATE BOSS

vs Chizuru Kagura.
Nibble chicken if...
-She does the teleport uppercut.

Bite chicken if...
-She dosent do the uppercut.

Engulf Chunk of chicken if...
-You win.

Whole chicken if...
-You win with Perfect. (possible)

THE FINAL BOSS

vs Goenitz
Nibble chicken if...
-He teleports
-He uses a whirlwind

Bite chiken if...
-He hits you with his big whirlwind super.
-He hits you with his even bigger super.

Engulf chunk of chicken if...
-You win

Whole chicken if...
-You win with perfect. (HAH!)

There you go. happy chickening.
                                                         -John

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